Fred and George Weasley Twins
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Joined 02-09-13, id: 4533501, Profile Updated: 04-02-15
Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Aladdin, Little White Horse, Kim Possible, Tokyo Mew Mew, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Rock of Ages, Fairy Tail, Alex Rider, Divergent Trilogy, and One Piece.

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Name: Fred, Amy or Livy

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Star sign: Sagittarius

Likes: Anime/Manga, Books, films, love and mushy stuff, Fact Files, travelling and (of course) reading and writing!

Dislikes: Horrible people, bad plots, cliffys (reading them), notps, STEW I DO NOT LIKE STEW.

Supports: Gays/Lesbians, pansexuals, bi-sexuals, asexuals, transgenders... Just be yourself, I support you! If you ever feel the need to talk to someone, my inbox is always open! :)

Looks like: Long-ish chesnut brown hair, magical colour-changing green/blue/gold eyes (true), pale skin. (I think my nose is cute)

Aspires to be: An authoress, someone who travels, a journalist, a sociologist

My tumblr:

(George-Nice of her to include me don't you think! Fine I will make my own!)

Name: George, Charlie or Charlotte (but only when I'm in trouble)

Gender: Female

Age: 14 (*Sulks* but nearly 15)

Star Sign: Gemini

Likes: Fall Out Boy, danger and adrenaline junkie, dystopia stories, action or comedy films, and writing (duh!)

Dislikes: David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Nigel Fararge, mushy stories, not understanding stuff, classical music and cocky idiots

Supports: The army (woop woop go go them), everything she said except and terrible at replying and anti-animal testing groups.

Looks like: (A vampire gone wrong) blonde hair going brown, greeny/blue eyes (but in UV light we have found they turn purple!!!!!!), even paler than her except for the bruises I collect from being a clumsy nutter

Aspires to be: RAF pilot, physics genius or roller-coaster tester

(Don't have tumblr but..) My Instergram: fotojenic_ (or) r3covri

We are Fred and George and we rock. Now as we are still in education don't expect too many stories! George is a geek/nerd/lover girl, Fred is weird/cool/clever. Now most people would believe that school work would come before writing, not for us we spend about 99.9999999999999% of our time writing and sleeping. Stuff, school, work, George particularly has a BIG list at home of excuses for not handing in home work, broken printer is one of her favourites.

George - No it isn't, it's ' I'm very sorry miss I have been,' (for English) 'too interested in Jane Eyre' or history 'I have been on holiday at edge hill' Just adapt to the subject...

Fred-That's what you think!

George- SHUT IT FRED! Oh yeah both Fred and George are girls and proud. We also have a obsession with socks, I (George) collects trainer socks white, pink, yellow, blue, Luminous green...In most of our Harry Potter story's we have some mention of socks. One thing for future reference is that George can't spell at all so good luck deciphering words, guess who wrote this little paragraph?????

Fred-(Georgie of course!)


Well we all love a bit of humor and most of our story's include some humor (possibly none depends on your tickle) so please, please, please review all our stories we will really love you for it, unless you call us names when i will set my pet little brother on you but don't worry all he will do is snore at you and talk to you about top gear, Jeremy Clarkson, Aston martins and cars, i have to live with him :0.
If you hate twilight then follow us and we will love you forever more as we hate it too, Bella this, Bella that god its silly.
Hope you enjoy our stories,
Also if you think strongly on animal cruelty then I would be thrilled to hear as I am. George xxxx

Fred and George

Fred-Well technically George, YOU hate Twiglet I find it alright, some bits are a bit well messed up but there you go that's what happens when you combine vampires, werewolves and humans. You get a messed up love triangle.

George-(Twiglet is that a sort of Piglet???? O.o) But once you hear twilight this and that for 1 year constantly you get pretty peed off.
Ohh Fred who do you fancy cause u know who I like...?

Fred-NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! *Coughcough*None-of-your-god-damn-buissiness*Coughcough*

George- So tempted to change that to Jordan,
Fred and Jordan sitting in a tree
K. I. S. S. I. N. G
first comes love then comes marriage...

