LOBO-CHAN HAS RETURNED! Since I KNOW you all missed me, I brought back Lobo-Chan. YAY! Same muses, different alias, so many ways to torture. Hi! I just want to say thanks for reveiwing my fanfics. Thanks to Tari and Cruton for reviewing my stories and...stuff. I do have other reveiwers but they're helping in the war against annoying people. YAY CANADIANS! Oh, I guess you want to know what about me, huh? Well, I don't know why, but here it goes:
Name: Band Freak, Shippo, Lobo-chan, Baritone, Muse Stealer, Lead-head and Shorty. Oh! And Abbi, but that's irrelivant.
Location: And let the Plot Bunnies take me away for kidnapping thier leader? NEVER!
Hair: brown/shoulder length
Height: Take a guess...you're wrong.
Weight: It's not nice to ask a lady her weight ya' know.
Bishounen(s): Touya, Kurama, (Come on, it's hard not to like him) Izzy, Lee, Johnny Depp, (drools) Rinku, (Go Yoyos!) Riku, (He may be a rip-off, but he's a cool rip-off), Jim (From Outlaw Star) and Ozuma
Muse(s): Starr Yasato (Her stories are awesome), Hanyou lothuol (Kokitsune ROCKS), oOKeairaOo, Moon Owl (Her story "Fox's Name" is hilarious.) Kuriquinn (Yes Cruton, you made the muse list.) ChibiTari, Unlucky-Star (Yes Tarnish, you made it too.) Lee, Riku, Chibi Ansem, (Ha! Eat that S.P.) LigerZero, (Yes, a peice of metal is my muse. You got a problem, tough.) and Bit (By default, he's the only one who can pilot Liger.)
fav. video game(s) (No real order): any pokemon games, Monkey Ball, any Spiro games, any Crash Bandicoot, The Zelda games, anything partianing to anime except DBZ and Gundom, any 007 game, Kingdom Hearts any tournament games
fav anime(s) (So what if I'm disorganized!): Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, (No shame!) Digimon, Cardcaptors, Rurouni Kenshin, Inu Yasha, Megaman, Bey Blade, Metabots, Sailor Moon, Tenchi Muyo, Outlaw Star, Zoids, Cyborg 009 (slightly ashamed) Evangelion (not for the strongly religious)
fav. Manga: Jing: King of Bandits, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fushigi Yugi Chobits (Unfortunatly, the dubbed versions.)
fav bands/singer(s): Linkin' Park, Sum 41, Cold, Vendetta Red, Good Charlotte, The W's, Junior Senior, Avril, (That's right. I said Avril. I don't have a problem with Canada.) Alicia Keys, Stained, The Eagles, The Beatles ( If you don't like them then get lost! ), Dr. Demento, Weird Al Yankovic, Jimmy Buffett, John Mayer, AFI, Evanesence, Hoobastank, Story of the Year, Joss Stone, Slipknot (Yes, I've boarded the wagon.), Coheed and Cambria, Thursday Finger Eleven (Thank you Sade!)
Current Band I Idolize: Coheed and Cambria
fav color(s): Black, Silver, Green, Gold Red
Things I hate: 1) Shots 2) School 3) Re-runs 4) Lockers when they're jammed 5) physical activity 6) When my fav shows are cancled 7) My least fav. people. 8) faulty C.D. players 9) paid programing 10) Doctors 11)
Preps least fav. people: 1) Brad 2) Tea 3) Botan 4) Tea 5) Preps 6) Tea 7) My algebra teacher 8) Tea 9) My band teacher 10) Tea 11) T.J. 12) Tea 13) Dillon 14) Tea 15) All the guys on my bus 16) Tea 17) Arrogant people 18) Did I mention Tea?
Fav Quotes: Zoom-zoom - Some car commercial
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me, and be my friend. ~ unknown.
Aww. Don't ya feel spurcial now? ~ S.P.
I love my giraffe, my giraffe loves me. I feed my giraffe green berry leaves. My little giraffe goes . . . well he doesn't really do anything he just stands there and shakes his head and that's all he does. - Brandon
BAKU NETSU MARU - Me, G.Cracker S.P.
I'm telling your wife you're having an affair with Michael Durr. - Autumn
He's having a gay moment. - Autumn
Happy unbirthday- The Mad Hatter the march hair.
(about Josh) He's the grim reaper with turrets- me
SHINEY- me on a sugar high (Or imitating Youko. Or both.)
