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Author has written 19 stories for South Park.

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Typical socially awkward fangirl who flails and screams "THE FEELS!!!!" Too much. Yeah, I'm an emotional wreck.

I write a lot of fanfiction and daydream about what it would be like if Cartman and Kyle (who are SOULMATES, btw) just admitted their feelings to each other and then went off to be the coollest, most badass couple in the history of ever.

So many headcanons. So little time.

Sometimes the thought of meeting Matt Stone and Trey Parker brings me to tears. I fear that if I had the extraordinary opportunity to meet these fucking geniuses then I may lose all control of my body fluids. I would hyperventilate harder than usual.

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are the four main men in my life right now. Gahhh, I love these kids so fucking much asdfghjjhgfghjkjhghjk

That's all you need to know, scared yet?

Please try not to be.

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I Always Do by NocturnalLament reviews
Dissatisfied with the monotony of life as a literature professor, Kyle Broflovski finds escape in online stripping, eager for some excitement. His regular customer Eric Cartman soon finds himself infatuated with the strange and undeniably attractive man behind the screen. They continue with their lives as normal, until one fated encounter in a grocery store. Kyman AU, rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Some Shit's Worth It by PartiPooper reviews
Kyle's got ninety-nine problems and all of them are Cartman. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
It's Me by FireWasp reviews
When his mind becomes a prison and his emotions are severed into singular beings, it's up to Cartman to overcome his inner demons in order to defend his soul from being taken hostage! But he can't do it alone... KYMAN /slight Kenman, VERY slight/ (Inspired by Teen Titans. Specifically Raven and her emotions)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 4/11 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
South Park: The Hangover by shecat105 reviews
Replace Doug, Stu, Phil, and Alan with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. That is all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 4/4 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Sorry Struggle by PartiPooper reviews
When Cartman does something bad to Kyle, he tries to say sorry - "tries" being the keyword. AKA, How Not To Say Sorry To Your Boyfriend. (Slightly Silly Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities, slightly sexual scenes, and the follies of youth.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Llama Llama Kyle by PartiPooper reviews
Ordinary things like browsing the internet, getting your apartment inspected, and having sex with your boyfriend all seem kind of extraordinary when there's a llama involved. (Kyama One-Shot with a little bit of Kyman on the side; Rated M for profanities and mild sexual scenes; Dedicated to MissMaryMason.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/20 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] OC - Complete
Elephantine Endeavour by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle takes interest in a plush pachyderm, Cartman tries to win it for him. The only problem is, Cartman sucks at claw machines. (Fluffy Kyman Valentine's One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Struggle of the Proletariat by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
Some people are born different. Others are born extraordinary. And then there are those who have the ability to shake the earth to its core. Mutant/X-Men AU
Crossover - South Park & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
When the Person you Like-Like is a Mortal Vessel for the Anti-Christ by PartiPooper reviews
The title says it all. It's a problem Cartman has, and he has to deal with it by going into the woods at Christmastime to help out his Jewish friend. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Expressing Endearment by PartiPooper reviews
When Mr Kitty dies, Eric is upset. But not for long, thanks to Kyle. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Dedicated to serendipityrain711.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Hiring Hope by PartiPooper reviews
Cartman has a job interview to attend, and Kyle has worrying about him to do. (Fluffy & Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
You Only Live Twice by SekritOMG reviews
For Julads. In his third year at Oxford, 1966-1967, Stanley's life is at a crossroads. The boy he likes is seeing someone else, his tutor hates his work, and homosexuality is illegal in Britain. Yet a posh, handsome classmate has taken an interest in him; could this be the year Stanley figures out the direction he's meant to head in? [AU; prequel to "The Rectum is a Tomb"]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 70,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Stan M., Kyle B., Token B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Proposition by PartiPooper reviews
The short-and-sweet tale of how Eric and Kyle became engaged, that all started once upon a time in a hospital after a mugging and some infuriating institutional protocols. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
I Must Be by Yummykyman reviews
Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle. One Shot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Fat by MOFOSTAN reviews
Fluffy Kyman Genderbend, in which Cartman is a girl and Kyle is a guy and Cartman gets called fat and Kyle comforts her. Just something that's been in my head for a few weeks. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Rectum is a Tomb by SekritOMG reviews
It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 193,620 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Five Times by Kisan.Lee reviews
-Kyman- Or, the five times where Kyle admitted Cartman was right and the one time Cartman said Kyle was. Rated for language and...sexual themes?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Quiet Plains by Metamotivation reviews
At seventeen, Stan couldn't take Kenny seriously when he said: "You and me, we're gonna make something of ourselves, but we can do it our own way. Kyle and Cartman are a different story." A lot of things happened before Stan was seventeen and their world spun when Kyle decided to punch this one kid in the face. But the story's much more complicated than that. UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The Steps To Success by llamajo reviews
Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,830 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
A Sickening Frequency Distortion by Roxas Destati reviews
When Kenny turned up mutilated and very much dead without return, both Stan and Craig find themselves rushing to not lose their minds and themselves when the things that go bump in the night start come knocking at every moment. With Kenny as their gore-laddened ringleader. But why? Kenny, why? (First chapter rewritten and republished!)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M.