Fred- I will murder you... *Laughs maniacally* You'd better sleep with your eyes open, Georgie

George- You wouldn't! Only HM would (not her magistracy before you ask)

Fred- Yes I would, and anyhow, I have a borfriend now, who isn't Jordan. So HA.

George- You underestimate me Fred, I seriously do now know who that is...

The Below is Fred getting bored! At the bottom it's a bit depressing. Oh and for anyone who has a life, don't read the Hetalia bits. THEY ARE SO WEIRD!-George

Yes actually they are because almsont every single character in Hetalia is gay/bi/lesbian or wants to marry their BROthEr! (Belarus... Don't kill me.)) DON'T DISS HETALIA! -Fred

Fine fairyfail it is then! Love you really Fred!!! - George

Fairy Tail jeez what's your problem? - Fred


1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. You often have to write something a few times before you finally like it.

30. If you failed English 101.

31. Your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

32. You think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

33. You start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

34. People think you might have A.D.D.

35. You think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

36. The letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

37. No matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

38. When replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

39. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

40. People start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

41. You live off of sugar and caffeine.

42. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

43. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

44. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

45. You talk to yourself a lot.

46. You check your profile every ten minutes.

47. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

48. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

49. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

50. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

51. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

52. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

53. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

54. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

55. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. (or all night. who sleeps?)

57. You repost this onto your profile! :)

58. You missed that there was no 56

59. You just looked back up to see if there really IS no 56

60. You're now smiling…

Fred's Manga/Anime Fandoms and Ships:

Tokyo Mew Mew

Kishigo (HATE MASSYA!)

Pudding X Tart

Lettuce X Pai

Zakuro X Ryou

Mint X Keiichiro

Fruits Basket

Tohru X Kyo

Kisa x Hiro

Fairy Tail

NaLu (I love Lisanna and all but NaLi? ... no... just no)




Bixanna (Lisanna x Bickslow)

ElfEver (Just shut up, be a man, and kiss the damn girl already, Elfman!)


Mireed (Mira and Freed)

Laxanna (Canna and Laxus, I also ship her with Bracchus)

Rowen (George- OMG!!!!!!)

Cappy (Carla and Happy, who wouldn't?)

Albis (They're married)

Rerry (Ren and Sherry)

Lories (Loke and Aries)

StingYu (Sting and Yukino, I think it's cute!)



Urhime (Orihime and Uryu)

Black Butler

SebCiel (Oh yes)

Sebrell (Sebastian and Grell)

Ceiliz (Lizzie and Ciel)

Bardrin (Bardroy and Mey-Rin)

Ouran Highschool Host Club

TamaHaru (I meant just look at them!)

Kyoge (Kyoya and Renge... ADORABEL)


Hanri (Hani-Senpai and Mori-Senpai)

One Piece

Luna (Nalu backwards!)

Usopp x Kaya (SO cute)

Zoro x Tashigi

Fred-Edward Cullen is CLEARLY NOT a VAMPIRE. Edward's sparkly, Edward lives in the woods, Edward doesn't kill people. Edward is CLEARLY a FAIRY!


A poem by George xxx

Drag your feet into school
But she waits behind you
Dump your bag in the locker
But she watches you
Listening in lessons knowing the answers but to scared to say
getting 10/10 in the test but saying you got 5
Walk out of lessons
books to your chest
She pulls you into an empty classroom
Tells you your a Geek, a Boffin, a Weirdo
You wish you could run
But she holds you still
punches your face
bruises you wrist
bangs your head against the table
and leaves you slumped on the floor

This is not a wish to have help but this is a real story from me in Primary school, But now i have friends like Fred who have helped me rebuild my life and now i just call the Bully, a * *!

To keep a healthy level of Insanity!

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

20. Go to a costume party as a cowboy and when someone asks you where you got your costume from you say, "This is a costume party?"

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

21. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

-God thats sad!!!!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Guy: Not really

Girl: Do you want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose - me or your life

Guy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain, the guy runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind; is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you; is because I love you. The reason I don't want you; is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left; is because I would die without you. The reason I wouldn't live for you; is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you; is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life; is because you ARE my life."

