Author has written 13 stories for Young Justice, Hunger Games, and Star-Crossed.
I ship KaldurxArtemis. Mostly. He redefines sexy & I find her to be the most interesting character on the show. I'm sorry to all you WallyxArtemis fans but you cannot be a total ass to a girl for months then turn around and be all romantic to her later. So if your a WallyxArtemis fan, beat it cause you won't find any here.
I am constantly updating my stories becuase in my eyes they are never good enough. And because my mistakes are invisble in the proofreading, and make their appearance after I've posted them.
These are for my story Now What
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light! 29 lines to make you smile :)
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made oh so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
15.Ever stop to think, & forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it.
17.Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24.He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.Ham and eggs-a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28.The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives.
Whoever said "words don't hurt" have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.
My friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off of my pet unicorn.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
Dear Cool People: If you're so cool, why isn't there a candy named after you? Sincerely, the Nerds
If you're cooler than me, doesn't that mean I'm hotter than you?
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.
Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman.
Be insane, because well behaved girls never made history.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
You can’t spell 'BEAUTIFUL' without 'BE U'.
They say the world's going to end in 2012 because that's when the Mayan calander ended. Ever think that maybe they just got tired of making calanders thousands of years ahead of time?
Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, snap! She's up!"
I know who I am. Your approval really isn't needed.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessively compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up - all of our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I call my friends.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.
Wear your seat belt. It'll make it harder for the aliens to get you from your car.
Don't mess with something that can bleed for a week and not die.
Whatever doesn't kill me had better run pretty darn fast.
I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.
Live like you'll die tomorrow. Because if you keep annoying me, you might.
I'm not RANDOM. You just can't think as FAST as me!
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water.
Sarcasm: Because beating people up is illegal.
I AM AGAINST STEREOTYPES
If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile: The ones in bold are about me.
I'm into theater & art, so I must be a homosexual
I'm a virgin, so I must be a prude
I'm Bi, so I must think every girl I see is hot
I'm a female gamer, so I must be ugly or crazy
I wear black, so I must be a goth or emo
I'm young, so I must be naïve
I speak my mind, so I must be a bitch
I'm overweight, so I must have a problem with self-control
I'm a black belt, so I must always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a female black belt, so I MUST be a lesbian
I like to be myself, so I must be cocky and arrogant
I'm French, so I must be homosexual
I'm a Bohemian, so I must be a lazy drug addict
I love animals, so I must be a vegetarian
I'm a tree-hugger, so I must be a drug addicted hippie
I'm into Jimi Hendrix, so I must be on drugs
I'm a musician, so I must not be doing anything with my life
I have good grades, so I must be a nerd or suck-up
I'm different, so I must just want attention
I'm an actor/actress, so I must be mean
I'm thin, so I must have an eating disorder
I'm blonde, so I must be a stupid ditz
I'm brunette so I must be snarky
I have a lot of guy friends, so I must be dating them all
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS
I'm Asian, so I must love math
I'm Black, so I must be on welfare
I'm punk, so I must slit my wrists
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist
I'm Irish, so I must be an alcoholic
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a Jew, so I must be greedy
I love Rent, so I must be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm American, so I must be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a girl, so I must suck at all guy sports
I'm a female who is good at all guy sports so I must be a tomboy
I like cats, so I must dance with a cat in my spare time
I speak German, so I must be a psycho Nazi
I'm in band, so I must be a geek
I'm a teenager, so I must be rebellious
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a loser
I don't have a religion, so I must not have morals
I'm a democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible
I am liberal, so I must be gay
I'm a dancer, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm always smiling and laughing, so I must have a great life
I dress in unusual ways, so I must be looking for attention
I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too
I like reading, so I must be a Loner
I'm German, so I must hate Jewish people
I'm a Republican, so I must hate gays
I write fanfiction, so I must have no life
I watch shows I'm too old for, so I must be immature
I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic
I'm Emo, so I must cut my wrists
I'm Jamaican so I must smoke weed
I speak my mind, so I must be a bitch
I'm a gay rights supporter, so I will go to hell
I'm a christian, so I must think gay people should go to hell
I'm religous, so I shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm atheist so I must hate the world
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs, only wear black & date only other punks
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob
I wear black, so I must be a goth or emo
I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin
I have straight A'S, so I must have no social life
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I must be looking for attention
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist
I have big boobs, so I must be a hoe
I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer
I wear what I want, so I must be a poser
I'm Brazillian, so I must have a big butt
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited
I'm Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13
I'm Polish, so I must be greedy
I'm Hawaiin so I must be lazy
I'm Peruvian, so I must like llamas
I'm a stoner so I must be going in the wrong direction
I'm straight edge so I must be violent
I'm Black so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat
I'm single so I must be ugly
I'm a skater so I must do weed & steal stuff
I'm mixed so I must be screwed up
I'm in band, so I must be a dork
I'm white & have black friends so I must think I'm black
I'm goth so I must worship the devil
I'm hispanic, so I must be dirty
I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I don't like the sun so I must be an albino
I have a lot of friends, so I must love to drink and party
I wear tight pants & I'm a guy, so I must be emo
I couldn't hurt a fly, So I must be a pussy
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I must smoke and drink too
I have artistic talent, so I must think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a big group, so I must be anti-social
I have a different sense of humor, so I must be crazy
My hair gets greasy a lot, so I must have no hygiene skills
I'm defensive, so I must be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a nudist, so I must want everyone to see my boobs
I read Comics, so I must be a loser
I'm Texan so I must ride a horse
I’m a cross-dresser, so I must be homosexual
I draw anime so I must be a freak
I am a fangirl so I must be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an only child so I must be spoiled
I'm intelligent so I must be weak
I'm Welsh so I must love sheep
I'm Scottish so I must have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a young writer, so I must be emo
I’m Canadian, so I must talk with a funny accent, love hockey and beavers
I'm disabled, so I must be on Welfare
I'm a feminist, so I must have a problem with sexuality & want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a teenager, so I must have a stereotype
I wear a big sun hat when I go outside, so I must be stupid
I'm an albino, so I must be an evil person with mental abilities
I'm English, so I must speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea & cricket, & have bad teeth
I’m white, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a homophobe
I’m not the most popular person in school, so I must be a loser
I care about the environment so I must be a tree hugging hippy
I have a fan character, so I must be an annoying Mary-sue
I chat, I must be having cyber sex
I'm pagan so I must sacrifice babies, drink the blood of virgins, & worship Satan
I'm conservative, so I must be against Abortion
I'm Swedish so I must be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a lesbian so I must want to get with every single girl that I see
I like cartoons, so I must be irresponsible
I have my own spiritual ideology, therefore I must be wrong or misguided
I am wiccan, so I must be a satanist
I'm a person, so I must be labled
I don't curse, so I must be an outcast
I like games, anime, & comics so I must be childish
I'm Swedish, therefore I must be white
I spot grammatical errors, so I must be a pedantic bitch
I’m strong so I must be stupid
I'm Australian so I must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I must talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m gay so I’m after every straight guy around
I don’t want a boyfriend so I must be Lesbian
I cry easily, so I must be a wimp
If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching: -Keenan and Kel. -Doug. -the amanda show. -all that. -Rockos modern Life.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember: -fresh prince of bellair -full house. -cheers. -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack -doggy doggy diamond step right out!
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. -Invader Zim
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before SpongeBob . . .
When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...
It is sad because this is true.
Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.