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Joined 02-02-13, id: 4521508, Profile Updated: 03-30-17
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Boxcar Children, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Hey, my username is TrulyWarpedReality. I claim the title "Queen of late updates".

I write to treat my verbal diarrhea. In real life,

I write as the mood strikes, and if I post a story it means that I already have substantial plot work done on it.

Current Works in Progress include: Maximum Ride and the Hunger Games crossover (10,000 words expected 15-30k), A Percy Jackson one-shot (No writing done D: expected 5,000), Fablehaven (No writing done D: expected 30-40k)

Currently, I use no beta, keep that in mind when reviewing my stories. With that being said, I do like finding errors in my chapters and I do gleefully accept constructive critism.

Updates will be irregular. Very irregular. Might as well get

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Harry Potter and the Once and Future King by Sorceressoftheshire reviews
As Harry Potter starts his fifth year at Hogwarts, he has to deal with romance, OWLS, and defeating a dark lord. Although his new Defense teacher seems pretty strange too. Will the mysterious professor be able to help Harry save the wizarding world? When the most powerful wizard in history returns after 1000 years, things are bound to get crazy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,278 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Harry P., Merlin
Talk Sense to a Fool & He Calls You Foolish by Theriechenbachevent reviews
The founding of Hogwarts comes at a price when Arthur exiles Merlin for having Magic. Circumstances force Merlin to live as a woman and ends up becoming guardian to 4 small children. Years later, his path crosses with Arthur again. But with the memory of betrayal so fresh in their minds, can they over come the prejudices built over years of distrust and hatred?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,009 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Founders, Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
Rules of the Road by wehaveaproblem reviews
A normal Hogsmeade weekend takes a turn for the worse when Ron gets bitten by a homeless person and inadvertently starts a zombie apocalypse at Hogwarts. Fearing the worst, Dumbledore banishes Harry to an unknown land: Panem. As Harry tries to find his way back to Hogwarts, he ends up making a couple friends along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Harry P., Katniss E., Gale H.
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 4,613 - Follows: 1,506 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
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Birds of a Feather reviews
Katniss finally "snaps" when her family is killed. It happens at a most inoppertune time. Katniss Mellark is president. All of Panem, and the flock watches in horror as Katniss enacts her revenge on the world. Max and Katniss clash. Mostly Canon. Rated for Mild Language.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Max, Fang, Haymitch A., Katniss E.
Mary-Sue Catastrophy
A lady from our world is thrust into the Harry Potter Universe by Dumbledore. She knows very little about the hidden magical society. Things go terribly wrong. A Mary-Sue Parody One-Shot. Rated for suggestive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Albus D., OC
Train of Misery reviews
Grandfather dies. Describes events leading up to his death and the after-effects. Character death. Rated for graphic violence. May disturb reader. Oneshot. Somewhat of a crackpot.
Crossover - Boxcar Children & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Count O. - Complete