Welcome to The Cauldron, a melting pot of archived chapters from my abandoned fics, as well as initial chapters from fics yet to come. Mostly crossovers, but there may be sample chapters from pure Harry Potter fics. Rating for stories up to an M rating. Character tags added for most common non-crossover characters.

The World Seed is a tool created by Kayaba to ensure that Virtual Reality would remain a part of people's lives and Steel Phoenix has been "gifted" with the responsibility of determining what should be done with it. And others would certainly be interested in this development.

What if Minerva McGonagall successfully persuaded Albus Dumbledore not to place baby Harry Potter with the Dursleys, but instead place him with another of Lily Evans Potter's blood relatives: Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer? What would happen as she tries to place the Boy Who Lived with a young family in 1981 Austin, Texas?

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Mac (fem.Harry) moved to Tokyo when she was 8 when Vernon took a promotion at work, mostly to get away from the magic community back in England. It worked; no one from Hogwarts came for her when she turned 11. Mac grows up in Tokyo and attends Teiko with the Generation of Miracles. How will her life turn out away from Hogwarts?

Aloe Potter (fem!HP) wasn't sure how she got here - 'here' being in what seemed to be a young girl's body, four-hundred-and-some-odd years into the future, and at risk of being killed by an alien empire, but it seemed like something her luck would come up with.

At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences and further incarnations, friends, and enemies.

The title should have been "As A Magician That Got Tricked By A Demon And Died, I'm Now Reincarnated As A Voice In The Head Of a Young Hero In Another World", but I ran out of letters.

Harriet Potter had given up hope on maintaining a so-called 'normal' life. So when the expected unexpected happens, why's she so annoyed? A story told in pieces. FemHarry

What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!

Not a lot of things could affect Harry's mundane life in the house of his abusive relatives. But then, you don't need extraordinary things to obtain extraordinary results. A seemingly simple step pitched his life into a direction no one had ever expected. Harry Potter, the Jack of all trades and Master of Misdirection. Intelligent! Harry.

In a post-Voldemost British Empire, Harry Potter rejoins society after a long period of Umbridge-enforced solitude in a manor house won by conquest. What is the Granger Institute, why do the Unspeakables want to talk to him, and just what happens if you ignore all your mail for fifteen years? Rating provisional. AU.

Eggsy Unwin lived an interesting life, this much was always a constant. In one universe, a switch was flipped that changed a lot else, and yet not that much. In this world, My Fair Lady is an apt comparison. In this world, Eggsy is short for Gabi, which is short for Gabriella. Some things change a lot due to this, and strangely a lot doesn't. Pan!Eggsy, Fem!Eggsy x Princess Tilde

Tony Stark thought for sure that he had talked his way out of his only chance at a fairy tale ending a long time ago. Then his life turned into an actual comic book. That was weird enough for anyone. Turns out that fairy tales might actually be possible, even in a comic book.

When the original Order of the Phoenix are, one by one, saved from certain death by what could only be a Potter with that monstrosity for hair, the future of the wizarding world is irrevocably changed. A light-hearted tale of chosen families, a mother's love, and the extraordinary luck of a wayward Potter. Told in a series of drabbles. Fabian/Fem!Harry/Gideon. Daily updates.

When in danger people can accomplish amazing feats. When a wizard is in danger they run. what will happen when danger finds her?

Harry Potter is not raised by his Aunt, instead he is raised by his Mother's Cousin and his friends on a little ship called the Normandy. Harry Potter Mass Effect Crossover. Chapter 10 up!

Zero was not the first masked rebel to appear in Area Eleven. The mysterious Warlock appeared some months before. His true identity was Harry Potter, a wizard from another world, and the boyfriend of Kallen Kozuki. But when Lelouch gains his Geass, will he be allies with Harry, Kallen, and the rebels they fight with? Or will dissension and distrust tear them apart from within?