-Awwwwww ditto


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why cant you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fatal position and scream: "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

My fav quotes!

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

-Oi that's mine

_ Not any more! And HEY stop butting into my stuff will ya!?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Harry Potter quotes!(Deathly hallows pt 1 & 2)

Neville - Yeah! You and who's army! (To the snatchers)

Fred and George - How ya feeling Georgie?

... Saint like.

Come again?

I'm Holy gettit? (Points to ear)

Of all the ear related humour in the world you got for 'I'm holy'? Pathetic!

Fred and George - We're identical!

Ron Weasley [in Room of Requirement] AHHHHHH! Goyle has set the bloody place on fire!

Goyle and Ron - [aiming at Hermione] Avada Kedavra!

[Ron chasing them off] Aaarrrgh! That's my girlfriend you numpty!

Ron- [About Hermione] We wouldn't last a day without her. Don't tell her I said that!

Dobby- [About Luna] I like her very much.

Dobby- [To Bellatrix] Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!

Hermione- [To Ron] You... complete arse, Ronald Weasley! You show up here after weeks, and you say 'Hey'?

If you find this Hilarious Copy and Past this into your Profile!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'lall

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came

crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your


A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different... or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or someone steals my word (AWESOME).

Ways to know you are a true Hetalia fan:

  1. History Class is one of your favorite classes
  2. Geography class can count as Porn- especially when learning about France and his "relationships"
  3. You refer to the landmasses as He or She instead of "it"
  4. You watch news just to hear about the different countries
  5. Whenever someone says something about the nations- you take it the wrong way
  6. You wish the AWESOME PRUSSIA is still around
  7. You ace any geography test, and know of micro-nations, secretly wanting to live there
  8. On Christmas, instead of waiting for Santa, you wait for Finland
  9. You can say at least one word in nearly every language in the world
  10. To write fan-fictions, you research history
  11. Instead of reading a history text book to study for the history quiz, you watch Hetalia
  12. You want to learn how to play an instrument
  13. You want a puffin, panda, or a Gilbird
  14. You say Awesome a lot
  15. Whenever your history teacher is talking about the nations (Even if its about war) you go into a fit of giggles

160 Things not allowed to do at Hogwarts!

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

5. The giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
9. I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.
10. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
11. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
12. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.
13. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
14. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
16. I will not reenact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall. Or anywhere else for that matter.
20. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.
21. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
25. I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
28. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.
29. I do not weight the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I am not allowed to wear death eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny.
32. I will not kiss Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
38. I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell everyone its the new Dark Mark.
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
51. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
56. I will not refer to the Slytherin dorms as "the Tremere chantry".
60. I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads, even if she really is.
62. The Giant Squid has never made an appearance in any hentai film.
66. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
67. -Or any other Slytherin.
68. I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.
72. I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
73. -I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
74. -It was not an honest mistake.
83. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled firewhiskey.
84. -Charming the label does not change anything.
85. I am not allowed to eat Chocolate Frogs in Potions class.
86. -Even if I brought enough for everyone.
87. -Emptying a bag full of them onto Professor Snape's desk to prove this last is unacceptable behavior.
92. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
95. The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is "You wanted to see me, Professor?" Not "I have it on good
authority that you have no evidence."
96. May not insinuate that all beautiful American exchange students to Gryffindor or Slytherin House in Harry Potter's
Year are Lockhart's misbegotten heirs, even if it's true.
103. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
104. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".
105. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
106. I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade.

