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Once Upon a Parody
by The Lark reviews
The caffeine-induced play-by-play for those viewers who haven't been paying attention. Episode 4x10 now posted.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 540,683 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 12/20/2012
Just A Car
by Meresger reviews
"You kept it," he uttered, surprise and something like delight in his voice as a smile crinkled the corners of his eyes. "I didn't think you would..."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire] - Complete
by RainMirror reviews
Recently released from prison, Danny Gold has a plan to strike it rich, get his revenge and win back his true love. But in order to pull it off, he'll need a crew as crazy as he is! Contains all your favorite characters!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,646 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
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Another life reviews
Graham Humbert and Neal Cassidy meet in the afterlife. Both have already been granted permission to "move on" but apparently neither of them wants to. What they don't know is that their fates are somehow intertwined. Note: this is not a Graham/Neal shipping fic. Contains very little shipping, as a matter of fact, but when it does it is mostly Swanfire.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 6/4/2015
A Tale of Two Thieves reviews
Back in Portland, Neal sends Emma on a treasure hunt around town that will make her revisit a number of moments she spent with him, including fine dining under fake names, being heroes for a day and getting into trouble with a bunch of gypsies. At the end of her journey, she will have a decision to make – one that will seal their fate as a couple for once and for all.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,138 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire
Dreaming of You reviews
AU: When Regina gave Emma the gift of "good memories", there was only one unexpected side effect: her real memories of Neal were replaced by he lies she told Henry in True North. In the meantime, back in Storybrooke, Pan's curse settles in and leaves Neal with altered memories and a fake name that is a testimony to Pan's twisted sense of humor. Rated M for smut in Ch. 3 & 6.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S. - Complete
Home for Christmas reviews
Takes place in a very distant future, with Storybrooke partially restored - at least when it comes to roads and such! Neal has moved back to New York to give Emma some room. All is fine until the day Henry decides to spend Christmas with his father - and a certain conversation with Mr. Gold makes Emma realize that what you've asked for isn't always what you truly want.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S.
Keep the Cape On reviews
Sequel to "Family Sticks Together". The Ball is over but the Secret Valentine that has taken place stirs some trouble between Neal and Emma. Oneshot Swanfire Smut. Rated MA for language and graphic sex. Features a minor moment of Captain Floor as well.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S. - Complete
Family sticks together reviews
Turns out grown-ups play videogames too, and Emma Swan and Neal Cassidy are no different. However,when the games really begin, they were not counting on Belle and Rumple "walking in": double trauma for Henry when he shows up in the room as well? Silly story with no plot, meant to be slightly smutty although there is nothing too explicit on it. Prequel to 'You can keep the cape on'.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S. - Complete
A Bachelor's Life reviews
The crowd gets back to Storybrooke and life slowly goes back to normal. Except for Neal Cassidy, who is having a hard time adapting to his new routine now that Emma Swan started dating Hook. Among Whale's bachelor party, therapy sessions, nights out with the dwarfs, quality time with Henry and surprising conversations with Regina Mills, though, his life slowly gets back on track.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2013
AU: Neal Cassidy works as a driver for Mrs and Mr Nolan. His father, the gardener at the manor, is trying his best to reunite his son with the only woman he ever loved: Emma Swan, only heir to the Nolans and the wife of much feared businessman Killian Jones. However, in a place where no one is what they seem to be, a mysterious letter is all it takes to make everyone's masks fall.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S.
