Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.

Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata

A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.

It has been 4 years since Bella escaped from the dangerous people that took her away from her parents. But when she comes back to live in Forks with her dad, Edward and the Cullens will realize that Bella is no ordinary human teenager–she's a deadly assassin.

Titans are now a thing of the past, believed to be a mere myth. Levi Ackerman is now having a second chance at life, with all his past memories intact. Now in his junior year of high school, he despaired of ever finding his long lost love. At least until a certain green eyed freshman turned up, and he then feared that she might not remember him. Levi/Fem!Eren

Bella is born as a half-human and half vampire. On the night of her birth, her parents were killed by powerful vampires who wanted to her for power. Their aim is to take over the world and make the human race slaves. The Cullens ended up adopting baby bella as part of the family. They would do anything to protect her. Read and Review please.

America's sweetheart Isabella Swan and Hollywood's playboy Edward Cullen are cast together in an upcoming movie. Will there be sparks or will things just be quiet on the set? And is everything the tabloids say just as it seems? M for Lemons

After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.

Bella is a famous Hollywood comedian. One day at Jay Leno she meets her former high school crush Hollywood hearthrob Edward Cullen. Were the feelings mutual? Hilarity ensues.

Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.

Vampires rule the world. Vampires can imprint on human girls. but the furture king, Edward, is not allowed to imprint, he must marry a vampire.What happens when Edward finds a peasant named Bella hurt and he imprints on her. full summary inside. R&R AU banner made by Ysar

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Levi and Eren happen to run into each other at the most random times, or at least, that's what he wants Eren to think. Their meetings are nothing but a random strain of coincidences… and it seems that way, until Eren finds herself in a compromising and painful situation which changes her life forever. Contains Thug-Yandere!Levi x Fem!Eren.

AU-Levi is a young, wealthy mall owner. He likes to go about his daily routine with little to no interruptions, but when his friend Erwin informs him of customer complaints regarding a young, grungy-looking boy, Levi will soon find his life being flipped upside down as he unwillingly begins to involve himself in the young boy's life. (not my cover art)

When a car accident kills her father on her first day back in Forks, Bella finds herself alone in the town she never wanted to come to with only a kind doctor and his strange family to look out for her.

Did you ever wish Bella was more confident? Edward less rigid? Jacob less of a pain? This is Twilight if Alice saw everything coming before Bella moved to Forks. AU/Canon/M

Alice Brandon is the Girl Who Lived. At school there's only one boy she wants: Jasper Hale. Will he ever see her as more than his teammate? And what's with the visions she keeps seeing? HP/Twilight x-over. Read past the first chapter please! R&R!

Bella Swan has been living in the subway for two years. Her brother Emmett is one of the well known actors in Hollywood. After having no contact in 3 years what will happen. all human, ExB

A failed transformation turns Eren into his six-year-old self, with his memories almost completely gone. The Military Police saw it as a golden opportunity to rid the titan-shifter once and for all. (now Rated M for happenings in chapter 11)

Bella is spending her spring break in Florida with her mom, and she's hating being away from her friends. Can a certain bronze haired boy change that? *2nd place in Showers to Flowers contest* NOW EXPANDED

"Renesmee's tiny warm hand touched my neck. She showed me the three of us in this room with me holding her and with Bella laying on the bed her thoughts shifted and re-focused on Bella, they had a questioning edge…" BD non couples. No imprint.

A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.

Alice Brandon and her sister Cynthia were warned by their mother of vampires with cold, hard, pale skin and red eyes that will always be after them with her dying breaths. That's all they've known. So what happens when they come across vampires with golden eyes? They have no choice but to befriend them as their past gets ready to deliver the killing blow, leaving chaos in its wake.

1950's Asylum fic: Eren wasn't supposed to be there. He wasn't supposed to be locked up with his life in shreds, and he certainly wasn't supposed to fall in love. Not when he should have been more focused on how to get over that stupid fence... "Welcome to Sina Asylum." Levi/Eren.

