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Joined 02-02-13, id: 4521246, Profile Updated: 02-08-15
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Dr. Seuss series.

The motto I try to follow in my stories is "Strive to be different." I get inspiration from a great many other excellent fanfictions, but will frequently take my stories in a different direction for no other reason than to do something new.

I also write and very slowly. Be warned.

I post my stories on AO3 as well: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Endgames

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 114-116, Shut Up and Do the Impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 116 - Words: 630,572 - Reviews: 28685 - Favs: 15,516 - Follows: 14,273 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,082 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 7,002 - Follows: 7,619 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12856 - Favs: 16,016 - Follows: 14,799 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 5,029 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
A trip to Egypt, an attempt to find new purpose for their friend results in Ron and Hermione losing her entirely, and gaining back something new... and something very, very old. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,806 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 4994 - Favs: 6,063 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Jamie Evans and the Lonely Queen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
From the Journals of the Nerevarine by LordsFire reviews
The tale of one of the greatest heroes of Men and Mer, as told by himself before he became known as such. Journal-format Novelization of Morrowind.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,163 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Nerevar Indoril, Caius Cosades
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. DARK and NOT for children. fem!bisexual!Harry, minor fem!Harry/Viktor, eventual fem!Harry/Luna, powerful!Harry, James and Lily are alive, twin is BWL, year 4, less cliched than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,334 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6734 - Favs: 8,224 - Follows: 6,560 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4955 - Favs: 4,298 - Follows: 4,886 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13081 - Favs: 15,973 - Follows: 13,274 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 3,096 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5327 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 6,170 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 5,797 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Restoring Hope by alchymie reviews
11 years ago, after a year in hiding, the Trio destroyed the last Horcrux and defeated Voldemort. Only Ron survived, holding a baby girl named Hope. Years after the end of the war, that same girl discovers a few things that rock her world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,807 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5843 - Favs: 5,989 - Follows: 3,367 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome to Hogwarts by InMyJazzShoes reviews
Harry Potter, tragic hero, and Hermione Granger, unpopular bookworm, may not know each other at first, but they have one big thing in common: they don't sleep out of fear. Will they learn to overcome their fears or stay awake?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,752 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 9,540 - Follows: 4,179 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 7,835 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5284 - Favs: 9,374 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing and Standing by Crazy Mishka reviews
AU. Harry meets a deaf Hermione in 4th year and comes to realize that part of Growing up is Standing up. Luna, Neville & Hermione become his friends, and he grows more into the thoughtful man he will be as long as she's by his side.[social mess, stigmas]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 6,476 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Promotion reviews
Harry is "the" one with "the" power to defeat the Dark Lord. As in, the only one with the ability to do so. Featuring everyone being a bit smarter, and an education system that makes more sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/8 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Scholar's Mate reviews
What could have happened if people were a little smarter? Or just a little different? My collection of one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,733 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P.
Bidirectional - The History and Culture of the Zax reviews
How did the Zax evolve? How do they get food when going in only one direction all their lives? What are they really like? This is an attempt to extrapolate, in rhyme, how the species might survive.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Complete