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Joined 02-07-13, id: 4530156, Profile Updated: 12-04-14
Author has written 4 stories for Minecraft, Beauty and the Beast, Legend of Zelda, and Pokémon.

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Pacific Rim Job by PhillipMcRakke69 reviews
When Stacker Pentecost explains his plan to Raleigh, he gets much more than he first expected.
Pacific Rim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014
Timmy Bangs His Mom by confusedcoffee reviews
For my friend Cameron.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Timmy, Mom
Oasis by Combobulated reviews
On their gruelling trek through the Gerudo desert in search of the Mirror of Twilight, Link and Midna happen upon an oasis. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Link, Midna - Complete
Within the Confounds of his Mind by MangoGrape reviews
We all hear his pointless rambles, but perhaps Space Core's mind holds something much more significant.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Space Core - Complete
runscape: deader red speder by Bojakreturn reviews
is human playr man to b kill all deadly? will spders surive? FIND OUT
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012
The Giant's First Kiss by C. Q. 'Never Scared' Darkley reviews
Astaroth heads toward Ostrheinsburg castle set on devouring Soul Edge. Upon reaching the castle, he finds the only thing standing between him and his plans for ultimate power is a girl named Tira.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Astraroth, Tira - Complete
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GET REKT NOOB DNT CUM BAK 2 VIRIDIAN SCRUB LORD HAHAHA LOL reviews
suwear down dese pokmon scrubs dnt even no dat snorlax is a psychical attacker
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
CAUSE IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE reviews
An aspiring YouTuber begins an all new, hugely ORIGINAL Minecraft series in the hopes of spreading joy and entertainment to the Minecraft video starved community. Will he succeed in his quest to become internet famous? Will his INNOVATIVE and UNIQUE new series stand out amongst the millions and millions of other COMPLETELY IDENTICAL videos? There's only one way to find out!...
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013
WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS! reviews
The notoriously obnoxious TV Series Link has a brilliant plan that will assure him a kiss from Princess Zelda! He races off in the middle of the night to take the Triforce of Power from Boar Ganon and end his scheming once and for all. But will the Triforce of Wisdom be safe with Spryte while Link is gone? And who says Ganon won't have a few tricks up his sleeve anyway?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Link, Ganondorf
Nobody has GREAT ADVENTURES like Gaston! reviews
Wow, Gaston sure is bored now that Belle's mysteriously disappeared. Can LeFou possibly entertain his brawny master for the rest of the Winter until she returns? Will LeFou be banished from Gaston's presence to sit in the snow and await her return? Only one thing is for certain, nobody has great adventures like Gaston.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Gaston, LeFou