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Joined 02-10-13, id: 4536721, Profile Updated: 06-27-15
Author has written 16 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Avatar: Last Airbender, Doctor Who, Frozen, and Once Upon a Time.

Hello you have just clicked on to the profile page of a self (proudly mind you) proclaimed weirdo (why would anyone want to be normal anyway?), Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disoredered (or ADHDed for short), 16 year old girl, 11th grader, whose pen name is artsoccer. I love to do art and to play soccer, hence the name, artsoccer.


Favorites

Favorite TV shows: House of Anubis, Mythbusters, Once Upon A Time, A-Team, Hogan's Heroes, Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Nine Lives of Chloe King, Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb, Doctor Who, Top Gear, and Hercules The Legendary Journeys.

Favorite Books/Book Series: Ranger's Apprentice, The Brother Band Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Lost Hero, The Kane Chronicles, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Charlie Bone, Maximum Ride, The Thief Lord, Goblin Wood, among many others.

Favorite Couples: Fabina, Swan Queen, Peddie, Amfie, Walfie (yes I know these two are conflicting), Jerome and Joy, Perthabeth, Sadie and Anubis/Walt, Zia and Carter, Vanessa and Ferb, Katara and Aang, Suki and Sokka, Hercules and Morgan, Max and Fang, and Will and Alyss.

Favorite Plays: Wicked, Mama Mia, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, The Music Man, and Brigadoon.

Favorite Movies: The Thief Lord, True Lies, Total Recall, The Avengers, The first few Star Trek Movies, Captain America, Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The first three Pirates of Caribbean movies, Night of the Comet, Back to the Future, and Men in Black


Facts About Me (This is why you all came to this page, right?)

Age: see above (in case you missed it, I'm sixteen)

Gender: see above (in case you did not see, I'm a girl)

Religion: I am Jewish (IF I SEE ANY ANTISEMITISM I WILL GO AFTER YOU!!!!!)

I LOVE CHOCOLATE(I told you that I had ADHD (I do love chocolate though)

If I'm reading a good enough book the world could end, and I couldn't care less/ not notice at all.


90% OF TEENS WOULD HAVE A BREAKDOWN IF JUSTIN BEIBER WAS STANDING ON THE EDGE OF A TOWER READY TO JUMP. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 10% OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD BRING A LAWN CHAIR AND POPCORN AND SCREAM "JUMP!"

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Fluteorwrite, Katnissfire87654, Mellarkfan121, 1pjlover artsoccer

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1.) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2.) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3.) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


If you don't read 800 lines worth of stuff people have copied into their profile, don't copy this.


If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nintey-six percent of teens won't stand up to God copy and paste this on your profile if your one of the four percent who will

If you can't out smart them, out dumb them


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

[ ]You Like Being in Charge

[x]You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

[ ]You were voted Class President.

[ ]You do what’s best for everyone. (that doesn't sound very Zeus)

[ ]You think you have what it takes to run for President.

[ ]You think every problem has a solution.

[ ]You love showing off.

[x]u like plane rides

[ ]You are hydrophobiac

2/10

POSEIDON

[x]You feel at home in the water.

[ ]Your favorite vacation place is at the beach

[ ]You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. (Never gone:()

[ ]You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

[x]You visit the local pool on a regular basis. (As long as my pool counts as local)

[ ]You swim professionally.

[x]You hate seafood.

[x]You never get seasick.

[/]You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

[ ]You are acrophobiac

4.5/10

HADES

[x]You’re not that much of a people person.

[ ]You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

[x]You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

[ ]You like listening to loud, angry music.

[x]You spend most of your time alone.

[x]You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

[x]You like to keep to yourself.

[ ]All your closets are padlocked.

[ ]You write in diary/journal.

[x]You feel most active at night.

6/10

DEMETER

[x]You own a garden.

[x]You like the great outdoors.

[ ]You have a green thumb.

[ ]You’re an environmentalist.

[ ]You have a special connection with animals.

[ ]You’re a vegetarian.

[x]You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world

[ ]You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

[ ]You love going to flower shops.

[x]You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

ARES

[x]You often start fights.

[x]You’re a very aggressive type of person.

[ ]You like watching wrestling.

[ ]You’re competitive.

[ ]You like reading about war.

[x]You don’t take crap from anybody.

[x]You have anger management. (Well I need it:) )

[x]You never back away from a fight.

[ ]Everyone does what you say. (I wish)

[x]You don’t always think before you do something.

6/10

ATHENA

[x]You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

[x]You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

[x]Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (Hanukkah not Christmas)

[ ]You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

[ ]You’re the valedictorian in your class.

[ ]You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

[s]You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (s for sorta)

[x]You think it would be better if you were the President.

[x]You have a huge shelf of books at home.

[ ]You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5.5/10

APOLLO

[x]You’re very creative and artistic.

[x]You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

[ ]You always feel sunny and optimistic.

[x]You are talented at drawing.

[ ]You like writing poetry.

[x]You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

[x]You like going to art museums.

[ ]You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

[x]You have straight As in Art on your report card.

[x]Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

7/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

[x]You dislike boys in general.

[ ]A deer is one of your favorite animals (death to those vermin)

[x]You can shoot targets

[ ]You like silver.

[/]You like the moon better than the sun

[x]Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

[ ]You love wild animals

[ ]You spend most of your time outdoors.

[ ]You love to move around the place

[ ]Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. (Hunting is just fun :) )

2.5/10

HEPHAESTUS

[x]You have a way with tools.

[x]You build awesome things during your free time.

[x]You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

[ ]Metalworking is your forte.

[ ]You have your own toolbox.

[ ]You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

[x]You’re a techie.

[x]You often have carpentry projects.

[ ]You dream of being a carpenter.

[x]You aren't afraid of fire.

6/10

APHRODITE

[ ]Every guy/girl swoons for you.

[ ]You like putting on makeup.

[ ]You naturally smell good.

[ ]You never experience a bad hair day.

[ ]Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

[ ]You’re always at the front of every trend.

[ ]You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

[ ]You’re often invited to parties.

[ ]Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

[ ]You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

[ ]You like pickpocketing your friends.

[x]You’re a prankster.

[ ]You’re a speed demon.

[x]You consider yourself restless.

[ ]You’re the best speaker in the class.

[x]You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

[x]You’re inventive and resourceful.

[x]You often start arguments.

[ ]You’ve never lost a debate.

[x]You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

6/10

DIONYSUS

[ ]You’re the life of the party.

[ ]You like wine.

[ ]You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

[ ]You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

[ ]You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

[ ]You’re a foodie.

[ ]You like going to social events and mingling with people.

[ ]You like trying out new food.

[ ]You feel that you’re abundant in life.

[ ]You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

HECATE

[x]Being called 'crazy' is a compliment

[x]You like magic

[x]You like Harry Potter

[x]You're bold

[ ]You hate when people think you're the bad guy

[ ]You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy

[x]You couldn't care less about fashion

[ ]Teddy bears are lethal in your hands

[x]You like being different from everybody else

[x]You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

7/10


If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death... maybe not laugh more like a snicker... a quiet snicker... and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?

