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Joined 02-01-13, id: 4519859, Profile Updated: 01-08-21
Author has written 29 stories for Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Codename: Kids Next Door, Fruits Basket, Transformers, Harry Potter, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Haikyu/ハイキュー, Star Wars, Hamilton, Pokémon, Be More Chill, and Elder Scroll series.

Name: Risen, or Chi.

Current Writing: MHA

Favirote writing topic: Ghosts. Almost all of my longer fanfictions revolve around Naruto seeing ghosts. Dadzawa.

Ships: I'm not really one to ship many things. So... I really only have one OTP I go out of the way to read, and thats Rhack. Also now a supporter of EraserMic, but I won't go out of way to read it, just a nice background ship. If I was better at romance stuff I might try my hand at writing it.

I tend to forget to put disclaimers in my stories so here is my disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything I write about here, I make no profit off of this and do it only for fun and to improve my writing skills.


I am no longer posting longer things on fanfiction.net, I will now probably only post one-shots. Ao3 is where my current works are now located.

Ao3 Only works:

Catzawa - Shota Aizawa just expelled an entire class of students that had no potential, and was on his way home for a well earned break when he gets bumped into on the street and ends up as a cat. It takes a few days, but eventually he finds himself in the home of Izuku Midoriya, who just wants to help the cat that looked half starved. He did not sign up for a weirdly intelligent cat that has a quirk that can erase other quirks.

Shota determines that the kid has potential, and he's not going to let it go to waste. Even if All Might was also trying to make the boy into his successor.

Problem Child - He had died. Died, leaving his students behind. But, here he was in the body of the problem child, with memories of his childhood. One thing was clear to him... He was no longer Shota Aizawa. Now he was his problem child, back in the past. An opportunity to fix things. First thing he would have to do was get used to thinking about himself as Izuku.

Willing Transfer - Izuku gets kidnapped for being quirkless, but was not as planned as the other victims. Will this lead be enough for the investigators to put a stop to these kidnappings?

Little Acts of Kindness - In which Izuku is traumatized, but pretending everything is fine. Aizawa immediately spots the red flags and starts looking into the kids past so he can figure out how to help his student. Along the way he makes several interesting discoveries.

One) Midoriya Izuku was quirkless until the day of the entrance exam.

Two) Midoriya was bullied due to his status of being quirkless.

Three) Midoriya Inko was a walking corpse of a woman.

Four) Midoriya's quirk wasn't super-strength.

(Little Acts of Kindness) https:///works/25606882
(Willing Transfer) https:///works/26021692
(Problem Child) https:///works/24690511
(Catzawa) https:///works/24620692
(You can be a Hero) https:///works/24786550
(My R) https:///works/26885593
(I'm not Famous) https:///works/26883094
(The Other Side) https:///works/26924302
(No Way) https:///works/26950351
(Shovel Talk) https:///works/27008083 (Note, this is a sequel to a story by another person)
(Sea Bass are Illegal) https:///works/27443335
(Touya Todoroki, Right?) https:///works/27537307
(God Syndrome) https:///works/27607358
(Tear It Up) https:///works/27661801
(Cancelled) https:///works/27667579


Story Status:

(Order in current importance)

All Naruto stuff is on hold.

Gosutoai: Part two complete.

Hell Cat: It's coming along. Only a couple more chapters until It's finished.

Akuma-sensei: Slowly.

Calling Upon the Shadows of the Past: Distractions ended and I wrote a good chunk of chapters. Now I am on break to work on other stuff.

Friends to the very end: Hiatus. Writers block. Recently Updated though

Son of Hircine: Slow progress.

Hyeprion Wizard: Under rewrite.

KND FICS: Abandoned for an unforeseeable amount of time.

Pokemon fics: Abandoned for an unforeseeable amount of time.

Anything else is either abandoned completed or writers block.


Co-writes:

Unconventional Missing Nin: One of my favorite story's to have written so far, It's posted by Esellyn, please go check it out.

Souls of the Heart: Kingdom Hearts story, posted under RikuKingdomHearts.


