Phantom Joker's Revenge
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Joined 02-04-13, id: 4525434, Profile Updated: 02-07-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Harry Potter.

My name, well, it's best for everybody involved, that you don't know it.
You may call me Phantom Joker.
My revenge, is on the world.

I work part time in an insane asylum...If by work part time you mean, sit in a padded cell, and by sit in a padded cell, mean read comics with the Joker and Scarecrow in them, then yes, I work part time in an insane asylum.

I'll give honest feedback if asked. Don't expect fluffy bunnies from me.
Expect bloodhounds. ;)

My favortite fandoms include:

Harry Potter. (seriously, there are some very sexy death eaters.)
Phantom of the Opera. (Because Erik is the best antihero)

Twilight. Now this one is difficult to include, because the books really, weren't that good. (dont hate on me, twihards) But there are so many great characters (Jasper, Sam Uley, the Volturi) that SM left so unexplored, that I like reading fanfiction about these. Oh, and no weak Bella.

And, anything containing the DC verse, or Marvel verse. Especially villains.
Come on, the Joker? Bane? Loki? three words for ya'll. Sexy. As. Hell!

Check out my stories and leave some feedback!
And if you know any good fanfiction pertaining to the ones mentioned above, please tell me!

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Battle For Your Heart by rusticheart reviews
Bella leaves with Alice for Volterra, Italy, to save Edward from his pathetic and suicidal display of love, but crosses paths with a vicious leader. All is fair in love and war. Set in NM. Short fic? Lots of Lang. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bella, Caius
A Place I Belong by EJ 12212012 reviews
Life has never been easy for me, and the drama that came with my decision to join the Volturi was nothing. Within a week of joining, I was falling for my Master, leading the Volturi Guard, and trying to save the vampire world as we know it. One thing I'm sure of, is that things are only going to get worse from here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,866 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - [Aro, Bella]
Bloody Rose by Lolita The Gothic reviews
The Cullens and Bella's return to Forks is short lived. Because things don't return to normal when Bella caught the interest of a twisted Volturi king. (Mature Content & explicit language)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,841 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Caius, Bella
A Date with Destiny by Annabeth Volturi reviews
After Edward left Bella slowly moved on with her life, & with the help of her 2 friends Jessica & Angela she developed a new confidence.But her life changes a year later, when Laurent returns as a messenger for a powerful vampire who happens to be Bella's ancestor, and said ancestor knows Edward wasn't Bella's true mate.Who is this new vampire, & who is Bella's mate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,448 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Marcus, Bella - Complete
Beloved Secret by IExistInLaLaLand reviews
Bella isn't Edward's mate and she knows it. What happens when the Volturi come for a surprise visit. What is Bella hiding?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,881 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Marcus, Bella
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Soul Bonded to Death Eaters reviews
Voldemort has won, and the Order has lost. Voldemort is in charge of all of Wizarding Britain, and nobody can do anything about it. Aria Winwood has decided to turn herself in, to save her sister, and succeeds. In the process she and her friends are sucked into a secret that they had never suspected. They are bonded by ancient magic to powerful Death Eaters. How will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/15/2013 - OC, Severus S., Voldemort, Luna L.
Angel Fire reviews
When Ri was eleven years old, she was taken by a group of scientists and was prodded, tortured, and plucked until she was something else. When she finally breaks out, her only thought is going back to her best friend, The Joker. When she arrives at Gotham's new villain's doorstep, Bane promises to help her break out her first love. But what happens when Bane falls in love with Ri?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Joker, Bane
White-Crowned Sparrow reviews
Marcus Volturi, one of the three vampire kings, is heartbroken and in pain, even thousands of years later. Even with his two brothers doing everything possible to cheer him up, Marcus is contemplating the end to his second life. Until feeding time that is. Watch as a delectable morsel on the menu, brings three vampires to their knees. Marcus/OC/Caius/Aro
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Marcus, Caius