The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people than you think. Copy and paste this if you're against bullying.


One Hundred Things About Me

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Don't have
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures/Drawings
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I've been told I snore
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anything that I like
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 1:55 pm
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Nothing
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Season 1 House of Anubis
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My insanity
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5' 3"
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My mom
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? None
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I couldn't care less
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I don't
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Hot chocolate
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Meatballs
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate!
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Getting invited to sit at someones table at lunch
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Nope
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't have
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Dog
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? *Shrugs shoulders*
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Don't know
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: A number from one to a hundred
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Don't care
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My House
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Mom
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Running
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nada
37. FIRST JOB? What job?
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Nothing much
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? I don't
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yep
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Hadn't really thought about it...
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Small number
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Once in a while
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Dove
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? What kind of question is that?
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I'm lazy, I crack my knuckles
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Don’t have CDs
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah, sure
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I don't release it, too scared
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Can I say Israel?
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Don't know
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? None, I don't have a cell phone
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Sadly yes
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Wha? Sarcasm? Psh, nooooo. No, I don't...
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatos
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? He’ll have to like me for me. I’ll do the same.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Rachael Ray, Rachy-poo (If anyone here calls me by ether of those names, they won't live long enough to regret it)
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? None
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Mythbusters/House of Anubis
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Anything with chocolate.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yeah
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? …. No comment.
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? No, at least I was honest
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? No Clue
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Could care less
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My ceiling fan, the cicadas, and the guys replacing the liner in my pool
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mom
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? How they act
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Wha?
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Mrs. Mikels the Evil teacher in my school, just ask anyone who's had her.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? Don't have
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Well, I'm a Gemini
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown
86. EYE COLOR? Brown
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonlds
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never tried
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Brain Games
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Last day of school
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I play clarinet
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat (according to my parents)
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Neither
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, duh.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? School lunch
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? A toy car
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? In-between books
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: What love life?


Life Lessons

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Racizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Rainbow human (or should I classify "human" as least favorite...)

3. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Rainbow Chocolate Milk

4. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shadow

5. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fave fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Words

6. YOUR NICKNAME: (fav chocolate - milk, dark or white and fav season ): Milk Fall

7. YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS NAME: (first letter of your name, first vowel in your favorite girls name and last letter of your favorite boys name): Rax

8. YOUR SPY NAME: (a word your best friend describes your personality and your worst day of the week): Strange Sunday

9. YOUR FUTURE NAME: (first letter of your name, first vowel of your favorite color, last letter of your favorite animal, second vowel of your favorite drink, second letter of your first pet, second to last letter of your favorite fruit, last vowel of your favorite season and first letter of your favorite chocolate - milk, white or dark): Ramohram


1. FIRST NAME: Rachel

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?:

My Hebrew name came from my great aunt rose

3. SIBLING NAMES:

I gots no siblings

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?

No answer

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS?

WHAT?!?!

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Why does everyone want to know?

7. KIDS?:

If your asking if I have kids.No.But newborns-3 year olds: Cute but not enough to make me like them. 4-5 yr.old: Ehh pretty annoying 6-8: Egh kill me!Not literally though. 9-12:Kinda weird. 13-18:Annoying teens.Sometimes.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Yeh, I think, maybe not

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?

Nada

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

Nooooo...totally NOT sarcastic (Sense the sarcasm?)

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Yeah

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Yes

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

Good Q

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?

Nope

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

Mentally or Physically? 'Cause mentally yes, and physically no

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Chocolate

17. SHOE SIZE?

Depends on the shoe.

18. RED OR PINK?

RED! DEFIANTLY RED!!!!

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?

I don’t know…what about you?

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

My cat Shadow

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE?

Sure, whatever; I don’t care.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

Um right now I'm at home (so no shoes). I have brown pants

23. LAST THING YOU ATE?

food

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

My computer's fan

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

Multi

26. FAVORITE SMELL?

Uhhh...

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My friend Jo Jo

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?

I'm not attracted to anyone

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

Sorta copied and pasted changed some of the answers...

30. FAVORITE DRINK?

Chocolate Milk

31. FAVORITE SPORT?

Soccer

32. EYE COLOR?

Brown

33. HAT SIZE?

Now how the heck am I supposed to know that?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

No!Glasses don't want contacts

35. FAVORITE FOOD?

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?

either?

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER?

UMMMMMMMMMMM

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Good question

39. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Swinter

40. HUGS OR KISSES?

Neither.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT?

Chocolate stuff.

43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (First name of favorite actor last word in favorite show):

Johnny Anubis or Johnny Mythbusters

44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name):

Rachel Captin (yes I know I misspelled captain, I meant to to that)

45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name):

Friraolf

46. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Chocolate Milk

47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Aimon (My dad has no middle name, and I have no siblings)

48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name):

Lynn (See above)

49: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Shadow

50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, favorite car)

Herbie Car

51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe)

Chocolate Sneakers

52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)

Rainbow Human (see above on the human thing)

53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers)

Siemor Sam

54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)

Quinn (I don't know any cities)

55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower)

Fall Dead

56. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now)

Strawberry Underpants

57. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)

Cereal Tree

59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite game character)

Die None

60. MURDER NAME: (Your favorite word, favorite kind of food, favorite weapon)

Butterfly Chocolate Fist


FIRST PUT YOUR FAVORITE HOUSE OF ANUBIS CHARACTERS IN ORDER THAN PLAY AS YOU GO ALONG

1. Amber
2. Alfie
3. Nina
4. Jerome
5. Victor
6. Fabian
7. Patrica
8. Willow
9. Mr. Sweet
10. Poppy

1. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?(Jerome invites Nina and Willow)
Good question

2. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?(Mr. Sweet and Victor)
Victor would bring along Corrbier

3. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?(Amber or Fabian)
Amber

4. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in…their reaction?(Alfie and Patricia, Poppy walks in)
Walks back out

5. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?(Nina falls in love with Fabian, Willow)
Willow jealous, I didn't know she had it in her

6. 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2, or 7(Jerome jumps me; Poppy, Alfie or Patricia)
Patricia, she's the only one without a strong positive relationship with Jerome

7. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?(Amber)
The oven explodes

8. 1 and 7 are making out and 9 walks in! What happens?(Amber and Patricia, Mr. Sweet walks in)
Adverts his eyes

9. 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?(Nina has to marry either Willow, Jerome or Mr. Sweet)
Jerome because he is the only male her age in the group

10. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2 is release. What is it?(Patricia kidnaps Alfie and demands from Victor)
Corrbier

11. You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose?(Amber or Fabian)
Fabes

12. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?(Poppy challenges Jerome)
Because they're siblings

13. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?(Nina)
Fabian forces everyone to back off!!!

14. Everyone is invited to 10 and 2’s wedding except for 8. How do they react?(Alfie and Poppy's wedding,Willow is not invited)

She wouldn't care, because Willow would be too busy crying over her lose of Alfie to care.

15. Why is 6 afraid of 7?(Fabian afraid of Patricia)
Because seven ate nine, JK. Because she's Patricia, need I say more?