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Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,014 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
Embracing His True Self by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Tom Riddle/Harry Potter Slash. What if Harry didn't want to fight Voldemort? What if he was fed up with the light side judging him constantly and wants to be his true self? The Slytherin side that he had squashed in a bid to fit in and be accepted? Realizing he never would...what of the prophecy? Could they overcome it? Will Voldemort even give him a chance?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 94 - Words: 549,066 - Reviews: 6450 - Favs: 7,931 - Follows: 8,820 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Drunken Mistake by TheSilverboar reviews
A silly one-shot of what happens when a Drunken All-For-One makes a mistake involving a certain small green haired child and the resulting consequences.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 12/27/2020 - Izuku M., All For One, Nezu/The Principal - Complete
Eight by writer168 reviews
(The Third Hokage was dead. It wasn't enough.) Team Eight knew loss like the seals on the backs of their tongues. They'd been silenced, branded, abandoned, ambushed, left on the enemy's doorstep like a gift—unlucky was their nickname, but they would make it their trade. (The Third Hokage was dead. It was Danzo's turn.) SEQUEL TO: Hoshigaki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 152,525 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Sakura H., Shino A., Kiba I., Team Eight
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,616 - Reviews: 6846 - Favs: 9,667 - Follows: 10,303 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
The Moon is White by UnknownRegion reviews
Madara slipped away, welcoming the darkness with a small yet blissful smile playing on his lips. Maybe now he could have that drink with Hashirama... He woke up to his long-dead clan's medics fretting over him. [Madara-centric, Time-Travel fic. MadaTobi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,636 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 11/25/2018 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] Izuna U., Hashirama S.
In Willing Sacrifice by GeMerope reviews
When Harry Potter has the opportunity to erase Voldemort before the Dark Lord can resurrect, he finds out that walking a fine line between his own morality and the good of this world is more complicated than Harry could have ever imagined. Slow Burn, eventual HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 760,985 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 6/23/2018 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Viper Of Light by The Warrior Of Twilight reviews
Time-Travel. Betrayed. Replaced by his master. Dooku died by the hands of Qui-Gon's legacy, filled with regret and sorrow for his failure to save the galaxy from corruption. Now given a second chance to try everything again, will he use this gift to save the lives of countless beings in a galaxy corrupted by darkness, or has he fallen too far already beyond redemption?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,730 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku - Complete
Family Secrets by Ebenbild reviews
Every normal family has its secrets – and Petunia Evans Dursley is the head of the most normal family in the world… Watch out, Dumbledore! The Evans Family decided to wreak havoc! Nice!Dursleys Manipulative!Dumbledore somehow Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,663 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Petunia D.
Why to Sort a Student is a Horrible Job by Ebenbild reviews
The Sorting Hat needs a vacation after it was forced to sort a special student. Sadly, Albus isn't happy with the idea. Luckily, there're always old... friends (?) who are willing to help out. If the Hat had known, it would have stayed home... AU Reincarnation-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,757 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S., Sorting Hat, Founders
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,054 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 8,171 - Follows: 8,323 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
On the Wings of an Angel by MisteryMaiden reviews
All angels know that when they die, they cease to exist. All angel's know that there's no 'after' for them. Just like all angels know that God created more than one Earth. Gabriel's about to find that one of those two facts isn't as set in stone as he thought and that the true answer to one has to do with the truth in the other. Maybe dying wasn't as bad as it could of been.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 204,238 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 4,035 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 1/24/2015
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,264 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 5,130 - Follows: 5,546 - Updated: 12/1/2020 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Relics of the Past by Cyrro reviews
One day after a mission Iruka decides to take in Naruto Uzumaki. What could possibly go wrong? Well... it looks like Naruto just turned off his personal gravity. Oh, and Shisui is prone to sugar highs. Who would've guessed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 310 - Words: 519,100 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 11/30/2020 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
The new Marauders and the trickster God by JasminSky reviews
Loki the god of mischief and mayhem is bored as hell. Since the Winchester brothers are more inclined to kill him, pranking them is out of question. But wait isn't the saviour of magical Britain and son of one of his most devoted followers attending Hogwarts soon? Weren't there also twins who worship him? That sounded a lot more fun but will Hogwarts survive it? NO SLASH! fem!Lucy
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 211,847 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 11/20/2020 - Published: 2/9/2016 - [Harry P., Lucifer] Neville L., Gabriel
Friendly Neighborhood Nine-Tails by AkumaKami64 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,132 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 3,539 - Updated: 10/25/2020 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Naruto U.
Technically Quirkless by TheSilverboar reviews
ONE-SHOT. A thought about a fun over the top power that would still have Izuku be technically qirkless. It's simple, it's broken, but I'd say it's still pretty fun. Good mentor Aizawa, Bakugo getting treated the way he should have with his attitude, and an Izuku who loves getting to spar with his fellow Hero candidates! No pairings.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 224 - Published: 9/15/2020 - Izuku M., Shouta A./Eraserhead - Complete
If It Had Been The Other by Riku Kingdom Hearts reviews
Axel is the rude, cynical, coldhearted second in common of the Organization XIII while Saix is a rather quiet and tad emotionless regular member. How will Saix get along with Roxas when he is paired with him on missions? How well can Saix manage to work with this young and rather unique new Nobody?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,408 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/2/2020 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Axel, Roxas, Saïx, Xion
The T is Silent by I am Pseudonymous reviews
No one in Magical Britain seems to know how to properly say Voldemort. Here's what happens when Harry finds out. Alternate Summary: Harry could no longer contain himself and started pestering Voldemort through letters. The guy already tries to torture and kill him on a regular basis. Can't get much worse so he might as well get some entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/24/2020 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort
Chained Wings by Riku Kingdom Hearts reviews
In a world where people with wings exist, they are shunned from the world. Humanity looks down at these unique people as monsters, and think that it's better if the winged people were locked up. One day at the facility, where the winged kind are prisoners, a young blond boy is brought in to join them. But he has a wing different from the rest, a more demon-like wing than angelic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,635 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2020 - Published: 3/4/2020 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R.
How are you a Teacher? by TheSilverboar reviews
I like Aizawa as a character, I really do, although I didn't when he was introduced. This is how I wish that first day of classes had gone given Aizawa's revealed history and expulsion threat. One-Shot
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/4/2020 - Izuku M., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Nezu/The Principal - Complete
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,274 - Reviews: 5102 - Favs: 12,020 - Follows: 12,811 - Updated: 8/1/2020 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
A Clever Quirk Nerd in the Sports Festival by TheSilverboar reviews
The Sports Festival, a chance for a student to make their mark and for Izuku Midoriya to show the world who he was. But he couldn't be like All Might which just left one thing. To be himself and out think the problem, to figure out his quirk, and to be a Quirk Nerd.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 279 - Published: 7/21/2020 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might - Complete
Avengers: A Deal with the Devil by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
… or with the Norse God of Mischief. Tony has a proposition for Loki. Loki would be lying if he said he wasn't intrigued. Dark!Tony, dark!Loki. See other warnings inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 356,195 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki]
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 379,616 - Reviews: 15876 - Favs: 13,589 - Follows: 13,205 - Updated: 6/11/2020 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Petunia D.
Kakashi's Mini-me by theriku260 reviews
Just one action can set a person on a new path, and when Naruto decides that pranking Kakashi on their first meeting might not be the wisest it changes the Jinchuuriki's- and Konoha's- future forever. Slow updates!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,464 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Demon by flabbyknight reviews
My name is Naruto Uzumaki. My hobbies include proving I am not murderous cannibal, I dislike people who think I am murderous cannibal, I like people who don't think I am murderous cannibal, and my dream is to one day prove that I am not a murderous cannibal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/25/2020 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Perfectly Alien (rewritten) by SignatureDish reviews
Harry had only wanted to get the Hoover Dam tour over with, he didn't know what he did wrong. Why did that mysterious cube turn him into a robot? Had everyone known there was a huge laboratory underneath the dam? And what was going to happen to him now? Poor Harry felt lost in his little Sector Seven cell. But it wasn't all bad, at least he had Lord Megatron there to protect him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,308 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 3,475 - Updated: 5/14/2020 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Harry P., Megatron
Two Hearts, One Beat by Jdkwinxgrl reviews
One day Sora finds out he doesn't just have one heart but two. The "real" Sora died at the age of four and the combined heart of the amnesiac Ventus and Vanitas have been taking his place since then. If only they could actually remember.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,946 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/23/2020 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Sora, Kairi, Ventus/Ven, Vanitas
Smallest of the Demon Children by Esellyn reviews
A four-year-old Naruto falls asleep, and wakes up in a sewer, in front of what he thinks is a giant bunny rabbit. He was not correct. Who knew giant foxes had parental instincts? Parental!Kurama Eventual Prodigy!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,501 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/18/2020 - Published: 8/20/2019 - Complete
Souls of the Heart by Riku Kingdom Hearts reviews
Ventus had gone in to sleep within Sora's heart, but he didn't stay sleeping for long. Now Ven finds himself awake in Sora's mind as he travels along with him through his life and his adventures. Now if only people would stop telling Sora that Ventus was just an imaginary friend.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 78,063 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/6/2020 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Sora, Ventus/Ven, Vanitas
