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Joined 02-06-13, id: 4529760, Profile Updated: 12-09-13
Author has written 4 stories for Transformers, Assassin's Creed, Naruto, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

To the visitors who have come to visit my profile, welcome.

Read the below if you are bored enough:

-Never been truly a writer, I decided to dive right into the challenge to improve my writing and for my sake.

-Will try the best to stick to cannon, not a shipper. Likes to be a knowledge-nerd, not a fangirl. (Who am I kidding, I'm writing fanfiction.)

Fandoms of what you'll find here:

-Transformers - the thing that got me into this site in the first place, yes THAT good

-Pokemon - first fandom, Nuzlocke challenger

-Assassin's Creed - hasn't even finished the first one yet but loves it whut

-Naruto - ..fanfics have brought me to this point...

-One Piece - ...same as above...

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-Just started.

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Current Stories:

-Prodigy At Servie (Transformers Movie) Adventure/Family - The civil war has hurt the sparklings the most but one manages to end up in the Autobots' care. What if Optimus' team had her also when they arrived to Earth? Rewrite of movies with OC, must have watched the movie. Half AU, no pairings.

-This is an attempt to improve the Movieverse for its screwing up to establish a decent universe. Adding my OC Jayl to make it more lighthearted as well as to change the worst things (zooming away from BB for example) that happened in the series, I planned the fic to be variable in prospective and mood. Since I've learned more of the TFs, I'm planning to add a few other characters and references sometimes. Biggest project so far. Slowly updated. Chapter 7 - 10%

Theme Song - "Little Talks" by Of Monsters and Men

-Actually (Assassin's Creed) Humor - Two sisters were away from a storm, in the safety of their house. Suddenly an assassin appears! The problem would have been simpler if they had an Xbox to kick in the first place. Not even a PS3. So how did they get stuck with Altair?

-I've read Assassins-in-your-house fics a lot since the humor and the interaction seems funny enough. More than 80% making them OOC or ending as romance, I decided to write my own. 100% of no romance with the pure intention to make an enjoyable fic in which the characters interact decently and develop relationships (not those), I added a few changes to make it a bit more original. Loosely planned, slowly updated.

Theme Song - "Banana Pancakes" by Jack Johnson

-The Sweet and The Bitter (Naruto) Parody/Adventure - Character killed? Check. Reincarnated in the ninja world? Check. Mind of a fully conscious girl? Check. Born as an Uzumaki, Uchiha, Hyuga or such fan-favored clan? Wait, what? Born in the same or earlier generation as the Rookie Nine? Oops. Character a Naruturd? Nooo. Ready? NO! Semi-serious parody of self-inserts, crack-ish. Fickle planning, muse driven updates.

-I enjoy self-inserts immensely and it's what I really like from the Naruto ficdom when I'm not really in the fandom. I've only read the manga pfff. Still, after seeing so many good ones and bad ones, I decided to write one of the unusual settings and avoiding the common ones. Sarcastic and random, it will be muse-driven and mostly for myself.

Theme Song - "Counting Stars" by OneRepublic


Plans for Future Stories:

-Life in the Stars (Transformers AU) General - The Council wasn't corrupt and the Senates listened. Megatron's ideas were accepted and Orion Pax didn't receive the Matrix. Everything worked out and no war was started. There are no such things as Autobots or Decepticons - only Cybertronians. In the peaceful days, one sparkling finds out you don't need a war to get into trouble... OC


What wants to say:

I hope you enjoy your stay here and my stories! I'm sorry in advance for...everything I'll do. Like if my OCs are too Mary-Sue and if they are, please tell me so. I came to improve.