The year is 1930 and Isabella Swan, recently turned, has joined the Volturi Guard. Though she is unwilling at first, she learns to accept it. But what happens when, seventy years later, she meets her mate on an official mission? What do you do, when everything you've ever known changes? (BxE, canon)

Being reborn into a world of modern civilization, a world where Titans have long been diminished and are only conversed about in tales like some sort of mythology, is the greatest gift that any former victim of their peril could ask for, if, and only if, they're cursed by the memory. Unfortunately for Eren Yeager... [ Complete summary in the beginning of Chapter 1 ]

Twins separated at birth decide to try and reunite their parents. Will it work or will they fail miserably and end up in a world of trouble? Sure, it may be easy when you're part of a human family but what if you're part of a vampire family? How easy will it be then. Jasper is a vampire and Alice is human here. Please read and review! DISCONTINUED!

We all know what happened in Twilight, and we all know what happened in The Matrix. What happens if you combine the two? Twilight characters acting out Matrix plot. Cullens/Volturi Agents.

Although a junior in high school, Edward Cullen doesn't pay too much attention to his studies. His teachers are worried, his classmates disdainful, his best friend encouraging. He openly admits he wants nothing to do with a girlfriend, only increasing his popularity with the ladies. However, his life changes forever when he meets a shy, fragile-looking girl on the way to school...

Bella Swan owns a small town bakery and has enough to do with the holidays approaching. Unfortunately, Edward Cullen decides it's the perfect time to make over Forks and Bella. Will she let love in and change him instead?

Vampires have taken over and hunted humans to near extinction. A small colony of surviving humans led by Charlie Swan has built a new life for themselves. When Bella's brother Emmett disappears, she enlists the help of imprisoned vampire Edward to find him(AU)

EREN x LEVI: WARNING! SPOILERS - Eren Jaeger's world entirely shifted due to recent discoveries. However, his ability to transform into a titan isn't the only thing he didn't know about himself.

Sequel to 'Her Brothers' and 'Shooting.' Bella returns to school as she tried to recover from the shooting, but continues to find herself the target of rumors along with the rest of the Cullens. *rating for themes of self harm/bullying*

"Ne, Heichou? Will I... see you again in the next life?" A RivaillexEren fic! RiRen! Reincarnation fic! :)

All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB

Bella's trapped in a one-sided imprint. Scared for her life, she saves herself by staying in a life she does not want until she runs away. Then she meets mateless vampire Edward, with whom she forms an irrevocable bond. But the Quileutes have a long, unforgiving memory, and the hidden agenda of one party is discovered that threatens to undermine everything Edward & Bella know.

Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*

He wants her-she wants him. Both play the age old game of cat and mouse yet neither are willing to be the prey. A Mobward who falls deeply in love and a sassy Bella making him work for it. Rated M for everything.

Edward is a vampire. Bella is a werewolf shifter. What will happen when Bella imprints on Edward?

Bella was created in Romania in 1592 when she was found dying in the snow. Vladimir and Stefan transformed the young peasant girl into a cold-blooded killing machine ― creating an army to one day raid Volterra. She meets Garrett while recruiting members in America. Together, they leave behind thier past's and join the Denalis. But when Eleazer suggests they visit Forks..FULL SUM IN

Set after 'Her Brothers.' When Emmett stays behind during a hunt to watch Bella, someone brings a gun to school.

Alice had it all. What happens when she starts having visions?Her relationship with Jake starts to crumble. Her parents can't handle her anymore and send her away to a boarding school for the gifted. She instantly finds herself attracted to quiet,but gentle Jasper. But does the course of true love run smoothly?And why does fellow peer James have such an interest in her? FIND OUT

AH/AU. OOC. Meet Bella Swan. Nicknamed the Queen of Detention. She's not your average teen rebel. The gang have got themselves three weeks of detention for multiple crimes. Alice and blue paint? Emmett in a bin? Huh?whats Detention Ink? Tacos in Bella's locker? Watch what happens when they meet her royal highness for the first time. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.

Bella's best friend is Alice Cullen. She knows that Alice's brothers are in the band Tidal Dreams and her brother, Edward, is the world's heartthrob. What happens when, after five years of friendship with Alice, Bella meets the band?AH

EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?

Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.

Bella and Harry have spent there lives growing up with the Dursley's. Now they are of to Hogwarts. Intrested? Then read! All main charcters from Twilight and Harry Potter will be included.

Jasper Whitlock was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and raised on a diet of secrets and scandal. What else would you expect from a child of the Upper East Side? Trapped in an existence of false friends and whispered threats, he's never thought that he'd be brave enough to break out from the confines of his ivory tower. Until Alice. JPOV companion to The Brooklyn Diaries. AH.

