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I have the motivation of a Nara.

How am i still alive

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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Small Changes by Digitize27 reviews
Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 222,183 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 3,613 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
I Know Your Secret by La Kill reviews
AU year 4 plus. Hope's Fairytale bridges secrets, and brings the secrets of the secret worlds crashing down. From Hogwarts in Scotland, to the Cradle of Magic in Ireland. The tournament holds too many secrets that Hope must destroy. And a power will rise as new alliances are made where our hero will rise with her Valkyrie to defend the world from a great evil they may have made.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,996 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] [Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Gabrielle D.]
Riddle And The Ancient Contract by HERMIT532 reviews
What if it wasn't anything the current Potters had done that saved little Harriett Potter as an infant? What if the child prodigy Thomas Riddle had tweaked the horcrux spell before creating them? And what happens when they discover that nothing is exactly what it seems? FemHarry, DumbledoreBashing EXPLICIT SEX/ MENTION OF RAPE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 247,358 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 5,164 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Uchiha Heiress Remix by JGResidentEvil reviews
They say that you can't expect everything, so what would happen when a crazy secret is revealed? You just have to wait and see! Pairings: Naruto x Hinata x FemSasuke, Neji x Tenten, Lee x Kin, more pairings coming along. Sakura and Civilian Council Bashing. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,064,941 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Avengers: A Deal with the Devil by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
… or with the Norse God of Mischief. Tony has a proposition for Loki. Loki would be lying if he said he wasn't intrigued. Dark!Tony, dark!Loki. See other warnings inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 224,449 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki]
Secret of the Sexy Technique by MercenaryGrax reviews
What if the Sexy Technique was more than it seemed? What if Naruto has been, in actuality, hiding his true gender from the people of Konoha this entire time? Follow the story of a female Naruto and see the craziness that shall ensue! Obviously a Fem Naruto fic. Small Harem (both genders)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,646 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Haku, Gaara, Anko M.]
Naruto: What If by Blade8821 reviews
Have you ever tried putting yourself in someone else's shoes? Well, what if you woke up and found yourself in the sandals of the resident emo, Sasuke Uchiha? What would YOU do? Look no further for action, romance, and sarcastic, sardonic, deadpan humor. Prepare to laugh till your cheeks burn! To all my readers, fans and haters, this series has been rewritten. WARNING: Contains MSG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 228,118 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Sasuke U., Anko M.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Shinobi Hunter by gorutovssageta reviews
Naruto takes a different path in his life, this time the path of a killer. Tired of being rejected by the village, Naruto insues to slaughter all of those who done him wrong. He grows up and becomes known as the Shinobi Hunter then Akatsuki member. Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,952 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Naruto U., Konan
Naruto Final Sage by animemaster5724 reviews
In a new turn of events Naruto had all of kurama's chakra sealed into him. Now he must protect the world as the new jyuubi dragon sage. Sasuke is a girl and likes Naruto. Naru/Fem Sasu No Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,637 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Hagoromo Ō, Shinju
My One & Only by Lilbakasaru reviews
Naruto is a little fox demon who is different from all the other demons, and so shunned by the villagers, but when mating season sneaks up on the little fox, his down trodden life moves into high society. Yet happiness can't last for long. SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,286 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Benevolent Hate by Riassira Arabellum reviews
Naruto is a angry being. His early life that of torment even with being raised by Mikoto and Itachi. After the failure in the Academy exam he learns a lot more then jutsu. Smart, Dark, Bloodline Naruto. Pairing will be Naruto-Fem Zabuza and eventually Mikoto(more likely then not)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,458 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Zabuza M., Mikoto U.]
Second Chances: Azure Blue Moon Rewritten by Starian NightZz reviews
AU TimeTravel FemNaru. Namikaze Sayo never meant for this to happen. All she wanted to do was to kill the councilors responsible for her current plight. So why the hell is she stuck in the time of the shinobi clan wars, befriending a young Uchiha Madara?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 274,137 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Son of a Mercenary by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if, at a young age, Naruto was saved by a certain Merc with a Mouth? What if he decided to stay and watch over Naruto? What kind of adventures will they get into over time? Naruto/Deadpool Crossover. Naruto/Hinata Deadpool/Kurenai and more.