Summary: Hermione had just kissed Harry on the cheek and watched him leave with the Dursleys when she learnt that Time Travel doesn't always work out as planned. Sometimes, things double up. And really, how the hell is anyone supposed to account for that? Warnings: Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing, Harry/Hermione relationship, Character Death, Graphic Violence, Time Travel, Potions,

Blood and darkness are the domains of the night, and to master them takes sacrifice. A young man ventures into the night in order to get revenge for a wrong committed against him, and his hatred burns like hellfire in his chest. But anything could happen along the path of vengeance, and in this world of darkness, nothing is certain. He learns this when a flower lands in his palm.

Harry and Rose Potter faced everything together...until the Ministry ripped him away from her. Now, finally, Rose - with the assistance of Gabrielle Delacour - has found him again. They've got a plan to fix what was broken; and maybe get a bit of revenge along the way. Pairing: Harry/OFC/Gabrielle (twincest).

Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.

Gudako, caught between the unending struggle to summon the strongest servants and her obsession to find more Saint Quartz, is dragged away into the Fourth Holy Grail War as a Servant. But instead of planning to win the war, she plans to dominate all the cool SSR servants that might appear and drag them back to Chaldea. Current arc: Gudako vs aliens

Darth Vader descends on Siskeen, in the Far Outer Rim, searching for the mysterious administrator of Dalam Enterprises. Skywalker excitement ensues. 19 years after the formation of the Empire. AU.

Just an answer to a question no one asked: What would Taylor do if she woke up as Harry Potter? And, the companion question: What would Harry do if he woke up as Taylor Hebert?

Chloe von Einzbern finds herself reborn into the world of DXD as the adopted younger sister of Issei Hyoudo. She sets out on a journey to discover how she came to be in this world and as a side quest, to kiss as many pretty girls as possible! Rated T for violence and excessive language.

Alternate Universe. Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange were killed in the 1970's, and a girl with silver-blue hair ended up being born a generation earlier... A few rough sketches set in the summer and early autumn of 1991. One-shot. Rated 'T'.

(Based on my challenge, "Harry Tohsaka") Risei Tohsaka, Rin's twin brother, was abducted from the Tohsakas as a baby to another world and blood adopted into the Potter family. Now, after defeating Voldemort, a weary Harry Potter travels back to the world of his birth, and works to reunite his family. But between Magi politics and the upcoming Holy Grail War, it's going to be tough.

Harriet Potter has had enough of a corrupt Wizarding world and a manipulative Headmaster trying to dictate her life. Determined to leave this world she uses a ritual to throw herself into a new one for a fresh start... and to gain power, to be strong... to be feared. (Fem!Harry is Cinder Fall)

After two years, they are finally out of SAO, but the real world is not how they remembered it. They are now strangers in a familiar land. Now they have to try to adjust to a new world... again. But what about those they left in the real world? Will they like the changes that everyone has experienced?

CRACK FIC. Everyone knows you don't eat stuff you find lying on the floor, especially in an alleyway in the street. Except for young Harry Potter, apparently. Those six shiny colourful hard candies did look delicious...

Fifteen years after the fall of Voldemort, Harry finds himself with a very boring and depressing life. However, an attempted assassination ends up with him reuniting with his godfather in a galaxy far away. So what happens when a pair of scoundrels are unleashed on an unsuspecting galaxy? One word; hijinks.

An impressionable 10 year old Harry starts reading Dragonriders of Pern , and dives headfirst down the rabbit hole after his saving people thing . . . 1985: Is running a mercenary company doing counterterrorism better than being broke and homeless? 1986: Contras, and bandits in Africa! 1987: Mercenaries need to be paid 1988: Another Dragon! 1989: To Space!

After a rather painful revelation and deciding to try to leave the Wizarding World behind, Harry accepts an invitation. One that may very well put him at odds with the Hellsing Organization.

When the Dursleys go to Japan, Dudley accidentally activates a security in MBI's locals that kill them. Now, what will MBI and Karasuba do with the child they found when they checked the Dursleys' car? Rated M for mention of torture and child abuse, and future language and gore. There will be some Dumbledore, Potters, and some Weasley Alive!Potters [DISCONTINUED]

The Mad Titan gathered the Infinity Stones to right the grievous wrongs he perceived in the universe and thus bring balance to it. Balance he received, but not in a way he could have predicted. MoD!Harry, Unhinged!Harry

AU/TT. A few years after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter is witness to the demise of his remaining family. Losing himself in his grief Harry Potter decides to quit. However, circumstances force him to be reborn into the Black family in 1955 to take action in the wizarding world, and prevent that future.