Annberly: Okay, say it with me. A-lu-mi-num. Me: A... A-lu... A-lu-na-mum. Annberly: Close enough. Me: Ya should have been happy with Ciminum
It's okay dear, your special. Now take your pill. - My scout leader to her kid
You have "juicy" written on your rear-end, did you know that- Emily Gilmore
Will: You cheated! Jack: Pirate.
Oh, a wedding. I love weddings! Drinks all around- Capitan Jack Sparrow
Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to look out for. Because you never know when they're going to do something utterly stupid. - Jack
I know, I know. Clap 'im in irons, right- Jack
Would you like me to describe it to you or shall I a box- Legalos (Yummy!)
Nobody tosses a dwarf. - Gimili LOTR
I'm so pretty. I'm so pretty... - West Side Story
You don' make bombs go BOOM in your face- Jin YYH
Better to be messy on your own that under someone's watch. - Jin (again)
Kurama: Come join us Hiei, we're all practically family. Hiei: Shut up Kurama, before I rip out your precious voice box.
Oh no, the tickle feeling. - Kuwabara YYH
Oh . . .Chu's gonna start acting dopey again, I can feel it. - Rinku YYH
It's the fighting head band of love. - Kuwabara YYH ( oh . . . THE PAIN!)
Kidnap Mister Sandy Claws- Lock, Shock Barrel.
But Jack, they said you were dead. You must be... Double Dead- Oogie Boogie
All this over a fuckin' tooth - Darkness falls
Oh look, a squishy! I shall call you squishy. And you shall be mine. And you shall be my little squishy. Oww! Bad Squishy- Dori (Finding Nemo)
Jamie want a big boom. - Jamie from Mythbusters
Marry me. Marry me. Marry me. Marry me. - Strong mad
I keep my finger on scroll and all the ladies in check. But did you find the spare key to my apartment yet- Stwong Bad
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elnigsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteers is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe - Excert from Reader's Digest
Chaya: Pleasantville…a nice, normal city, with the lowest crime rates in the state of Oklahoma. Everyone knows everyone, dogs are walked at the exact same time every day and the curfew here for the kids is eight o’clock sharp. In other words: completely boring.
Chaya: I am never going to find any reasons to like it here. There is absolutely no reason why I should want to stay here- Except for maybe that Chinese guy that just went past my window
Chaya: My name is Chaya Tate, and I’m fourteen. My evil-won’t-wake-me-up-in-the-morning twin Max and I just moved here from Berlin. I’m claustrophobic, have asthma, have a learning disability and am allergic to cats, lizards and bleach blond bimbos. I think skateboarding is a waste of trees, but I’ll go rollerblading any time. I hate soft drinks, greasy deli food, rodents, trendsetters and rap. For fun, I like to write angry chic music lyrics, fix cars, kick-box and barricade myself into my room to listen to head-banging-shit. I nearly died of sushi poisoning two years ago and I gave birth to a six-eyed monster a month ago and am only just getting my figure back. Class: 0_o Chaya: Okay, so I made the last one up, sue me!
Miyami: Nice show. I give it a eight-point-five for form, but it lacked a certain finesse… Tyson: Nah, nine for originality, but I’m taking off a mark for the fact you could have landed easily in the chair if you’d been paying attention. Haley: I say ten flat for one hell of an entrance. Hey Jenn, what do you think? Jenn: I didn’t know it was obligatory to rate people.
Direct quote -
"Chaya, dahling!" Johnny yelled as the three teens appeared in the schoolyard. Max immediately ran off to hang out with Tyson. As soon as Chaya and Aureillia approached, Johnny picked the blond up and twirled her around.
"AH, let go of me, spaz!" she laughed, pounding on his back. "Why are you in such a good mood?"
"My dad bought me a-whoa, who are you?"
"A whoa who are you?" Chaya smirked. "Not sure I want one of those…"
But it was fruitless. Johnny had gone bye-bye once he saw Aureillia.