6 months ago, Penny Halliwell died, leaving behind four granddaughters by the name of Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Bella. Now, with Phoebe back in San Francisco, the sisters discover that they have a destiny far greater than they would've ever imagined.

SEQUEL TO TSK & TWS: After his time at Hogwarts, Edward knows that Bella and he are destined to be parents. Unfortunately, their time on Isle Esme sets other, more ominous events in motion too.

So, as we stood with our group of ten on this sweltering day, I would have never guessed that through these few…one would stand out and be responsible for my meeting with a certain brunette that would drastically change the course of my once lonely and sad existence. ExB Rated M Drabble fic!

Edward finally meets the love of his existence but can't resist her singer's blood. Can their fairytale love survive a horror beginning or will Bella's newborn grief, an outraged wolf pack, and the offended Volturi deny them their happily ever after? COMPLETE with a future take or two to come.

Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.

Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.

Bella and Edward have always loved each other. Married and happy, nothing could destroy them. But a tragedy tore them apart, two years later at the ER, Edward gets called to treat a critical patient, and as the blankets are pulled off her body, their world's collide again. They have never stopped loving each other, and now they've found each other again, can they save their love?

What would happen if Bella and Edward switched bodies? How will Edward and Bella adapt to their new 'parts? How will they keep it a secret from their families? How awkward will it be when they have to take a pee? Very. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight!

A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts

Bella Swan is getting married in two months. But nothing seems right. Jake's not the man she loves... Turns out she's already married to Edward Cullen, a man she can't remember after her accident, and when they meet again, he's not letting her go twice.

Jasper was Bella's brother before he went off to war. They BOTH turn into vampires. While Jasper is in the Newrborn Wars, Bella meets Edward. A turn of events tears them away from each other. What will happen when Bella reunties with her brother and love? COMPLETE.

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

Bella is an immortal being with a past shrouded in mystery and dark secrets that she is running from . . . What will happen when this powerful immortal being comes across the Cullen family? R&R

The promiscuous Edward Masen former mechanic now actor was seen at the latest place to be with none other than America's Sweetheart, Isabella Swan. AH B/E

AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.

Bella is the badass new girl at her new prep school and she doesn't plan on making any friends. That is until she finds herself in a steamy situation with Mr. Popular himself. What's a girl to do with that? Play with him, of course. AH. Rated M for lang.

Isabella and Edward are forced into a marraige in 1918. They havn't met each other but, they both know the marraige is not going to work. Because of a tragic accident they both think the other one is dead. But after a century their paths reunite again.

Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.

Professor Edward Cullen has trouble getting his male students to pass his class. And although all his female students are passing the class with flying colors, they continue to flirt with him. He uses Bella to solve the problem.

Edward and Bella get on the same plane,but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All Human OOC

Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...

While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.

Bella and Renesemee have fun together in the snow, but its not long until Bella senses she's being watched... One off, sweet and romantic. Bella as a vampire. please Review! My first Fanfic so please be nice

SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.

Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"

1947. Rosalie takes her baby twins Bella and Felix out to the park to enjoy the perks of being a mother. The Blue Hour one-shot outtake.

Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.

Bella is a mute vampire who was turned while searching for her lost possibly dead brother.70yrs later she found him. Will she be able to gain her brother back plus a family. Will she find love or will someone from the past prevent her. Canon parings

Scenes of Elemental from Edward's POV for the winners of THE FANDOM GIVES BACK authors auction, Team EPOV

With a little bit of faith, trust, and pixie dust, the Cullens find themselves at Disneyland, on a journey to re-discover the magic in life. - Canon compliant - Post BD, Canon Compliant, Cullen Family-centric

Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.

Edward has loved half-vampire hybrid Bella since she was born. However, now that she's of age and feelings have changed from familial love to intimate love, he seems to be struggling to show her his heart. Impatient, Bella takes the reigns. One-shot.

An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.

The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.

