NoroLimAsfaloth
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Joined 09-08-03, id: 452480
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Days of Our Lives.
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10/13 WOW, I haven't updated this in a long time. I think the only thing that I'm going to bother to say is that I now despise anime, although I am not going to change this profile, unless I get incredibly bored one day. I am WAY too lazy to pick out all that anime crap and delete it. The only thing I'm going to update is my quotes.

6/19 Ah, okay, I see now. Alright, to the masses of people that wait in anticipation for my bio to update each day, here's something to gossip about that'll actually help someone instead of putting them down: "kikoken" or "xXXkIkOkEnxXx" ONLY in anonymous reviewer mode, is a moron, loser, idiot, and everything and anything else you can add to that list. She's a fraud, all she's doing is, for some reason, trying to ruin the real Kikoken's reputation by pretending to be her. Ignore her, don't have conversations with her, tell everyone you know to expose her. Have fun.

6/18 -bursts out laughing- Anger management problems, kikoken? Now, you wouldn't happen to be the same "xXXkIkOkEnxXx" that wrote "A Strange Crush", would you? And if you're not, you must be one of her little friends who was put up to flame my stories with your oh-so-constructive reviews. It's obvious that you probably didn't even bother to read the actual stories, you just wrote some crap to unleash your anger at me. Now, let's analyze this. Why are you, or your little friend, angry at me? I've looked in to this, and after seconds of searching, I remembered the story that I DIDN'T EVEN FLAME's review that I had written. It was called, whadayaknow, "A Strange Crush," but written in weird caps. Now, I actually told the author what I thought was wrong with her story, unlike you, kikoken, unless you happen to be the same person. Then I told her/you what was wrong with her/your story. I wasn't even mean, but she/you just had to exagerate my questions and advice to such a level that she/you just had to flame my stories. Now, I don't mind flames, I give plenty out myself. But if you're going to flame, at least have a decent reason to do it.

Hey, I'm Halo. I now have two stories up: my math extra credit project that I decided to put up just because, and my soap opera parody that me and Pirate Monkey wrote at a sleepover. Have fun with them, they're both humor.

I usually only review stories that I flame, or are exceptionally good. I rarely take the time to try and save fics that have some potential. I flame quite often, and I don't care if you think your story "rxs t hse" or "iz btr thn u". You can e-mail me all you want, and argue with me over pointless matters, but I don't care. I won't back down, and you won't win.

Lord of the Rings

Favorite Characters(in order):
1. Aragorn
2. Arwen
3. Faramir
4. Haldir(Dang it PJ, why'd you kill him! Why!)
5. Legolas
6. Galadriel

Favorite Horses(in order):
1. Asfaloth(YAY!)
2. Shadowfax
3. Brego
4. Bill
5. Firefoot(I know he wasn't mentioned in the movie, but he's Eomer's horse and he's a really pretty dark gray, my favorite color of horse)
6. Snowmane(Poor horse...)

Favorite Race(in order):
1. Elves
2. Men
3. Hobbits

Star Wars(I-Phanton Menace, II-Attack of the Clones, III-Revenge of the Sith, IV-A New Hope...etc.)

Favorite Characters(in order):
1. Obi-Wan(they screwed with his hair in II and III)
2. Mace Windu
3. Yoda(of course...)
4. Padme(ONLY in I, and sort of II, she sucks in III)
5. Anakin(ONLY in III, he sucks in the others, especially II)

Favorite Weapon(in order):
1. Lightsabers(obviously; blue's the coolest, followed by purple)

Favorite "Episodes"-I can't do the old ones because I haven't seen them all; yes, I know it's sad, I'm working on it(in order):
1. Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
2. Episode I: The Phanton Menace
3. Episode II: The Attack of the Clones

Characters That Need To Die(in order):
1. Darth Sidius(Palpatine)(UGH! I hate him. He's so ugly... and stupid... and annoying...)
2. Anakin(ONLY II and sort of I)
3. Padme(ONLY in III)
4. General Grievous
5. The Seperatist Leader-dudes

Napoleon Dynamite

Favorite Characters(in order):
1. Napoleon
2. Tina
3. Kip
4. Deb

Favorite Quotes(in order):
1. "Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!"
2. "Flippin' sweet!"
3. "You guys are retarted!"
4. "Peace out."