The Twilight Mansion Curse by Riku Kingdom Hearts reviews
The old mansion outside of Twilight Town has been abandoned for years, but over the years ominous legends and rumors have formed around it. Stories that a curse lies within the building. They say that all those who enter will never return again. But the can't be true… It's just a story to scare kids...right?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,494 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/5/2020 - Published: 7/25/2018 - Sora, Roxas, Ventus/Ven, Vanitas
Rise of the Dragon Child by Elia41 reviews
When the True Dragonborn is killed by the Thalmor before uncovering his true nature, Sheogorath comes up with a crazy plan and Akatosh takes some drastic measures. Now, Harry is stuck in a world he knows nothing about, with nothing to his name but a pair of glasses and a black dragon that wants him very dead. What a start...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,956 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 3,869 - Updated: 2/18/2020 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Harry P., Hedwig, Akatosh, Nocturnal
Oooooooh Shiny by TheSilverboar reviews
This is dedicated to everyone who has ever requested a story where Ash has an entire team of Shinnies.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/28/2020 - Published: 12/8/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8072 - Favs: 11,377 - Follows: 11,812 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Flaming Maelstroms by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya's unfinished business would remain that way. They'd pay for taking sensei away. Of course it would've been far easier if Naruto hadn't decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,005 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 8/25/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
You can Strangle a Man with Anything by Esellyn reviews
By Kushina - In which Kushina strangles a man with an umbilical cord.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/10/2020 - Naruto U., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8467 - Favs: 15,646 - Follows: 16,751 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 4,088 - Follows: 3,819 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 953 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge Comes At A Price by slayst reviews
Lily Potter never actually saved her son's life. No, Hermaeus Mora did it for her, at a price. The witch ended up in Apocrypha and Harry became a new dimensional anchor for the Daedric Prince of Forbidden Knowledge now standing on his shoulder. Poor, poor Wizardry World.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermaeus Mora
Trying Again by Dishon 3 reviews
After Madara kills Sasuke, He is sent back in time by The Sage of Six Paths with his memories intact. Sasuke now has all the knowledge of what transpires in the past and he, for once, gets to control his own future. How will he handle it? Time Travel Fic. Stronger/Smarter Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 274,441 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 9/16/2017 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] Naruto U., Neji H.
Threads by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Sometimes when things change there's no changing back. It's one year after the battle at Hogwarts. The school is rebuilt. Harry is returning after living alone in a haze of depression at Grimmauld Place. He finds solace in unexpected places, including the diary of the infamous Regulus Black. 8th year fic. MOD Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 11/25/2019 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Lucifer Rising by JasminSky reviews
When a heavily abused Harry Potter finds a pitch black snake with ice blue eyes in the garden his life shall soon change, but for the better? It turns out that the snake in truth is Lucifer, fallen archangel and ruler of Hell. How will the wizarding world react to their hero and saviour who befriended the devil himself? Dark!Harry, Slightly Evil!Harry, MoD!Harry, HP/Lucifer, SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,608 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 11/4/2019 - Published: 12/19/2016 - [Harry P., Lucifer] [Severus S., Lily Evans P.]
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 7,737 - Follows: 9,566 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Benefits of old laws by ulktante reviews
Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 109 - Words: 878,803 - Reviews: 6383 - Favs: 6,388 - Follows: 6,322 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Childhood's Consequences by Juishy Jay reviews
In a world where Harry Potter grows up in Surrey, but not under the roof of Privet Drive Number 4, his best friends are ruffians, and he is considered by many to be a scoundrel, Harry Potter puts on the Sorting Hat and everyone realizes that the Boy-Who-Lived is not what any of them ever expected; far from it even. Disclaimer: I own no character! That's JK! Year One! NOW COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,912 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/11/2019 - Published: 8/22/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Haemophilia (based on It's in the Blood by sakurademonalchemist) by Quatermass reviews
Since he was young, Harry was fascinated by blood. After the debacle of his Fourth Year, and being kept in the dark, Harry is taken by the Dursleys to Cheddar, where horrific and bloody events will unfold, leading to Harry joining the Hellsing Organisation...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,472 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 3,504 - Updated: 9/6/2019 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Harry P., Alucard, Integra, Seras
Of Courtship and Kidnapping by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Konohagakure has always been fairly odd in the eyes of other villages. Their old courtship rituals were just a minor part in that renown reputation, and a time-travelling Sakura takes full advantage of those.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/22/2019 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] - Complete
Caves and Other Awkward Meeting Places by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Tobirama was having a bad day. Not only had the rest of the clansmen accompanying him died, but his enemy had been spectacular with water jutsu. It might not have been unbearable if the temperatures weren't plummeting fast. Taking shelter in a nearby cave should've been simple, but like most things in his life it got complicated. Why? Nobody told him Uchiha Madara was in there too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/17/2019 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
Devil's Breath by peppymint reviews
Uchiha Izuna had too much pride to die in bed. This decision, may very well change the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 17,102 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 4/12/2018 - Izuna U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Hoshigaki by writer168 reviews
When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 208,533 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Sakura H., Shino A., Kiba I., Kisame H. - Complete
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 8,469 - Follows: 9,854 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Enemy of my Enemy by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Life was a funny thing. Harry had always known that he would be fighting against Voldemort. Light against Dark. Epic battle against evil and all that. Strange how everything he thought he knew didn't come to pass at all. Muggles... who would have thought?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 288 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B., Voldemort
ANBU's Mascot by theriku260 reviews
After signing a contract to work for the Hokage till he's "older than dirt", Naruto is drafted into ANBU. Or so he thinks. Join him as he completes "missions" in the black ops in exchange for training, including his most challenging one yet: protecting one Sasuke Uchiha at school...and wait, Iruka's a traitor? And Pein is over ruled?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,020 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sai, Shin - Complete
Be the Death of Me by Hweianime reviews
The one where Death loses one Harry Potter's soul, had a small mental break and took a vacation. A vacation as the Boy Who Lived. Because, irony. {Death!Harry, well, more like Harry!Death.} (slash, SSHP, warning: underage) STOPS AT END OF THIRD YEAR. If interested in more check out my account at AO3 (Hweianime) for the smuttier ongoing ver
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 432,941 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Edo Tensei: Resurrecting Gods by UchihaMadara2412 reviews
abandoned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Fire Dance part 1 by OtakuWorld83 reviews
Hashirama is in love .. He is so in love nothing else matters . ' Brother are you listening ? ' Tobirama asked with a scowl on his face and arms crossed, Hashirama has to admit he would strange without that pose . ' Yeah ... ' He whispers softly as he looked back at the raven haired man . Uchiha Madara .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 12/24/2018 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.]
A Shadow, a Light, and a Sky by UnknownUnseenUnheard reviews
Sora is four years old when he first starts hearing the weird voices in his head. In which Ventus and Vanitas, instead of sleeping, are perfectly awake and causing chaos in the back of Sora's head. Warning: Chapter 11 has KH III spoilers
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,606 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 12/28/2017 - Sora, Riku, Ventus/Ven, Vanitas
Hair Dye by Riku Kingdom Hearts reviews
Sometimes pranks can seem fun...but not to everyone...when someone goes around using hair dye on the Organization members, things eventually get out of hand. (There is a sequel to this story now. Sequel by TheDeadGirlRisen)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/2/2019 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Demyx, Organization XIII - Complete
Wonder Twins by ShipAuthor reviews
After the Mark Of Mastery exam, Sora, wanting to find out who the masked figure was standing next to Young Xehanort after strange things starts happening to him...What were these strange heartless like creatures that appeared when he was angry or frustrated? Why does he want to go alone.. (There will be NO PAIRINGS, just hints of KairixSora here and there. Enjoy :) Rated T incase)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,811 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/12/2018 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Sora, Xehanort, Ventus/Ven, Vanitas
The Hero I Wanted to Be by tmart.x13 reviews
Zack Fair has been trapped in the Realm of Darkness for a while. He had wandered all over and fought off countless Heartless in an effort to just survive. His fight to maintain his optimism is a tough one, as the darkness tries to creep in as he is alone. But, is he really? Who...or what else will he encounter. (Cover image by @starletheaven on Twitter. I have permission for it.)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,471 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Aqua, Zack - Complete
Forever Changed by tmart.x13 reviews
Vanitas had always dreamed of reuniting with Ventus, his other half, ever since his creation. When that fateful moment finally happens, Vanitas and Ventus try to cope with what has happened and possibly try to understand one another.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Aqua, Terra, Ventus/Ven, Vanitas
Voices whisper in my Ear by Azure-Witch13 reviews
Ventus and Vanitas are awake in Sora's heart guiding him through his adventures. Warning: Kairi/Riku/Sora ship Sorikai. Note: The third chapter has been edited.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,364 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 5/13/2018 - Sora, Roxas, Ventus/Ven, Vanitas
Changing Lives with a Bang! by melloschocolatecake reviews
I died... I know, how original. But at least I skipped the baby stage! Thanks angel! Waking up as our favorite bomber can have some interesting results. Especially when it's a girl with the maternal instincts of a mama bear. Deciding not to join the Akatsuki, and instead meddle in the last place an Iwa nin should be: Konoha. Rated T for language and violence. Si!Deidara fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 345,923 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/25/2017 - Naruto U., Deidara - Complete
Iron Infinity by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