107. - nor will I yell that there is the dark mark floating over somewhere
108. I will not walk up to Ron and Hermione and say they're the perfect couple
109. - Nor will I tell that to Harry and Ginny
110. - Nor Malfoy and Pansy
111. I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad
bad nightmare about Harry
112. - Nor will I do the same thing with Malfoy and his blanky
113. - Nor Snape with his girly girly bunny rabbit slippers
114. I will not tell Lockheart that he is actually a dancer who stars in Swan Lake
115. I will not write Moogles instead of Muggles
116. I will not ask harry if i can have a thunder bolt scar too

117. I will not ask Malfoy is Cole his brother
118. - nor snape
119. Draco is not billy idol's little brother
120. I will not ask Draco if i can use his face

121. Saying voldy is my hero is bad

122. I will not say that Harry has a female counterpart who stars in a kids education show.
123. -nor will I say that her name is Sharry Spotter.
124. I will not steal Draco's blanky
125. I will not yell i saw Draco and snape last night! in the great hall or anywere
126. I will not charm Hermione's cat to jump up and yell Rawr i'm he-who-must-not-be-named!
127. I will not try and get zombies to eat Draco
128. -nor snape
129.I will not follow anyone around saying "pimp hat" at the most random moments
130. Pokemon are not real, therefore i will not convince Hagrid that Pokemon are real animals so that he'll have a leson
all about pokemon.
131. I will not call Professor Dumbledore 'Dumbydork'.
132. I will not confuse Voldemort with Xehanort,
133. -nor will I say they are related in any way,
134. -nor mention that their names rhyme.
135. I will not yell, "Harry has a girlfriend! Harry loves Ginny!" in the great hall
136. - nor will I yell, "Ron loves Hermione!" in the great hall
137. I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall
138: Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and i should stop implying that she is.

139:- the same goes for Profesore Trelawny
140:- calling that drug something else changes nothing.
141:-nor does saying they are high on some OTHER drug.
142. I will not tell Dumbledore that there are people outside the books who despise him
. - nor will I say the same thing to Harry

144. I will not tell Voldemort that he's too freaken lazy to do stuff himself.
145. Cho is not on anti- depresants, nor should i imply that she needs them.
146. Dobby is not Harry's secret lover, no matter how much he wants to be.
147 Saying he's "obviously not good enough..." is just cruel.
148. calling the ASPCA about the way Ron treated Scabbers (wormtail) is pointless, as he is already dead, on the run, or a accomplise depending on where in the books you are.
149: I will not send Fainting Fancies to the Slythrin common room without a antidote, and only a card saying "To the
pretty-est girl in the house". Again.
150: I will not blame the Ravenclaw quiditch team for the entire female population of slytherin being unconcience for no apparent reason.

151: I will not let my owl claw out the eyes of the slytherins
152: I will not let my wand run amok and paint everyones faces purple

153: I am not to call people with freckles "spotted owls"

154: I will not eat liver then throw it up on proffessor snape
155: I will not punch the wandboards until they expload
156. I will stop insisting that Snape and Hermione are secret admirors.
157. - Same goes for McGonagall and Dumbledore
158 Nearly headless nick does not approve of being called Casper the Friendly Ghost.
159 The fact that dudley didnt like his pig tail does not mean i should keep switching to differnt tails to find one he
likes better.
160 If muggle children near the school WANTED their baseballs replaced with bludgers they would have said.

I Saw this and thought I'd Repost it:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just get

