Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Book X-overs, Aliens/Predator, Twilight, Avengers, and Supernatural.
Name: Not telling in a million years, thought you may call me Alseroen.
Age: Born in '98.
Where I live: Some where in the Atlantic
General Character: Reserved, Creative, Vindictive, Etc...
Likes: Reading, Writing, Listening to Good Music, Etc...
Dislikes: School, Doing Chores, Writers Block, Terrible Music, Etc...
I love Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Supernatural, The Fallen series and Twilight.
Bella/Jasper, Bella/Any of the 3 Vamp Kings, Bella/Alec, Harry/Daphne, Harry/Draco, Harry/Lucifer, Thorin/Bilbo, Lex/Scar.
The following link will take you to my Blog, where you can use the post option to chat, comment on a story or what ever. I started the Blog because of a school asingment, so I decided to kill two birds with one stone and do this.
And that's the extent of my generosity for now.
I know that I haven't updated for a long time but, with Fallen Death I'm a little stuck so I'm currently reading what I have to try and see where it is likely to head, and with Son of mischief the stories the same so please be patient and before you kill me let me finish the story but also I have an exam tomorrow so it will be a while.
Yes I know that I haven't updated in a while I just got stuck on a scene in Fallen Death, but now that has been solved and all I'm worrying about now is reaching my 2000 word goal that I set for every chapter. Son of Mischief is on a small hiatus until the Fallen Death chapter is complete and published, so forgive me for the long period of no updates.
Even if its a bit late: Happy New Year!
I may have just updated on the 24, but I have another chapter that I'm working on hopefully It will be up by this evening, just please have mercy if you don't like the chapter.
Current time: 11:13 am; My sister has already been dropped of at the airport I'll start writing soon but that does not mean that I will be updating today so don't ask. I've got a load of plot bunny's running around in my head that are causing mayhem and distraction (sighs in absolute frustration at the racket) so I made a 'story' that will feature every single bunny that I can track down and capture so if anyone wants to take one of them for a test run then be my guest, be as hard on said bunny's as you like.
Hello I cant write currently because my sister is here for Christmas with her boyfriend and son, I was also given a new keyboard but its a Spanish keyboard and there are some differences. So please have mercy and its not like ill never update it will just take some time, i.e., after the 27 of December ill start to write again as that's the date my sister goes.
Sorry about not updating but I'm still in school and I had to take a load of exams so the teachers that I have in 4º ear of secondary know what our level is, also I had my internet provider changed then my PC wouldn't start so that put a stop to my time updating but that is not the only reasons that I have not managed to update. I need all my readers of Fallen Death to vote on a pairing so I can finally finish the first chapter, I've also had writers block on Son of Mischief and Immortal Love. So forgive me before you kill me please.
YAY! I finally managed to update! I'll try to update more often but it looks unlikely that that will happen, but I will be writing the next chapter so do not fear.
Sorry for not updating in a while, right now I'm combining the chapters of the winning story together and adding little pieces of info into them and that's what taking me so long to update.
Now as for the story that didn't win in the poll will be on hold for a while and I'll probably do the same to it as I've been doing to the other in other words combining chapters together.
Right, sorry for not updating any of my stories its just that someone complained and said that my 42 year-old Beta and mother could not see spelling mistakes so sorry blame the one that insulted my mother whilst also insulting me and Id also like you to note that the one who said that I had spelling mistakes and that my mother couldn't spot them is 21 years-old. So forgive me for not being active for a while when and if I do update I will probably have a couple of chapters already written.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't steel the TV, just the remote. Now he walks past and keeps changing the channels. Sick bastard.
I love booze, Booze loves me, Holy shit I have to pee, I'm so smashed I'm falling on the floor, Alcoholic dinosaur - Drunk Barney.
Some funny and not so funny sayings (or quotes):
“When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it, whilst sipping the grape juice.”
When life hands you lemons, you can do one one of two things, either add Vodka and chill or send them back at high velocity, preferably attached to a cinder block or other heavy objects.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!” (And I think that pisses God off a lot)
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it (I lost my sanity a long while ago)
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (Too true)
“Heaven won’t take me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.” (Also true)
"Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow, P.O.T.C (Gotta love Capt. Jack Sparrow)
Fear cannot touch me. It can only taunt me, it cannot take me away, just tell me where to go. I can either follow, or stay in my bed. I can hold on to the things that I know. The dead stay dead, they cannot walk. The shadows are darkness. And darkness can’t talk.’- Almost Here
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? (Again true)
I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Why do people always assume that weird is bad? I guess I'll never know)
If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you think you cannot live without music, copy this into your profile.
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
That's right! Run bitch! Run I say! FASTER! Is that all you got? - By a very disturbing cat
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats" - Voltaire
If you want peace, prepare for war.
The dangerous man isn't loud, boastful, and in the spotlight. The dangerous man is quiet, humble, and concealed in shadows.
God gave man a brain and a pecker, unfortunately he only gave man enough blood to work one at a time.
Never make assumptions about people, you never know when they'll surprise you.
Never insult a man with a gun, it won't turn out well.
All gold is, is a shiny hunk of earth. The only reason it has value is because we give it value.