Edward is a 32 single father of 7 year old twins Maddie and Masen. After literally crashing into Bella in Central Park, he realizes everything he has been missing in his life. Is Bella really what he has been looking for or is she hiding who she truly is

End of BD and after. The Cullens face the Volturi in battle and change the vampire world forever. Surprising new family members and strange turns of events, a new life, new enemy and an abundance of new adventures.Mostly Bella's POV

After the death of her parents, Alice moves with her aunt. Leaving her boyfriend Jasper behind. Eight years later she returns for Bella's wedding with her husband James, when she is faced with a decision after hearing that Jasper loves her still. OOC AU-H

Sequel to A Darkened Shadow. Alice is a vampire and Emmett has signed the Cullens up for Wife Swap. What's the worst that could happen. Yeah, The Cullen Kids Making The Human Mother's Life Miserable!

Sequel To I Know What Love Is.At the aprupt departure of Alice's vampire love,Jasper & his family,she starts to find comfort in her new friend Jacob Black.As Alice gets sucked into the world of werewolves, a visitor is coming to see Alice.

The Cullen's decide to take a vacation and where do they go? VEGAS! Includes trips to Wal Mart,Truth or Dare And Gambling! Sequel To Life Switch! ABANDONED

Twilight. Human Alice Brandon has just moved to Forks and meets Jasper Hale and his family of vampires. What will happen? Will James come? Will they save her? Review Please X Bella is a Half Vampire and Rosalie and Emmett's Daughter!

Bella now finds herself surrounded by men, Volturi men. After taking a shot to the heart while trying to save the cocky, irresistible Edward Volturi, she is forced to stay in the Volturi Castle. Bella has a secret, and the Vamps of Volterra want in on it.

Alice 'sees' Bella coming to forks and knows she's going to be Edward's mate. Bella's 16, a shy vampire with no sense of smell and has no clue that vampire actually exist. Bella doesn't trust anyone due to her terrifying past. POSSESSIVE-EDWARD!

Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!

A sweet and fluffy tale of love and zombies. Join Bella, Edward and the gang as they fall in love and fight for survival. No major character deaths! The gang will live in my story. Normal pairings. All human...except for zombies.

The Cullens are a large clan of vampires living in relative harmony with the wolf pack in the nearby Quileute reservation and the humans in the town of Forks. Until a nomad comes to town and shakes everything up. Vampires, E/B, AU

Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU

Edward and Bella are in Las Vegas for the weekend. After winning tons of money from the casino, Edward decides to pop the question to Bella... again. Rated T for mild sexual references. Based on the song "Marry You" by Bruno Mars.

Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.

AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?

When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!

Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.

Crossover Pirates of the Caribbean.Isabella Swann is the daughter of Elizabeth.Jack comes, and Elizabeth is needed for as Pirate King.What happens when he takes Bella instead?she meets a beautiful bronze-haired man of course!FULL SUMMARY INSIDE

Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!

Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY

What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?

It's Christmas in Forks, and the Cullens are counting down to the big day. A chapter of this will be posted every day until Christmas. This takes place after Breaking Dawn. A few little lemons, but not enough to be rated M. Please review!

Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.

Bella was raised by vampire's. Renee works for the Volturi and they want Bella someday to... Then the Cullens come to Forks. How does this girl know about vampires? Why is she so scared to tell them? What will happen when Edward meets Bella?

Ever have a life changing moment? I did when I was 13. I grew up with my parents Renee and Charlie and my friends the Cullens...until I was 13...That's the day I was kidnapped.BPOV.AH. What happens to Bella when she finds her family again. PLEASE REVIEW!

Redo on the end of Eclipse and replacing BD; when Jacob kisses Bella in the woods after threatening to kill himself. Bella does not have any love for Jacob other than friendship. She embarks on her life with Edward. Canon/AU you decide. Rated M.

NM AU. It has been exactly a year since Edward left. She runs across Alice and Emmett, half-mad. Alice figures out something is wrong when she could see the 'Edward hallucination'Bella keeps having, and none of the humans can. EXB.

A one-shot outtake from The Blue Hour not yet posted , detailing a sweet moment between parents and children, way before Alice even came into the picture.

A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.

As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc

Can love blossom in the blistering heat of Devil's Fork, AZ? When Ed Cullen, a gunslinger on the run, meets up with unusual beauty, Izzy Swan, the two join forces to take down the evil Valentine brothers. The Wild West has never been hotter! AU/AH, E/B.