Dr. Strange saw NO future where Thanos didn't win and wipe out the universe. Still, they valiantly try. Broken and defeated, Stephen enacts a desperate gamble, using the Time Stone to send Tony ten years into the past, right back to when he met Yinsen. Armed with foresight and terrible resolve, Tony WILL protect the planet. OR, how Tony accidentally became a God.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,610 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 9/7/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Jarvis
Rebirth of the Founders by DaSalvatore reviews
The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,094 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 5,438 - Follows: 6,595 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Salazar S., Helga H.]
Goodbye by JBGilroy reviews
Some goodbyes are heart-breaking. Some goodbyes come too soon. Join Ash as he says his hardest goodbye in his life. (t rating to be safe) (Warning: Character death) (one-shot)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 9/5/2018 - Complete
Two Hearts Become One by Jdkwinxgrl reviews
There is no Roxas now... but there is no Sora. Roxas merged with Sora, but not in the way they hoped. After staying quiet for a long time, the two confront each other and do something never done before: The merge into one heart, each having equal control. Now, he is an all new being. He is neither. He is both. (No Yaoi)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,321 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Uchiha Clan Head by Yuna Yami Mouto reviews
A different take on the forming of Konoha when people are not aware of Uchiha Madara's greatest secret that should have really been too obvious. Hashirama's an idiot, Toka and Mito are disbelieving, the world is completely unprepared, Izuna is amused and Tobirama is lovestruck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/23/2018 - Published: 8/9/2018 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Remedial Jedi Theology by MarbleGlove reviews
Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith. A canon-divergence and fix-it for the prequel trilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,170 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 5,376 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 4,050 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7632 - Favs: 11,258 - Follows: 13,203 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Imbalanced by Lioness Deity reviews
Xehanort is defeated and light reigns over darkness. Everyone's happy. But, as light reigns, Darkness is fading away at an unsafe rate. It's up to Sora and a few unexpected allies to restore balance between the two, before Darkness is gone for good.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/14/2018 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Sora, Xemnas, Vanitas
World Eater's Nephew by Dragoness' mate reviews
Lily Potter was never her real name. She was once named Yolwuldro, the little sister of Alduin the World Eater. With her husband dead and her infant son in danger, she decides to send her hatchling to her brother. Now, Harry Suthurviing goes to Hogwarts to face his destiny. WARNING: I will be bashing Ron Weasely. He might grow up and have the bashing stop, or he might not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,611 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Harry P., Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A Punch to the Heart by tmart.x13 reviews
Aqua has been roaming the realm of darkness for a long time. At some point, she encounters Terra again, and decides that she has had enough.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Xehanort, Aqua, Terra - Complete
Dark Magic and Tea Parties by Lor-tan reviews
In which Harry wants to take over the world, Tina is a miniature Hagrid, Dumbledore is failing at manipulation, and Maya is a terrible head of house. Or, Hagrid finds baby Tina in some bushes and decides to put her in the same basket as Harry, not thinking of the consequences.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Harry P., Tiny Tina
The Hidden Truths of the Village Hidden in the Leaves by Yuna Yami Mouto reviews
Starting after the trip to the Land of the Waves,Sasuke has developed a sense of overprotectivness a shinobi feels towards their partner and Naruto has to deal with new surprises daily. The secret behind the Uchiha clan massacre is revealed and Orochimaru is scared of one man. ANBU and foxes flock towards Naruto as much as danger does.A whole new take on the life of Team 7 and co
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 376,285 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Cut by Tuliharja reviews
To not repeat his mistakes and thus remember them, Tobirama decides to mark his skin with patterns. However, those patterns are made in a questionable way that will eventually lead a certain person to make sure there won't be anymore in the future. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/24/2018 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] Hashirama S. - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
We Deserve Some Respect! by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Naruto and Deidara both demand respect from their respective Uchiha. They also can't hold their liquor or keep their big mouths shut. That's bound to have some interesting results. Various pov's, but mostly Naruto's; crack fic; foul language; more warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/12/2018 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Deidara - Complete
Everlasting Nightmare by Riku Kingdom Hearts reviews
A single dream can go from good to bad at any moment. But sometimes there are just those dreams that are all bad from the start. One night Sora finds himself in one of these dreams...or really in a nightmare. (mini Soranort story. Cover image is from Tumblr user chachacharlieco's comic Nightmare)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 2/25/2018 - Sora - Complete
The Absolutely Unfortunate Harry Potter by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harold James Potter -who much prefers 'Harry' thanks- is the only utterly ordinary member of the great Potter family. He doesn't have political ambitions, or a high IQ. He isn't even tall enough to get the cereal off the shelf! There's a bitter and vengeful demon living inside of him though. That's something, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P.
Genma Shiranui: Mother Hen Extraordinaire by Varmint reviews
Years later, Genma would look back on this first meeting with mixed emotions. But at the moment it happened, he just didn't feel right about leaving a kid outside in the rain... Genma adopts the Konoha 12 in every aspect but legal. Kakashi and Raidou tease him about being a fully fledgedmother hen. The rest of the jounin don't dare mess with him though. Fluff and feels ahead!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 175,798 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Kakashi H., Genma S., Raidou N., Iwashi T. - Complete
That One Naruto Time Travel Thing by Redyoshi14 reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning to the Sage wanting him to redo his life. Something about it being too convenient.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,835 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Barn owl and snow leopard by Tuliharja reviews
"Did you know barn owls mate for life?" One-shot. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2018 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 6,234 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Itachi Has A Headache by Yuna Yami Mouto reviews
Itachi wakes up to a killer headache after a long and tiring mission to a hideout full of strange and LOUD people. Or: The Day The Akatsuki Learned To Fear A Pissed Off Itachi. Kisame is the only one spared. Light hints at KisaIta. Mostly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/19/2017 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] Deidara, Nagato U. - Complete
this is unexpected by MarbleGlove reviews
a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 6/19/2016 - E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Darth Maul, M. Windu - Complete
Rage by puppy-on-crack reviews
Harry has had a shit life. His parents were dead, he had nearly died multiple times, he is always in the news and one of his friends hates him at the drop of a hat. To make it worse now he has to face down a dragon in the Triwizard tournament. He is done. Harry is pissed and he is going to make sure that they all know it. He is taking his stand right now. Snape/omc no other pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,933 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Boredom Is Deadly by preciousann reviews
For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,543 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4300 - Favs: 11,655 - Follows: 13,757 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Learning to Fly With a Broken Wing by BeyondTheClouds777 reviews
When a freak accident leaves Hinata blind, Team Karasuno is left with the aftermath. (Cross-Posted to AO3)
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,769 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 2/17/2017 - Shoyo H., Tobio K., Karasuno
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by blackcatkuroi reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 528,021 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 3,277 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Frames by Rangrids reviews
"What would you suggest for a present? Something that would bring happy memories, remind of happy times and people, a thing that sparks positive emotions in general." "A photo, sir." FemNaru, Spin-off of HauntKage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Naruto U., Hashirama S.
Team Tobi by Lucillia reviews
Obito finds that he's not above a bit of petty revenge when he steals something from Kakashi that he knows that the man will dearly miss out of spite. Three somethings actually. Three somethings whose names happen to be Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura who are now the unwilling students of "Tobi" and unwilling Genin of Amegakure after having been taken while returning home from Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,516 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 536 - Published: 6/29/2017 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Pain/Pein, Team Seven
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 6,753 - Follows: 6,522 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 10419 - Favs: 11,335 - Follows: 11,186 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
From Uzumaki to Uchiha by UchihaMadara2412 reviews
A lot of things can happen when you mess with seals. When Orochimaru messed with Naruto's in the forest of death, an unexpected turn of events occured and Naruto becomes aware of his heritage, and trains to honor the Uchiha name...getting training from his dead ancestor himself was just a bonus. Possible AU. Uchiha Naruto. Sorta Alive Madara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,817 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/21/2017 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Cake By The Ocean : 1942 by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Riddle glanced at him sidelong. "Have I, for an unfathomable reason, acquired an unwanted pet?" Locked in his headmaster's office after the events at the ministry, Harry discovers a collection of memories revealing the childhood of his enemy...and his own. But, it is what he does with this information that matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Meeting Madness by Agareth reviews
Voldemort really had no idea what he was getting into when he summoned a Daedric lord to do his bidding.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Sheogorath
I'll See You This Weekend Right? by JayLightnStrike reviews
It's true that Oikawa has girls lining up to get a chance to even talk to him. And yet, he can't stop thinking about that little ball of sunshine that follows Tobio-chan around. Hinata, on the other hand, just wants to know what spiking a toss from the Great King is like. The solution? Weekend practices! ...This is a bad idea and Oikawa knows it. Cross posted on AO3!
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Shoyo H., Toru O., Karasuno, Aoba Jousai - Complete
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Trick Hunt by sakurademonalchemist reviews
An intervention of Odin's punishment leads to a rather...awkward...moment for a certain hunter upon his return from the Pit. Dean Winchester always assumed he was human. Now he has to deal with his abrupt reawakening as Loki, son of Odin and displaced Asgardian. The only problem? Loki was sent a few years too far, and is in his own past. Can Loki regain his former powers?
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,264 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Dean W.