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,367 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It hits the fan by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
South Park is suffering from a heat wave and Kyle has a way of dealing with it. But Cartman wouldn't be Cartman if he didn't demand some us of it as well. Heat, however, makes people act strange and before you know it things spiral out of control. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,740 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Alive and Warm by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Long Kiss Goodnight by hollycomb reviews
Two thousand years later, Kyle is still trying to leave South Park, and Stan is along for the ride. An AU set in space.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
You're All That Matters To Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Boom Goes the Dynamite by Villain reviews
Cartman makes a deal with the devil. For Kyle's soul. Kyman, Cartyle, Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Insert Clever Mormon Title Here by Roxas Destati reviews
When Stan's finally comes clean with Kenny about his lack of bed activity, the blond is surprised. Unwilling to take on a random bedmate or a new girlfriend, he turns to the world of the internet as per the others (Rewrite/Repost/Mature)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend by Villain reviews
Kyle and Cartman won't ever escape the chemistry between them until it overcomes them both.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Love in an Elevator by Angelic Guardian reviews
Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Fleeting Moments by Tishie reviews
A dropped book, a snoozing seatmate, a chemistry prank, a math textbook and even during a lap at gym class; You don't have to be incredibly horny or secretive to express how much you love a person. It just takes being familiar friends, being an asshole and special, fleeting moments. Basically a series of sweet, little stories between the hot blooded Jew and fat boy. Kyman/Cartyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Fake Hipsters by SekritOMG reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
The Process and Product of Planning by xxThe Extra reviews
Kyle Broflovski, aspiring architect, seeks the friendship of the obscenely wealthy Mr. Cartman in order to gain more experience in his field; Mr. Cartman feels their relationship would be better suited to other purposes. Kyman. AU: 1800s England.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Think You Know But You Don't by Villain reviews
There's a contest for an open scholarship and Kyle thinks Wendy is his biggest competition. In an unexpected twist it's Token who gets first place. Kyle confronts him and something surprising begins to develop between them. Token/Kyle, hints of K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,913 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kyle B., Token B. - Complete
Shoebox by xxThe Extra reviews
Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Pizza by Tishie reviews
Oh this is the night, it's a beautiful night. And we call it playing-video-games-while-eating-refrigerated-pizza-notte. Kyle and Cartman have a little unexpected "moment" during video game night. Kyman!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sharing by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Kyle is suddenly pressured by his friends for a little more attention that he's willing to try and give them all…Can Kyle have a stable relationship with his three childhood friends, or will the hectic struggle lead him to a mental breakdown? Foursome!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Villain reviews
In the end it's just that; they can't resist each other. It isn't rational, it's physical. Kyman, Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Por Trás Da Atuação by Thaii reviews
Os quatro meninos do Colorado cresceram e acabaram ficando bastante próximos. Muito mais do que qualquer um poderia imaginar. FOURSOME! Yaoi. Lemons.
South Park - Rated: M - Portuguese - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012
Funk Anthem of the Triple X Groovy by Metamotivation reviews
In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Nurse Kyle by Villain reviews
Kyle has to play nurse for Cartman when he gets bitten by a poisonous spider. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Under the Willow Boughs by Villain reviews
Kyle and Cartman are in their own little world. Kyman, Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Pick the Pieces Up by D McVetty reviews
An accident takes Kyle's life, and Cartman is left to wonder how it is they came to be so close. /Kyman, character death
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Jew Swap by SekritOMG reviews
Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck. Slash & het.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Forget Me by M.E.Pea reviews
When Kyle slips on a patch of ice and loses his memory, Cartman uses this to his advantage. What does he want from Kyle? Love! Rated Teen for language and *some* sexual content
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,996 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Crash by Mariani reviews
Kenny has never been noticed before. So why should it matter when it finally all comes crashing down... For good? Rated T for sexual themes. Stan/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Stan M., Kenny M.
