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Joined 01-30-13, id: 4516430, Profile Updated: 02-20-18
Author has written 2 stories for Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Ben 10.

Dusts off profile*

Sees the stories I used to write*

Violently vomits*

Holy shit, what the hell was I thinking when I was like 14-15?

Anyway, I'm Totem, Totem Poles, The Totem, whatever you wanna call me. I'm into a wide array of fandoms, notably the MCU. Most of my work will be on Archive of Our Own, unless I feel as though there will be less publicity there.

I make jokes about myself to downplay my depression.

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My Soul, My Heart by DreamDisneyGurl reviews
Ben is up against Charmcaster once again with his cousin, her boyfriend and Ben's partner, Rook; and things get out of hand when Charmcaster and Gwen's spell clashes and is placed on Ben, Gwen, Rook and Charmcaster. When confronting Hex about it, he tells them that it's a spell that reveals one's true soulmate and some markings glow whenever said soulmates are nearby. More inside.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,770 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/19 - [Ben T., Charmcaster/Hope] Gwen T., Rook
Power of the Pure Heart by N. Harmonik reviews
Post 1st Movie. What would happen if Plankton discovered that his defeat at the hands of SpongeBob SquarePants was not exactly a fluke? A particularly devious attempt at world domination that highly involves said sponge, that's what!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 5/1/2012 - SpongeBob, Plankton
Guardians of Ed by The Horseless Horseman reviews
Five thousand years ago, the Guardians of Light were forced to give their lives so that eighteen present-day youths could obtain their elemental powers and defeat the evil they failed to detain. Three nobodies from a tiny suburb suddenly become the most important humans in the whole world when they are tasked with saving it.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,342 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Jonny, Kevin, Eds, OC
They're Watching by syntheticaesthetic reviews
Marble Hornets. It took a punch to the face for Jay to realize how easy it was for his exploits to be found. Short exercise based off a tumblr writing prompt.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2014 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Resuscitate by bronwe-iris reviews
A Marble Hornets fic: It's been two years since Tim uploaded Entry 87 and left Alabama. He hasn't had an incident since, and believes it's all behind him for good. Then one night he receives a frantic call from someone he was sure had been killed almost three years ago: Jay.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Smoception - A Smosh Fanfic by lotuslove345 reviews
Ian and Anthony got transferred (and separated) to an alternative dimension where all their smosh characters and video references come to life. What can they expect? Happiness and rainbows? Or the other way around? Rated T for minor language (and violence in future chapters) Adventure/Friendship/Action/Humor/Mystery/Drama/Romance/Bromance (Reviews and suggestions will be loved!)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,503 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Smosh
Enigmas by SepticAbzies reviews
Enigma - a person or thing that is mysterious, puzzling, or difficult to understand; Edd's past had all been a blur to the other kids, and now his own past is a cloud to him as well. Life before Peach Creek, Life during Peach Creek, and of course, the ever lovable sock-hat. What's a thirteen-year-old amnesiac kid to do? Post-BPS
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Edd, Ed, Eddy
Daddy Smosh by Redphanqueen reviews
There are now new additions to the Smosh family!, witness as Anthony and Ian try to balance fatherhood while also being Youtube sensations?Can the boys handle it? What sorts of Adventures will they have?...Anthony/Kalel and Ian/Melanie
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 73,651 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Smosh - Complete
Breaking Point by radredknuxfan reviews
Mordecai and Rigby have cheated death numerous times ever since they started working at the park. But what happens when an even closer brush with death finally sends them over the edge? Enjoy, and please read & review! Rated T for some swearing and mild violence. (Image created by BlueLightningXD) COMPLETE
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby, Thomas - Complete
Sinnoh League Final Battle by sprinter1988 reviews
Sequel to Ash vs Tobias: Redone. Ash faces his final opponent in the Sinnoh league tournament. With victory so close, will he be able to grab it? Or will all his struggling have been all for naught?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Ash versus Tobias: Redone by sprinter1988 reviews
We all know that Ash and his Pokemon were hugely short-changed in the Sinnoh League Semi-Final. Therefore, this is my personal rewrite of the most unfair battle Ash ever faced, with the odds evened a little. Will he win?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,984 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Tobias/Takuto - Complete
The Quest For Poseidon by E350 reviews
King Neptune has been overthrown by his brother, who has trapped Bikini Bottom in a bottle. In order to save the town, Spongebob, Patrick and Sandy must venture to the city of Poseidon and find Mindy, but it isn't an easy jouney. SB/SC, rated for safety.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - SpongeBob, Sandy
Super Eds by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
Every generation, a supernatural force chooses kids all over the world to inherit special powers. They are called the Super Children. And the call is about to be answered by three friends. As if their life wasn't weird enough already. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR UPDATES, THANK YOU.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,945 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007
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Heretic's Fork reviews
While on their intergalactic road trip, the Alien Force gets cornered by some bounty hunters. Ben is defeated and taken to be used a test subject. Meanwhile, his team is desperate to find some kind of lead that will help them find their lost leader. All Ben has to do is hang on long enough to be rescued.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/20 - Ben T., Gwen T., Kevin, Rook
Slumber Ed reviews
Another scam, another failure. At the end of the day, they're just regular kids.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Ed, Edd, Eddy - Complete