"Enchante, Madamoiselle," he grinned, dropping Chaya on the floor and bowing low to Aureillia. Him attempting French with his Scottish accent was hilarious. Almost like someone saying ‘Bon McJour’
Kaeru Soyokaze's stories "Evil people never have sea monkeys. It's rule number Twenty-three in their book."-Mikage
"¡BASTANTES con las hojas malditas de la galleta!" (ENOUGH with the damn cookie sheets!)-Kia
"Oh,Goody! Now we can skip merrily down the stairs without a light and maybe even trip, fall, and break something vital! What fun!"-Kelsey
"I'd clap if my hands weren't BOUND TO THE GURNEY!"-Suzuki
"Prepárese para probar la pluma del ganso, guerrera." (Prepare to taste goose feather, Warrior.)- Kia
"Sure, an' the three-eyed midget an' I will be announcing our engagement any day now."- Chuu
"You goddamn bastard...you think I can't handle this? You think I'm helpless because I'm female! I can take you on, anytime, anyplace! And when I'm done kicking your sexist ass, I'm going to kick your monster's ass too! Because you're ALWAYS underestimating the GIRL! I'M NOT JUST SOME GODDAMNED FLOWER OR FRAGILE VASE, YOU BASTARD!"- Kia...having a bad day...
"...Hey...Is it that time of month or something?"- Khnum...responding to above outburst.
"Oi! Dragon! You are NOT burning anything else until I die, get that? I'm going to find the sword, I'm going to beat your little fox girl, and you're going to go away so I can go home and sleep! Because of you and your little friends, my best friend is unconscious! And you burned my home country, you bastard! So...I'm going now, and I swear, if you TRY to burn anything while I'm gone, I'll come back and beat you over the head with Kia's cookie sheet!"- Kelsey...o.o my, those Mirror Holders are really having a bad day, ne?
"Here lies Kelsey. She committed suicide by walking through a shitload of flames because she thought they were fake."- Kelsey's epitaph...;;
"I never thought I'd see the day when I'd agree with a weapon."- Touya
"The strawberries have attacked! SAVE YOURSELVES BEFORE THE APPLES REVOLT TOO!"- Rei (...don't ask.)
"...In other news, some strange happenings have been occurring in Osaka today. First, a tall man with long black hair molested an elderly woman, but was then dragged off by what we think were his two accomplices. We believe they have kidnapped a young girl, who was seen with them, and have toyed with her hair as a disguise. Also, a teenage girl...err...displayed the upper half of her body, stunning several passersby. Not too shortly after that, it's been reported that another girl asked a man to marry her...upon his agreement, she promptly screamed and slapped him. This man turned out to be the thirty-year-old pedophile police have been searching for. Finally, a woman clad in unacceptable clothing and doing an obscene dance routine stood out in the street for a full twenty minutes. Albert Jones, a tourist from England, was rushed to the hospital after he had a heart attack and is now in critical condition."- The news...responding to the gang's bout of Truth or Dare.
"Rei...you...hospitalized some OLD guy!"- Kelsey...in shock of the news. Poor Albert...x.x
Shishiwakamaru: Yes, keep believing that, optimistic blue-haired girl. Botan: You forgot 'who wields an oar and can beat you over the head with it quite easily'!
"And she wasn't screaming 'Shuuuiiiichiiii!' and trying to molest you? And I thought we were the only ones."- Kia
Jin: M'pride's been brutally wounded! I demand an apology! Kelsey: Get it from Kia, then. She's used to smoothing your ruffled feathers. Kia: She's sorry. Kelsey: No she isn't.
"Kuso! Now my plans for Eikichism will have to fade once more in obscurity...and I was gonna let you be the bishop, too."- Kelsey
the joke - who knows about it
WHAT THE DUCK - Kayla's shirt ( I don't know why but everytime I see her in that shirt, I say that )
THE BUBBLE GUM SONG- Autumn
HEY SAM! PINKIE-ROBICS- Poor Sam broke his Pinkie and we made fun of him for it.
Blame it on the poptarts. - Me Josh
Hey Jenna! What noise does a goat make- Me Jenna
Spalt- Me, Ian, S.P. G.Cracker
THE CHICKEN SONG - The whole back of the bus to my dad's.
Over there, Detective Briscoe, thats exactally where I found the body. - My family
Hey you guys! Shut your holes- Me and tiffy
That's okay, he liked it anyway. - Me and dad
Plop. Plop. Fizz. Fizz. Oh what a relief it is. - Me and My mum
Have YOU had you're break today- Me and me alone
Ed: Oh my liver, oh my lazagnia... Edd: Ed, your lazagnia isn't a vital organ. Ed: It isn't. - The band at school
I gots me some Canada boys. - Me and My mom
What. Did you. Just. Say t'me. - Me and Tiffy
I wanna Fith samitch. - The band at school. Poor Chelsey
When in doubt, pinkie out- Me, S.P., and the trumpet line.
