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Joined 02-04-13, id: 4524917, Profile Updated: 10-02-13
Author has written 7 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Criminal Minds, Leverage, and Monstrumologist series.

About Me:

My name is Marceline and the three words usually used to describe me are: Russian, goth, and awesome.

I am turning 20 this month. This makes me want to sob bitterly.

My main emotions are anger, sadness, and hopeless love.

I have a huge crush on a man who does not exist. Or he MAY have existed.
Just maybe.
Depends on who you chose to believe.

Music is my favorite thing ever. I am not gonna lie.

My obsessions include Night Vale, The Monstrumologist series, Black Butler, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, and Siberia.
I also enjoy Adventure Time (THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY NAME).
Also Ian Somerhalder.
Because hot. Damn.
-but my heart belongs to Pellinore Warthrop which is something you should find really pitiful-

I act about 12 times smarter than I actually am.

I am so tall that people who know my height before my gender assume I'm male.
I am 6'1. Not a dude.

I'm one of those raving social justice people, and though it gets tiresome if you piss me off I will relentlessly attack you in a passive yet angry comment.
To which I should add I sound passive a lot, when in reality I'd like to bash your fucking face in.

That's only if you're an assbutt though; if you're nice I'll totally braid your hair and bake you cookies.

English isn't my first language, so if I use tools wrong or word things strangely, I apologize for that.

I think Victorian stuff is the shit.

My Father is insane.

I have a cat who will fight for lap space with my laptop, and a dog with the IQ of a rock.

Sometimes I mistake bits of grime on my computer screen for punctuation.

About my stories:

I mainly write Monstrumologist and Criminal Minds fanfics, but I swing focus every so often :)

Me Being Friendly:

I'm always open to suggestions (whether it be for writing or reading), and I'll proof-read, read, and/or review something of yours if you'd like me too:)

I am also open to collabs on stories, so feel free to ask for those as well!

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Running Around In Circles by DarkHououmon reviews
Yakko had never thought twice about pulling pranks on people he deemed his 'Special Friend'. What happens when he picks the wrong target and finds himself now the victim? Rate T to be safe.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,912 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Yakko W. - Complete
The Peculiar Tale of Mister James Henry and Doctor Pellinore Warthrop by Firegirl210 reviews
"It would not be an exaggeration to say my father had worshipped Dr. Warthrop." And it would be a grievous lie to say the doctor was indifferent to him. This is the story of James' devoted service to doctor Warthrop, the bond which they shared, the adventures upon which they embarked, and the true nature of James Henry's death.
Monstrumologist series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
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The (Mis)Adventures of Pell and James
I wrote a lot of slash one-shots recently, mainly of Pellinore and James. So I am publishing them here in a collection for your enjoyment. .
Monstrumologist series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2014
25 Short Stories reviews
(a part of the 100 Short Stories challenge) 25 tales of mini adventures, sentimental surprises, romantic moments, awkward conversations, and just downright silly and weird stuff that falls out of my brain.
Monstrumologist series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
In this Hunger Games esque story, a younger Marshall Lee falls for a human girl named Judy. But when Dante the Vampire King reveals the existence of the monster species (vampires, lycans, and fae) and starts a game with the humans, Marshall is forced to fight for Judy's life, his own life, and the lives of all others; monster and human alike.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,768 - Published: 10/7/2013
A Fangirl's Guide To The Monstrumologist reviews
What you need to know about one of the best books of all time!
Monstrumologist series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Complete
A Dialogue With No Name reviews
An awkward and weird thing where Rossi does awkward and weird things.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - D. Rossi
The Thief With One Name
A one-shot about Parker's first "true" theft.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Parker - Complete
Wedding Bells reviews
Fionna is about to get married to Gumball, but an undead creature with a lovely voice is there to change everything... or ruin it. Either way is fine by him, really. (Told from the POV of Cake)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Cake, Marshall Lee - Complete