Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hi, I'm Lynn!
Okay, so basically my fandoms are The Hunger Games, Avengers, Sherlock, Percy Jackson/Hero's of Olympus, Revolution, Harry Potter, Doctor Who and Divergent.
Ok, now if you have a problem with Jason Grace or Piper Mclean (from the 'Heros of Olympus' books) you might not want to read my pjo fanfics because I absolutley love both of them and I'm very aware of the fact that most of the fandom hates them for no good reason. Ok, so Piper doesn't think Percy is atractive! Big deal! What, do you want her to try to take Percy away from Annabeth!? Do you want her to be like the rest of her siblings and brake every relationship she has!? And yeah, Jason gets nocked out a lot, but do you think he does that on purpose?! You guys act like Jason is trying to take Percy's place but he isn't at all! They are really good friends in fact, and if anyone's taking someone's place its Percy! I mean, he became praetor of New Rome while Jason was helping build a ship and gather supplies to come find and get Percy for there quest! And don't get the wrong idea, I love Percy very very much but you guys are just being biased! *rant over*
So if you ever want to message me your welcome to, I do enjoy discussing things about my fandoms with other people.
I used to be HungerGamesgirl911, but I didn't like that name, so I changed it.
Team Happy The Dragon
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
When life you Lemons
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Dude, what else is there?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (Captain Obvious Strikes Again!)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(...Are you kidding me!?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On a can of bug spray:
“Harmful to bees”.
(What did you think they would be harmful to?)
On a life-saving device:
On a TV remote control:
A New Zealand insect spray
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