vaderisgod
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Joined 09-07-03, id: 451948
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
Yo - Ya, Darth is God, I don't care what you ppl say. Ya...:) Uh, I dunno what to write for my bio - im special, im 15, a freshmen, goth, love Star Wars, Matrix, LOTR, HP is ok - Snape and Voldie are my fav characters! (but then, i love all evil ppl - but hot guys are cool 2...! go long hair!)

i like rock music - mettalica, system of a down, cradle of filth, sum41, etc.
Wierd Al is cool 2.

LOVE:
wierd stuff
evil stuff
funny stuff
stuff mentioned above
food
sleep

I'm special.

my email is budgiegirl87@hotmail.com

ne1 see pirates of the carribean? great moo-v - i wouldnt' like it so much if it wasnt for johny depp, but ya...

X men, Matrix, STAR WARS!!!!!!!!! are really cool - ya im a star wars fan - how'd u guess? GO VADER!!!!!

whoa, i gotta cut down on caffiene.

o ya - and Darthie says "Hi." Actually, it was more like something "I'll strangle you if you come within a hundred parsecs of me!", but we'll intrepret it as Hi for now.

Talk to ya later, and ya, bye!

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Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4220 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 4,415 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All of Me by hfan2002 reviews
Sad and lonely Harry stumbles on a room that holds a very large secret. He awakes the next morning to find that he is definately not at Hogwarts anymore. Where is he? He has no clue, but the truth could help him greatly through hard times. Completed R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,621 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Our Founding Fathers by hfan2002 reviews
COMPLETED:: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs...Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers. Pranks, dungbombs, howlers, full moons, and even incidents with Snape. All in a days work for the Marauders.Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,325 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 3/16/2003 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Great curls and sexy legs by happy molecule reviews
After the fellowship goes mad, Boromir is forced to battle zombie fish, exploding Istari's and singing elves to return Aragorn to Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Boromir
Sixty dollars to Mordor by happy molecule reviews
Aragorn learns something he never knew about his beloved.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Hermione's Revenge by thegoldenphoenix8620 reviews
Who else would turn up in Hermione's fire place with his nose up in the air, but the dreaded Draco Malfoy. Malfoy ruin's Hermione's summer, and now she's determined to ruin his life at Hogwarts. RR please! It's my first fan fic....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,063 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003
Touched by Frost by Emerald Sky reviews
Draco Malfoy has just turned 25. Without a mother, his estrange daughter needs to be raised. But poor Draco soon goes crazy when the early bloomer gets her period and asks disterbing questions. Who does he turn to for help? Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Draco M.
The Potty Pals by Lo And Behold reviews
Draco goes into the bathroom after taking an antacid mistaken for a mint. Harry Potter just happened to be in there also. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong people and wrong thoughts. This story is pretty racy, but not enough to be R. Just a warning..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003
Broadway Magic by Athalia reviews
How dorky am I? Harry Potter characters sing their versions of show tunes. Now up- "Gryfindors" sung by Snape, to the tune of "Little Girls."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003
My life is a crossdressing elf by happy molecule reviews
Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Sam go to rescue Arwen from the evil clutches of Frodo complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Complete
Snaps For Severus! by Athalia reviews
Severus Snape never should have come to Thursday's staff meeting, for a horror beyond what his mind can conceive awaits him there: Teamwork building activities with his co-workers. Ths Snap Cup! (inspired by Legally Blond 2) Ch. 5 up! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Forgetfullness by Crazee Coaky reviews
Hermione is still head on studying and is so worked up, doesn't realise the ball is comming up DILEMMA! escpecially when she has to take Draco... 13th chap up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,594 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My life is a wedgie by happy molecule reviews
this really belongs under the catagory of stupidity, but since there is no such category *hint hint*, its down here. the fellowship must go on a long and arduous journey *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Complete
Snape as Harry's dad! by Voldemort reviews
Awnser to Sevetrius' challenge (sorry if spelled wrong)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The New Life Begins by Emerald Sky reviews
Draco's mother ran away about a year ago and Lucious Malfoy is dead. Draco is alone, no one there. Heather-a young women offers to take care of Draco, only one thing, shes a muggle. Heather soon decides where Draco has to go: muggle summer school...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sand, Surf and Snape by snapebelongstome reviews
Snape finds himself in a paradise filled with half-naked women but he's still miserable. Can Hermione snap Snape out of it? In response to a WIKTT challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Convict Trio and the Wings of the Heir by Voldie For Prez reviews
What starts with a fight between Lupin and Snape at lunch becomes much more. Undergone complete Schnooglization! R/R, please! UPDATE: Chapter 11! The aftermath of Gilderoy Lockhart's murder!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,067 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2002 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Big Surprise by snapeiscool reviews
This isn't the kind of surprise you'd want. Harry finds out that he and Professor Snape share a past Harry would have never expected. Very good. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/9/2002 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Talkshow Show by Agent Bambi reviews
The MWPP gang, along with Lily, Lucius, Snape and some others, are interview about some, er - rather personal questions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2002 - Published: 2/14/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Two Truths and a Dare by Son Munky reviews
Lupin invites Snape to play a game of Truth and Dare with him and the other maraders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2001 - Severus S., Remus L.
When Neville Verses Voldemort... by Taxman reviews
Does Neville have what it takes to outwit the most infamous man in the wizarding word? We'll have to see about that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2000
Trust the Dark Arts by Taxman reviews
Parody of Smash Mouth's "All Star" R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2000
Oposite Day by Taxman reviews
What the title says.... Super funny, please review. No, it's not a top ten list. I took a break =)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2000
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A Crossing of Two Worlds Take Two reviews
I've seen lots of fics with Hermione marrying Snape or Draco but none with her marrying Voldemort - so here it is - HGLV - What will Harry think?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,235 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Hermione G., Voldemort
An Unwanted Marriage reviews
The rating is only for some cursing later on. Basically this is a most unwanted marriage between Hermione and Snape - not slash i.e. because they both hate each other - question - will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Insufferable KnowItAll vs Slimy Snivellus reviews
Insufferable Know-It-All, aka Hermione Granger, and Slimy Snivellus, aka Severus Snape, switch bodies for a week - what happens? Read my friend. AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.