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled out on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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Tobias and I look into each other's eyes for a few more seconds. "We do fight." Tobias pulls me closer to him. "But we've learned to understand what's important and what's not, mostly. So we let the little things go, and when we do fight, we just...can't be serious, for some reason."
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An accident during a thunder storm rips Feliciana away from the orphanage, her home, but puts her in a place that could change her life forever. But when Lovina gets sick... very sick, what will Feliciana choose? Her new home, or her old home with the children she loves and thinks she's failed? MANY pairings.
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Lilium Stargazer by WrittenAnonymous reviews
"Lily," he said, tracing a flower in the air with his index finger. "Like the Lilium Stargazer." Lily stared at him blankly for a long moment. "The what?" she finally asked. "The loveliest kind of lily there is," Scorpius responded.
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Beg, Steal, or Borrow by Gillian Beilschmidt reviews
Steampunk/Pirate AU. Pirate captains Antonio Carriedo and Arthur Kirkland may have to put aside their differences to face a bigger threat. Feat. fem!Romano and fem!America, (Spamano and USUK) but there will be a lot of Hetalia characters in this one. Non-nation human names used. Minor character deaths and strong language, violence, and other themes.
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Beautiful Beginnings by Sirifoy reviews
James is rather fond of Lily, to say the least, until she comes back to school with…stay tuned! [James\Lily].
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The Witchy Trio were hung 300 years ago on All Hallow's Eve and swore that they'd rise again to steal the lives of all the children in Salem. It's 300 years later and the witches are back and hell bent on sucking the life out of all the children, particularly one Peter Kirkland. Can Amelia and Arthur along with the help of a cursed cat protect him from this devilish trio? UK/fem!US
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Survival Game by rexlover180 reviews
"Welcome to Survival Game. The people in this room are the ones you can trust, but are also your competition. The goal is to survive the longest in a horror movie. If you accomplish this, you win. GOOD LUCK." Arthur has woken up in a strange house, surrounded by people he doesn't know. And he can't even remember himself. USUK/FrUK and other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,933 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
The Princess and the Pirate by the epic one and only reviews
Lovina Roma Vargas is living in the shadow of her younger sister Feliciana but when she is kidnapped on her eighteenth birthday by pirates her life is changed forever. Fem romano and Pirate spain. Prussia hungary and germany italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Stealing the Stolen by Dolly Doodle reviews
Everyone wants something; pirates want treasure, villains want power, prisoners want freedom, and officers want recognition. But can everyone get what they want, when everyone's different desires revolve around the same thing? Pass it down the line, because it isn't stealing if it's already been stolen! (a rewrite of A Really Long Story. Contains USxfem!UK and multiple ships.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - England/Britain, America
The First Annual Hunger Games by TheAngryTaco reviews
A look through the eyes of a Capitol official and a Tribute at the very first Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013
Non Dementicare by NostalgicHipster reviews
Lovino Vargas, a tribute from District 12, has been chosen to participate in the Hunger Games. He knows he's going to die. But when Lovino meets the Spanish tribute from District 6, Antonio, he feels almost safe in the arena... Spamano, Human AU.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
GREEN by foureverbookworm reviews
Lily Luna Potter is a Slytherin. How could it be? Now she gets teased and tormented, some of her own family doesn't like her, and she's all alone. That is untill she meets a certain Malfoy who changes her world. Who knows, maybe they can make it? Note: There is Rose and Ron bashing. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,423 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Scorpius M., Lily Luna P.] - Complete
Who are You? by Iam.Titania-falls reviews
Lucy Heartfillia is assigned to kill the fifth boss of the most dangerous mafia gang-Fairy Tail. She didn't expected herself to actually joined the mafia business for money, well she needed the money after all. There she met with a certain pink haired- "L-Luce?"-"Who are you?" AU Story's better than the summary. Natsu x Lucy and maybe other pairings. Cover by Minallys
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,080 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Eventually by JokertheMatrix reviews
Human AU. Those who are close fight, some more than others. But they eventually make things right again. 30 Days OTP Challenge Fic. Eventual USUK. Rated T for swearing and other stuff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,421 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Of Pirates and CrossDressing Runaways by doiteain reviews
