Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Outsiders, and Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis.
Welcome to TheColorsOfTheRainbow's profile!
All About Me, TheColorsOfTheRainbow!!!!
LIKES: Yummy food, animals, skiing, school, playing with my little cousins
DISLIKES: Mean girls, gossip, creepers, sports (except for skiing)
HOBBIES: Reading, writing, drawing, playing with animals
TALENTS: reading higher than college level by 5th grade, being nice to everyone, "talking" to animals
(By "talking" I mean keeping up a one-sided conversation with my guinea pigs.)
FAVORITE BOOK SERIES: PJO, HP, Judy Blume, Outsiders
KNOWN FOR: Being sweet & nice
PETS: 2 guinea pigs named Nutmeg and Ginger
FAVORITE FOOD: Artic Mint Fudge ice cream from Sassy Cow
Here is what I have written on FanFiction…
Percabeth: The Later Years - Percy Jackson & The Olympians
The Gods Discover FanFiction - Percy Jackson & The Olympians
PJO PLedge - Percy Jackson & The Olympians
Letters - Outsiders
Who ya gonna call? FABIAN! - House of Anubis
I also write original novels on NovelJoy.
Summary: Laura J. Williams is bullied at school. But what the bullies do not know is that Laura lost her mother to cancer when she was four, or that her father is always drunk, or even that she's never had a friend. Maybe if they knew more about her, she wouldn't be bullied so much. But they don't know, and they will do everything in their power to make Laura's life absolute hell.
Warning: As you can probably tell, there is some swearing in this book (after all, who punches someone in the face and yells, "Rainbow ponies?") so if you read my stories because you like the humor, this may not be for you.
Note: This novel is fictional (I have never been bullied) but the ideas come from real things I see at school or read about.
ONLY IN AMERICA… (POST THIS IF YOU LIVE THERE)
America has some issues...
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
The Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx!!!
THE PJO QUIZ!
1) Favorite guy character? Percy, duh!
2) Favorite girl character? Ooh, this is hard. My favorite has to be Annabeth, but Piper’s awesome too. She has a real warrior princess thing going.
3) Favorite god? Apollo
4) Favorite goddess? Artemis
5) Favorite minor god/goddess? Me! Kidding. It’s Hestia.
6) Favorite minor characters? Reyna (She is a minor character, right?)
7) Favorite monsters? Tyson and Mrs. O'Leary
8) Which PJO character would you date? Leo
9) Which PJO character is your best friend? Annabeth
10) Which PJO character do you hate? Drew. I. HATE. HER. GUTS.
11) You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who would you want to be stranded with?
Percy. I mean, we’d be surrounded by water.
12) Favorite PJO pairing? PERCABETH!!!
13) Favorite PJO quote?
'"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoë said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoë blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam French fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoë just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."'
14) Favorite Percy moment?
I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious.
"I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it."
"Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle.
“Braccas meas vescimini!"
“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
15) Favorite Nico moment?
“Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"
16) Favorite god or goddess moment?
“THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
17) Favorite Grover moment?
“Eternity with Artemis?" He heaved a big sigh.
18) Favorite Rachel moment?
I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
19) Favorite random moment?
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive."
Six Reasons Why You Shouldn't Mess With Small Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to honor thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
This is a story about God. I don't care if you believe or not, JUST READ!!
Seventeen year old Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.
Post this on your profile if you hate racism...
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
You Know You're Obsessed With The Outsiders When...
You name your horse Ponyboy.
If I ever get a horse, I will name it either Ponyboy or Sodapop.
You've looked up Robert Frost poems before, just to read Nothing Gold Can Stay from a million different sources.
Favorite poem EVER!
You've read Gone With the Wind, even though it's more than a thousand pages long, for no other reason except because it was mentioned in The Outsiders.
I plan to because it was also mentioned in Just As Long As We're Together (Judy Blume).
If you HAVE read Gone With the Wind, you get randomly excited and squeal at the page where it quotes exactly, "riding into sure death because they were gallant".
Good thing I'm a squealer!
You've started using the words, "ain't", "golly", "gee", "dig", and other old slang words proudly, not paying attention to the weird stares you're getting from people around you.
Does using those words in writing count?
You've read the book so many times you could quote entire pages from it.
You love your English teacher for getting you to read it.
She always makes great book suggestions.
You rush up to every random person reading the book, squealing and babbling about how amazing the book is, and how much they're gonna love it so much. You say these thing to COMPLETE STRANGERS too.
I was reading the book in the car and explaining it to my sister's friends and they asked me to read it out loud so I did. And yes, I did gush. Like the Hoover Dam.
You suddenly wish you had a southern accent, and you love people who actually do.
I keep trying to use one. FAIL.
You've developed a sudden interest in old movies.
I've always had that interest.
You do a double take each time someone says the word "Soda" or "Pony".
Where?! Where's Soda and Pony?
You write "Stay Gold" as the last line of every letter you write.
Either that or NEGU (Never Ever Give Up).
You've paused the movie at the very beginning when Pony writes in his composition notebook and tried to copy his hand-writing.
My hand-writing is better, but I'll try it.
You've wondered what it would be like the live as a greaser in the 1960s.
What would it be like?
You are constantly reffering to the Outsiders.
Last night I was playing a game with my cousins and they asked my where I hid the gun and I screamed, "I gave it to Johnny and Ponyboy!"
I also called my uncle a greaser because he put hair gel in his hair.
I love old photos of me, so here are some of my favorites! Copy the link and paste it in the website search bar, and it will come up!
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Move over, Grandma!
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Dog food. Yum.
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I wonder what my next novel will be about…
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This is my absolute FAVORITE one!
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Disclaimer: This is not my dad holding me! This is my neighbor, Mark. My parents would never have given me beer as a baby. Chili yes, but beer? No.
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Oh, was I supposed to be listening to you? Sorry. This piece of chalk is just so…interesting.
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I proved it! Chalk can be used as makeup!
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Me (right), Lauren (left), and Snuggles (middle)
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Don’t judge the hair. It’s adorable.
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ICE CREAM BATTLE! TO THE DEATH!
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I love winter!
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Look Mom, I’m driving!
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Hugging my “boyfriend”
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Help, I'm stuck!
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Dancing with my "boyfriend". Notice how I'm stepping on his toes...
If you've made it this far, you're awesome! I hope you enjoyed my profile and that it wasn't too long. =)