Beware the the beaten dog, he may decided he's had enough bull and fight back.
Always remember, someone, somewhere, thinks you're an idiot.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."- ?
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing
Are you paranoid if someone really is out to get you? Yes, yes you are. But you'll be aware and they'll be clueless; that's the important bit.
Heroes don't die, they just reload.
"I'll date him when hell freezes over!"..."Hell must've froze over." - ?
"Fire at will!" "Don't shoot at me!" - ?
"Screw the weekend, I WANT SUMMER!" - another author, cant remember who.
I bought a Michael Jackson album, he died. I bought an Amy Winehouse album, then she died. I bought an I Phone, then Steve Jobs died. Hold on a sec... I should buy a Justin Biber album. (grins evilly)
Wikipedia - I know everything! Google - I have everything! Facebook - I know everybody! Internet - Without me you are all nothing! Electricity - keep talking bitches!
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees." --Unknown
"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years." --Unknown
"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." --General Douglas MacArthur
"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." --Unknown
"Knowledge it power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil." --Unknown
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils... -- Louis Hector Berlioz
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." --Unknown
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." --Unknown
"It just seems that the impossible becomes possible around me more often than not. Most of the time it includes me doing it." --Unknown
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" --Unknown
"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!" --Unknown
"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"
"When in doubt, push random buttons!"
"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."
"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."
"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?"
"The Founding Fathers, in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called education." (Updike, John)
Stop, Drop and Roll doesn't work in hell.
Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. And at the worst possible moment.
Congratulations, you fail at life.
Sticks and stones might break my bones...but a 50 foot fall will kill ya'll!
Every piece of paper has two sides...unless you use magic marker. Then you're screwed.
I'm not late. I'm just early for tomorrow.
Smile: it confuses the enemy.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
Kinda hard not to be a smartass when you're talking to dumbasses all the time.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Huh. Sanity. What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing
Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.
No one leaves this world a virgin cause fate screws you over.
I'm only afraid of knives when you're holding them.
I'm too tired to tell the truth.
I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?
Instant Human: just add coffee.
Tell me your sob story... I need a good laugh.
That which doesn't kill you... Will probably try again
Sorry, no assholes allowed
Sometimes it's not a good idea to question your friend, just help them dump the body in the river and walk away
If carrots were drugged, bunnies would be fucked up
I didn't move up the fucking food chain to eat god damn carrots, so shut the fuck up vegetarians!
I SWEAR TO DRUNK I AM NOT GOD!
Fuck politics, I just want to burn shit down
You say "Weird" like it's a bad thing
I'm so hot, I make fire Stop, Drop and Roll
Pardon me, but you've mistaken me for someone who actually gives a damn
I'm sorry, they had to remove part of my soul to make room for more sarcasm
What drugs are you on? And can I have some?
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
Warning: trespassers will be shot. Warning: survivors will be shot again
Always forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much.
If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years.
I want revenge. Is that so wrong?
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Mirrors can't talk; luckily for you they can't laugh either - Blood elf Humour
How can I miss you if you don't go away?
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Neither guns, nor knives, nor axes kill people. The people living just next door or sitting next to you at work are the ones that kill people.
Roses are red, violets are blue,St. Valentine was beheaded, and you should be too.
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COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN
PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN
DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP
NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.
7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU
AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW
MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN
NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN
WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE
AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!
Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!! :-P
"Best friends through thick and thin!
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is jerk cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
hahahah!! So funny!!
Reasons why I'm single:
One: I annoy people.
Two: I'm never any ones first choice.
Three: I fuck shit up.
Four: I'm just bad with relationships.
Five: I'm not liked.
Six: I am an ugly ass mother fucker.
Seven: I spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food, drink and a laptop.
Imagine that you enter a parlour. You come late. When you arrive, others have long preceded you, and they are engaged in a heated discussion, a discussion too heated for them to pause and tell you exactly what it is about. In fact, the discussion had already begun long before any of them got there, so that no one present is qualified to retrace for you all the steps that had gone before. You listen for a while, until you decide that you have caught the tenor of the argument; then you put in your oar. Someone answers; you answer him; another comes to your defence; another aligns himself against you, to either the embarrassment or gratification of your opponent, depending upon the quality of your ally’s assistance. However, the discussion is interminable. The hour grows late, you must depart. And you depart, with the discussion still vigorously in progress. The Philosophy of Literary Form: Studies in Symbolic Action
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you some-place before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.
Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!
Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.
Man: I think I can make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!
If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list:
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Sabalunogaara4evr, InLoveWithNaruSasu, Sasuke Uzumaki 83, Lilashisora, Kenzie101, Raven Uzumaki, Animefreakk15, Yami's Devil, FantasyLover100, Lady Alseroen.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA) Toph Hitsugaya (Australia), FantasyLover100 (US of A), Lady Alseroen(Islas Canarias)
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be black. But you sir... when you're born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're sick, you're green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you turn purple. And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old's.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
Computer Related Random Things
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't... but you should.
If you are actually crazy enough to read right to the bottom of the page to get to this point and are reading this right now, then copy and paste this into your profile. (If you have one that is)
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