Everybody Wants To Rule The World! by PseudonymousEntity reviews
We do stupid things when we're angry...like wandering the Chamber of Secrets alone in the middle of the night. Mistakes like this are easier to hide when they aren't following you around, whispering advice and invading your personal space. InvoluntaryApprentice!Harry. A basilisk wasn't the only thing Hogwarts kept locked away for centuries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,691 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Harry P., Salazar S.
HauntKage by Rangrids reviews
When Hashirama died, he thought he will enjoy afterlife, until Shinigami kicked his butt to the living realm with a task to look after Kyuubi's Jinchuuriki. Naruto on the other hand, was praying desperately for the ghost to leave her alone. FemNaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,765 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 8,335 - Follows: 5,876 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Hero by Renakazama reviews
"If I can't point this knife to others, then...at the very least, I can stab myself with it, right? It's better than I have to hurt others..." Reigen/Mob fic, contains trigger warning (attempted rape, underage, self-harm). Please forgive my bad english.
Mob Psycho 100/モブサイコ100 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Complete
Occupational Hazard by super duper spidey fan reviews
No one likes changing for gym class. For one exhausted spider, it's torture. For one egotistical jock, it's an eye-opening experience. Because really, no one should have that many scars. Especially not puny Parker. (set after "Identity Crisis")
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Flash T., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Beware of Sith Trolls by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Vader finds the first Force-Sensitive child since the purge. Naturally he has to adopt the boy, who shares the name of a rather noted Sith from the ancient past. However Revan isn't just a force-sensitive child. He's an immortal wizard who de-aged himself out of boredom and to stir up chaos. Let the fun begin. CRACK FIC
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Darth Vader, Harry P.
Anti-Quirks by YAXON reviews
Quirks tend to define a character; to take even one away would drastically change how that character acts. Who would Sasuke be without his revenge-complex? Sakura without her fangirlism? Naruto without his fixation on ramen? Crackfic! Will likely be updated irregularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,535 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Sasuke U.
Chronic Insomnia by Caridwen Angetueur reviews
Hinata Shouyou hasn't slept in months; hasn't slept properly in so long that he's been plagued with horrible, violent hallucinations and delusions for several weeks now. His team doesn't know, and he planned to keep it that way. Oikawa Toru was in the middle of smashing Karasuno into pieces when #10 hit the ground screaming. As Hinata battles for his sanity, what will happen?
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Shoyo H., Toru O. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 4,848 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
What's a Little Death Between Friends? by YAXON reviews
Madara is brought back with Impure World Resurrection during the Fourth War, and he is NOT happy. Seems like he wouldn't be able to commit seppuku now... That's it, everybody dies. Sequel to 'Til Death Do Us Part. Crackfic. Will be updated irregularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Madara U., Hashirama S.
Darn Rebellious Teenagers by YAXON reviews
Madara kicks the bucket, leaving Obito free to do his own thing. Thing about teenagers, however, is that they rarely listen and do as they're told... So Obito winds up returning to the Hidden Leaf with White Zetsu and his clones along for the ride. Crackfic. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
Death's Sullen Minion by Res CVX reviews
After defeating Voldemort for good, Harry never thought he'd have another task; least of all, one that involved working for the one who he had evaded on multiple occasions, Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,276 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Death
Something Wicked by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Petunia abandons her 9 year old nephew when his hair turns a shade of red associated with the Devil. Frightened and alone little Harry stumbles upon the entrance to Diagon Alley. There he unlocks his magic...and something else along with it. Horcrux!Harry. Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 6,017 - Follows: 5,544 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by YAXON reviews
Madara didn't know how, and he didn't want to know why, but somewhere along the line his ingenious plan went horribly wrong... Or at the very least developed an unwanted side effect. For better or for worse, Madara has a companion that will never go away, and he goes by the name of Hashirama Senju. First attempt at crackfic. No pairings. Updated irregularly, small chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Hivemind by cartoonlovah101 reviews
A practical joke played by the next generation of kids gives the adult Sector V a "delightful" shock-and a misunderstanding. (My first KND fanfic)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3789 - Favs: 10,579 - Follows: 9,943 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Rifles and Ravens by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Dean made a Deal to save Sam. What he didn't know was that the snarky Brit who showed up was no demon, but a wizard who was pretty ticked off at Heaven. He's sold his freedom to a snarky librarian who lives in the old Men of Letters bunker. Meet Raven, a wizard who's chosen a life of exile...until the angel who ruined his life makes an appearance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 3,784 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
Chosen by SoneaKyraliana reviews
What if there was more to the story of the Doctor and the Master than they let on? What if Gallifrey's destruction wasn't a selfish act, but an act of revenge agaisnt the Daleks? What if there was some unexpected people-and some that are not people at all-there to help frustrate "Saxon's" plans? Who is that teen the Daleks keep prisoner? What does he have to do with anything?Slash.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/15/2016 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., The Master, Harry P. - Complete
Slow Dancing In A Burning Room by Indigo2831 reviews
Tag to 11.9 'O Brother Where Art Thou' - "The physics in the remote realms of hell are different than in The Cage. Here, Sam can fight back." As Sam faces off against the universe's greatest enemy, Dean and Castiel rush to save him, hoping they're not too late. Dark, angsty, supsense. Warnings for violence, gore and self harm.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2016
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 718 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
Embraced by the Darkness by Brigade reviews
There is a reason why everyone wants a piece of Harry Potter; the twelve-year-old is considered a prodigy by the Wizarding World, after all. But Harry has chosen his side. The Headmaster and Minister of Magic can try as they might - Harry is a dark wizard. Now...if only he could get in touch with the elusive, recently resurrected Voldemort. Sequel to Enveloped in the Darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,355 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 3,631 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Evolve by GalacticSaz reviews
Hinata realizes a flaw in his quicks and wants to fix them. However, Kageyama sees nothing wrong with them and refuses to help. After a big fight in the gym, Hinata is expelled from school. In that time, he moves and with it, changes schools. How will Karasuno manage?
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Shoyo H., Tobio K., Hajime I., Toru O. - Complete
Identity Crisis by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The Doctor's 'Twin', his clone. Left behind to take care of Rose while the original ran off back to the 'home' universe for more adventures. But a clone can't always replace the original, and Rose isn't satisfied with the Doctor's solution. Which leaves the question: what's a double to do when you half-human and half Time Lord, with the chance to start fresh locked? Go to the past!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,577 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Harry P.
Of The Leaf by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
A month before the Chuunin Exams are set to begin, the Hokage dies of a stroke. Danzo steps up as itinerant Hokage until the Council can vote in the Godaime, and then Kakashi has to start thinking about more drastic measures. Because what he knows, and what everyone else seems to have forgotten, is that natural causes have nothing to do with shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Team Seven, Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Danzō S. - Complete
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Heaven Forbid (You End Up Alone) by Wynter Spite reviews
"I can see ghosts of people long dead. I can see ghosts of people still alive. Ghosts of who people used to be. Ghosts of who they are inside." ON HIATUS until I get my mojo back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,263 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Team Seven
Monday Mornings by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
On a beautiful Monday morning the Wizarding World was changed forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Games by hghrules reviews
*Skylox, Ssunkipz, Merome* "Sky!" Ty shouts worriedly, dropping to his knees next to me and hugging me close to him. He glances at the GameMaster. "What'd you do to him?" he growls. - "Rule number three: No rebelling against or arguing with the GameMaster."
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 81,964 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Observations by TheSilverboar reviews
This is a goofy little one-shot that I decided to write after seeing a couple of hilarious Harry Potter tumblr posts. I won't tell you what they are, as that would give it away, but it gets pretty obvious inside. Basic concept for the 'plot' (or what passes for one) is that Harry wants Voldemort to die being laughed at and humiliated rather than feared. Rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Complete
Morsus by Jessiikaa15 reviews
With all of his secrets, Harry thought he had enough going on after 4th year. Of course, it was not to be and when he wakes up from an attack he finds himself no longer human. Thrown in to a new life, Harry has to live, as well as deal with the reactions from the light and dark. He has to trust his instincts, but he is Harry Potter, of course he would be different. SLASH, DARK, OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,012 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Voldemort
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 12,807 - Follows: 13,451 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Like Him by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 774 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
The Greatest Prank by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,551 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P.
Our Absolute Balance by Ninja19 reviews
Now that Riku has been chosen as keyblade master, Sora has to step up his game to match against Riku. Even though its a difficult task. But when someone from darkness, Vanitas, offers to train Sora to get stronger, will he do it? And just what are Vanitas' intentions, to capture Sora or make him fall into darkness? Or perhaps something else? Might change rated later. Discontinued
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,455 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Sora, Riku, Vanitas
So an Uzumaki Delves Into a Scroll by Drindrak reviews
Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC, but it has its serious moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 34,337 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Back in Black by sakurademonalchemist reviews
He was sick of being lied to and sick of them. So he makes a deal with Death himself to get a second chance, all so he could finally feel love. But Death has other plans for his 'Master', and he intends to see that the two bickering children known as Lucifer and Micheal never have their fight. Can Dean recover his former status as Master of Death, or will he lose everything?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,846 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 3,770 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.
Akatsuki Babysitters by writer168 reviews