Isolated Incident by Mariani reviews
After persistent bullying since middle school, Kyle Broflovski vowed to end it all a year after his blood pact. Now seventeen years old and on his final day, we get a look into the highly troubled mind of a teen pushed over the edge. Two-shot. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Words of Fancy by Roxas Destati reviews
Drabble Collection. All pairings written range from what people consider crack to canon, the content ranging from fluff to mature. I will submit something new each time I write a new drabble to appease those awaiting updates. Each chapter is something new
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011
Archangel by Mariani reviews
Kenny has been visiting Eric's room every night for the past seven months to torment him in exchange for safety from other fallen angels. Cartman/Kenny, brief Cartman/Wendy. Slight AU. Rated M for some gore, rape, and murder.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Goin' Down to Denver by D McVetty reviews
Jealousy is a thing which only lovers have. /Companion story to "Pick the Pieces Up." Eric's POV on the way to Denver that fateful night.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
All Alone by D McVetty reviews
Everyone has left Cartman and South Park behind. Everyone, except Kyle. /Kyman drabble
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dolls by Mariani reviews
Cartman has a dark secret: he collects dolls, and people - especially a certain blond pervert. But what if Cartman truly begins to feel for another person? What then? Cartman/Kenny, brief Craig/Kenny. Rated T for sexuality and disturbing elements.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Infidelity by Metamotivation reviews
"Every act of infidelity starts with doubt. Then comes temptation." Kyle's faith is put to the test when he starts to waver from the promises he's made. He soon finds himself on a dark path that may lead to the very seat of damnation.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cold by Mariani reviews
Through flashbacks and present-time, we follow up to the brutal ambush Stan and Butters spring on Cartman as revenge. Stan/Butters. Rated M for violence/gore, rape, murder, and smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Stan M., Butters S. - Complete
Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail by xTroubleisaFriend reviews
Eric wants, no, NEEDS to follow Kyle to NYC for college - his life depends on it. And what better way to do that than to start with some tutoring?; A collaborative fic, Cartman/Kyle, M for language and sexual situations. "Complete" - see profile for info.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,266 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You Belong With Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Cartman is dating Wendy Testaburger and Kyle is heartbroken. Kyle knows he and Cartman are meant to be together. When will Cartman ever realise it? Kyman, Candy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Feel Beautiful by Mariani reviews
While Kenny goes his entire life being told that he's beautiful, he notices that the equally-attractive Eric Cartman doesn't get nearly the same amount of attention. And it's secretly killing him. Kenny/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Addiction by Mariani reviews
After Cartman discovers that thrill of cutting, he embarks with Kenny on a dark journey into their disintegrating minds, and the very foundation of their disturbed friendship. Rated M for gore and sexual themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
To Have The Last Laugh by Metamotivation reviews
"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Boundaries by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Everybody Loves Cartman by cell12 reviews
Stan and Kyle's relationship is falling apart. They go to first Butters and then Kenny for advice - only to find the two blondes both have feelings for Cartman. Rated M for mild descriptions of abuse and massive Cartman slash in later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,382 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Redéfinition de l'individu by Kymanlvr reviews
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Starcrossed Rivals by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman wants to make the relationship work, but he isn't sure it will. Kyman! Fluff. Oneshot for Valentine's Day. T for lot of swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Of Mormons and Superheroes by Roxas Destati reviews
Walk down a dark street at night? Stupid. Follow a stranger into an alley? Even worse. Get saved from a potential mugging by a power tool wielding hero? Better. Get seduced by said hero up against a wall? Nooow you've got it. Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
One Word to Describe Myself by xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Wow, I Can Get Sexual, Too by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Kyan Uke!Stan Seme!Kyle Stan must be punished for ditching Kyle for Wendy. xD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Liebe Und Krankheit by SekritOMG reviews
Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Of Jews and Superheroes by Roxas Destati reviews
When surprised with the return of Mysterion in his bedroom one night, Kyle decides to take matters into his own hands but when a second Mysterion appears, Kyle learns to never take anything at face value. Which one is the real Kenny McCormick? ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
The Contest by cell12 reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Working Hard or Hardly Working? by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Kyle and Kenny are doing homework. PWP Lemon Stylenny ;D KylexKennyxStan Threeway MMM, S-M-U-T! oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Other Side Of The Door by xEmerald Isle reviews
