Author has written 8 stories for Bleach.
Um...Hello. My name is Brittney and I'm new at this whole Fan Fiction Game. Well...I won't say that I'm new or anything. I've been reading it for some time now. I started reading it when I was in high school. I'm a sophmore in college now so...yeah...um...I really like the Ichihime pairing. It's my favorite pairing of all time. So much so that I hate the IchiRuki pairing with a passion. Because I kindof Hate Rukia. She just gets on my nerves to no avail. But no matter what, there's nothing I can ever hate in the whole enitre world than M.Night Shamala-ding-dong monstrostiy of The Last Airbender. IT. WAS. SHIT. ON. A. FILM. that movie was so horrendus that I'm fairly certain that I vommited blood. Or at least I wish I had. If you haven't seen it. Be greatful. It was horrible. It was horrible. If I could do anything in the world and not get in trouble for it, I would go to his home and beat him with that piece of shit script, that he translated twice!!?!?!, in front of his children and wife and mother.
But that's enough of that. In the future you can look foreward to more Ichihime stories, and maybe even some Zutara stories becaue I love these couplings.
Also, btw, my stories aren't meant for the sensitve and light hearted and meek. They will be dark. They will most definiately be Mature. And they will all kinds of Risque. Is that how you spell it?
Anyway, hopefully I will come back to this and make it better and not like a newspaper threw up on a page.
Someone's asked me where I got my Profile pic from...I don't know the artist sorry, if thats taboo or whatever, but I'm new to the site so I dont' have any connections or anything like that. But here's the website. Or rather, the link.
Okay, so I'm doing this new thing called a 5 minute blurt. What I'm basically going to do is write for 5 minutes randomly so that those of you who reads this will know a little something about me. Do people even still read these things. I know I read them. Some of them have jokes and others are just plain intresting. Oohh, How about I write one of my most favorite jokes of all time. Trust me, you'll love this joke. I acutally dare you to read this joke and not laugh. It's totally funny. Really, It is. I'm laughing just thinking about it. Okay. Here it goes:
A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, ‘My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun go down on me.”
She thinks a bit and then responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1 you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I am single and I’m Catholic too!”
The nun says, “OK, pull into the next alley.”
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.”
What I say? Isn't it halirious. Okay, well. Until next time.
Hi, I'm doing another five minute blurt about myself just so you can know a little more about me. Maybe find out what I'm into, see if we have anything in common, roll around in my proverbial clothes, ect.
Um...I'm a vegetarian. Or...not really, I just don't eat meant because I feel too bad for those animals. I hate that they are bred and rasied in shitty conditions just to die. I mean, that's horribly depressing. However, I don't judge those who do eat meat becasue who am I to judge anyone about anything? Right? Everyone has a right to do whatever the hell they want (except rape, murder, theft, and judge). I will never judge you for anything that you do (except rape, murder, theft or judge) actually. I won't judge you for theft unless you're stealing someone's work. That's just not cool. If you like one of my works and you want to adopt it and re write it or something. Just ask. I'll say yes, but i just want to be awares and not have my stuff stolen from me cuz i worked really hard and it's mean to just do something like that, you know?
Um...I love psychology. Just, love the whole subject. And when I write, I have peoples brain and the way that they think in mind. Like, for instance, I'm writing a story about Ichigo cheating. Now a lot of people believes that there's no reason to cheat ever. But that's not true. Although you can't see yourself doing, cheating is a very common thing and although it betrays the trust that you have in a person, there are very good chances for why you do it. Now I know you want to probably call bull on this, but hear me out. People normally cheat becuase they want something that they are missing from their relationship. They don't necceassirily want to leave that other person because they still love them and they have all that other stuff that they want, however, in a laspse of judgement they go out and find what thier missing and make a mistake. Soon it becomes addictive and they're unable to stop, all the while knowing what they are doing is wrong. Now not everthing that people are missing from thier relationship is valid. The only valid thing that a person could be missing from thier realationship is companionship, emotional attachment, being needed and loved. Those, in my opinnion are the only things that if you are missing in your relationship that is is okay to go out and find. Preferably you should talk you your loved one first and/or break up to spare any hurt feelings, but then again we're humans and we make mistakes. Some are huge and the damage they cause are hugmongous. Others are simple and end up hurting no one.
I believe in making mistakes. Its the only way we learn.
Okay, so no more about philisophical psychobababble, (if that's how you spell any of those words.) I guess that i'll go on from now.
Oh, and I'm working on a collab fic with Ichihime Kurosaki, who's a talented writer. It's titled Pushing Boundries. So check it out on her page, it's pretty fantastic, and I'm not just saying that.
It was fun ranting, I must do this sometime soon.
Hi, here's a little five minute blurt.
I was going to do this earlier, in fact I did do this earlier, but my computer is a total douche. So lets get this over with...again.
Alright, updates, I will try to update as best as I can and I know that they've been nonexistent, but since school is in and I like to day dream instead of pay attention, well, I will be inspired to write more in my free time other than sleep. Hopefully, I don't come up with any new story ideas, because honestly I can't take it, my plate is full engouth as it is. But like I said, I will try and update as frequently as I used to.
So, let's talk a little bit about me. I'm from Houston, Texas, if y'all hadn't gathered that before, well now you know. I won't tell you anymore about my address, because I can do without all the crazies stalking me, no offesnse to y'all crazies.
I'm currently majoring in education, I want to teach K-6, because I guess I like children. They're pretty interesting.
Shows that I love are, number one, Archer. It's the best show on tv right and it's so freaking awesome, there are no words to describe it. I love the show with all of my heart and many of my jokes dervive from this show. Like I said, best show ever.
Um.. I also like the simpsons, family guy, American dad, the Cleveland show, and bobs burgers. Um.. I love anything DC, because they are the best. Not to say that Marvel sucks, because they so do not. It just that DC is more entertaining and more kick ass. It truly is. Even if they couldn't make a decent live action film to save their life. and I'm just over exaggerating because nearly all of the batman movies rock and that man of steel was pretty damn good, however when they give us crap like Superman Returns, the shittiest movie before The Last Airbender (Seriously, did shamalamadingdong do that crap as well?) and catwoman and OMJ the green laten. (Shit on a film) it tends to make you wonder. It makes you wonder a lot if life is still worth living because shit like that exists.
Oh and Capcom can just die, I mean, who even knows what they do? I only know of street fighter. Is they even a comic book publisher or just a crap game designer?
that's all for today folks, maybe again sometime soon.