16. 10 gathers everyone around to tell a fairy tale. How does it go?(Poppy)
Once upon a time, a girl named Poppy missed her father; so she found him. THE END, NOW GET TO BED!!!!

18. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house? What happens?(Victor and Mr. Sweet)
I would let them in and grab the video camera for some major blackmail later on

19.1 arrives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens? Why are they late? (Amber arrives late for Alfie and Poppy's wedding)
She was doing her hair

20. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
They are protesting about why cameras are following around and I seem to know everything about them. I squeal and hug everyone.

21. 2 try's to get 1 to go to the zoo. what happens?(Alfie and Amber)
After a long time Amber finally gives in.

22. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1(Fabian and Amber)
Fabian would try to save them both


95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Beiber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell, "Do a flip!"


I'm not weird... My reality is just a little different than yours. If you agree, put this on your profile.


Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend laughs at you, trips you again, and continues to laugh.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's only yours that's stupid.

There are no stupid questions; just stupid people.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.


If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could write with a feather pen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If talking to yourself is a common thing, copy and paste this into your profile.

93% of american teens would have a severe emotional break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets strange.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. I did.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Dare I say it... if you HAVE died, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, SabrinaDaphne13, iizninja (AND VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! THEY DIE!!!!), charn14,nabian8735(I'm not obsessed), harrypottergirl998, artsoccer

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.

Confucius says: Man who sit on tack is better off. (Of course a woman would have never sat on tack to begin with)

I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver and working ear plugs are platinum

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans like we try and have British accents?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

(o.o)

(u u)

This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)

Something to think about: If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Oh, deep, I know.

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.

Copy and past this into your profile, if like me you go around on other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and past.


I am the kind of girl that...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, ral7224, stuckbeingrachel, DesiredHOA01, sarvaniluvsbooks, Ajluv, artsoccer,


Bold the stupid things you've done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (several times)
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door - It wasn't even a transparent/glass door!
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (Or near enough)
39. Walked into a wall
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house- and realized it after school.
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (What??!!! I have 35 of these left to do????)
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (all the time)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth


If you're still reading my profile than I give you a hand (just not my hand), I wouldn't have read this far.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight


If you HATE child abusing copy and paste this to your profile.

My name Kelly

I am only three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Kelly

I am only three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care


They hurt her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concret at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...they believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying They hurt her, then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

... its Very Creepy.

The WHOLE story of the Girl who was pushed (Aka) THEY HURT HER( Poor Carmen)

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.

xXx

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sally

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I'll try and be nice,but when he does come

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

and i run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless!

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

Child abuse, if you want to stop child abuse past this onto your profile, please make it stop


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded


SARCASM AND OTHER STUFF...

1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (so we have children's aspirin...that children can't get to)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (Really? Now that's shocking...Seriously, I think that was life changing)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Dang. I've become addicted to sleep-hair-curling. This will never work!)

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (And here I thought it was ice. Face-palm!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (You mean we can't chew through all that frozen goodness?)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Does this mean people can use it to protect themselves from hurricanes?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Uhhh...I kinda thought frisbees were all one piece...Do they come with batteries now or something?)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (So now sticking them in kids' stomachs when they don't behave is out of the question. That's not abusive or dangerous, now is it?)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (So there's going to be a trial during that person's funeral. Sounds like fun!)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (You mean it's not a substitute for whipped cream? NO WAY!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (As opposed to non-regular soap?)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (So that's why we take them! I thought they were a replacement for coffee)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (You mean puzzles don't come all put together in one box?)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Uhhh...I don't think I even want to know)


This is funny but also true on BOTH sides...

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.

The women won (although in Spanish, it technically is La Computadora)


97 of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3 who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this


If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Post this on your profile if you've ever laughed at something completely random that happened like a week ago.

Post this on your profile is you have ever been in a serious conversation and shouted "SHINY!", randomly.

If you have ever run into a door or a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that really wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a glass door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this to your profile

If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile


"impossible is a word only found in the dictionary of fools"

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line


SHUT UP VOICES. Or i'll poke you with a Q-Tip again


If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.


If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile.


If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!


The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.


PJO FAns Must have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

2. Run through the isles shouting; "ITS GONNA BLOW! EVERYBODY GET OUT"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream:
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose YOU!"

Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!!!


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "MAN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you


THINGS TO DO AT A MOVIE THEATER
-When your sitting next to someone you don't know reach over and grab some popcorn out of their bucket.
-When the movie gets exciting yawn and shout "This is boring!" and act you like fall asleep.
-When someone sits in front of you throw popcorn and candy at their head. When they turn around act like you have no clue what they are talking about.
-When people kiss say "Awwwwww!!!! They're so cute!!!"
-Start reading a book with a very bright book light.
-When someone dies say "Good! They finally died! I couldn't stand them!"
- At the end of the movie give it a standing ovation while shouting "Encore!" Encore!"
-Throw roses at the screen


true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the heck you DID that.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.


It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap the person telling you this.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
You're intoxicated by my very presence
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, pretty lights!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that stupid Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.
I have an AWESOME plan!! All I need is a purple giant unicorn named Bob, 1,000 blue gummy bears, a hobo named Steve, a toaster, and a partner in crime! Any volunteers?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.

People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight .

People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't


96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile.


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, XBeautifulbabe405X Hollywood x Blondie, stessa, xXxChocolateHeartxXx, 1PhEeLyGuRl, heavennoseven, Not Afraid To Dream, artsoccer


95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick


1. Amber

2. Willow

3. Nina

4. Mr. Sweet

5. Rufus

6. Uncle Ed

7. Sara

8. Patricia

9. Alfie

10. Mrs. Andrews

11. Mr. Winkler

12. Victor

1: Have you ever read a one/three story? (Amber/Nina)

No

2: Is number three hot? How hot? (Nina)

Yes

3: What would happen if nine got six pregnant? (Alfie/Uncle Ed)

Is that possible?

4: Have you ever read a three/five/nine story? (Nina/Rufus/Alfie)

No

5: What would happen if twelve died in a hole? (Victor)

I might cry, but no one else would

6: Do you recall reading a story about eight? (Patricia)

Many

7: Do you think it would work out if two and eleven were dating? (Willow/Mr. Sweet)

Nope

8: What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve sex? (Sara/Willow/Victor)

She would be very confused

9: Make up a summary for a three/ten fic. (Nina/Mrs. Andrews)

I can't

10: Five/nine or five/ten? (Rufus/Alfie or Rufus/Mrs. Andrews)

Neither

11: Would two and six make a good couple? (Willow/Uncle Ed)

Aside from the fact that would make Uncle Ed a pervert, yes

12: Is there anything as one/eight fluff? (Amber/Patricia)

Yes, I once read a story about that.

13: Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Sara/Victor)

I missed you

14: What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? (Mrs. Andrews)

How the hell should I know?

15: If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would the warning be? (Amber/Uncle Ed/Victor)

Warning may bore you to death on account of a long talk about ancient Egypt, but then again we do have Amber, so...