Trust is important in a relationship. Very important. When Cartman accuses Kyle of cheating on him with Kenny, Kyle is angry and hurt. He can't believe Cartman doesn't trust him... Oneshot. Kyman. For Soul Flash's birthday.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Nervous Game by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Kenny challenges Stan and Kyle to a round of the 'nervous game'. one-shot, yaoi, Stylenny! Style, K2, Stenny. S-L-A-S-H! Mostly Style. Delicious lime.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Silence by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Kyle hates Cartman. Kyman. DrabbleDrabbleDrabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Father's Day by xEmerald Isle reviews
It is the one day of the year Cartman hates and can barely cope with. He wants nothing more than to have a father who could be there for him when he needed him. Cartman doesn't want to go through so much pain anymore... Oneshot. Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Things Are Getting Kind of Gross by SekritOMG reviews
True, Stan shrieked like a little girl the first time Kyle woke up without any eyes, but Kyle tried not to make fun of the poor guy — if he could have seen his own reflection, he might have shrieked, too.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/10/2010 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Kyman OneShot Collections by Kymanlvr reviews
A series of one-shots related to the relationship between Kyle and Cartman from South Park. None of these are meant to go in any particular order, and have no relation with one another. Rated M now so that I won't forget to change it later.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Crazier by xEmerald Isle reviews
Cartman hates his life. He hates the constant name-calling and being laughed at for hurtful reasons. But he found one reason to not kill himself and end his life for good. The reason is love. Kyman. Oneshot. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
After Hours by D McVetty reviews
Kyle, Gregory, and Christophe have been running jobs together for years. Living in Detroit with Cartman, Kyle promises to be safe on his next job. When he comes back broken and bloody, the ends unravel to reveal a deeper secret than he could have imagind
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kisses And Kyle by cell12 reviews
Cartman gets a visit from Kyle in the early hours of the morning. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Crashing Down by Kymanlvr reviews
My first story. Kyle only comes to Cartman when his world is crashing down. When Kyle once again shows up on Cartman's doorstep, Cartman doesn't expect that he will discover a friendship that was perhaps always there.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Be Mine Forever by xEmerald Isle reviews
Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny are all at Stark's Pond playing Truth Or Dare. Kyle gets dared by Cartman to do something he doesn't want to do... Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fever by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Obsessed by xEmerald Isle reviews
This a Kyman songfic I wrote. Kyle can't sleep at night and he's trying to find out why he feels so happy whenever he sees, hears or even thinks about Cartman... The song is Obsessed by Miley Cyrus. Kyman. R&R please.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by xEmerald Isle reviews
There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Breathless by strychix reviews
It started off as a pretty situation and ended with something more. Kyle/Cartman. Long, boring, more mushy then intended. Oriented on Kyle's feelings in limited third person.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
In The Morning by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle and Eric, in the morning.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Let's Keep This a Secret by Angelic Guardian reviews
I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But that all changes when he tells me something he obviously never wanted me to know. Twoshot. Kyle's POV, then Cartman's. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
At Least During Sex by Yami White Rain reviews
Cartman thinks it's high time for Kyle to start using his first name. CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Abstract by Sam-Sam-Samedi reviews
In cosmic apathy, where planets spun along their aphelia and carved careful elliptical pathways, there were not gods to turn dials, and Earth was a one-in-a-million, chemically volatile mass of celestial rock. Kyle centric.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Unadulterated Loathing by theartistformerlyknownas reviews
Twelve drabbles' worth of Cartman/Kyle, in all their morally reprehensible glory. Rating may go up, depending on prompts.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Fruits and Birds by SekritOMG reviews
An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Being the Cause of Immediate Withdrawal by yeah that's me reviews
Cartman indulges his secret addiction every day, in little moments. But after every high there comes brief withdrawal.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Shouldn't by theartistformerlyknownas reviews
Crying in hospital hallways isn't something Eric Cartman plans to make a habit. Seriously. Short drabblet. Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Kenny if you squint.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Writing on the Wall by unemployed reviews
The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Helicity by eishi reviews
For them, the twisted shape was the most natural one. CartmanKyle.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Futureshock by LuffyKun3695 reviews
IMPLIED SLASH! Eric Cartman is alone in his room after he is unfrozen in the future. He asks K-10 to access the data on his friends. One-Shot. Cartman/Kyle Implications.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The One Where Cartman Totally Fags Out by Citizenjess reviews
Cartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Lonely Hearts Club reviews
After submitting a not-so-great paper, Eric Cartman's confidence is shaken. Enter the mysterious (and infuriating) Kyle, who may be the stress relief Eric needs. But there's just one catch... Harvard AU. Oneshot. Rated M for sexual scenes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