Feliciana and Lovina run away from home, disguise themselves as males, and join Antonio's pirate crew. pirate!Spain, fem!Lovino/Romano, fem!Feliciano/Italy, Spamano, Gerita, and all sorts of other lovely goodies. Rated for Lovina's vocabulary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,953 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Hot Chocolate by JokertheMatrix reviews
Human AU. Arthur is a Fanfiction writer that prefers to be by himself while Alfred is his idealistic fan. What happens when these two PM each other on Fanfiction. A Christmas one-shot with the same verse as Candy Cane. Rated T for mild swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Little Darlings continued by cheesefan reviews
This is basicaly Little Darlings continued. Its set about a year later after the end of the book and it's about Destiny and Sunsets life. I loved this story so much that i had to write myslef what would happened next. Story owned by Jacqueline Wilson
Little Darlings, Jacqueline Wilson - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012
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Ribena reviews
A simple grey letter fell through the letter box, the name Royal and General Bank were clearly displayed on it. Outside the door the figure peered through the door, they turned away. Another figure had appeared though the second one pulled a gun on the first as the first ducked and also pulled a gun. A single shot though the first's head.Picking the first up the second walked away
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 3/28 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Eagle, Tom H.
The Cook and the Marimo reviews
A fic of one shots to random Tumblr OTP prompts I find. Chapter 2: "Person A is walking down the hallway at school/work and Person B walks up behind them and pulls on their bag to get their attention. Person A flips out into self defense mode and..." Zoro/Sanji
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 4/9 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Fraternising with the Enemy reviews
Gajevy Mafia AU. Levy McGarden is one of the highest ranking agents in Fairy Tail, a somewhat 'good' Mafia group, and when in the catacombs under Magnolia city she finds herself following Gajeel Black Steel Redfox of their rival group Phantom Lord. What happens when Levy falls right into his trap? Rated T for language, voilence and themes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 1/4 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Of Dragon Tales and Fairy Stories reviews
A load of Fairy Tail one-shots I've put together, some related, some not. Mostly ship based (Nalu, Gajevy, Jerza, Gruvia, Bixana etc.) Third chapter: Wildest Dreams (Gajevy)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 4/10
Prom reviews
Lucy's an average high school student worrying about Junior Prom. Natsu and Gray already have plans, and Lucy had a couple of secret admires D and P. How does she react when she finds out who her secret admirers are? Main Pairing: Gratsulu (Gray x Natsu x Lucy)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31 - [Gray F., Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Last Christmas reviews
After Amelia finds her boyfriend cheating on her she runs away crying. Is being hit by a car be a good thing? It is if a cute English doctor happens to be in the car. Mentions of RusAme and RusChu. Main pairings- USUK, GerIta, Spamano, PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [America, England/Britain]
Hey there, Ichigo reviews
"Hey there, Ichigo, what's it like in Tokyo City? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty, yes you do... Shibuya can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true..."/ It's been five years since the final battle and Ichigo misses Kish, will he come back? / Based on kisshuismylife's one-shot Missing you and the song 'Hey there Delilah' by Plain White T's.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] - Complete
Mine reviews
He was in college, working part-time, waiting tables, left a small town, never looked back. She was a flight risk, with a fear of fallin' wondering why they bother with love, if it never lasts. A Gruvia one-shot inspired by 'Mine' by Taylor Swift. Pairings include Gruvia, NaLu, Gajevy and Jerza. Rated for slight language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
All about my Funny Valentine reviews
Lisanna and Bixlow are spying on Elfman and Evergreen, again, and feelings between the two are blossoming; but what happens when they get caught? Bixanna, Elfever (Nalu and Gruvia mentioned) Rated for mild adult themes. Inspired by the songs 'All about us' by He is We and 'My Funny Valentine' by Ella Fitzgerald.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3 - Lisanna S., Bickslow - Complete
How to be a girl- an Italy story reviews
With a bet, and a spell, Italy becomes a Girl! She has to go through puberty, boys and other horrific girly things as the bosses give the countries a year off to have an experience of 21st centaury high school! Will she servive? Read to find out! Fred! Fem-ItalyxGermany! SpainXFem-Romano! PruHun! UKxFem-US! And other pairings! Rated T for refrences and Romano's mild language!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,480 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Delusions of the mind reviews
Gajeel is a warden in Bedlam hospital for the Mentally Ill, Levy is a schizophrenic patient. AU set well before modern-day, Gajevy/Gale with hints of NaLu. Warnings character death and sad themes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