Four year old Sakura and the Akatsuki. (BEING EDITED)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,394 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Something clearly went wrong by Ann O'Neem reviews
When he tried to escape from Death's clutches, Harry hadn't thought that he would have ended like that. But here he is. Young. Powerful (duh, Savior of the world here...) and in a world full of great men that really need someone to slap them some sense in their heads. Well, Harry's up for it. Crackfic. And maybe some romance. Maybe. And a lot of slash. Surely.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,201 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harry P., Zetsu] Madara U.
For the insane and mentally retarded by eventful reviews
Oh, that poor bastard Mizuki. He should've know better than to make a certain knucklehead steal the forbidden scroll. Now, look what happened. Lots of crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 3045 - Favs: 10,435 - Follows: 12,367 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Pagans and Angels by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Sequel to Tricksters and Gods. Loki (currently hiding under his human name Harry Potter) has escaped his part of the universe and has found refuge in a new one. So he tries the world where his favorite book series happens to be set in. The only catch returning home is almost guaranteed to get him killed. Now he has to survive a world where real magic is almost impossible to find.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,449 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Gabriel, Sam W., Dean W., Loki
Angel Avenger by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Jade and the family are bored. Bored enough to take a vacation in another world! Now they're off to the Marvelverse and making waves...or they would be had they not had a mishap with the bifrost and the older pathways they were taking. Now all three groups are stranded across time and space. Can Jade find her brothers or will they have to deal with Fury first? Sequel to Jade Angel.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,356 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 4,660 - Follows: 1,586 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Unversed by Puddor reviews
The label says it all. Unversed- emotions unspoken, unexpressed. You buried them deep, and now you have to learn the hard way. Canon derivative, Sora-centric. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Complete
Hero's Bane by BlackDragon41 reviews
Steve has discovered the land of his dreams, however, it turns out that it's not at all like it seemed to be. Now he has become plagued by a mysterious figure that goes by the cursed name: Herobrine. After coming face to face with this force of evil, he will uncover the dark history of Herobrine while also trying to survive and escape his wrath. Cover by Carify.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 529,177 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Steve, Herobrine
Secrets by SapphirePhoenix69 reviews
The mysterious Herobrine has been ordered by Notch, Lord of the Aether, to watch over the human called Sky. Herobrine must make sure his identity is kept a secret while Sky has problems of his own, his two best friends ignoring him. (SkyBrine)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2015
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 9,732 - Follows: 4,557 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Wands by TheSilverboar reviews
When trying to find a job in Diagon Alley to be able to pay for Hogwarts Harry meets Mr. Ollivander and sets off a chain reaction changing his life and setting him on the path of greatness. Warning: Major Potter, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, and Dumbledore Bashing. James and Lily alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,551 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
The Hero and The Hero's Shadow by ravenpie52 reviews
What is the connection between Steve and Herobrine? This story has a different take on what it might be. {Re-edited version coming eventually!}
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Steve - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 804 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Birth of the Forest by karldin reviews
The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto? On indefinite HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,279 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 6,544 - Follows: 6,041 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Naruto U.
The Madman who became a wizard by Leonhard van Euler reviews
What if at 'The End of Time' episode, instead of being sucked back into the Time-War, the Master fell through a crack in the universe and ended up on an alternate earth, memories erased, and transformed into a baby? What if he was then adopted by the Potters and named 'Harry Potter? What if he then discovered who he really was? What if the Doctor and Clara followed him soon after?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - 11th Doctor, The Master, Clara O., Harry P.
More Important Than Power by Dragonsrule18 reviews
Set during Charizard's Burning Ambitions. What if instead of falling asleep, Ash stays awake with Charizard and helps keep Charizard awake along with Team Rocket? When a tragic accident nearly costs Ash his life, Charizard begins to re-think his priorities, and in the process, discovers what's truly important. Alternate ending to Charizard's Burning Ambitions.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Charizard/Lizardon - Complete
Demon Bounty Hunter by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Sam wasn't the only one Azazel dosed with his blood. His twin brother, Gabriel, was infected too...and left for dead in the middle of a civil war in England! Now Gabriel is back and working for the King of the Crossroads as his personal bounty hunter. Can the Winchester brothers reconnect, or will Gabriel's occupation drive them apart? Loki/Gabriel
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,938 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Harry P., Gabriel] Sam W., Dean W.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 9,104 - Follows: 10,644 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Ash's Lost Father by BannanGodis reviews
Oneshot, Ash / Giovanni ("Family Theme") Ash and Pikachu is kidnapped and held captured in Team Rocket's HQ. I know bad summary but the story is pretty good (in my opinion)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki, Pikachu - Complete
This Sucks by Pleasedial123 reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6546 - Favs: 13,452 - Follows: 8,909 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
I too want! by Tuliharja reviews
Izuna wants a partner, a pretty ring and a child if everybody else has them, but the only person available to do that with is Tobirama…Oh boy. AU, Crack, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Tobirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Jashin-Sama! by Shio-Senpai reviews
Where Hashirama is a ghost and Jashin's servant, he teaches a seven year old Naruto in the ways of Jashin. Hiruzen is in for a surprise! (Oneshot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Wall by Archerthewarlock reviews
this story follows danger, mortal, and begin. there have been reported disturbances at a place in the far north called the Wall, and Herobrine and Steve have been sent to find out what it is. what is it they find?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 753 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 705 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Seducing Senju Hashirama by Tuliharja reviews
While Madara decides to seduce Hashirama, Hashirama is scared for his life. Meanwhile, Tobirama wants to kill Madara for scaring his brother and Mito… Hmm, How is Mito involved in all this? Crackness. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 9,828 - Follows: 2,801 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 330 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
57 Under by BlackDragon41 reviews
Steve finds himself pinned and trapped 57 blocks below the surface after mining some diamonds and getting caught in a cave-in, now he faces total darkness, mobs, and mortality as he awaits for the imminent. But he is not alone in this dark abyss, he soon finds the most unexpected and unwanted of company with the one he greatly fears more than any other. Herobrine.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,352 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Steve
Broken by Batsutousai reviews
Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,511 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 4,098 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 10/2/2009 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Albus D. - Complete
The End of a Dark Lord: Rise of a Jedi by Imperial539 reviews
A what if story. What if Dooku had an extra ten seconds before Anakin killed him? Would the war end? Or would it spiral out of control and engulf the galaxy in war?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Count Dooku - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 461 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 3,580 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Spirit of the Ninja by DarkLightCaster reviews
Some of the Shinigami's essence was sealed inside Naruto when the kyuubi was being sealed, giving him the ability to see spirits that exist around him. He then ended up working for the death god himself. Now this agent of death have to deal with all kind of insanities that is thrown at him while he trying to stay somewhat sane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 140,216 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Dark Secrets by Riku Kingdom Hearts reviews
There was one very powerful girl, daughter of evil and evil herself. She will befriend a so called "mortal" who on their dangerous adventure who will learn a dark secret about herself. Both girls will also learn another secert about the both of them. They also learn that the world is in danger and the world will end unless these two can save minecraftia. DISCONTINUED
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 175 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 8,741 - Follows: 5,492 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 5,253 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
The Lies and Times of Naruto Uzumaki by Gremlin Jack reviews
A series of flukes led to Naruto graduating a year early, but passing his secret genin test when the rest of his team failed. Now he's joining Kakashi's Team 7, after having spent the year working under Ibiki Morino and his lovely assistant Anko Mitarashi. Sequel to "Ibiki's Apprentice" by May Wren.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 748 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 5,357 - Follows: 5,569 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11534 - Favs: 16,864 - Follows: 11,338 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dangerous Games by the-writer1988 reviews
Fascination with Obi-Wan Kenobi leads Count Dooku to capture the Jedi Master. Taken to Serenno, Obi-Wan finds himself caught up in a battle between two Sith Lords, enduring trials as the Count seeks to turn him and fighting to survive as another wishes for him to die... all the while Anakin seeks his missing Master. Complete!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,405 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 7,961 - Follows: 2,364 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
You're a Jerk by Puddor reviews
Sometimes, Sora can be a bit of a...well. It's occasional, but the problem is that Sora's spent enough time around actual nasty people he's developed an innate gift for being infuriating. Oneshot. I wanted someone to call Sora names, and this was what resulted. Probably a little OOC, since I have the black-haired version on my mind.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sora, Kairi, Riku - Complete
To Save Haunted Eyes: Villain - Didn't Do Him Justice by lazybum89 reviews
It's the morning of the Third Task and the Champions' families arrive but what's this…Harry's family is a man with a blue box? But who is that with him? And what do they do when Harry is whisked away by the Triwizard Cup?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,751 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - 10th Doctor, The Master, Harry P., Voldemort
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 516 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
A sacrifice worth it? by E4mj reviews