Crossover - Naruto & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,518 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsune Mistress by Sasha Shugo reviews
This version is Permanently ended
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,093 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Hinata H., Haku, Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Harriet Potter and the Minister of Magic by slytherin-nette reviews
That fateful night in Godric's Hollow, something inside James Potter had changed forever. Becoming the youngest Minister of Magic ever to be appointed, he became obsessed with finding the Dark Lord and avenging the death of his wife. Unfortunately, his pursuits are about to lead him straight back to the daughter he's neglected for 14 years. Semi-AU. DM/femHP. COMPLETED. 02.18.16.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 524,880 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Story of the Ten Tailed Wolf by The Engulfing Silence reviews
There are so many things that we as humans are unaware of, or lack an understanding. The Bijuu are one of those things. Follow the Journey of Naruto Uzumaki as he befriends the yokai that was sealed inside of him and "she" helps him grow stronger. fem. Kyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 231,230 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Kyubi's Kit by Excele X. Kurokami reviews
During the Wave mission, the truth is revealed to Naruto as the seal breaks. Naruko/Ino/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,452 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Naruko U., Ino Y., Sakura H.
Ginsa no Naruko by Cuius of Caelum reviews
Naruko always loved silver. So when she discovered a silver mine and learned she could manipulate the silver through her magnetic chakra and use it as protection she was naturally very happy...Naruko/Gaara. Jiton (Magnet Release) Naruko. Rated M for possible lemons, language and violence. CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN SLOWLY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,466 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.]
One thing leads to another by Uzumakicest To The Max reviews
Kushina needs to get rid of some of her sexual desires but there is only one way to do that in her case but will Naruto agree to help her, what will Naruko do one she finds out what her mother did to her little brother. Naruto X Kushina X Naruko. LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Master of Foxes and Serpents by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
What if Naruto had Kyubi as a teacher? What if he had two summoning contracts when he was five and none were the toads. What if he had two inseperable little summons as friends that were there for him all the time? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Bleed by SakuraSushi reviews
Skarlet has lived a life in chains. Scorpion has lived a life of revenge. They have to work together to kill Quan Chi. But just how far will Skarlet go to be free?
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,023 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Scorpion/Hanzo H., Skarlet, Mileena, Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang
Not Humans, Experiments by Anarchy-Bell101 reviews
Naruto gets kidnapped by Orochimaru. Experimented on he is treated like a pet tortued, and raped. His soul is tied to another person and together they merge with the Kyuubi. When he is taken back to Kohna will Naruto ever be the same or is he damanged beyond repair? Well he is no longer human, just a mere insane experiment. NarutoxOC Lemon Yaoi Rape Torture Experiments Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Shifting Views by MsBarrows reviews
Thor asks the Avengers to keep an eye on Loki while Asgard goes to war against the chitauri who recently tried to remove him from prison there. Tony Stark finds himself holding the leash of a shapechanged Loki. Neither of them are happy about the situation. (Slow build, UST)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 184,833 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Sage of Vixens King of Perverts by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
Naruto finds the best summoning contract: horny and powerful vixens! Watch as Naruto as the time of is life... for the rest of his life! 1st person story. LEMONS after 3rd chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,459 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Naruto U.
A Different Path to Destiny by operaman bye bye reviews
Sasuke's death in wave changes Naruto's entire future. Now wielding one of the legendary doujutsu Naruto struggles to find a new path to greatness. Watch as the child of prophecy blazes a new trail towards his fate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,523 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Naruto U.
king of the damned by cerburas666 reviews
what happens when the king of the damned falls for a snake mistress warning lemon. naruanko/harem also bi naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,690 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,023 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
The bonds that shape us by adamxero reviews
They say bonds make us stronger and help us grow but to protect those bonds some people have to take drastic measures. Follow Naruto as he grows up while being an older brother to the Jinchuriki, Naruto will have multiple lovers during the story featuring Shizune, Tsunade, Mei, Kurenai, Koyuki and many more however the final pairing will NarutoxFemale Itachix possibly Tsunade.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 98 - Words: 591,044 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Tsunade S.