BOW TO THE DRUM, PATRICK. YEAH! WHERE'S YOUR SPIRIT DELTA NOW- The girls in my family.
What? You're a vigan squirrel- Me, Ann and Elijah
Funny crap -
submitted by Smilin Chicklin -
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. -
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. -
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. -
Practice safe eating - always use condiments. -
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. -
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. -
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. -
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) -
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. -
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. -
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. -
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. -
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. -
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. -
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. -
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. -
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. -
had a photographic memory that was never developed. -
A plateau is a high form of flattery. -
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. -
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. -
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. -
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. -
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. -
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Just some thoughts-
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
AND THE 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I say we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration... submitted by
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. -
Arachnidiot - Description of a person who wanders into an "invisible" spider web and flails around, gyrating wildly, trying to rub it off.
Cheedle - The residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos
Choconiverous - Used to describe a person who bites the head off a chocolate Easter bunny first.
Deodorend - The last 1/2 inch of a stick deodorant that won't push up, making the tube good only for underarm lacerations.
Jiffylust - The passionate desire to be the first person to dip into a brand new jar of peanut butter.
Kawashocky - Pulling into what you thought was an empty parking space, only to discover a motorcycle is parked there.
Mowmuffins - The accumulated clumps of dried grass on the underside of the lawn mower.
Nocturnuggets - The deposits you have to rub out of your eyes every morning after a good night's sleep.
Pajangle - Waking up to find your pajamas have turned 180 degrees around while you were sleeping.
Prestofrigeration - When searching for a snack, this is the act of returning to the refrigerator time and again in hopes something new will have materialized.
Scribbobics - Warm up exercises to get the ink in a pen flowing.
Slackjam - The act of being stuck in your trousers while trying to remove them without taking off your shoes.
Snackmosphere - The empty yet explosive layer of air at the top of a bag of potato chips or other snackage.
Spudrubble - The unclaimed fries that have fallen to the bottom of the fast food sack.
Zipcuffed - Trapped in your trousers due to a faulty zipper.
Good Morning Laughs (or whenever you read them)
Number OneIdiot of 2004
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
Number Two Idiot of 2004
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s.They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
Number Three Idiot of 2004
A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window.So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
Number Four Idiot of 2004
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf.He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, because I don't believe you are over 21. " The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe himAt that point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag.The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
This guy definitely needs a sign!
Idiot Number Five of 2004
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.The first one shouted, "Nobody move!"When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
This guy doesn't need a sign, he probably figured it out himself.
Idiot Number Six of 2004
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of plexiglass. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that smarts.
Give him his sign.
Idiot Number Seven of 2004
Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A. M., flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast.The man, frustrated, walked away.
Phrase of the Week:
I just hate you SO MUCH!
Poem of the moment:
I just wrote this so don't be mean. This poem was for Lexi-chan but I liked it so I decided to share it.
Kurama was running as if in a dream Chitsuko running by his side. The earth was wet from the rain So on the grass, the began to slide. They ran out of forest and Conditions changed so drastically. What was green one moment was now ice And they were freezing mentally. But still they kept on running As if for their lives dear. Oblivious? Not totally of trouble that was near. They ran in utter silence As they ran to nowhere known. They were unaware and yet alert For trouble was to be shown. Soon a huge black titan Of shadow and darkness loomed. Telling them that the love they'd known Was soon to be doomed. Kurama was struck down easily But taking down dear Chit-chan was really rather tough Luckily, Kohana then took over there And showed she wasn't just girly stuff. Eventually the monster took her down So she closed her eyes screamed. She opened them again in darkness And found it was a dream.
Updates -The progress on my stories:
Life in the Shinobi - 23 3/13
My United States of Whatever - 100 1/1
My United States of Whatever- Beyblade Style - 100 1/1
The Lost Plot - 8/11
The Renegade Youkai - 43 /21
I will try to get all stories up and running soon. I just hope my progress report is good. We'll see next week. Until then, ja ne late! Sincerly - The Band Freak ~a.k.a.~ The Original Loco Lobogurl9 ~a.k.a.~ Lobo-Chan: The Queen and Supreme Ruler of All Things Chaotic, Useless, Random or five foot and under: Empress of the Chibis and Midgits: Our Little Cynical Mother: Leader of the Free Psychics and Fangirls for Tala, Touya and Kuronue
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