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Joined 02-24-01, id: 45149, Profile Updated: 04-03-13
Author has written 17 stories for Quake, StarTrek: Other, Blood, Mortal Kombat, Fairy Tales, Mega Man, Legend of Zelda, and Final Fantasy VIII.

PLACE OF BIRTH : St. Paul, MN
SIGN : Taurus
BLOOD TYPE : O positive
SHOE SIZE : 11
HOBBIES : Hacking, writing, video games
FAVORITE RESTAURANT : Famous Dave's BBQ Shack
FAVORITE BOOKS :
-The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
-The Darkness and the Light by Peter David
-The Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum
-World War Z by Max Brooks
-Wren's Quest by Sherwood Smith
-The Dark Tower Saga by Stephen King
-Tigerheart by Peter David
-A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
-Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
-The Running Man by Stephen King
-Jumper by Steven Gould
-The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
-Old Man's War by John Scalzi
-Little Brother by Cory Doctorow
-Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
-Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
-Butcher Bird by Richard Kadrey
-Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman

--NOTE ABOUT "THE UPGRADES"--

This is an adult story with adults doing adult things. Namely having sex. Explicit, nasty sex. Unfortunately, FanFiction.net put the kibosh on that sort of thing a long time ago. Nonetheless, I've posted the story, skipping out all the naughty bits. If you'd like to read the complete version, try going to these urls:

-My Blog
-MediaMiner.org
-Fan Works Inc.
-FicWad
-Adult Fan Fiction

Or feel free to ask for a copy :)

--NOTE ABOUT "MILK & HONEY"--

Like "The Upgrades", this story has adult content, which is forbidden by FanFiction.net's Terms of Service. The uncernsored version can be found at these urls:

-My Blog
-MediaMiner.org
-Fan Works Inc.
-Kasuto.net
-FicWad
-Adult Fan Fiction
-North Castle's Fan Fiction Archive

Or feel free to ask for a copy :)