All Human: Bella Edward Alice Emmett Jasper and Rosalie have been best friends since birth. When Bella finds her old photo album, she takes a trip down memory lane, remembering all the good, the bad, and the silly memories they shared.

A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples

Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.

There's a heat wave in Forks and the Cullens have gone hunting for 2 days. All Bella wants is to keep cool, so she goes to the Cullen household by herself for the only available air conditioner. Hilarity ensues when Bella starts eating a purple popsicle

Bella Logan has lived for over a hundred years without anyone figuring out her secret. Her growing attachment to Edward puts herself and his family in danger. When she realizes that the Cullens aren't what they seem, what will she do?

AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB

Companion to At the Office, EPOV. Life is hard when the girl you love tells you she hates you, then makes out with you, and then starts hiding under your boss's desk to hide from you. Just ask Edward.

So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010

My entry into the Darkella's Naughtiest Temptation Contest - Bella finally gets her wish of becoming a vampire. However her only desire isn't just to be with Edward. Does contain violence. Use discretion.

Alice, Edward and Bella are all agents. They're all assigned to thr same mission. Protect the President's daughter, Rosalie. What happens when two guys get involved? Will they be of great help or screw everything up? AH. Please R&R. T because Im paranod.

When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!

Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!

Taking place in 17th century Europe, Princess Isabella faces her fate as her arranged marriage to promiscuous Prince Edward, future King of England. As she resists the inevitable, is she actually running away from the future she always wanted? AH/OC/Lem

At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, you can like your crush without being worrying about being laughed by, pummelled or killed, right? So Alice thinks. The only problem is that her boyfriend is a Slytherin. Merry Christmas, Guys!

*COMPLETE* Edward kills Bella on the first day that he meets her. He and his family move away but the ghost of Bella follows him. Can they manage to course correct their destinies and end up the way that they were meant to? Pleae R&R

Bella Swan is one of the worlds famous singers. As is Edward Cullen. When a mall mishap happens and they are stuck together will they discover that there is true love out there? That you just have to wait and find it? That its worth waiting for? Review!

Bella Swan is starting her first year of high school at Sky High, but Sky High is no ordinary High School. Located over a thousand feet above the ground, Sky High is a training ground for super heroes, and potentially super villains. All human-kinda.

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R

30 years after BD, the Cullens move to New York. They begin school where their teacher is Mrs. Bella Cullen. What will happen when Em, Rose, Jasper, Alice, Nessie, Jake, and Edward are all in the room with one of their own instructing them?

The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E

E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS

New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.

A disturbing vision and its tragic fulfillment drive Alice Brandon to Forks. Jasper Hale struggles with resisting human blood. What if it wasn't Edward and Bella? What if it were Alice and Jasper dealing with a human/vampire romance? T for language/themes

Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.

What happens when Nessie wants to go with her family to the theme park?Emmett is screaming on a ferris wheel,Rosalie gets her hair stuck to a belt on a rollercoaster..... read for more funny events!Will need ideas for future chapters. Some characters OOC!

Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.

Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.

Rose, Alice and Bella, are best friends from Forks. Emmett, Jasper and Edward are famous musicians, in a popular boy band. What happens when they hold an audition for a female singer to join their group in Califonia? AH/AU/A bit OOC

In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH

AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...

Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH

When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.

Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

Hi my name is Isabella Marie Swan. I don't know what i am. Not a human. Not a vampire. Not a werewolf. All i know is that i have unnatural violet eyes and everyone is after me. Why did i think Forks was going to be any different? Edward & Bella!

How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC

“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”

1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!

When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.

Edward is a gorgeous vampire who thinks love is petty, but inside he needs and wants it. Bella is a beautiful angel bound to earth, and doesn't know why. They both talk about their problems. Little did they know the answer to their problem: each other.

The 3 most perfect girls of Jaywood High-Bella, Alice & Rosalie, have everything. But lets add 1 dead bff, a ton of secrets and a stalker -not everyone is completely flawless. Edward-Bella Alice-Jasper Rosalie-Emmett -All Human- PLL and Twilight Crossover

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Edward: crown prince. Bella: his fiance. Alice: princess, psychic. Jasper: Night-Shadow. Emmett: firedancer. Rosalie: seductress. Carlisle and Esme: king and queen. In a world of witchcraft, assassins, and forbidden love, no one can be trusted anymore...