Modern AU. Lucy is a Fanfiction authoress and is approached by her idealistic fan, Natsu. What happens when they start to PM? A Christmas NaLu one-shot for my best friend. Other ships mentioned. Rated T for mild language and themes. (Cover image not mine)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Reload reviews
Love is strong, strong enough to make one die for another. But can it work the other way round? Tris died for Celeb. When Uriah died she collected him, taking him to her world. She watches Tobias and Zeke mourn, get drunk and so silly things. But something is happening, a jigsaw is being put together to do something special. FOURTRIS! PLEASE REVIEW,POSITIVE OR NEGITIVE, George xxxx
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,900 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Caleb P., Uriah
Living Dangerous reviews
Alex sat, by himself, at the back of the classroom. He sighed, it had been a month since he came back from his last mission and was greatly glad nothing had happened since. Peaceful, Alex thought, was a word he was forgetting. What with MI6 interfering at every opportunity. But Alex's good luck turned, again. And MI6 step in for Alex's class, SAS camp for them.A litte romance. Xxx
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Eagle, Snake
Fame, Fortune and Four reviews
Four, pop-star. Beatrice, presidents daughter. They meet again at a party. But between Portia, a fanatic fan, and somebody who should be gone. Will peace ever return? Fourtris. George xxx
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014
The Hummingbird reviews
Mafia AU. Levy McGarden, the granddaughter of F.T.I.S's (Fairy Tail Investigation Service) feared superior, Makarov Dreyar, the Don of the whole situation, and Heiress to the business. But, when she was told she had to team up with The Dark Knight and Metelicana- two well known undercover agents- how will she react? Gajevy/Gale Rated T for language and slight horror/gore scene R&R!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Pantherlily
Trails of Togetherness reviews
A list of slightly connected dabbles for ElfEver week. Day three: Secrets. Rated T cause I'm paranoid. (Updates may take a few days) X Fred X
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Evergreen, Elfman S.]
A year without rain reviews
Two years after the final battle, Ichigo and Masaya broke up but everything else is the same… or is it? Is there something wrong with Pudding? Is Deep Blue back? And Kish, Pai and Tart have sisters? Follow the girls and guys as they join forces to fight evil and find love. Please read and review!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - [Pudding F., Tart] [Ichigo M., Kish]
You were the one bit i didn't plan
"So what was you life before me drew?" On the roof of his mothers house, they tell of guitars and Stacey Jaxx. But why was drew in LA to begin with? With one reference, ONESHOT...George xxx
Rock of Ages - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Drew, Sherrie - Complete
A Disneyland Adventure reviews
Russia wins a bet against America and doesn't know what to do with the money .. HE TAKES EVERYONE TO DISNEYLAND! Requested by Idioticwrites please read! Pairings Fem!CanadaXRussia BelarusXLithuania Fem!LatviaXEstonia Fem!UKxUS Rated T just for mild language!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 9/26/2013 - [Russia, Canada] [Belarus, Lithuania]
Lilly Potter reviews
Lilly is an average witch. or so she thinks! It all starts when she befriends Scorpius Malfoy! Join them on their near death experances as well as love and heart break and Lilly's 'gift' maybe she's more like her dad than she thinks... Oh and people may think part of it is a crossover but it's not!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,168 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P.
Robin's Love Story reviews
What would happen if Robin Fell in Love with Maria? What if the valley wasn't the only thing that made him go with her to the tree? What if I stop asking questions and get on with the bloody thing? Find out if I will ever stop asking questions - I mean about Robin's life here! And remember R&R! Love yours truly Fred Weasley! XD
Little White Horse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,108 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Maria M., Robin
Enchanted reviews
Elizaveta is betrothed to Roderick, but she hates him. On the night of Gilbert's birthday there is a ball. She goes... Will sparks fly? PruHun! A cute little One-shot! Rated T to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Hungary, Prussia] - Complete
World War II
What if the death eaters fought back? 20 years on they are still there, waiting for somebody to come to lead their rebellion. Harry knows this is comming but the headmaster of hogwarts dosen't. When Draco feels his Dark Mark burn him and Harry tell everyone before it is too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,170 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Christmas special reviews
After the invasion at the award ceremony something awkward happens between Shego and Drakken. Will Kim's party make them realise something. Will a sertan Green giant want revnge? AGAIN! Mainly S/D fluff and some KP and RS 3 RUBISH AT SUMMARYS JUST READ - Fred out
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Shego, Drakken
The many exploites of Fred and George! reviews
Ever wondered what Fred and George do when JK dosen't report on them. Well now you find out. On a riproad diary of the famous comedians F&G...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - George W., Fred W.
Street Mouse reviews
A little twist on the disneys classic! Please reveiw!
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Aladdin, Jasmine - Complete