16: What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? (Mrs. Andrews/Willow)

Brain Fart


"Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later. And if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you."


65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.


If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.


Teacher: You're late.

Student: What do you mean?

Teacher: You missed a whole period!!!

Student: ... Are you telling me I'm PREGNANT?


When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

Hi. If you are still reading this.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy this on your profile!


You know you're a House of Anubis fan when... (Italicize the ones that you do):

You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.

You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.

You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.

Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant." (or something along those lines :))

You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.

You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.

You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.

You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.

You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.

You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.

You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.

You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.

You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.

You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian.


You Might Be An Author If... (Bold yes, un-bolded NO)

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background (sometimes).

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing (often).

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself (Sadly, I need a life :)).

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You hate using words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.


If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

I like rumors. I learn things about myself that I never knew!

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected.

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

-All sane people who worked here quit


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EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (Actually, it's because they just refuse to eat it)

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Fanfiction Rules:

While I may end up breaking these myself at times, I try to stick to these as much as possible. You're welcome to borrow them yourself (in fact, I encourage you to).

1) Do not make canon characters act completely out-of-character. The only reason you should do that is if you handle it carefully, it is short term, and you have a very good explanation as to why. Nothing throws a person for a loop like their favorite character acting weird all of a sudden. This also means that you shouldn't treat your least favorite character like they're an idiot just because you hate them. Try to be fair to all the members of the canon, not just those you like. In fact, take it as a challenge to write them well, despite your personal feelings.

2) "There," "their," and "they're" are different words with different meanings. The same goes for "it's" and "its." Learn them and know which one is which. It makes a world of difference in your writing if you use the correct word.

3) Reread and double-check your work. Spell-check is not fool-proof. Sometimes just going over something will help you spot dumb mistakes. I end up writing out on paper my story first, then type it. That takes care a lot of mistakes, just copying it to the computer. Then, I reread it a little later to spot the rest. Find your own system, but you need to reread your work!

4) One word, people: grammar. Do not fear it; love it. Nothing can scare off a reader like horrid grammar in a story. And if they do stick around, chances are they can only barely understand what they're reading.

5) All pairings are fair game, if it makes sense. If there is no hint at a character having feelings towards another, good or bad, why act like its been there all along? Those new feelings can develop, but don't create them all at once. It's not nice to break up an established couple just to stick the hero with your original character either. And not every boy and girl (or boy and boy, or girl and girl. I'm not against that, if there is a evidence of that in the canon to support that kind of relationship. Please don't do that just because you can) has to be a couple. Friendships can be just as important and difficult to craft, but worth the effort in the long run.

6) "Ain't" is not a word. The only reason I will allow it in a story is in dialog. People can say it in conversation, but other than that... NO!

7) Be descriptive in your work. Don't just say "It was a black cat," say "The feline rubbed his midnight fur against her leg, blinking his amber eyes with pleasure." Much more fun to read.

8)There are hundreds of ways to say "said" (yelled, cried, whispered, begged, questioned, wondered, remarked, called, announced, gasped, laughed, smirked, growled, groaned, screamed, smiled, joked, hissed, explained, described, muttered, grinned, wept, panted, sighed, asked, coughed, snarled, shrieked, snapped, chuckled, choked, shouted, giggled, moaned, whined, complained, whimpered, breathed, mumbled, assured, purred, informed, babbled, yelped, lied, suggested, complimented, blabbed, snickered, commented, replied, grumbled, summarized, declared, etc). Use them. They're more descriptive of the tone, volume, style, and emotions of the speaker and really take a good story to a great story.

9)Don't be afraid to try new story ideas. Just think them out first. How many times do you find a fanfiction that is incomplete because a writer doesn't know where to go from there? It helps to have a rough plan for the story of how to get from point A to B. It prevents you from writing yourself into a corner. You can always change it as you go, but it will give you some structure to work with.

10)Original characters are fine to add to a story, just beware of the curse of Mary Sue. Make them believable. This means faults, imperfections, a back story (not a overly sappy one with either too much perfection or too much angst! That's not a back story; that's a soap opera), and real personality. Don't just photocopy yourself in so you can date your favorite character, either. Create an original character, meaning not existing elsewhere (including the real world). In all likelihood, not every canon character will like the same person equally. Some may hate them (shocking, right?) and they could be very well justified in their hate. Some personalities just clash. (This does not mean that your least favorite character must be mean to your original character so you can show the world why you hate that character. Try to be better than that.) The more realistic you can make them, the better. If possible, create an individual that could easily have existed since the beginning, even if they didn't deal with the canon characters directly, and seems to belong in that universe.


When nothing goes right... go left.
You never know how strong you are... until being strong is the only choice you have.
Never give up on something you can’t go a day without thinking about.
Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections.
Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realise why it never worked with anyone else.
Nobody is worth your tears, and the people who are won’t make you cry.
Life is a journey, not a destination. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Be yourself because there is no one like you.
In the end it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.
Never take life too seriously... no one gets out alive anyway.
It is a fearful thing to love what time can touch.
Forgive, but don't forget.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
If you want the rainbow you have to put up with the rain.
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.
Anyone who thinks they're too small to make a difference should try sharing a bed with a mosquito.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one.
Love is giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to.
I'm going to smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me.
Every 60 seconds you spend angry or upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Love is like a roller coaster- when it's good you don't want to get off and when it isn't you can't wait to go throw up.
You don't love someone because they're beautiful- they're beautiful beacause you love them.
The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend(s)!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I just walk by again? Copy and paste this if you believe in true love.
I'm not weird. I'm limited edition.


Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


Repost this if you laughed...

Or plan to do any of these

I hear voices and they don’t like you.”

“I know life is unfair, but could it at least be unfair in my favor?!”

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, HAVE ME WAIT!

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." Anonymous

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge

real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.


'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile


Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay (what does liberal mean?)

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (well some times, do some black t-shirts count, or a black pair of jeans?)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be smart (well to be fair, I have dark brown hair, and I am smart)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Well, I wouldn't say straight A's, but I've got pretty good grades.)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (does not caring about fashion count for this?)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (eh)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all. (well not a bunch, but some)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl)

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (What's a straight edge?)

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm into the BEACH, so I MUST be a stupid surfer. (sorta)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (What's a crossdresser?)

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (most of them)

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm into CLOTHES and SHOES, so I MUST be a rich girl.

I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (does having ADHD count?)

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (maybe)

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (They are all idots :))

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I've been HURT before so I MUST be a crazy freak who won't talk to any men

I'm from CALIFORNIA so I MUST shoot whipped-cream out of my boobs

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be an outcast loser

I have ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS so I MUST hurt everyone that bugs me.

I'm into my APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl

I'm FRIENDS WITH LESBIANS, so I MUST be a lesbian too.

I like to TEXT instead of TALK on the phone, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a New Zealander, so I MUST love sheep.


Loser

x] You don't have very many friends.

] Often times, teachers forget your name.

] You were always picked last for kickball.

] You don't like to talk a lot.

x] You tend to avoid mass social activities

] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.

] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.

] Your friends have blown you off before.

x] You sit alone in most of your classes.

] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.

x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.

] People don't find you friendly.

x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.

] You eat alone at lunch.

Total= 5

Prep

] You pop the collar

] You won't go near the Goths

] You own at least one thing from a designer store.

] You are very clean cut.

] You are squeamish.

] People have called you preppy before.

] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume

] You have a lot of money.

] You know who LC is.

] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.

] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.

] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.

] You carry a purse wherever you go.

] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.

] You do not leave the house without make up.

] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.

Total = 0

Band Geek

[x] You have played an instrument before.

[x] You still play an instrument.

[x] You are/were in regular Band.

[x] You are/were in Jazz Band.

[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.

[ ] Most of your friends are in band.

[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.

[x] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.

[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.

[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.

[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.

[x] Band is your favorite class.

[ ] You have been to band camp.

[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.

[ ] You talk about band constantly.

[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.

[ ] You hate rap music.

[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.

[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.

[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.

[x] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.

Total = 7

Thespian

[x] You have seen a school play.

[x] You have seen a Broadway musical.

[x] You like to act.

[ ] You have participated in a school play.

[x] You have participated in a play outside of school.

[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference

[ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke?

[ ] You have done tech.

[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.

[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.

[ ] You have been to a cast party.

[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.

[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.

[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.

[x] At one point in your life, you were obsessed

[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.

[/] You actually understand Shakespeare.

[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.

[ ] You have been a lead.

[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.

Total = 5.5

Overachiever

[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.

[ ] You have a part-time job.

[x] You have straight A's.

[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.

[ ] You do not procrastinate.

[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.

[ ] You do not have very much down time.

[ ] You are very organized.

[ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.

[ ] You are in a relationship. (what does that have to do with anything?)

[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.

[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.

[ ] You are/were on Student Council.

[ ] You are/were the class president.

[ ] You are/were a class officer.

[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.

[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.

[x] People have told you that you didn't have a life.

[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.

[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.

Total = 2

Goth

[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.

[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.

[ ] You think tattoos are hot. (it depends on the tat)

[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.

[x] You don't get along with your parents.

[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color

[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.

[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.

[ ] You like to write dark poetry.

[ ] You are into/interested in S&M. (WHAT?)

[x] You have a pair of oversized black pants.

[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. (WTF)

[ ] You listen to grunge.

[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.

[ ] You smoke cigarettes.

[ ] You will only date other Goths.

[x] You don't really care what people think about you.

[x] Overly happy people scare you.

[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.

Total = 6

Nerd

[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes. (I get good grades without studying :))

[x] You have straight A's.

[ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex. (Dang my age)

[x] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.

[ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. (Some times)

[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.

[x] You actually answer the questions in class.

[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.

[ ] You miss school during the summer. (TOO MANY IDOTS!!!)

[x] You wear your pants at your waist. (...? No shiz I'm a girl!)

[x] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.

[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.

[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.

[ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. (...? Wait what where...)

[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.

[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.

[x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.

Total = 6

Garage Band Junkie

[ ] You play the guitar. (want to..)

[ ] You have been in a garage band before.

[ ] You're still in a garage band.

[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.

[ ] You play shows almost weekly.

[ ] You play the drum set.

[ ] You sing vocals for a band.

[ ] You write your own lyrics.

[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.

[ ] Your band has a myspace page.

[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.

[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.

[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands

[ ] Your band has been signed.

[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.

[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.

[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.

[x] You have musical talent.

[ ] You have groupies.

[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.

Total = 1

Emo

[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.

[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes. (Er side part.. slightly near eye)

[ ] You flip your hair often.

[ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses.

[ ] You have hurt your self on purpose.

[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.

[x] You don't really smile too often.

[ ] You blog often.

[ ] You never smile in pictures.

[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.

[ ] You're too much of a * to be a goth.

[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.

[ ] You go to a lot of shows.

[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.

[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.

[ ] You have played all the Emo Games (...????)

[ ] You have worn black eyeliner before.

[ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair. 9only when I dress up as a pirate)

[x] You have dark hair. (how does having naturally dark brown hair make me an Emo?)

[ ] You love the emo song. (...? I have so many question marks on this survey...)

[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that. (... I say shiitake mushroooms)

Total = 2

Skatepunk

[x] You own a skateboard. (Never used)

[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.

[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.

[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.

[ ] You have vandalized public property.

[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.

[ ] You have been yelled at for littering.

[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.

[ ] You listen to punk rock.

[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.

[ ] You stick it to the man

[ ] You own skater shoes.

[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.

[ ] You enjoy crude humor.

[ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.

[ ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.

[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.

[x] Hygene does not concern you.

[ ] Skater boys are attractive.

Total = 3

Metalhead

[ ] Most people are scared of your music

[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics

[ ] You hate emo kids

[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before

[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal

[x] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre

[ ] You hate pop and rap.

[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff

[ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.

[ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands

[x] You curse a lot.

[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal

[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo

[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings

[x] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd.

[ ] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.

Total = 3


If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the leprechaun should give the kids the Lucky Charms, paste this into you're profile.

If you think the kids should give the Rabbit some Trix, paste this into you're profile.

If you think the wolf should get some of the Cookie Crisp from the kids eventually, paste this into your profile!


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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination!

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Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years.


Use your initials or the first 3 letters of your name and make a sentence Put your sentence in the My Sentence part and put this on your profile when you have done

a=I bit

b=I slapped

c=I sneezed on

d=I deleted

e=I vandalized Disney studios with

f=I farted on

g=I told

h=I poked my eye with

i=I burped on

j=I rebelled against

k=I whispered 'You're hot!" to

l=I regretted

m=I screamed at

n=I beat up

o=I sang with

p=I kicked

q=I laughed at

r=I ate

s=I accidentally peed on

t=I shot an ANGRY look at

u=I made

v=I ran into

w=I told Chuck Norris to shut up with

x=I saw

y=I kissed

z=I hate

Next Letter:

a=the Jonas Brothers

b=my mom

c=Darth Vader

d=that one retarded monkey

e=Miley Cyrus

f=a platypus

g=my foot

h=My dad

i=my sister

j=a limousine

k=my pet llama

l=my special banana

m=an ugly dodobird

n=Britney Spears

o=my computer

p=an FBI agent

q=my finger

r=the MOON!

s=a rubber band

t=my friends cell phone

u=the President

v=SANTA CLAUS!

w=a hobo

x=the easter bunny

y=some kid named bob

z=Paris Hilton

Next Letter:

a=because if I didn't Dizoro's retarded dodos would bite me...

b=because The voices told me to

c=because I'm confused and emotionally scarred.

d=because my dog is my leader and commanded me to.

e=because i got a maramail from the grim reaper!

f=because I have serious issues

g=because a rabid monkey came into my room and if I didnt do that he'd bite me.

h=because Dora the explorer brainwashed me

i=because i was abducted by aliens

j=because im secretly a cyborg

k=because im just a random creeper.

l=because my friend dared me to.

m=because im *Crazy*

n=because i like it better that way

o=because i had no choice

p=because i felt like it

q=because im hopeless

r=because big birds a LIAR!

s=because... because... heck i dont know!

t=because the ghosts of KFC chickens told me to

u=because my favourite pepsi can collection exploded : ' (

v=because the world hates me

w=because i desperately need help. desperately.

x=because im clueless

y=because i completely dispise you.

z=BECAUSE I WANTED TO OKAY???

