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Joined 01-30-13, id: 4516041, Profile Updated: 02-21-14
Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

I probably won't be submitting a lot of writing here, mostly just for favoriting or reviewing some of the bests. But occasionally, when there's a full harvest moon and the planets align, I'll grace everyone with some of my shitty writing :D

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Ascendi by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Danarius's death springs an unexpected trap, and when Hawke falls to the Fade in Fenris's place, there is only one person in the world who can help: his sister, Varania. An exploration of family, friendship, and the ties that run deeper than blood.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,679 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Fenris, Hawke (F), Varania - Complete
Adoration by Dandy in the Aspic reviews
Kaidan and Ashley both survive Virmire. Post-Destroy they move on with their lives. When someone threatens the life of Shepard, they must race against the clock to solve the mystery. James isn't going to let the two Spectres have all the fun to themselves. Adoration is a dangerous game. Kaidan/Femshep, James/Ashley. Team Milky Way friendship. COMPLETE with epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,314 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Broken by cellostargalactica reviews
"You need to find someone who isn't a broken down mess like me." Shepard presses a shaking fist to her eyes and swallows. "Someone whole." Shepard and Kaidan after the Reaper War.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Crucible by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Danarius's efforts to tame his recaptured slave include a salve laced with a powerful aphrodisiac. After days of denial and solitary confinement, Fenris is close to breaking. Hawke gets there first.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Serenade by sevanderslice reviews
Five times Kaidan Alenko sang to his Commander Shepard, and one time he didn't. - Note: Outtakes posted after the epilogue, "Postlude," are not written in any particular chronological order.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,417 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Memory by cellostargalactica reviews
"I missed you," Shepard said, her voice thick. "You're standing right here, and I still miss you." Kaidan and Shepard remember what's important. Mid ME3, smut, oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Of Thunder, Rain, and Missing Pants by lissy303 reviews
"You know, you're really fixating on the fact that I'm not wearing pants, Alistair." What happens when Elissa sneaks in to Alistair's tent in the middle of the night half-dressed? Only because it's raining and her tent collapsed... of course there wouldn't be another reason other than that...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
The Clothes Make the Man by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
She had donned his spare black robe, letting it hang loosely off of her bare shoulders as she posed haughtily for her reflection. Her chin was held high, icy eyes narrowed, with her hands on her waist and hip jutting out. One leg was bent in front of the other and Anders saw that she had adopted his old boots as well.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Mushrooms by Raven's Wing reviews
When Gothel warned Rapunzel that 'they'll eat you up alive', Rapunzel had no idea that 'they' was Flynn Rider.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Catharsis by Lywinis reviews
Kaidan thinks he's hiding his bruised shoulder, but Shepard proves to be far more observant than he thought. Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Stutter by eternalshiva reviews
She hadn't been joking when she told her Major that they needed to get to the Normandy ASAP when they reconciled, but he purposely said to take things slow.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Just Can't Get Enough by janiejanine reviews
Anders and Hawke are going through a dry spell, until he just can't take it anymore. Rated M for smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Best Laid Plans by janiejanine reviews
Hawke corners Anders with seduction in mind. Rated M for smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Letting Go by Wyl reviews
DA2: Hawke's birthday is coming up and Fenris is determined to get her something meaningful. Alternate take on the in-game Book of Shartan gift. One-shot written for fellow author millelibri for the 'Secret Santa' DA story exchange on the CMDA forums.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Stress Test by janiejanine reviews
Isabela flirts with Hawke, and Anders' long-held self-control finally snaps. Rated M for smut and language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Edge of Desire by silvergryphon06 reviews
Their relationship stands on the edge of a knife. If they fall to temptation, where will it lead? One Shot
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Snowstorm by Suilven reviews
The weather outside is frightful... Whatever will Alistair and Neria do to pass the time? A follow-up to 'Snowfall.'
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2011 - [Alistair, Surana] - Complete
A King's Throne by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Elissa wants to break in Alistair's new throne.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
the native sky on an exiled spirit by LoquaciousQuark reviews
She will not leave him alone. A kmeme fill about accidental touches that spans the entirety of the Fenris romance. Hawke/Fenris, complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Tempest by Suilven reviews
Hawke and Anders have tried to keep their distance from one another, but some attractions just cannot be denied.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - [Anders, Hawke (F)] - Complete
A Stolen Moment by tehPrincess reviews
Shenko smut written for a friend. Takes place during the 3 happy months between ME & ME2. Shepard decides to use endorphins to cure one of the Lt's migraines. Rated M for sensuality and graphic sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
On the Mark by Lywinis reviews
How much concentration DOES it take to fire an arrow with such accuracy?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Suilven reviews
Elissa is struggling with her undeclared love for Alistair. Will a winter storm and a game to pass the time force her feelings out into the open?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2011 - [Alistair, Cousland] - Complete
Leap by Azzandra reviews
Kmeme fill. F!Hawke/Fenris, post-game. Fenris proposes... kind of. Fluff.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Accident by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
DA2 Fenris/femHawke wishful thinking
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Life is Fleeting by Fluidfyre reviews
Something found while hunting the Shadow Broker quickens Commander Shepard, and she realizes how little time she has left with Thane. LotSB DLC spoiler warning. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Loofahs are Love by kiwibliss reviews
Masskink prompts are sometimes fun. Shep persuades Thane to try the bath tub, for science. Thane/Shep, of course. Rated M for sexual shenanigans.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Observation by Lywnna reviews
Three weeks after returning from a suicide mission, things are still tense on the Normandy between Shepard and newly appointed Alliance Liaison Kaidan Alenko. Post ME2 Shenko oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
A Compromising Position by Zing-baby reviews
One-shot Shenko Romance. Rated M, this is a love scene, and the closest to "smut" or "lemon" that I've ever attempted. I tried to keep it romantic and sweet though. And I hope that's what I've achieved here!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
After Omega by KaimanaMM reviews
Steamy Thane goodness. Takes place after the end game after coming back through the Omega 4 relay. A short story I was inspired to write to capture a moment in time.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
When We Survived by Hermia S reviews
Two individuals who have faced death embrace the euphoria of survival.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Of Kings and Queens by Willow in Winter reviews
Alistair and a Lady Cousland celebrate their wedding night. Sweet and smutty. First attempt at fanfic! Alistair POV. Oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
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I'm Coming After You reviews
An AU Mass Effect fic where Kaidan Alenko is the first human Spectre. He gets tasked with finding his partner's killer. As the mystery unravels, he finds himself drawn into a pursuit that might end up costing him more than his life.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Kaidan A., Shepard (F)] Ashley W., A. Bailey - Complete
Army of One reviews
Shepard is losing herself to fighting the Reapers. She pushes herself past her limits, readily sacrifices her own well-being for her squad, and doesn't seem at all hesitant to throw her life away for the cause. Can Kaidan keep her from shattering apart? Oneshot with fluff, some gore at the beginning.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Kaidan A., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Starting Fires
It all started with drinks at the Hanged Man. Innocent, right? Lowered inhibitions, sparks, and starting fires. Anders/Fem!Hawke oneshot because I cannot write anything of substance. Smut at the middle/end.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Anders, Hawke (F)] - Complete
Insomnia reviews
After the coup attempt on the Citadel, Kaidan returns to the Normandy's crew. Shepard's nightmares are getting worse. Shenko fluff piece with some smut at the end. Image is Home, by Graceyn on deviantart, all rights go to her. I don't normally write smut... or at all, really, so be gentle.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Kaidan A., Shepard (F)] - Complete