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The Coming of Winter by HawkofLight reviews
Indoctrinated among the Lin Kuei clan of assassins since his childhood, SubZero has accepted his most dangerous assignment yet: eliminate Shang Tsung. Epic. *Complete*
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,398 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Crimson Lies by Ashbear reviews
Rinoa & Squall, Quistis & Seifer Given the chance to have your dreams fulfilled with a simple yes or no question, could one always make the right choice? A lie that would forever change a nation, a week that would forever change history.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 183,772 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
Castles in the Sky by Ashbear reviews
Rinoa & Squall - When we fall, who is there to catch us in the dark? Rinoa loses her sight and Squall learns to 'see' what lies in his heart… We can't believe in others, when we can't believe in ourselves.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,189 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 5/7/2001 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
Sowing the SeeDs by Greenbeans reviews
Before they were SeeDs, they were students. Before they were cadets, they were children. The story begins 8 years before the events of Final Fantasy VIII, primarily from Xu's point of view.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 451,731 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 4/15/2001
Balamb Garden's Yuletide Vacation by selfappointed stabmeisters reviews
Every SeeD and student of Balamb Garden loved the Yuletide season a lot, except two young men who strangely did not. This is the story of those two young men and their friends and how they all came to learn what the holiday season is really about. DONE!!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,682 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 35 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002
Deus Ex Jenova by Max Zhang reviews
Set after the ending of Final Fantasy 7, this Fourth Disc Project deals with the aftermath of the game and interesting developments.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 152,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Aerith G. - Complete
Sunshine In Winter by Guardian1 reviews
Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,821 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 12/4/2000
When Dreams Change by cymberleah reviews
*Finished story* Knives. A few OCs. A desert. Angst. And finally, an ending.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 94 - Words: 217,734 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002
The Best Laid Plans by Ryoma reviews
Who will Shinji end up with, Asuka, Rei or Hikari? And who was the mastermind behind this elaborate scheme?...FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP !!!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,282 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 10/5/2001
Cowboy Shebop by Sarah-neko reviews
Twenty-five years on, Jet Black is dead, leaving his wife and daughter to mourn him. As Charlie Black explores the ship that is her inheritance, events are set in motion that will shoot her into space.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,023 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2001 - Published: 12/2/2001
Devotion by Sarah the Boring reviews
Vincent's memories of Nibelheim, from Lucrecia's POV. A bit of romance, a bit of creepy J-Project doings, a lot of weird psychological twists. Now complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,523 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2001 - Published: 2/25/2000 - Complete
Only Speak the Truth by BlackRose reviews
A game of chess and truths
Vagrant Story - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2001 - Complete
Gryffyn by Angelicorn reviews
Complete!...? A sweet ReiShinji fic that involves a curious creature we all know and love as Gryffyn. Rated R for Really nasty violence. You'll cry, you'll laugh, you'll send me death threats.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,884 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2001 - Published: 11/15/2000 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
The one I love Is... by Rakna reviews
A story about how the love of two special girls can change one Ikari Shinji. (Note: Translations and side-stories by other authors are available on my webpage)
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,159 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/16/2001 - Published: 2/14/2001
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The Upgrades reviews
Mega Man asks Dr. Light to make him more biologically complete. Roll finds out and asks for the same. But what will they do when they realize they are the only two robots on Earth with genitalia?
Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Rock, Roll, Dr. Light, Proto Man - Complete
Milk & Honey reviews
Link's sexual relationship with Zelda must always stay secret, due to his common blood. But the boredom in the bedroom gets to him, until he encounters a rain-soaked Malon with her shirt off. Lots of sex and dirt.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,782 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete
Blood 2: The Unforgiven reviews
Avery Price's sister has died, but the lingering questions of her death haunt him. Now to solve the mystery, he must delve into a world of dark rituals and face the demons responsible for her death. But will his own demons take him first?
Blood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 120,569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Gatecrash: Part 2 reviews
Mega Man & Zelda Crossover. It's future vs. fantasy as Link comes into Mega Man's world. They must overcome the cultural gap as they investigate Dr. Wily's latest plan: putting a human brain inside a robot.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,519 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Link, Rock - Complete
Baby Blocks reviews
Squall learns that Selphie and Irvine are about to have a baby. With two weeks before the wedding, how will the 'children of fate' cope with their personal convictions that threaten to break their friendships apart?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,814 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Squall L., Selphie T. - Complete
Gatecrash reviews
Zelda & Mega Man Crossover. Fantasy meets future as Link finds a metal man from another world while on a new quest. Can they stop fighting with each other and work as a team to battle the looming threat over Hyrule?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Mega Man - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,441 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Link, Rock - Complete
Dance Club reviews
OOT oneshot Zelda gets the urge to visit a dance club that just opened up in Castle Town, and Link reluctantly has to accompany her.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
ZerOthello reviews
Zero becomes the prey of a fellow Maverick Hunter and a plot of deception and betrayal, as he starts to believe that his best friend, Mega Man X, has become a Maverick.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005 - X, Zero - Complete
A Caleb Carol reviews
Caleb finds himself to be going through the motions of Mr. Scrooge. Only this time, the spirits won't be as forgiving.
Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2001 - Complete
The Sin of Saints reviews
A former cultist who has found Christianity enrages Caleb and the others. They look to Tchernobog for guidance and find they must take justice into their own hands.
Blood - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2001 - Complete
The Three Little Pigs reviews
The three little pigs take on the Romanticsm genre of 20th century modern American literature with a little gratuitous sex thrown in for good measure
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2001 - Complete
Mortal Kombat reviews
Based on the events of the first game and a lot of stuff from the movie it entails the events as seven warriors fight in a martial arts tournament for the ultimate glory... and their lives.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/19/2001 - Liu Kang, Shang Tsung - Complete
Deadwood reviews
The Chosen: vicious Caleb, cunning Ophelia, brutal Gabriel, & wise Ishmael, perform a typical mission for their god, the Devourer of Souls, Tchernobog.
Blood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2001 - Published: 4/17/2001 - Complete
Strangers in the Night reviews
An undead general of an unholy forgotten god walks into a bar...
Blood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2001 - Published: 4/17/2001 - Complete
Blood: I Live Again reviews
In the year 1997, a young man named Caleb, unaware of the power he holds within him, is about to have his mundane high school life take a major downward spiral.
Blood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2001 - Published: 4/17/2001 - Complete
A really dumb Star Trek Parody reviews
What do you want? It's a parody of Star Trek I wrote during the first season of Voyager.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2001 - Complete
Quake: Player Entered the Game reviews
Spike, military man armed with bad attitude, is called into the military installation to discover the terrible secret the U.S. Armed forces have been hiding all these years.
Quake - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2001 - Complete