Favorite Scenes(in order):
1. The dance scene(at the end)
2. Napoleon's suit
3. Uncle Rico's video
4. Feeding Tina
5. Rex-Kwon-Do

Greatest Anime Character Ever Created:

Seto Kaiba

YuGiOh

Favorite Characters(in order):
1. Seto Kaiba(So far above everyone else it's ridiculous; he should be in a class of his own. You know what, I'm going to do that.)
2. Yami(The Pharoah)
3. Duke Devlin(I guess...)
4. Serenity Wheeler(I guess...)

Favorite Duel Monsters(in order):
1. Blue Eyes White Dragon(My favorite by a good deal.)
2. Blue Eyes Tyrant Dragon
3. Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon
4. Dark Magician
5. Timaeus, Critias, and Hellmos(Yeah, I know it's 3 monsters, but I like them all the same, and the 3 of them just fit together.)
6. Red Eyes Black Dragon

Favorite Pairings(only Seto/Serenity is in order, the rest isn't really in an order):
1. Seto/Serenity
2. Joey/Mai
3. Duke/Serenity(It's kinda funny)
4. Seto/Ishizu

Favorite Companies(the last two aren't really in order):
1. Kaiba Corp(Of course. It's also ridiculously above all the others.)
2. Dungeon Dice Monsters
3. Industrial Illusions
4. Paradias

InuYasha

Favorite Characters(in order):
1. InuYasha
2. Miroku
3. Sango

Favorite Weapon/Attack(in order):
1. Wind Tunnel(Miroku)
2. Wind Scar/Scar of the Wind(Inuyasha)
3. Hiraikotsu(Sango)

DragonBall Z

Favorite Characters(in order):
1. Gohan
2. Videl
3. Trunks

Favorite Sagas(in order):
1. Great Saiyaman Saga
2. World Tournament Saga
3. Cell Games Saga

Favorite Pairings(in order):
1. Gohan/Videl
2. Trunks/Pan(It doesn't even make much sense, but whatever.)

Fruits Basket

Favorite Characters(in order):
1. Kyo
2. Hatori
3. Shigure

Characters That Need To Die(not really in order):
1. Momiji
2. Hiro
3. Ayame
4. Akito
5. Kagura

Favorite Zodiac Forms(in order):
1. Hiro
2. Kagura
3. Kyo

Most Depressing/Miserable Pasts(in order):
1. Hatori
2. Momiji
3. Yuki
4. Kyo

Fushigi Yugi

Favorite Characters(in order):
1. Tamhome(by far)
2. Chiriko?
3. Miaka?

Favorite Pairing:
Tamahome/Miaka

Anime(Overall)

Pairings That SUCK(this is going to be kind of long):
Any Yaoi/Yuri, especially the following 5:(Any)
Seto/Joey(YuGiOh)
Marik/Malik(YuGiOh)
Bakura/Ryou-SEE Pirate Monkey's soon-to-be-posted parody(YuGiOh)
Yami/Yugi(YuGiOh)
Hatsuharu/Yuki(Fruits Basket)(Okay, ew.)
Seto/Tea(YuGiOh)
Seto/Mai(YuGiOh)
Seto/OC(YuGiOh)
Anyone/Rebecca(YuGiOh)
Bakura/Ishizu(YuGiOh)
Any Incest, especially the following 3:(Any)
Seto/Mokuba(YuGiOh)
Joey/Serenity(YuGiOh)
InuYasha/Sesshomaru(InuYasha)(Ugh.)
Sharpener/Videl(DragonBall Z)
Miaka/Hotohori(Fushigi Yugi)
Kikyo/Anyone(InuYasha)(I hate her.)