Shinobi of the Ebon Blade by CaptainPrice reviews
Naruto is taken in under the protection of a Death Knight. Watch as Naruto grows to become the greatest Hokage. Naru/Hina/Tema and OC/Kurenai. SasuSaku bashing, Kakashi bashing will take place for a good chunk of the story. Naruto/WoW crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,930 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
There's No Time For Jealousy by Yuki-kyo-kira reviews
Sequel to: This Story Needs No Title. Sasuke is jealous. Naruto knows too many girls that seem to like him a little too much. But what can he do? He has to make sure that Naruto is never left alone with any of them. Sasuke has no time to be jealous. But what about Naruto? Can he handle all of Sasuke's Fan-girls? Rated T to M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 78,630 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
This Story Needs no Title by Yuki-kyo-kira reviews
Sasuke has decided that he needs a fifth member for Team Hebi and he wants Naruto. But he says he only needs him as bait for Itachi. So what happens when he finds out that Naruto is an ANBU Captain? Will the new Naruto go willingly? There is slash/yaoi in this, but the story focuses more on the actions than the romance. Some chapters have WARNINGS! Rated T to M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,909 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Black Blood by Williamgbirkin reviews
On the night of the Mizuki Incident, the fox gives Naruto a bloodline. How will this effect his life? My answer to Bown Phantom's Hidden Bloodline challenge. Slight AU. Slight Soul Eater Crossover. Pure Naruto x Fem Haku. Lemons in later chapters if I can. No, Naruto does not have Ragnarok. If you don't like this story, don't read it! I do not own Naruto or any other manga/anime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,753 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Haku
Eyes of the Predator by bunji the wolf reviews
Naruto is taken away from his home planet a year after his birth. What would happen if Naruto was raised by a Predator? Naruto/Predator crossover, NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,104 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Pretty Eyes by Mysterion21 reviews
Naruto has been driven insane by the villagers hatred. Story features Insane!Naruto, Playful Insane!Naruto, Semi-Dark?Naruto, Fem!Haku(cant see Haku as a boy sorry) Fem! Vulgar!Kyuubi(because it just works) and bashing lots of bashing. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,511 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] Haku
The Grey Lord of the Sith by Atruya reviews
An amnesiac scoundrel finds herself in a galaxy at war. Hunted by the Sith, exploited by the Jedi, she refuses to acknowledge either of them and chooses her own, grey path. Drawn to beautiful Bastila she finds a new purpose in her life: master the Force, end the Sith threat and get the girl. Because a scoundrel bows to no one. KotOR retelling with GSF Revan/Bastila femslash, fluff.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 205,025 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - [Bastila S., Revan]
Akatsuki ABC's by Warrior orb5 reviews
Lets go through the ABC's with our favorite S-Rank criminals shall we? M for suggestive stuff and curses
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sexy kitsune by ObsidianGoddess reviews
Naruto is scorn by Konoha because of something he never did , but he has a power within him that will shake Konoha narutoyaoiharem YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Search for Greatness by gottahavekyuubi reviews
What makes a man great? Is it the amount of power he has? The blood that flows through his veins? The will to protect what's precious? Can he find the answer, even with the rise of the Red Dawn? Powerful Naruto Good/Brotherly Sasuke [GODLIKE Akatsuki] tons of OC's. Mainly NaruIno, small harem [BLOODY SHINOBI WORLD] AU NaruHarem, SasuHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 142,534 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Haku, Kurotsuchi]
The Ierokitsune by EnigMAL reviews
AU. Naruto has become the new Kyuubi. He will have to handle a more powerful Akatsuki, Orochimaru, and finding the other eight jinchuuriki who will become bijuu. Will Naruto be able to fulfill his destiny? Or will his godlike powers corrupt him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 180,383 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dark Passions by Azure Moonfox reviews
Imagine how different things would have been if Sasuke was a girl, and Naruto received special training at a young age. Watch as the two most powerful genin become rivals and lovers as they strive for power, glory, and revenge. Dark SasuNaru fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 117,710 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Without You by bunji the wolf reviews
Naruto by mistake perform a bad Jutsu. Naruto awaken in a world that what if Naruto was never born? NarutoXKushinaXMikotoXTayuya Now Discontinue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,560 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Cycle of Hate by Manshiro reviews