My Sentence :I ate Miley Cyrus because I have serious issues

My Sentence 2:I ate the Jonas Brothers because I'm confused and emotionally scarred.


Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers
Journal, the following are questions actually asked of
witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses
given by insightful witnesses:

1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”

3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?”

4.”Were you alone or by yourself?”

5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
war?”

6.”Did he kill you?”

7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”

8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?”

9.”How many times have you committed suicide?”

10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And what were you doing at that time?”

11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “How many were boys?”
A: “None.”
Q: “Were there any girls?”

12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”

13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
A: “I went to Europe, Sir.”
Q: “And you took your new wife?”

14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
A: “By death.”
Q: “And by who’s death was it terminated?”

15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
A: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
Q: “Was this a male, or a female?”

16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which was sent to your attorney?”
A: “No, this is how I dress when I go to work.”

17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?”
A: “All my autopsies are performed on dead people.”

18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
you go to?”
A: “Oral.”

19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
A: “The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m..”
Q: “And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?”
A: “No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy.”

20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
A: “No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.”

21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
A: “I have been since early childhood.”

22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “No.”
Q: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?”
A: “No.”
Q: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.”


Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is weirdo cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line.


January I killed

February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed


1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.


If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you just tried to lick your elbow because of the phrase above, copy and paste this onto you profile page


It's pretty sad when you think about it. That's why I don't.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - I'll get back to you...

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.


I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I'm on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of something called "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

You can't spell awesome without ME!


You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

Recent studies show that 92% of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8% that hasn't, put this in your profile

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy & paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy & paste this into your profile.


The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.


If you are a SUPER MEGA #1 Fabina fan, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you screamed, squealed, and jumped up and down when Fabian and Nina kissed in the Season Finale, copy and paste this to your profile


Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

The rules only apply if you get caught.

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's.

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid!

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you.

So many stupid people, so little duct tape.

I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?

I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.

I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.


Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

A SHIN IS A DEVICE FOR FINDING FURNITURE IN THE DARK!!!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.


Oink. I'm a cow.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I trip UP the stairs.

OMG. THE RAIN'S WET!

I have superpowers, I just don't wanna show you.

OOPS. Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.

Best friends means killing each other for a bag of chips, and at the end not saying sorry, but instead saying "Haha, too bad, loser".

OH YEAH? Your face.

I'm a dinosaur. Rawr!

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why is Sophie short for Sofia despite being longer?

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which is kinda the same thing.


I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.


If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats. (I like both)
X its hilarious when people get hurt
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own a games console
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Scary movies are cool. (well sorta)
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun. (just soccer)
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night. (once in a while, yes)

Total: 14

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance (I was kicked out of gymnastics, and quite dance, both at a very young age)
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (just the shower, it's my escape from mother)

X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies. (Eh)
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 2

I'm a girl, according to my Doctor, hmmmmmm


If You Live In America, you post this

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have calls waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


On a Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping. (why?! will it eat me?!).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a children's fold-away stroller:
Do not fold while child is in stroller
(Wouldn't that save time?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On Dum-Dum Lolipop
Instructions: Suck
(...I have no words...None...)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: Contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(God, then what is actually in it!?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)


Did u know before u go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite gender is thinking of you .they want to kiss you ,they want to be with you they are always thinking about you bfore they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you this is not at all fake if you post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years


Growing up your bestfriend becomes your worst enemy.

Lollipops turn into cigarettes.

Home work goes into the the trash.

Detention becomes suspension.

Soda becomes Vodka.

Remember when high meant swinging on a playground?

When protection meant wearing a helmet?

Your worst enimies wer your siblings.

Race issues were only about who ran the fastest.

War was only a card game.

The only drug you knew was cough medicine.

the only things that hurt were skinned knees and goodbyes were only meant untill tomorrow?

... and to think we all couldnt wait to grow up.

Copy this to your Profile if you sometimes wish you could go back to a time when things were simpler.


QUOTES!!!

"I have ADHD attention deff... ...OMA A WAFFLE!!!!" -me (I really do have ADHD and, I'M PROUD!!!!) *If you recognize this then you have been on the Nick House of Anubis FanFic boards*

"So Fabian goes to deal with a body snatching she demon, and we have to deal with Rufus. I still think we picked the short straw." -Alfie Lewis

"WHY CAN'T THE CACTUS SING?" -Amber Millington

"Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it turned into a butterfly" -proverb (I have no idea who proverb is lol)

"I think we all learned a valuable lesson here, but since we all know what it is why bother restating it?" -Phineas Flynn

"If you're going through hell, keep going." -Winston Churchill

"If you can't reason with insanity, then I must be unreasonable!!$!#!!@!!*!!!&!!!!%!!)!!(!!!" -me


If you have read this all of the way down, you went far farther then I could have :)