AU. ONE SHOT. The summer after the Department of Mysteries, Harry and some of the order are captured by Voldemort and Harry sacrifices all to end it. NB. AU from before this starts - Sirius didn't die, but Harry still learnt the prophecy. Rated T for torture and sex - but NOT described more than a vague idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 155 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Embracing Evil: Series 1 by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Secrets, lies and deceit are something Harry Potter has been living with for 4 years. An unmissable opportunity arises and Harry grabs it with two hands, defecting and taking on the alias of the Dark Lords own Chaos in the graveyard 4th year. Powerful and sneaky, Harry shows he really isn't the Gryffindor savior everyone believes and the Dark Lord wants him for himself. HP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Broken Shadows by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
A Little Tale In The Grand Epic Called History by I Took the One Less Travelled reviews
In which Harry Potter is adopted by the Doctor, and Amelia Pond gets kidnapped by the Master in the year that never was, and they both end up siblings, being raised by the Doctor and Rose Tyler. How will Hogwarts handle the children of the Doctor? Doctor/Master/Rose threesome, eventual Harry/Ginny and Amy/Rory.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, Harry P.
Meaningless by lilkyonkyon reviews
Even Naruto knew he wasn't the brightest, but heck, it would have taken a friggin genius to figure out why Itachi was allowing him to tag along. Slight Naruto-bashing, all in good nature. Rated for language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hoover Dam! by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Megatron
To Be Insane, Or Not To Be Insane by Roslyn Drycof reviews
To avoid becoming a Death Eater, Draco copies Hamlet and pretends to be insane. Harry acquires a phobia of performing magic, and Lockhart, who likes to be called Rooney, has a friend who's a talking wall. These three share a therapist. HPDM, humor, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hate Me by krm3DeeDee reviews
My third oneshot for Gamma Orionis's Bootcamp Challenge, theme - letter. Voldemort receives a strange letter from one Harry Potter, and he dismisses his Death Eaters in anger. Harry is happily drunk, but he's about to learn how dangerous one letter can be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5071 - Favs: 18,504 - Follows: 16,670 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Abandoned to the Cold by AnnAisu reviews
Harry, trapped with the Dursleys by Dumbledore over Christmas break, finds a snake out in the cold. After taking him in and naming him Riddle, Harry digs even deeper into his mind and into magic, encouraged by the aptly named 'snake.' Abusive Dursleys. M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,199 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
I Accept by Gnarled Bone reviews
Naruto uttered the two words that sealed Konoha's fate. "I accept." -Oneshot. Darker Naruto. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Konoha's 1 Prankster: Akatsuki Revenge by Ladytiger47 reviews
Sequel to Revenge of Konoha's #1 Prankster. What happens when Deidara and Itachi come back for their favor in the form of pranking...nothing good for the other Akatsuki members. Also who is the mysterious newcomer and who else will join in on the pranks?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
War Among Friends by PsychoBlonde reviews
The war is over but the sorrow and the pain is still there, what happens when a cabin insults both god and demi-god? Will there be a war far worse than the last one? or something else... Bitch Annabeth & Athena CHARACTERS MAJOR OC! ENJOY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Professor Monroe by Athey reviews
In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,480 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Power of Obsessive Love by Zhu Yingtai reviews
“When you’ve seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.” Nothing can manufacture or imitate love. But could a love potion create the right circumstances for an unlikely love to happen on its own? SLASH HP/LV-T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,740 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Revenge of Konoha's 1 Prankster by Ladytiger47 reviews
What happens when a prank goes very wrong. Naruto seeks revenge of course. Rated T for now but most likely will change in future chapters. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,628 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
In your dreams! by krm3DeeDee reviews
Dirty Pick-up Lines Challenge by OCDegrassi.Harry suffered a lot because Voldemort messed with his head in his 5h year. Now he lets the snake-man have a taste of his own medicine. But things never go as planned, right? HPLV slash. OOC!movie!voyeur!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Yes Hokage by Nelarun reviews
Kakashi stares at the baby that he is told to leave and like the good Shinobi he is, he murmurs 'Yes Hokage,' walks from the nursery and doesn't look back.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Give Me Diamonds by MikariStar reviews
The story of a romance between a good girl with a strong sense of justice and a gang leader aspiring to be a mafia lord. Will such a past ever be revealed to the one who came as a result? GiovannixDelia, AshxMisty, JamesxJessie
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 112 - Words: 440,060 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Delia K./Hanako, Giovanni/Sakaki, Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Even Bad Guys Have Souls by KangaRou reviews
Giovanni Rocket babysits his five year old son for the weekend, who knew such kindness exsisted in his heart? Two one-shots, may update every now and again.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 5,997 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
5 Kites by DelightfulChild reviews
just a boring summer day for numbuh 1,though,when 5 familiar faces show up,things may just become more,delightfully interesting
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2011 - DCFDTL, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Since when did Naruto know about revenge? by Fudgecicles reviews
When Naruto catches up to Sasuke at the valley of the end, instead of fighting, they have a talk about how stupid Sasuke is to run off and join Orochimaru when it is obviously what Itachi would want him to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pocket Watch that Changed the World by Athey reviews
While running through the Dept of Mysteries, Harry touches a small pocket watch. Suddenly a Harry from many years in the future finds himself in his body in the past and is faced with an opportunity to change everything. dark!harry plot bunny haitus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,358 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Naruto: Deal with the Devil by JackOfBladesX reviews
Forced into a situation that he finds unreasonable leaves Naruto with no one to turn to. He Finds no salvation in heaven, and is bound by the laws of Man. So Naruto turns to the Devil of Konoha in order to protect himself. What will happen? AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 252 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Deal With The Devil by Blood.Stained.Fingers reviews
Two-shot. AU of POA - Snape got his way and Sirius was kissed. Dumbledore wouldn't rid the world of his pet, but if Voldemort would, then Harry would be happy to do anything the Dark Lord asked of him. Beginnings of HP/LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,764 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 9,578 - Follows: 3,692 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Heartless by OmniaVanitas reviews
His little Sora has become a Heartless without his permission. Now how should I punish you, my dear Sora? Sequel to Unversed. Yaoi, Vanitas/Sora, Sora/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Vanitas, Sora - Complete
Harry Potter and the Iron Knowledge by Baronvonblack reviews
Sirius pulls a favour and gets Tony Stark to look after Harry over the summer, where he finds what could be the power the dark lord knows not as in a freak accident Tony's knowledge was copied to Harry's brain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,411 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 3,811 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
Unlikely Conversation by stofferz reviews
Itachi's eyes wandered upwards as he remembered his and his brother's childhood. "If I remember correctly..." "Really?" The blonde's face lit up with curiosity.What happens when Naruto and Itachi get to talking about Sasuke? One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guardians of the Seal by Thanathos reviews
When the Shinigami sealed the Kyuubi, there were 3 souls present that had the power to restrain the Kyuubi. These warriors were sealed into Naruto together with the beast. When the villagers awoke it, they awoke as well. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,116 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 6,008 - Follows: 2,129 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Ninja Chef Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
When young jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,598 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U.
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 161 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unversed by OmniaVanitas reviews
Terra passed the keyblade to Riku. Aqua had Kairi as her heiress. Sora is the only keyblade-wielder who never received the formal Keyblade Succession Rite...or, is it true? One-shot. Warning: containing BBS spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Vanitas, Sora - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 4,064 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15891 - Favs: 10,425 - Follows: 7,952 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Short Shorts by Kitty Smith reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle was not normally a quiet man... But he found himself speechless. PARODY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
A Trecherous Master by GabyGabri reviews
AU! what if Obi-Wan and Dooku joined forces? What would be affected by this twist of fate?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Rejected Runespoor by Tinkering reviews
Our little hero is abandoned in a muggle forest reserve where he is adopted by a lost runespoor and learns to embrace his snake side. (Currently a WIP - yes, 4 yrs later)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,507 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Force's Tempest by Elenothar reviews
Events on Mustafar happen a bit differently and change the course of galactic history. RotS AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,176 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6564 - Favs: 13,989 - Follows: 5,628 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Mount Up on Wings as Eagles by MissAnnThropic reviews
In the end, Dean said yes first.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 17,821 - Follows: 7,542 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15479 - Favs: 25,368 - Follows: 10,495 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 270 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
But for the Grace of God by Ryo-Wolf reviews
If not for the smallest of changes, it is said one can essentially become another. With such a change, how similar can Naruto and Gaara become? In a world where these two similar individuals exist, what will happen when they meet? /Not Yaoi. Female Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,841 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 339 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Great Akatsuki Art Argument! by FantasyFireDragon reviews
Almost everyone in the Akatsuki decides to join in Deidara and Sasori's argument about Art.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 251 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Victory in Defeat by Calamitynexus reviews
Giovanni has finally managed to get his hands on Ash Ketchum, the boy who had been pestering him for so long. But new information stalls Giovanni's plans for Revenge. Psychological Oneshot. Please review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 752 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Apologize by RunDiamondRun reviews
Naruto sees what everyone thinks of him and is shocked, hurt and angry. He leaves Konoha, trying to show them he can be strong. He joins Akatsuki, knowing they can help with the destruction of Konoha. Heaps of pairings. Main NaruHina. Suggestive parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,249 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Body, Mind and Soul by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter is tired of everyone who lies to him. He stops caring, and lets Voldemort take him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Team Rocket's Friendship by ShinyAeon reviews