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TFP: Dysfunctional Team by Epicenter Six reviews
In a Dysfunctional team, the squad usually hate each other. Unfortunately for 8 Decepticons, they are gonna have to work together to survive this adventure including deadly creatures, other alien races, and a dangerous Cybertronian third party. Pilot done. Season 1 started.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 82 - Words: 145,079 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Shockwave, Skywarp, Swindle, OC
TFA Kaleidoscope by Emotwo reviews
AU: A retake on TFA with some characters and plotlines shuffled around. Some things are different. Some things are the same. It all starts as a repair-crew consisting of 'six' Autobots stumble across the legendary AllSpark and... something else.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Ratchet, Wheeljack, Arcee
Friends in Low Places by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
How well do you know your friends? Or your enemies? The two might be harder to distinguish than you believe. The ladies of One Piece experience separate encounters with scoundrels of the highest order.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Boa Hancock, T. Law
Domestic Electronics by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Once upon a job in retail, an average Joe took home a returned domestic electronic from the Transformers brand. These are glimpses into a normal life with tiny electrodomestics running rampant through the apartment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,221 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Tarn, Kaon, Misfire - Complete
Landing in the Wrong Place by DubiumInfinity reviews
After receiving their friend's game in great excitement, two siblings play only to come across a glitch, sucking them in. Literally. Now, the two must survive on their own adventures, the references from the game being of little to no help. As the line between their reality and the game begin to blur, will the two ever get back home? Will they ever want or remember to?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 218,223 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Altaïr
The Destruction of Innocence by Sanru reviews
Flying Through Turbulent Skies part 1, Neoteric compliant: Five youngling are forced from the safety of their youth center out onto the war torn streets of Vos as the Civil War begins. What they are exposed to will haunt them for vorns to come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Silverbolt, Skydive - Complete
Through a Canine's Eyes by NyanWolfy reviews
In confusion I turned my head to the side to look at my body and I froze as I was met with orangey looking fur and four legs with paws on the end. Now, I was never the smartest kid in my classes, but I wasn't stupid either. I was in the body of some sort of canine. No, that wasn't right, I was a canine. OC story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 331,248 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Straw Hats P., OC
Bacon and Alligators by HamhaPHKFan reviews
After a mission gone awry leaves the children and Optimus in the base alone, Miko decides that the three of them are going to teach Optimus some human phrases to pass the time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Optimus Prime, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E. - Complete
Good Men by Fastern reviews
TFA / This tale dips into the adventures of the more minor characters of the show, eventually expanding into a hypothetical "Season Four" and a renewed war between the Autobots and Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,578 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime
A New Version of Reality by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 448,680 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack, OC - Complete
Glory and Honor by Kenya Starflight reviews
Sequel to Thundercracker's Glory. Coming of age in the wake of a war is never easy, especially when you're on the losing side... and Glory must find her own path in an increasingly dangerous galaxy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,959 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Thundercracker - Complete
A New Divide by Mighty ANT reviews
With the destruction of their base, Team Prime has scattered, leaving the Autobots to their own devices. While Optimus and Wheeljack search the stars for Autobot aid, the obscure island of Griffin Rock and its inhabitants come into play. Rescue Bots/Prime crossover. Post-"Darkest Hour" and spin-off 'The Strangest of Places'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,354 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Optimus Prime
The Supernova Eleven by Phalanx reviews
In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, Straw Hats P., Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Hatching Eggs by Pagen Godess reviews
No one can ever hope to understand why they stand with us as little more than slaves when they could whipe us from the face of the Earth. Slight Transfomers/Pokemon X-over. On hold due to lack of proper computer.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,362 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sam W.
Complications by AmaranthRose reviews
Annabelle Lennox has a new fort on the Autobot military base, and she only has two rules: no boys allowed, and you have to know the secret password. Sent by Ratchet to retrieve some parts, Ironhide has to enter the fort...and it's not going to be as easy as he first thought. Set near the beginning of TF: Dark of the Moon.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Father's Song by The Smiling Shadow reviews
The Songbird wasn't just any other machine. It had to not just protect Elizabeth, it had to want to protect her. It had to love her. This was a difficult problem to solve, however the people in the other world built their protectors and called them "Daddies." Perhaps the Bird could be fueled by a father's love.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
Kindred Sparks by Asher Tye reviews
When he manages to find a new project, Silas discovers his organization lacks a certain skill he requires to make it work. Thus does the terrorist leader decide it is time for a recruitment drive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,314 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Raf E., Soundwave, Bumblebee, Silas
The Wolf and the Jackal: An ACIII Story by MetalSetter reviews
What happens when I, an average 13-year-old tomboy gets thrown into the world of Assassin's Creed? And even more so, what about when I meet an assassin? Rated T for some cursing and minorly suggested themes. I do not plan on it being any higher. at all.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,024 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Connor K.
Duck Attack by Hubero reviews
"What are you up to?" Ironhide scrutinized Jaime warily. "Have Jazz or Sides ever got on your nerves, and you wanted to get payback?" she asked slyly. "Every Orn," he grunted. "How'd you like to make them paranoid that someone was after them?" He looked at her. She had his entire attention now. "Who?" he asked. Jaime grinned devilishly. "Karma." T because of swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Ironhide, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
A Child Shall Lead Them by Kenya Starflight reviews
Upon Optimus Prime's death, the Matrix of Leadership falls into the hands of a surprising candidate, and the Dinobot Swoop finds himself bearing a burden he could never have imagined.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Swoop, Grimlock - Complete
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Objective of the Game by tanyart reviews
Some interconnected scenes from an AU in which the an indy game company by the name of AC tries to make a game called Ubisoft.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
A Story Told and Ended by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"The Witwickys were human."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Spike W., Grimlock - Complete
After All by Morgan Stuart reviews
This is one way it might happen. There are, of course, many. NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes," "Facing Forward," "Sentry Duty," and "Lessons Learned."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Learn to Love the Reaper by helicase reviews
"Where's here? I don't know. Heaven, hell. Although, if I'm here, it's probably hell. Walk with me." Six discovers that the Afterlife is a mysterious thing. Oneshot.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
PMD Loopholes by Ysavvryl reviews
Time is being eroded in the lands of Pokemon. Who is chosen to save the day? A big sister, a bookworm ninja, an ex-outlaw, and an alien creature. Based off PMD Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,437 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Perihelion by Dawn Searcher reviews
Something was profoundly wrong with Rtas 'Vadum's world.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Rtas 'Vadumee, Arbiter - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,360 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Hello Kitty! by mojamojadansen reviews
This is the life story of a certain kitten by the name of Shoe, told partly from its perspective, during and after the events of JFA. Comedic/dramatic fluff, and a dash of some dark humour.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Adrian A., Shelly de Killer - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
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Prodigy At Service reviews
The civil war has hurt the sparklings the most but one manages to end up in the Autobots' care. What if Optimus' team had her also when they arrived to Earth? Rewrite of movies with OC, must have watched the movie. Half AU, no pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,484 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Optimus Prime
The Sweet and The Bitter reviews
Expect to unexpect the unexpected. My life was a lie when I got born into the most unorthodox circumstances of a reincarnation in the world of flying ninjas. Semi-serious parody of self-inserts, crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,401 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Shino A., OC
Insignificant Innocence reviews
IDW influenced-AU. Ray is a nobody, a youngling and Shockwave's personal assistant. With the Combaticons hitching a ride on her home and Shockwave's research spaceship, she gets to learns the glorious and mighty ways of the Decepticons. ...Right? As they approach their destination, she finds out that it has some dark history with Cybertronians.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014
Actually reviews
Two sisters were away from a storm, in the safety of their house. Suddenly an assassin appears! The problem would have been simpler if they had an Xbox to kick in the first place. Not even a PS3. So how did they get stuck with Altair?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Altaïr, Malik