AristideCauquemaire
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Joined 02-09-13, id: 4533889, Profile Updated: 04-08-18
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Books.

Hello, Sweetie!

Thank you for coming over to my profile! I'm afraid there's nothing interesting to write about me, though :/ I'm simply one of hundreds of thousands of slash fanfiction writers, partial to everything HP that involves Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape, and wont/prone to write long, long stories that will never be as good as I want them to be. But hey - we do this for fun, yeah? I'm having fun writing (even if it's happening slowly). I hope you're having fun reading.

My first-ever beta is Nia aka HP-Lette-fan who has helped me through comma crises and grammar oddities. English isn't my first language. So if you ever wish to write to me - review, PM, hate mail, whatever - you can do so in German, English, Spanish or Chinese. I'll be delighted to answer.

I just finished a Hades Hangmen fanfiction (Yes! I am exactly as surprised as you!) that most certainly isn't fit for fanfiction dot net but I'll publish it here anyway...

Well, that's all. I hope you'll enjoy my stuff!

Love,

Aristide

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Perdition Rewritten
[Hades Hangmen MC fanfic] The life of Viking, Secretary of the Austin chapter of the Hades Hangmen Motorcycle Club, is all about the four B's - bikes, brawls, beers, and women. When a discovery at a neo-Nazi base turns into something more, he is forced to sort out his priorities, face his own past, and fight for a future he wants. hetromance, angst, drama, mature themes, language
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,768 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Complete
Dad Talk reviews
A tiny story about a tiny human and love at first sight. Belongs into the 'A Helping Hand' universe. One-shot, hence complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Helping Handshake reviews
Time to tell the parents. [Short-ish sequel/follow-up/thing to "A Helping Hand, or A Hogwarts Bathroom Ballad". Slash; Scorpius/Albus. Dad jokes, Daddy issues, Dogma references. Complete!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,445 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Helping Hand, or A Hogwarts Bathroom Ballad reviews
Desperate measures are taken to avert a two-family-crisis, and just like that, desperate times are ahead for Scorpius Malfoy. Seriously desperate times. Lucky for him, he has a true friend who is ever ready and willing to lend a hand... [Slash, SM/AP, Next Gen, M for naughtiness. General/Romance with a pinch of crack. Sequelthingy "A Helping Handshake" now complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,193 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Ardor Animorum reviews
The second part/sequel of Calor Cupiditatis, in which past sins unexpectedly catch up with Scorpius Malfoy in person, roles are reversed and tables are turned... Next Generation, Slash SM/JSP. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,675 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Scorpius M., James S. P. - Complete
Calor Cupiditatis reviews
"When Scorpius found the spell, he was thirteen. Looking back on it later, he sometimes thought that maybe the spell had found him instead. Like mistakes will find the person to make them, or like a sin eventually finds the sinner who can commit it..." Slash, Next Generation, SM/JSP. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,094 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Scorpius M., James S. P. - Complete
Stars, Hide Your Fires reviews
Draco Malfoy is becoming scared of waking up in the morning. Exhausted, he hardly even notices as his waking hours slowly become one lasting nightmare - from which only one person can rouse him. Drama, angst, grown-up language & themes; original characters, time leaps. Post-Hogwarts. Slash, DM/HP. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,556 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Astoria G., Ginny W. - Complete
Thoughts of others reviews
The influence of three things no one can escape: The past, the innermost desires, and the thoughts of others. HP/DM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Doors we open, lines we cross reviews
When things happen in front of our eyes, they sometimes start to happen deep inside of us as well. Severus Snape who has seen too much in his life already has yet to learn this. Complete, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,895 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Severus S. - Complete