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Frozen Chains by Jaslyn reviews
Born into an impoverished life, Anna is thrilled when she's sent to become a domestic worker in an upper-class society. But her world turns upside down when she visits the home of a mysterious blonde soldier with a broken, bitter past. Dystopian AU, Elsanna
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11h - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] Kristoff B., Hans
Trapped! by Green217 reviews
When Donna Noble gets fired from her job, all she wants to do is get home. Unfortunately for her, she becomes trapped. On an elevator. With an alien, an immortal, and a girl who wears WAY too much pink. She really should have taken the stairs... But is there something else going on here? Just who trapped this group? All shall be revealed inside! T for Jack. Elevator AU!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 2/10 - 9th Doctor, Donna N., Jack H., Rose T.
Swan Queen Week - July 2015 by westcoastrach reviews
Seven stories for Swan Queen Week based on the following prompts. 1. Bed Sharing 2. Jealousy 3. Time Travel 4. Mistaken for a Couple 5. Best Friend Romance 6. Act of True Love 7. Trapped Together
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/12 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Thirty Worlds by absedarian reviews
30 SQ AU stories, based on the Challenge On Infinite Earths (I swapped out some prompts). There's no connection between the stories, so feel free to read along as I'm posting (which will be every few days). Some of these have been posted on my tumblr before. Ratings will vary. Definitely Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,485 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 4/26 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Love and Medicine by Dzuljeta reviews
Martha Jones knows aspirin is lethal to Time Lords. She can only hope the pack of aspirin pills the Doctor has in his hands does not mean what she thinks it does… Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,287 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Martha J.
Walking through fire by arrowheadflyby reviews
AU SQ. Regina Mills, Director of a local ambulance, meets Emma Swan, local firefighter, after tragedy hits.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,398 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 5/30 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Blooming Again by Moon Witch '96 reviews
Rose Tyler dies in Pete's World after a long, valiant fight. But the TARDIS never had wanted this, and she saves her. And now Rose must deal with the throwback of living through it all over again. AU, sometime after Doomsday. Will basically go through series one to beyond. Please Read and Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,929 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Rose T., 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor]
Once More by rattan reviews
Rose thought that she didn't exist at all in the parallel world before she moved there with her mother and Mickey, but it turns out that she's in for a surprise. There is a parallel Doctor who she didn't even know about, who went through the same experiences as her Doctor. Only, he didn't save her life on Satellite 5, leaving her to die, and making it so he never regenerated.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,543 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 5/3/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Three of a Kind, The Stuff of Legend by BigBadWolfTardis reviews
What if Rose Tyler had an older brother called Craig Tyler? And what if he had travelled with the Doctor as well? The three set out on an adventure through time and space; but with danger echoing back from the future itself, which of them will pay the price, when the Bad Wolf finally comes calling? A rewrite of Season 1 to include an OC.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,933 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 8/13/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., OC
Second Time Around by RowArk reviews
Emma magically reverts herself to a toddler, with her adult memories, but is unable to communicate and no one knows who she is. Regina takes in the lost baby girl and bonds with her, eventually telling her personal things, having no idea she's actually talking to Miss Swan, who is hearing everything, and it changes how she sees Regina (in a good way). Swan Queen ending for sure.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,387 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 5/29 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Kill of the Night by Wolf Brigade reviews
The Guild doesn't pay nearly enough money for the creatures Anna has to hunt down on the weekly basis. Seriously, it's like Arendelle's on top of a Hellmouth. So when she has to put out an ad for a roommate, all she wants is someone nice and normal. What she gets is the beautiful and awkward Elsa, who has a secret of her own. Modern Elsanna AU
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,705 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Stolen by Saw-v1 reviews
After the events of Journey's End, Rose Tyler is stuck in the parallel world with a copy of the man she loves and no way back. But then comes this crazy woman who offers her to start again, and maybe, just maybe, stay with the doctor this time. Rewrite from serie 1. T for mild language. ROSExDOCTOR
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,560 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/25 - [Rose T., 9th Doctor] Jack H.
365 Days With The Doctor by binkabonkahankeydoo reviews
A series of short fictions with assorted themes, consisting only of dialogue, depicting the events of 365 days worth of adventures and mayhem, as Rose and the Ninth Doctor travel throughout space and time together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 1/1/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
The Main Attraction by ComingAndGoingByBubble reviews
When visiting the Ozling Brother's Circus, a blonde woman and a prince come across the main attraction, a mysterious woman with green skin that burns when water comes in contact with it. After stealing the girl away from the circus and hiding her in their home, both Glinda and Fiyero slowly fall in love with the circus woman, causing immense problems and conflicts along the way.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 88,798 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Glinda U., Fiyero T., Elphaba T., Dwarf
Let The Storm Rage On by WarriorOfTheLight reviews
Disney meets Hogwarts. AU. Anna and Elsa aren't sisters. Elsanna. Cover art by the amazing sam-pace-demonface.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,949 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans
Tiny Hearts by Fruipit reviews
Pomeranian!AU: Anna adopts an adorable white Pomeranian who she loves dearly and who equally loves her back, however said Pomeranian is suddenly and inexplicable turned into a rather beautiful (if strange) young woman. [Elsanna, non-incest] [slight angst, mostly humor/romance/friendship]. Coverart by aelifsigrun on tumblr
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/16/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B.
Howling at the Storm by fairytaleslayer reviews
A newly regenerated Wolf and her companion, Doctor John Smythe, continue their adventures across space and time. But a storm's approaching, one they may be unable to avoid. AU of S2 with Rose!Doctor and John!Companion. Sequel to Storm of the Wolf and second in the Howling Trilogy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,507 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 8/2/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Dear Whovian Authors by scarletphlame reviews
The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom. OVER A MILLION VIEWS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 255 - Words: 25,745 - Reviews: 5286 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/24/2013
Once In Love, Always In Love by WolfsbaneWinter reviews
When Elsa moves to Arendelle to peruse her dreams of being an Artist, her life is quickly flipped upside down by a certain redhead. Modernish AU/ Badass Elsa/ Sexual Content
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,247 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the Tardis by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN'. Rated T. Semi-crack. Containing all characters and rare instances where a thing known as sanity appears.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 7/25/2014
Time Lord Texts by MeMyselfAndTARDIS reviews
Rose gets the Doctor a new phone and he realises how popular he can get over the cyber universe. A collection of some of the Doctor's unexpected conversations with the universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 9/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
An Awkward, First Something by talkstopaintings reviews
[Modern AU] Elsa and Anna, college classmates, begin a tentative, awkward relationship. Memories, expectations, and self-worth — this is a first for them both.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 201,104 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Scarred by Definition of a Writer reviews
I haven't spoken in years - no one ever listened. I can't stand touch, I barely eat. I feel like one of the walking dead. But today is my escape. Today is the beginning of my freedom. I can only hope it'll go better than everything else in my screwed up life. (Fabina - AU - Rated T - Complete)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 66 - Words: 265,720 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] - Complete
A different Ending by Elfprinzess reviews
Different ending to Human Nature/Family of Blood. What if Rose comes back? rated T for violence and other things :- Continues on to Series 3, 4 and specials
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 185,106 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Surviving Ouroboros by TempduLoupe reviews
The Chosen Ones are children of the gods, born among the humans to bring balance to the world. Except their memories of the past are locked away. Will Eddie and Nina survive the arduous quest that all Chosen Ones must take? The often fatal Journey of the Ouroboros! Follow the gang as they unlock new powers, dodge social workers, fight gods, and deal with visions of past lives.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,832 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Eddie M., Robert F.
Never Be The Same by The Doctor's Charlene reviews
Book 2 of the CCW Series. Charlene Davis's life changed for the better when she entered the world of Doctor Who. But it turns out, she isn't who she thought she was. She was the Protector, a Time Lady destined to Protect the Doctor...more inside...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,049 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [10th Doctor, OC] Donna N., Martha J.
The Light Will Guide Me Out by winx12566 reviews