Naru is faced with the hatred the village throws at her and a conspiracy she was born into. What kind of ninja will she be? Will she choose to take revenge or does her heart hold forgiveness? With a not-so-evil, grumpy Kyuubi and an interesting new bloodline, how will she fare while suppressing, who she is? femNaru! Rated M for violence and possible lemons later on
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,922 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
I Belong to You by Tinylittletrashbot reviews
Demise has been defeated and all is peaceful back in the town of Skyloft, but something feels missing for Link? An flying accident send him into the hands of the demon lord, now a servant and unsure of his feelings for the perverse and touchy feely demon, how will he survive? SMUT IN LATER CHAPTERS GhiraLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,939 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Naruto: The replicator by Lach Feragh reviews
Follow the story of Naruto in which he inherits a different sensei instead of Kakashi! Although the story follows slight close to Canon, many differences follow in the course of the story which will then change the story as it progresses! NaruSaku pairing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 389,609 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Uzumaki-Namikaze Clan Sex Chronicles by hornynaruchan reviews
Title kind of gives it away. So... yeah... anyways! Fem!Naru x Naru x Minato x Kushina x Mei x Mito x Karin x Tayuya WARNING!: Sex, incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 397 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Evil Rising, Litch Queen of the Western Continent by Dragonzombie333 reviews
Inu. and Sess. have to join forces to fight a new evil and they find themselves in many perverted situations along the way XD
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,341 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
True Shinobi by LightSeeker67 reviews
After eight years of subjecting a young Naruto to a life of misery unjustly, the Heavens have decided to intervene, but what well their interference spell for the world of Naruto? Join Naruto on his journey to become a true Shinobi. It's official, this is a harem. There will be other couples besides Naruto though. Adopted by Trickster67
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 42 - Words: 248,762 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Naruto U., Fū
She Belongs To Me by bunji the wolf reviews
With One Month to train before the Chunin exams finals. Naruto has a new trainer and it's not Jiraiya,and also he meets a special new friend. NarutoXTayuya, Fics has Blood, lemons, Futanari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,218 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Don't Find Me by scarletraven007 reviews
Naruto is the son of a company owner. His father doesn't care for him since his mother died. When he finally runs away he gets brought into the Akatsuki's care. He cooks and works in the bar. But that also included sexual harassment? All Members x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 138,254 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Lost and Found by scarletraven007 reviews
Narutos an Anthro and Gaaras a demon. Can the two truley be together in the world where anthros are hated and gaaras hiding the fact hes a demon? GaaNaru YAOI RP Drama Rated M for languge and for slight smut in future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 320,872 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Awakening by vanialex reviews
Sesshomaru finally lets go of his hatred towards humans and in doing so unlocks a deep and ancient magic that surrounded InuYasha. Kept hidden from the demon world by their father, InuYasha transforms into the rare jewel that he…or she was born to be. Please Review! *Currently in the process of editing the first couple of chapters*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,682 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Dark Champion by bunji the wolf reviews
When the Akatsuki attack Konoha only to capture Naruto, when both Itachi and Tobi use their Sharingan on Naruto, a black hole sucks Naruto in senting him to another world the world of Mortal Kombat!
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,108 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Mileena, Naruto U.
Cursed Hate by TKDarkheart reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to receive the Cursed Seal, the Juinjutsu. Naruto was also a recipient. Where Uchiha gained the Cursed Seal of Heaven, Naruto got the Cursed Seal of the Heartless. Naruto/Fem Orochimaru Sasuke/Tayuya. There will be blood and swearing and violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 207 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Orochimaru, Tayuya
Slaves of Harry Potter by James Masters reviews
Title says it all and this story has been revised of most of the spelling errors that plagued the last edition. Do not read if under 18 and HP/many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,687 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hysteria Mode: A Sniper's Guide by corialanus reviews
Kinji finds out about an assassination attempt on Reki. Then he charges in and activates Hysteria Mode to save her. What is going to happen when there are no more bad guys and just a very lonely, very grateful sniper? Rated M for sexual content.
