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Joined 02-02-13, id: 4521508, Profile Updated: 01-28-14
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Boxcar Children, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Hey, my username is TrulyWarpedReality. I claim the title "Queen of late updates".

I write to treat my verbal diarrhea. In real life, I can't be eloquent. My brothers will validate my claim. They help do plot work for most of the stories, and I just put it to paper.

I do enjoy writing non-canon stories. If you read one of my works, like "Birds of a Feather", and it doesn't seem to be that crazy, consider this a warning. It will not stay that way for long.

Harry Potter (obviously this one is a favorite)

Ender's Game

Fablehaven (not well enough recognized)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Sister's Grimm (an old favorite)

Maximum Ride (disappointed by the last book)

The Hunger Games (so many possibilities)

I write as the mood strikes, and if I post a story it means that I already have substantial plot work done on it.

Current Works in Progress include: Maximum Ride and the Hunger Games crossover (10,000 words expected 15-30k), A Percy Jackson one-shot (No writing done D: expected 5,000), Fablehaven (No writing done D: expected 30-40k)

Currently, I use no beta, keep that in mind when reviewing my stories. With that being said, I do like finding errors in my chapters and I do gleefully accept constructive critism.

Updates will be irregular. Very irregular. Might as well get used to it.

I write outside of Fanfiction, in fact I'm in the process of editing a 65,000 word science fiction manuscript that I hope to be able to show to people by this summer. So yeah, that takes precedence over my fanfictal bowel movements.

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Rules of the Road by wehaveaproblem reviews
A normal Hogsmeade weekend takes a turn for the worse when Ron gets bitten by a homeless person and inadvertently starts a zombie apocalypse at Hogwarts. Fearing the worst, Dumbledore banishes Harry to an unknown land: Panem. As Harry tries to find his way back to Hogwarts, he ends up making a couple friends along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Harry P., Katniss E., Gale H.
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
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Birds of a Feather reviews
Katniss finally "snaps" when her family is killed. It happens at a most inoppertune time. Katniss Mellark is president. All of Panem, and the flock watches in horror as Katniss enacts her revenge on the world. Max and Katniss clash. Mostly Canon. Rated for Mild Language.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Max, Fang, Haymitch A., Katniss E.
Mary-Sue Catastrophy
A lady from our world is thrust into the Harry Potter Universe by Dumbledore. She knows very little about the hidden magical society. Things go terribly wrong. A Mary-Sue Parody One-Shot. Rated for suggestive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Albus D., OC
Train of Misery reviews
Grandfather dies. Describes events leading up to his death and the after-effects. Character death. Rated for graphic violence. May disturb reader. Oneshot. Somewhat of a crackpot.
Crossover - Boxcar Children & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Count O. - Complete