General Info

Name: Halo...

Age: Younger teen.

Gender: Female...

Siblings: I'm an only child.

Pets: Dog-Bud, a yellow lab and Guinea Pig-Arwen, a tan American.

Favorite shows: Joan of Arcadia, LOST, 8 Simple Rules, Complete Savages, Friends(this doesn't include anime, keep reading for that)...

Least favorite shows: Spongebob, pretty much every show on Nicklodeon, Mucha Lucha(I HATE THAT SHOW!), any soap operas...

Favorite Animes: Yu-Gi-Oh, DragonBall Z, InuYasha...

Favorite Mangas: Fushigi Yugi, Fruits Basket, InuYasha, YuGiOh, Angelic Layer, Wolf’s Rain...

Favorite movies: All 3 Lord of the Rings, Napoleon Dynamite, All Star Wars except Attack of the Clones, Moulin Rouge, (-bad British accent-)Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Bend It Like Beckham, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Princess Bride, Cool Runnings...

Least Favorite Movies: Treasure Island(-snickers-), anything with Hilary Duff... Nothing else comes to mind at the moment, but I know there’s something else out there...

Actors: Ewan McGregor, Elijah Wood, Toby McGuire, Liv Tyler, Kiera Knightely, Johnny Depp(and no SAM, I don't think he's hot), Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Jonathan Rhys Meyers...

Least Favorite Actors: Orlando Bloom, Ashton Kutcher, Hilary Duff...

Bands/Singers: Relient K, Green Day, Ryan Cabrera, Hawk Nelson, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, Queen, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin...

Sports: Horse-back riding, volleyball, soccer...

Oh yeah, I'm a Christian. I'm not a religious freak; and I don't care if you're an atheist, an evolutionist, or a Muslim. I'm not going to treat you any different than if you were a Christian. Okay? And I'm with Pirate Monkey on this one, I get really mad at people who make fun of the Bible and/or Christians.

And now for a quote from Pirate Monkey's bio that cracks me up(and that I totally agree with):

"Most Christians don't run around screaming "HOLY HOLY HOLY YOU SERVE JESUS AND GET HEAVEN! BOW BOW BOW!" Well, with the exception of my crazy principal, who may in fact have something wrong with him..."

Anyway, my youth group rocks. I can't really say where it is, but it's the best youth group EVER. Thank you Evan and Richie for telling me about it, and Pirate Monkey for convincing me to go.

Yeah, so, that's me.

Quotes

"Take it from me...keep living day by day. Forget the forgettable yesterdays, live the day like its the last, and don't wait for the coming events; just make your own."
~Kristen Garubba

"Live in the moment, don't let anyone tell you different."
~Me(influenced by some thing I heard...)

Anakin: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.
Obi-Wan: Your new Empire?

"Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes."
-Obi-Wan Kebobi

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."
~Lady Galadriel

"There is always hope."
-Lord Aragorn

"...your friends are with you."
-Legolas Greenleaf

"Only those that can see the invisible can do the impossible."
-Author Unknown

"It's not about how hard you fall, it's how quick you get up."
~ Kristine Lilly

"Coach us like men, treat us like women."
~Mia Hamm

"May the horse be with you."
-Relient K

Quotes of My Friends and I

Sam: Admit it.
Me: Admit what?
Sam: You know.
Me: Know what?
Sam: Your undying love for Johnny Depp.
Me: For the last time, I am not in love with Johnny Depp!
Sam and Julie: She's in denial!

Alicia: Look at my angst!
Me: What is it with you and angst!
Alicia: It makes me happy!
Me and Sarra: Ugh...

Sarra: ..honestly Kevin, you're not going to get anywhere in life if you're grey and ugly.
Me and Alicia: -cracks up-
Haylee: What the heck?