Some things in life are just as simple as an acacia blossom. (HC fill; BAON fill)

Harry Potter always knew he'd have to fight in a Wizarding War, but he'd always thought it would be after school, and not after winning the Triwizard Tournament. Worse still, he never thought he'd understand both sides of the conflict. AU with a Female Voldemort.

Never underestimate the power of children. Having been discovered robbing the Tohsaka Manor, little Harry Potter unwittingly found himself pulled into a deadly conflict... with the King of Heroes herself as his Servant.

Harry had just wanted to stop Voldemort from getting the Philosopher's Stone. He'd never have thought that he'd end up falling through the Mirror of Erised to a world called Remnant. Meeting an old wizard and being taken on as his pupil, five years later he prepares to enter Beacon Academy as the esteemed Headmaster's Apprentice. What will this mean for two familiar teams?

The Galactic Shockball Championship Game, one of the premier sporting events in the galaxy, proves even more exciting than usual when Luke Skywalker shows up and accidentally wreaks havoc. AU after Han Solo's rescue from Jabba. My first attempt at a crack fanfic.

Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.

He's Tony Stark, and he's just saved the world. That should give him even the tiniest bit of merit, right? Wrong. Fury hits him up for more of his shit and the rest of the Avengers aren't that welcoming. Bruce might be the only sun on a rainy day. Well. SHIELD is a drain on his resources and he's never played well with teams. Why should he start now?

Daphne woke up to the smell of coffee, which was unusual, all things considered. Mostly because she didn't drink coffee.

What if the trio had been smarter about protecting the DA and Umbridge a bit dumber. Hilarity ensues.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

The magical world isn't as ignorant of muggles as it seems, and Lucius Malfoy has an idea on how to get Harry out of his way. Now Harry is in Japan and trapped in a virtual world of swords. Cut off from his friends and allies, and what he knew, he has to make new ones and get used to an illusory world that has become all too real. Welcome, to SAO Harry. Do try to survive.

Harry had just went along with things all his life. What those in authority over him had wanted had always been his first consideration. This is how he went about discovering his own authority. He just had to fall to pieces first. (HC fill; Hogwarts fill; TQC)

Ron leaving them stranded on the hunt for the horcruxes wakes Harry and Hermione up to the fact that they cannot continue on as they have. They will have to think things through and not trust to luck or a destiny that may or may not turn out in their favour.

If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.

Harry strikes a deal with a vampire and ends up getting far more than he had expected... (Canon compliant till the end of the fifth book but with a whole bunch of invented back story. How much do we know about Potterverse vampires, after all?) No slash, potential Dumbledore bashing, kickass vampire!

There walks in Middle Earth a powerful warlock of great magical skill, wrathful in battle. He walks in the company of a second, a sorceress, vengeful in her spellcraft. Ere the battle looms, and the End of All Things should they not prevail. Meanwhile in the county of Surrey, a teacher seeks a missing student, who is more than miles away.

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)

Due to an accident, Harry comes in contact with a small green gem and it forever changes his life. Probably for the better... Now a strong mage, he will walk his life side by side with the newest generation of Aces of TSAB. This is the story of his (mis)adventures. Rated M for occasional cynical realism and other not-for-everyone stuff. *ON HIATUS* due to the lack of ideas

In 1942 Manhattan, Amy contacts Edwin Bracewell & begins a friendship that will last half a century. Through correspondence & journals spanning 50 years she & Rory leave a chronicle of their lives and a legacy for the Doctor to remember them by. Post The Angels Take Manhattan.

Albus discovers that the skeletons in his father's closet are less skeletons and more a single sparkly suit.

Fate, never having been content with Harry Potter's Golden Boy ending, tosses the die one last time. The results will lead to a world where loyalty does not only come dressed in hues of red and gold. It will come in the green of the boy's eyes and all those of his first real home. Dumbledore will not be pleased. But that only makes it more fun.

It's the beginning of a new age for you, isn't it? You sit upon a throne of bone and offal with a golden scepter in one hand and a sword in the other. You seek to rein in this world, to tame it like a wild beast. Will your reign bring about the peace you've longed for so desperately? Or will it rain once more, of blood and tears and bullets? Book Three of the Dissonance Trilogy.

A one shot in which Harry and his friends solve the mystery of how Dumbledore found his phoenix. COMPLETE!

The war against Voldemort is over, but the cost was high to Harry Potter's soul. A pair of ghosts direct him to a new destiny, one that will see him join FoxHOUND, find love, and eventually end up in the middle of Liquid Snake's revolt on Shadow Moses...but can Harry ever find happiness in his new life?

fem!Harry/fem!Voldemort. Harriet couldn't save Ginny down in the Chamber of Secrets.

What if Shirou was saved by Taiga? What could possibly go wrong? Crack-ish one shot. Complete.

The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.

Before the 5th Grail War, Shirou didn't know a lot of things, he didn't know his past, who his family was, or why he constantly suffered from migraines'. During the Grail War he finds the answers to all of these questions and then some...post-5th Heaven's Feel, he knows anything can be accomplished with a bit of magecraft, a bit of science, and a whole lot of madness on ones side.

The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.

After a rocky start, Harry, Ron and Hermione quickly became the best of friends. Life long friends, in fact. Some lives, however, are a lot longer than others.

It had started as a normal enough day. Before he managed to Potter it up worse than anything else he had done before. (Yes, that is an actual term. Dear sweet Hermione had a laugh about that one and Harry learned that his bookworm best friend had a bigger pranking bone in her body than the Weasley twins, his father, and his Dogfather all put together.)

The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, HIATUS, but being worked on as of 2-1-16

When Harry finds out that his blood was used in another Dark Ritual to create a child that's both technically his daughter and Voldie's granddaughter, he thinks the world has turned on its head. Warning: written mainly for fun, and I'm not sure characters might not be OOC. May contain fluff and odd grandfather-granddaughter bonding moments.

Herwald returns for his 2nd year of Magical Education. And all he has to deal with is centuries of prejudice, an incompetent DADA professor, an overeager House Elf and an ancient monster that's awoken hungry from it's 50 year slumber. No worries, right?

Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.

Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.

Sequel to Omni Law. Harry Potter must come to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament. God help us all.

It's 2012, 20 years after the end of the Second Voldemort War, and things seem quiet. Maybe too quiet. However 'Hardcore Hit-Wizard' Harry doesn't care. After dealing with the Ministry during the Olympics he just wants some down-time, some booze and a shag or four. Yet grievances from the first war have festered into a new danger for Harry and the world. Cop Drama - Harry/?

As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...

Summary: After being abandoned by his friends on the Horcrux hunt, Harry dives into his studies, training so that he can defeat his enemies on his own. He uncovers a new weapon, one that allows him to go above and beyond those around him. No pairings.

oneshot. complete. don't own. Harry is brought to Wammy's House and meets both L and Beyond Birthday, who he physically resembles a great deal. AU and OOC.

Harry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.

Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.

ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Harry gets taken in by his teacher and raised under the guidance of some of the more interesting characters of the Disc. Story stops before the sorting, feel free to use as plot-bunny.

To avoid the unjust prosecution of his friends in the days following the end of the war, Harry Potter signed a magical contract in blood. Years later, Harry struggles with the balance of his latest Auror case involving a wizard ritualistically murdering Muggles, periodic contract renewals, and both the developing and deteriorating relationships with those closest to him. HP/NT.

AU. Sirius defeats Voldemort in Godric's Hollow but is disenchanted by the Wizengamot. A story of intrigue and rebellion, inspired by the history of Julius Caesar. Sirius descends from politician to army general to dictator, while Harry and Draco grow

Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.