Neal Cassidy was getting ready to check out of Granny's when another guest showed up to take his room. And she had brought company... Inspired by Adam Horowitz "ha!" to Emma Swan new ship: Emma/Vibrator on Twitter. Explicit Content. Porn sandwiched between some humor and fluff. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire
Maid to Love You reviews
AU: One of them got married and lived in Manhattan. The other decided to leave a lonely life in Phoenix behind and start afresh somewhere else. One of them is rich, the other is dirt-poor. Will love find them regardless of the circumstances? Takes place 11/12 years ago. Warning: contains some serious smut from Chapter 4 on! In response to SwanFire AU Fridays prompt Rich/Poor.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,225 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Their first family picture reviews
Respose to prompt: "Swanfire second child", by TeamHenryMills. And so, they were back at the Enchanted Forest. Unfortunately for Emma Swan, that meant no painkillers during labor. To make matters worse, Doc was nowhere to be found. Much to her surprise, her husband's abilities apparently included much more than just sailing a magical ship. Warning for lots of fluffy family feels!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Incoming call: Emma Swan reviews
It all started with an afternoon of phone sex. But then, things escalated quickly as the Savior's superpowers took their toll on Storybrooke in the most unexpected of ways. To top it all, a contest organized by Belle in the town's library has a group of amateur writers seeking inspiration in a rather unconventional way. Rated MA for explicit language and sexual content.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire
Family Album reviews
A series of chronicles in which the Charmingstiltskins, Regina and Hook get together to celebrate different occasions. As usual, sparks will fly. Mainly Swanfire, though Rumbelle, Snowing and Hooked Queen are also explored.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire
Operation Flying Starfish reviews
Response to prompt: "Neal gives advice to Henry on his first date", by swanfirefamily. What Neal Cassidy hadn't actually expected was to go on a date as well, one that had so many chances of going wrong. Both father and son knew, after all, that Emma Swan was a tough cookie! The first part focuses on the father/son dynamic; the second half consists entirely of Swanfire fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Paige/Grace - Complete
Portland, 11 years ago. It's Emma's birthday, and Neal Cassidy wants her day to be special. Maybe they could even go dancing for the first time… if only fate didn't have other plans. Fluff, smut, angst. Rated M for explicit sexual content in Chapter 2. Warning: reference to abuse, unhappy ending. Might leave a bitter taste in your mouth.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Runaway Bride reviews
Neal and Emma are getting married. But, as usual, things don't go as planned. Response to prompt "Wedding Day", for Swanfire Appreciation Week. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
It takes two to tango reviews
AU: Emma Swan is having a hard time coping with the fact Neal Cassidy is getting married, until she decides that marriage is a game she too can play, much to the whole Clan Charming's dismay. In the meantime, Neal is busy handling wedding preparations while at the same time coping with very conflicted feelings about his future, and his past.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,449 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
More than Enough reviews
Now that Emma Swan stole his bug, Neal Cassidy does not know what his feelings are doing. She won't simply walk away… will she? A date at one of the city parks is his last chance to make a good impression, before she leaves him for good. Oneshot that explains why a certain peom saves the day in "It takes two to tango". Fluff (although I do use the word 'erection' - so be warned XD)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
You shall be punished reviews
Takes place after The Evil Queen. Unconvinced of Tamara's innocence, Emma Swan decides to go back to her room and ends up having to deal with a very angry Neal Cassidy as he catches her in the act. Their little fallout leads to a challenge that may result in the ultimate humiliation for him- that is, until Emma succumbs to her own urges. Rated M for Smut, and detailed sex in Ch. 3.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Tired of being trapped in a broken heart, Emma Swan decides to erase Neal Cassidy from her memory. When he decides to do the same, he realizes he is not ready to let her go, and tries desperately to hold on to his memories. Inspired by and borrowing from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Oneshot. Rated T/M for a minor sex scene – nothing too graphic, though.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
The last gig reviews
Summary: Neal knew, the moment he saw Emma in that tight reddish dress, that their last gig would not go as planned. She knew it too, when she saw that predatory look in his eyes as he leaned against the bug wearing that black leather jacket she remembered so well… Oneshot. Slight Crossover (see notes). Rated MA for violence, foul language and explicit sexual content.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Second Star to the Right reviews
Takes place a long time after young Baelfire goes into the vortex. He is now a Lost Boy, but little does he know that his luck is about to change, and once again for the worst, as a certain pirate plans a trip to Neverland. Mild SwanThief at the end. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
The only woman he had truly loved reviews
While Tamara makes out with Greg, Neal is taking a shower, but his memories won't leave him alone. Neither will Emma Swan. Angsty SwanFire Smut. Oneshot. M .
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
AU: Neal Cassidy is a stockbroker in New York. He thinks his life is doing great, until the day he gets a mysterious postcard. Following a friend's advice, he goes see a shrink and before he knows everything starts falling apart, as he takes a trip that will change his life forever. Rated M due to torture, coarse language and mild sexual content in a few chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 89,742 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete