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TFHS 2: The Two Front War by Octo8 reviews
ME 2 sequel to The First Human Spectre. Shepard is resurrected by those he hates. While the threat of the Reapers still looms over the galaxy, his foremost thought is now how to free himself from Cerberus. It's two fronts he has to fight at. Shepard and Tali are the PoV characters, with established romance from the beginning. Heavy anti-Cerberus and anti-Alliance slant.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 462,368 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 11/29/2012 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah]
To Build A Home by Wolf126 reviews
"I love you. And I want you here . . . with me." Follow the story of Commander Nolan Shepard and Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, two lonely souls in need of the respite that one can only offer the other amid a world of chaos and destruction. A fluffy/angsty (somewhat contradictory, I know) novelization of the Shepard/Tali romance in ME3. Rated M to be safe.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,205 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Windows and Apples by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Legion interprets windows as a structural weakness and observes that the SR-2 seems to have an excess of this. So begins his quest to rectify that. Unfortunately, some people just can't be swayed. So resumes the war between the windows and the apples.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Joker, Legion, EDI - Complete
House of Dogs by poke-a-spark reviews
Summary: Shepard, James, Wrex, Garrus and Javik go out to the bar with the intention of drowning their girl problems in alcohol. Their situations look a lot more promising from the bottom of a cup. [Mentioned: FemShep/Miranda Garrus/Tali James/Ash Wrex/Bakara Javik/Liara] [Slight Citadel DLC spoiler.]
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
Shepard: Mass Murderer by thebluninja reviews
Shepard, mass fish murderer, was arrainged today by Citadel Council for crimes against fishkind. Several of her ship's crew were called upon to testify, alleging gross negligence from Yeoman Chambers and a horrifying first-hand witness report from former C-Sec officer Garrus Vakarian about seeing hundreds of dead fish kept in a macabre display in Shepard's personal cabin. Crack fic
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
The Quarian-Princess Bride by thebluninja reviews
Mordin: Inconceivable! The Illusive Man: Who said life is fair? Where is that written? Shepard: Collectors of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. Thane: Hello. My name is Thane Krios. You killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE! Legion: Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together in consensus today. Yes, the Princess Bride, done with Mass Effect characters! Read it now!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,021 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Shepard's Daddy Issues by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Garrus V., Mordin S. - Complete
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