Julie: Me and Sam went to a Harry Potter party last night.
Cheyanne: Oh cool, I wanted to go to that! I was gonna be Hermione.
Julie: Sam was Hermione.
Cheyanne: Oh. Did you sing the "Weasley is our king" song?
Julie: No, but I will now.
Weasley is our king, Weasley is our king...
Me: Shut up!
Julie and Sam: Weasley is our king...
Me and Alicia: SHUT UP!
Julie, Sam, and Cheyanne: Weasley is our king...
Me and Alicia: We're moving. -move to another table far away-
Julie, Sam, and Cheyanne: Weasley is our king...

Sarra: I love Sheep! Sheep Rock!
Me-nods- I know.
Sam, Julie, and Cheyanne-are completely oblivious-
Alicia-whispers- Sheep?
Me-rolls eyes- You forgot again?
Sarra: Sheep...

Alicia: PIRATE! PIRATE IS HOT! HOTTIE! He's the hottie!
Me: Yes, I know...
Alicia: Fomgfhe! There he is!
NeeCee: Pirate's such a hottie...
Alicia: -foams at mouth and lunges forward-
Me: -grabs her- CALM DOWN!
Alicia: He's MY hottie! MINE!
Me: -shakes head-

Me: -stares at Blue off in the distance-
Sam, Julie, Sarra, NeeCee, Brigitte: -are completely oblivious-
Me: -sighs silently and looks back at my friends-
Alicia:I hate you! I hate you!((inside joke, she doesn't mean that...))
Me: I know...
Alicia: -grabs my arm- Awww... are you sad?
Me: I'm fine...

Kelli: I need a hug.
Me: You always want a hug.
Kelli: But you never give me one!
Me: So...?
Kelli: Give me a piggy-back ride my attack emu!
Me: Ugh...

Kellie: So I was listening to The Used last night, after I was talking to thatoneperson. Then I felt sad, 'cos he was talking to his girlfriend, so I put in The Matches.
Me: Oh I've heard of them... I've never heard them before, though.
Kellie: You've NEVER heard The Used before?
Me: Uhm... no...
Kellie: Ah! Don't talk to me until you've heard them!

Me: Why is there a cactus-AAH! -jumps back- It's a squirrel! It's dead!
Sarra: Huh-ew! -jumps back-
Me: EWW! That's disgusting!
John: -goes over and picks it up by it's tail, but the fur comes off and it falls-
Me: EEEEEWWWWWWWW!
Whole Group Except John: That IS disgusting. You're sick.

Maria: I have to go..
Sarra: Your mom has to go.
Me: The devil has to go...

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ForgetMeNot by emmablk1 reviews
You want me to tell my story? I don't think you can handle it...To make a short story short, I was fed up with seeing too many FrodoSams on the site, so I sat down and wrote what would happen if a girl hobbit went on the Fellowship. Chapter 13 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,150 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Frodo B.
A Meeting of Equals by charis100 reviews
An elleth travels to Lothlorien and has a run-in with the March Warden. A clash of personalities - or of hearts?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Haldir
Coffee Girl by Peacewish reviews
It began with a simple need to escape, but with her it became so much more. Can you fall in love with a girl when you don't even know her name? Seto/Serenity
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,666 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
If You Need Her by Scribe Figaro reviews
What if you had a second chance at life? What if you could carry only a single name from your own grave? A determined Miroku searches for Sango, his only link to the life he once had. COMPLETED!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,018 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Some Dreams do Come True by Boombubble reviews
After being lured onto the spaceship of the evil space pirate Kashunari, the Z-fighters return home to the Earth completely devestated... Not to mention inadvertently releasing the fabled Majin Buu in the process.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 298,260 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Gohan, Videl
The Great Sharpener Man by Anonymoose reviews
Sharpener gets ahold of a certain watch! A sensational adventure is in store for you. ***Here's CH8. Er...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,520 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Gohan, Videl
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Your Daily Soap Opera In Short reviews
A short parody on soap operas in general, with two random characters from 'Days Of Our Lives.' Also written by Pirate Monkey.
Days of Our Lives - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004
60 Mushrooms! Wait reviews
I swear you'll never know more about the number 60. Math story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/23/2004