Post-"Pop Goes the Sneasel" angst for Meowth, Jessie & James. May contain trace amounts of Rocketshipping. I'm quite pleased with this one, really.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Deceptions by Amrita Glittersong reviews
A few months after Geonosis, in a surprising turn of events, Dooku contacts ObiWan in hopes of meeting with him for negotiations. When Sidious arrives, things don't go as planned, and ObiWan ends up posing as something he never thought he would: A Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,522 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Obi-Wan K.
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Too Clever By Far by Gamana reviews
Harry finds out that he was Salazar Slytherin in a past life. He learns to live with the knowledge while teetering between unfailing loyalty and the urge to tinker with fate. Under Revision
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,796 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Biju Swap by Little Kunai reviews
Naruto and Gaara have been captured by Orochimaru and Kabuto who developed a new jutsu to make them swap demons for a week, so Orochimaru won't be bored.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Venom by Nankinmai reviews
He shouldn't have asked. He shouldn't have been curious. But who wouldn't want to know why the Potter brat was still alive after a deadly snake bite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Toxin by Nankinmai reviews
[Venom's Sequel. AU] He should have asked. He should have remembered. But who would have thought that the Potter brat's blood could be so deadly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 550 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 8,669 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Kakashi Junior by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto becomes fed up with all the cold looks he gets from the villagers, so he becomes Hatake Arashi by using a face mask and dying his hair. With his new persona can he win over the villagers and, more importantly, Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 376 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Balance To The Force by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
PostTPM AU. Newly knighted ObiWan Kenobi is sent on an undercover mission. He must find the Sith master and kill him in order to fulfill the Chosen One prophecy and bring balance to the Force...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,546 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
How to Tell the Truth from the Lies by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
AU. Very few HBP spoilers. History books say that Salazar Slytherin was an evil wizard, but a thousand years after his death, Slytherin returns to save the Wizarding World. Or something like that. A Harry is Salazar story. HPLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 168,450 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Salazar S., Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 6,444 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 264 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 619 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 203 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 954 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Trial and Error by Sangelide reviews
Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 3648 - Favs: 5,750 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
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Dimensional Traveler reviews
(Old Writing) Harry after the end of the tri-wizard tournament learns something that send him to Gringotts, where even more strange truths are revealed to him. Just what were his parents hiding? "What do you mean I'm not related to my father!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,047 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Gellert G.
Michael in the Bathroom
Michael's thoughts and actions after Jeremy left him alone in the bathroom, after being called a loser by his 'best friend' of twelve years. Open-Ended.
Be More Chill - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Published: 2/27 - Complete
Not That Dense reviews
(5 plus 1) Five times they see similarities between the twerp and the boss, and the one time they see the twerp in the boss.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki, Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō
Expecto Patronum reviews
Harry and Hermione argue about his mourning of Sirius, and Harry proves that he truly loved Sirius like the father he never had. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/25/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Gōsutoai reviews
Naruto meets a strange snake-like man, later that night he encounters a deranged drunk man who stabs Naruto in his eyes. The snake man rescues him before the deranged drunk can finish the job, he even offers to try and help give Naruto his eyes back. He does, but Naruto can no longer see colors. A month or so afterwards he starts seeing shimmers that soon develop into people. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 136,228 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Jefferson or Burr reviews
What if you had to choose? Aka, a simple reason for Hamilton to vote for Jefferson.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2020 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, T. Jefferson, J. Madison - Complete
Revenge of The Darjetii reviews
"Only Sith deal in absolutes." "That itself is Sith talk!" "Indeed." In which Anakin's entire world is flipped upside down.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2020 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Yoda - Complete
Little Monster reviews
In which Shouyou's friendship with Satori ends up changing a lot of things. Yet, the more things change the more they stay the same. Oikawa wants to upset Kageyama. Kuroo wants to make sure Shouyou isn't being bullied by Kageyama. And Satori will convince his coach to steal Shouyou from Karasuno, it just might take some time. Also posted on ao3. (On Hold)
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,390 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 3/12/2020 - Shoyo H., Toru O., Karasuno, Satori T.
Son of Hircine reviews
Harry Potter will do anything to stay away from his relatives, including running away and living in the chamber of secrets. It is there he discovers a mysterious wall with glowing words. When he accidentally activates a rune sequence and a strange voice grants him the knowledge of the words, he uses the opportunity to get away to a place where none will be able to find him. Skyrim.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 5/31/2019
You can Strangle a Man with Anything reviews
By: Kushina - In which Kushina strangles a man with an umbilical cord.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/10/2020 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
13 Days of Christmas reviews
A paradoy of 12 days of Christmas. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2019 - Complete
Iruka-Sensei reviews
In which Mizuki kills Iruka. Two-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/3/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Iruka U.
Hell Cat reviews
Madara when bored decides to train Tora. Chaos ensues as the cat weaponizes chakra and becomes more and more deadly and adept at escaping the teams sent to capture her. Enlarged claws, substitution jutsu, utilizing a biju cloak... wait what? "How the hell can Tora use the kyuubi's chakra?" Tora was a cat on a mission, her goal? To take over the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Tora
Inarizushi reviews
A young boy comes across a food stall that would change the rest of his life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Naruto U. - Complete
Born to Darkness, Born to Silence reviews
Brothers Ventus and Vanitas do not have a easy life. Vanitas cannot hear and Ventus cannot see. But together they find a way to get through each day. Finnally though one of them got a break. There is a surgery Vanitas could undergo to fix his hearing...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 5/29/2019 - Complete
Friends to the Very End reviews
Master Xehanort used the darkness to put Sora into a sleep while he plans to take over Sora's body. Inside of Sora's mind he wanders around and eventually he finds the answers to escape from the spell Xehanort has put him, but to escape he must use his own darkness to combat the spell. With the help of someone in his head he is able to escape from his deep sleep. Slow updates.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,148 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Sora, Vanitas
Calling Upon the Shadows of the Past reviews
Training to be good at taijutsu. Training to wield a gunbai. Training to master water. Becoming friends with a Uchiha boy. Naruto had a lot of things to do if he ever wanted to be strong enough to protect his precious people. Luckily he had the help of legends to guide him on his path to make his own legend. Not all spirits are helpful though, some spirits seek to harm others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,495 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Kakashi H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Team Seven
Akuma-Sensei reviews
After the bell test from hell the three newly named Team Seven have to learn to work together fast or suffer the consequences from their scary sensei. In which Naruto is already inventing his own seals, Sasuke loves explosions, Sakura gets along with a certain snake loving person a bit to well for the rest of Konoha, and two people start getting along to the horror of everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,942 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 6/17/2019 - Published: 4/9/2018 - Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S., Team Seven
Crystal Snake reviews
Anko discovers she has a bloodline. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Anko M., Guren - Complete
Creating Belief reviews
It's Hidan's final moment's and he realizes that Jashin is closer than he realized, now if only he could get Jashin to remember the fact. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2019 - Shikamaru N., Hidan, Jashin - Complete
Hair Dye: The Sequel reviews
Pranks can be great fun to do, and when one person is inspired to recreate a prank from the past, he has to make sure not to get caught like his predecessor did. Sequel to Hair Dye by Riku Kingdom Hearts. Done with permission.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 2/6/2019 - Sora
Where I belong reviews
Madara watched as his friend came to their meeting spot with a limp. He hated to see his friend so injured, but Hashirama was a stubborn boy and Madara knew it was unlikely his friend would ever leave his abusive clan. Still even if his friend never leave the Senju Madara would always be there to help him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/15/2019 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Butsuma S. - Complete
I want you for a lifetime reviews
"There's a high price to pay for all of this…. But Sora, you're done now. Your journey ends here. Good-bye Sora."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2019 - [Sora, Kairi] - Complete
Get Lost reviews
Hateful eyes, cruel words, and a roof. 'Just die please.' One-shot. 2nd chapter is a rewrite.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Rin O., Amaimon - Complete
Bodies Switch reviews
Naruto wakes up feeling a sense of wrongness, and there is a voice in his head calling himself Jashin. Now which way is Konoha? One-shot. M for Cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/13/2018 - Naruto U., Hidan - Complete
Convoluted Family: Motherly Instinct reviews
Series of one shots revolving around the ancestry of Naruto. This is Kushina Uzumaki's side of the family. Starts off with the oldest generation. This is why Naruto has so much potential. Individual warnings might be included in later chapters. Is considered complete even if there will be more one shots added.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2018 - Butsuma S. - Complete
There's no Party like a Decepticon Party reviews
Sam stumbles across a party in a warehouse. One-Shot
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Complete
One Half of Love reviews
Haru said that Black Haru wanted to give her a gift, she accepted. One-shot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Hatsuharu S., Tohru H. - Complete
Operation: FRIEND reviews
Injured and alone one member of the Team is about to be saved by an unlikely group. Just a One-Shot. Friendly Realization Is Ending No Delight
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Complete
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