Author has written 1 story for Legend of Zelda.
Clearly I am a crotchety old man unfamiliar with the ways of the internet, because I cannot figure out how to do anything on this site. FORGIVE ME PLEASE, for any faux pas I may commit.
I will update as quickly as I write/edit (who am I kidding I don't edit) so if a chapter takes me a day to write, you'll get it in a day, if it takes me fifteen minuets you can bet it will be up here in fifteen minuets. Otherwise I will try to update my stories at least weekly, (life permitting)
I'd love to hear any advice, corrections, questions, queries, requests, or especially plot speculations you might have for me!
Fun Facts about your author:
I swear unabashedly all the time.
I will eat any fruit with the skin still on it. (no not coconuts, are you crazy? are they even fruit?)
I think you are fucking rad.
I secretly hope you think I'm fucking rad too.
I also draw!
I am secretly a beetle in a person suit.