Aria the Scarlet Ammo/緋弾のアリア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Kinji T., Reki
More Than Just Comrades by Kazuma12 reviews
When Sasuke Uchiha begins to have intimate feelings for Naruto, he simply tries to ignore them. But after constantly having erotic dreams about the dobe and having urges to hold him, Sasuke is forced to face reality and confess his feelings. My first fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 347,241 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Betrayal by Jay-Jay12393 reviews
Naruto grows up with the knowledge to defend himself from all people, with the Kyuubi as his sensei we'll see just how far he can go in his journey. but on the way he gets betrayed by someone he should have known was going to do it eventually NaruHaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 197,867 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Camping Trip by RaisingToLife reviews
Harry plans a camping trip for him and his friends over the summer. Thing is, the rest of his friends had to go to summer school because of Snape, so Harry and Luna go camping by themselves. Rated M for lemons, or whatever you like to call it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Phoenix Tears by slytherin-nette reviews
To Draco Malfoy, his given orders were simple. Turn Harry Potter into a woman. Get her pregnant. Resurrect Lord Voldemort’s soul into the baby’s body. The plan was flawless. He just never planned on falling in love. DM/femHP. Post-DH Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 320,679 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Kaze No Kami by th4n reviews
Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 202,744 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,624 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Inside My Mind by sistersgrimmlover reviews
It started with a wand. A wand with a brother. And this brother wand, a girl shall wield. And with this girl came War. And with War, came her lover, Plague. Plague lead to his brother Death. And it all ended in Victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 787,213 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hope of Horror by bunji the wolf reviews
On the day of a Christmas Party Naruto is killed however awaken in hell, Naruto discover he is favor by another who is willy to help Naruto back to the world of living for a small price. JasonXSadako, NarutoXHarem, Naruto X Horror Crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Agent of Hell by The First-Born reviews
Killed by religious zealots, Naruto curses Kami and sells his soul as a young child, damning himself to the devil. Lucifer has plans for him and quickly brings him under his wing, to mould him in his own image to be his hand on earth. EVILNARUTO, Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,167 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Lemons by tnt051270 reviews
one shots rated M lemos not lime this has strait sex and bi sex female on female only you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Mokuton Heiru by dracohalo117 reviews
My answer to the challenge by acepro Evolution, NaruHarem...strong not goly Naruto, mokuton, and paper using Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,950 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Tired by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,845 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 4,561 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Perfect Wife by slytherin-nette reviews
TPG Sequel: As the Mistress of the Malfoy family and the Ministry’s top Unspeakable, Jaimee “Harry” Potter discovers the time management, stealth, sanity and morning sickness necessary to become the perfect wife. Hilarity ensues! DM/femHP. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 264,650 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Eyes of Death by bunji the wolf reviews
Naruto one night before the big battle of waves. Naruto encounter a being like no other he ever face this person offer him a new power but there a price? NarutoXFemale Haku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fox Hidden in the Leaves by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 293,434 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Prince's Attendant by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
To avoid being sentenced to death, Naruto made an agreement with the prince, Sasuke. The deal was Sasuke would have him as his personal attendant in exchange for his life. SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, AU, OOC, Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,499 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9139 - Favs: 6,534 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Out Of The Light Into The Darkness by Requiem Of Sorrow reviews
What happens when Kagome accidentally shoots Inuyasha and he falls into a crevice? And then comes back, three years later, totally changed! InuxSan
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,418 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Inuyasha, Sango
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 253 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Know Your Place by desolate butterfly reviews
[KyuubiSasuke, KyuubiItachi, NaruSasu fic] Naruto uses the Kyuubi’s chakra in order to save Sasuke from Itachi, but now that Kyuubi is out, he wants some compensation. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U. - Complete
All Things Keep Getting Better by drake220 reviews
Epilouge Up! Inuyasha meets the guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy! That's right, Carson, Jai, Thom, Ted and Kyan make over the unwilling Inuyasha. And all I have to say is there'll be lighter fluid, pedicures and Inuyasha's reaction to skincare...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,848 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/22/2004