A Brief History of A Lifetime reviews
What if Eric never came back from the future? A story about righting wrongs, waiting and how to make 'long-distance' work. Rated M for later on. A huge thank you to nicholelovesyouu for helping me get this story off the ground!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,070 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 2/2 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman]
Once More With Feeling reviews
When Eric was ten years old, his life changed drastically. Stan turned cynical, their childhood friendship group was fractured and Kyle and Eric slowly grew closer. Eight years later, and time is running out for Eric to swallow his fear and tell Kyle exactly how he feels. Oneshot. Rated M for sexual scenes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Worth the Risk reviews
Kyle is an infamous hacker and estranged from South Park, yet he can't seem to escape one person... Eric Cartman, who is now a notorious conman. Although Kyle accepts some of the work Eric offers him, accepting his friendship is another matter. People like them can't ever be friends, right? Let alone lovers. Kyman. Other characters and pairings may make a cameo.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,664 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman]
An Infinite April reviews
According to Stan, Kyle is a smart guy, so why is he so fascinated with a man ten years younger than him? When it's the enigmatic, stubborn 18 year old Eric Cartman? NOT A ONESHOT. Kyman. One-sided Keneric, referenced Style and a dash of Stary. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated! Yep, I edited the preview because the other one was so lame, don't you think?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,467 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
If We Could Last Forever reviews
Cartman and Kyle have been in an on/off relationship since they were fifteen, but with college came their supposed end. However, fate keeps throwing them second chances, so is it really crazy to think that they could (and were meant to) last forever? Fluffy Kyman oneshot. Rated T. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The World Is Your Snow Globe reviews
You would've thought that ice powers wouldn't be such a problem for an emotionally unavailable sociopath. Frozen-inspired AU. Kyman (friendship... Maybe) Rated T. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Maybe I Just Wanna Be Yours reviews
So Kyle and Cartman are just your average couple... Bickering about Ikea curtains, tattoos and expressing their love for each other after three years of dating and two years of living together. Kyman. Rated M for sexual references. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Everything Is Your Choice reviews
Kyle has lost everything, little does he know that Cartman is still, and will always, be there. Meanwhile, although Kyle may be helpless that doesn't mean he can't control Cartman. Rated T. Kyman. ANGST. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Christmas Ball Committee reviews
The story of four couples who have been sucked into the vortex of Park County High's Christmas Ball Committee. Kyman, Clyde/Bebe, Stary and Kenny/Token. Rated T. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
Red Chrysanthemums reviews
Cartman doesn't think anybody can save him. But maybe Kyle can. Small, Kyman oneshot. Cartman/Bebe friendship. Rated T. Hope you like and reivews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Bebe S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Wishing For A Hurricane reviews
Twenty years is a long time to wait and wish for your hurricane. Stupidly long oneshot. Kyman. Rated T. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Smoking Section reviews
Cartman is a tortured soul, bursting with unrequited love while Kyle is neurotic, self loathing and sexually frustrated. Inspired by the amazing Jackson Waters song Center Of Attention. Rated M for sexual content. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Constant reviews
Cartman and Kyle just can't escape each other. They've loved each other, for better or worse, for practically their entire lives. But can they handle it when they're so close to get everything they've wanted? This took me about a week to write and it totally kicked my ass. Kyman. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Superman reviews
A sad, Kyman story that may drain you emotionally... Hopefully in a good way. But on the brightside there's some Stary and Kendy to keep you going! Rated T. Contains God-parents, hospitals & Clyde's awful Christmas parties. Hope you enjoy and reviews are always appreciated!3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bittersweet reviews
All great love stories start with a passionate first kiss... And tequila... And Kenny McCormick. Kyman. Rated T. Please, don't be shy, if you feel like it, give this little tale a review! I won't bite.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Constellations reviews
At eighteen, Cartman never would have thought he'd be back in the future again, beloved by many as the "Time Child." But this future is more bleak and dangerous he could have ever imagined. Kyle has come back with him and as they realize that they are each other's only hope, feelings start to grow... Sadly, there are no otters. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Be Eternal reviews
This fanfic is dedicated to my amazing friend Maddy! Kyle is in a psyche ward and he writes to an imaginary person named Frank, who is kind of like a diary. I didn't want to label Kyle with a certain disorder, I really want to leave it up to you guys. You have no idea how theraputic this was to write! Rated M for angst. Slight Kyman, but not a lot... Hope you enjoy!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013
Silence reviews
The cute lil' smile between Cartman and Kyle in You're Getting Old never fails to inspire me. Though I love the hate between these two and Stan and Kyle being SBFs, it's nice to have some fluffy yet angsty Kyman. Please reveiw! I will love you forever! Rated T. For teens only. Hope you enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.