Edward Left Bella And She Becomes The Familar Empty Shell We All Know About. She's Changed By The Volturi And Is Now Princess Of The Volturi And Leader Of The Assassins Of Volterra. When The Cullen's Need Protection Will They See It's Her? ExB R&R PLEASE

Bella and Edward are enemies, Bella’s in Gryffindor, Edward’s in Slytherin. They have to work on an Astronomy Project together, and end up playing 20 Questions, then…

Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

Alice Marie Brandon moves to Forks, Washington not realising she might just find the love of her life....and loose her life aswell. Summary sucks, I know. Alice is human, Jasper is a vampire. AU.

AU. Bella finally gets a chance to go out with the hottest guy in school, Edward Masen. Add a violent car crash and a vampire into the mix and it's all downhill from there. Begins human, canon couples.

AU. Meet Aiyana Black, the half-human, half-shifter/vampire daughter of Jacob and Renesmee. Family life, venturing out into the human world, going to high school, meeting new people and trying to be normal. All Cullens, Jacob, Seth, Leah and new character

Twilight/The Office crossover. The Cullens have decided to join the Dunder Mifflin crew. But Jim is still pretending to be a vampire. How will the Cullens play in this prank? You need to watch The Office to understand. Fluff, both JAM and Edward/Bella. AU

Bella is determined to hunt as neatly as Edward, but how to stay tidy when they keep getting overcome with passion? A one-shot full of post-BD Cullen family fun!

50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!

Bella is recovering from Cancer and has just moved to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. Edward is a bad ass. They meet during community service. She's a people person and He's not. Can she change him? My first fanfic. OOC. R&R

Alice Cullen is an outcast at her high school until she gets recruited by the cheerleading team and falls for the hunky football player. All human, a lot of language, AXJ, KXG, RXEm, BXEd, a little VXJ, and of course CXEs. The usual pairings. R&R please!

Bella goes to school as a vampire.

What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!

The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human

Post-BD FLUFF! Edward plans a special night for Bella. When Bella reciprocates, he's amazed at the destination. Jacob plans the third evening. Next, Bella's and Edward's versions of a double date with Rose and Emmett. Last: Night out with Renesmee!

"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN

Edward is the first vampire ever created. He falls in love with Bella, a princess in ancient Greece. Without any of the Volturi's laws to hinder him how will the two lovers fare? Very short and sweet.

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Carlisle's pov. Carlisle shares a dance with his new daughter-in-law at the wedding reception and reflects upon Edward and Bella's relationship.

Jacob wakes up one day to find... A ZIT! Pure comedy one-shot... Random... but funny... I hope ...

Mr. Greene is trying to find the mastermind behind the Food Fight of Forks High. But each Cullen points to another! Who gets blamed in the end?

Time was slowly ticking down. As each day passed, there was the ever emerging thought of the upcoming fight.

Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!

American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.

”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!

It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :

This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.

—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.

Alice and Jasper reflect on Edward and Bella. Sweet J/A, E/B I hope you enjoy!

What happens when the Cullens go to church? Complete and utter mayhem! Includes commandment breaking, embarrassment, and Emmett shooting his mouth off...again. Church will never be the same! Bella's a vamp

Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.

..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::

Bella wonders why Edward never removes his shoes at night with her. Set during 'the happiest summer' after Twilight. E/B, one shot.

My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!

ONESHOT. It's the end. And the beginning. It's the last day of the world. What do the Cullens do?

E/B, Post-Eclipse. Bella wants to know what Edward would have done if she hadn't asked him to stop in the meadow.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....

—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.

AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE

A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?

Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!

-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-

So you've just bought a CULLEN from CULLEN CORPORATION. First, though, you need to read the owner's manuals. Here they are, and don't skip! Remember what happened when you did that with the coffee maker? Your EDWARD is a lot more complex than that!

Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series

Bella reads Edward's palm.

Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?

What happens when the Cullens take a cross country road trip... in one hummer? And then Sirius and Remus turn up...Lets find out

Jessica gets a flat on the way to school. she 'asks' Edward for a ride home! Angst for the fact that Edward and Bella have to ride home with Jessica! This is now a 'Suply and Demand' Fic, if a get ten reviews for a chapter, I will right a new one. Love ya

Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!

125 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter. R&R please!

Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?