Nina Martin is a lonely abandoned 16 year old girl who's built a bubble to protect herself. After her parents left her, she was forced to live with her stepmother, Caroline, and her stepsisters, Mara and Joy. From then on, she was Cinderella, cleaning the house and taking the blows from Caroline and Joy while Mara watched in pain. What will happen when Fabian moves to town? FABINA
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,673 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Golden Eyes by Megs-282 reviews
It's been two weeks since the events of season 3 and the House of Anubis seems to be in a state of normality. But when Eddie's Osirion senses start tingling and a certain someone returns to the UK, will anything ever be the same again?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,273 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Nina M.
An Only Child by Infinite Number reviews
Modern AU. Anna is the daughter of two immensely successful, powerful parents and has all the money her heart desires. But she can't bond with them, leaving her with no one to comfort her when she's hurt or laugh with her when she's happy. She's an only child after all... Isn't she? Cover image by the wickedly talented Gabrielle Andhita. To be featured on reddit; check my profile.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,165 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Anna, Elsa, King, Queen - Complete
More by I'dRatherBeInStarsHollow reviews
Just a bit of Fabina fluff. A winter's afternoon set just after the end of Season 1. Oneshot.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20 - [Fabian R., Nina M.] - Complete
The Snow Fairy by trained2love reviews
Royal Anna meets weapon Elsa. Anna sneaks away from the palace and meets a girl with powers over ice and snow. They become friends only to be separated. When a new weapon for Arendale is presented to the kingdom years later will titles and expectations keep they from mending their friendship? A story of living up to expectations and sometimes just letting them go. Elsanna!
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,882 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Classified- A House Of Anubis Fanfiction by Izzierre reviews
If you thought you knew what really happened to Nina, think again. Join Sibuna on their final mystery...and learn what it truly means to be The Chosen One.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/18/2014
Domestic Bliss by TenRose4ever reviews
A series of one-shots wherein the Doctor displays some domestic tendencies. (Mostly fluffy in nature and usually Rose x 10.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,509 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 7/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Friendship is Magic by Guardian55 reviews
Sadly, when his parents died, Harry had no one else to go to apart for the Dursleys. There, until he rejoined the wizarding world and was accepted into Hogwarts, he had no friends to call his own. Except, what if that hadn't been true? What if he'd had a friend before Ron and Hermione? What if, every summer, he'd met a muggle who had - despite the oddities - been there for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/8 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC
Just a Bit Unlikely by whoson1st reviews
The Doctor and Rose Tyler finally venture back to Earth after a recovery period, meeting up with an old friend while investigating Adipose Industries. But life never stays simple or easy long for our favorite intergalactic couple. Rewrite of season 4 with Donna Noble, 4th story in the Written in the Stars series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,055 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] Donna N.
The Professor by Alireeses reviews
Rose is back and accidentally meets the Doctor. Rose is a time lord and the Doctor doesn't recognize her. Rose is still mad at him for leaving her in the other universe. Can he prove himself to her again before she leaves him forever? Things ensue. Rating may change.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,260 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Rules on the TARDIS by rusty o'neill reviews
Rose starts a list of rules to deal with things she finds problematic while living in the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 11/13/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Donna N., 11th Doctor
Childish by RawrRoarRawr reviews
Everybody knows Elsa can't always be so queenly and deserves to have some fun in her lifetime. Let's face it, she's still pretty young. A series of oneshots or short stories exploring the childish side to Elsa and/or the sisterly bond between Elsa and Anna.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 174,294 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Anna, Elsa
SmartTranslate: Frozen by cakelover2468 reviews
Smart, a language you both know and don't know. This is the Frozen soundtrack in Smart.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7
Just As It Should Be by Em Kay Who reviews
They've made it through kidnapping, torture, and an entire year that never was. They've made it through so much together. What will happen when the Doctor recieves a warning about his song coming to an end? And what do the nightmares that are plaguing Rose mean? Will they be able to save the Universe once more? - A series four rewrite with Rose. Sequel to The Old Team.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,008 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I'm Innocent, He Made Me by winx12566 reviews
Five years after leaving Anubis House, thanks to a returning foe in a new form, Nina decides to set things right with her former housemates. But, when she finds herself face to face with her foe once more, her life is at risk. Sibuna reunites to try to solve the mystery, but can they make it in time to save Nina? Loyality will be tested. Fabina! T to be safe! Third Genre: Drama!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,548 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] Amber M., Patricia W.
Bending the Universe by Haely Potter reviews
AU one shots ranging from TARDIS' thoughts to conversations that might/could/should have happened. Everything will at least have a Doctor/Rose undertone
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,689 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor]
The One Who Knows by PurpleDucks5 reviews
As always, strange things are occuring at the House of Anubis. And, as usual, the Sibuna club is getting to the bottom of it, but some unexpected changes are taking place. Evil is fast approaching, and there's no telling if they will be prepared for all that's instore. People would were thought to be trusted, may not be on the good side afterall.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,037 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Don't Fear the Reaper by SinkingintheAbyssofFeels reviews
In Father's Day what if the Doctor, when he stormed off the Estates, actually made it back into the TARDIS? Allowing him to leave Rose, and scare her with mock-abandonment as he originally intended. However, what will this become for the Doctor when he returns to 1987, and finds a parallel world has been created? Reunion-fic of sorts. Set after Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,440 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Just Another Chance by Isha Dare reviews
Set after "Journey's End", a grief-stricken Rose makes her way back to the Doctor's world - hoping and dreading that she can find him again. Hoping to speed it up a bit, Clara and an old friend of the Doctor's team up to push the two together - Too bad there's an alien crisis on Earth in the meantime. (If I could add another genre it would be angst). Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,878 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] Clara O.
Don't Be Afraid by Smiley612 reviews
A couple of days after Nina goes missing, Sibuna starts to recieve mysterious dreams. These dreams aren't like any other, though; Nina's in them. She's giving them clues to help them find her. Will Fabian and the others piece together the clues before time runs out? [Set after season 1. Longest story on the HoA archive!]
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,350 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Stranger on the Street Corner by allonsy-wolf reviews
Rose Tyler is running from the government. The Doctor is running from everyone else. What neither of them know is that they are both running from their own inner demons. Two broken people finally find their homes when they find each other. Alternative Universe 10xRose story. Follow Rose and the Doctor in an unexpected love story, where they both find that forgiveness still exists.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,084 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Queen Among Witches by Caitydubbelyew reviews
Lucy sensed them a just seconds before they arrived. She was walking along a street in London when she felt the familiar pull of magic. She thought, perhaps, that she was imagining it but automatically turned into the alleyway without a second thought. She stopped and waited expectantly for a second before there was a soft 'pop' and a group of people twisted out of the air.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,435 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
Secret Admirers by labyrinthofsuffering11 reviews
The Doctor loves Rose, Rose loves the Doctor, right? Fluffy and angsty little drabbles into the lives of Nine and Rose on the TARDIS. I haven't decided whether some will be AU, like he never died or not yet.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Tale As Old As Time by bluedawn01 reviews
Rose Tyler is a peculiar belle of a girl who's never quite fit into her poor, provincial town. The Doctor is a beast of a Time Lord who has sequestered himself away, cursed and unloved. Accompanied by a cast of crazy and unique friends and enemies, they'll fight and waltz and (perhaps) even sing their way toward happily ever after.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,641 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Bad Wolf and the Lonely Man by AdventurousMind reviews
Wanting to be anywhere but doing paperwork at Torchwood, Rose finds herself on a different Earth with a woman who knows her, and the Doctor. When the mysterious River Song promises to help Rose get home, Rose knows it's the beginning of a wonderful friendship. AU, Reunion Fic. (Rating changed for mild language)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,014 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Nia's Q & A with the Wicked Characters by Fae'sFlower reviews
Nia's interview with our favorite Wicked characters. Will be mostly Musical-verse, but some references to the book will be made. NOTE: I've read some of the other Wicked interviews out there, and I loved them. I just wanted to write one of my own. Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 120,899 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Dorothy G., Glinda U. - Complete
Family Reunion by greenfairy13 reviews
Out of nowhere two young boys arrive aboard the Tardis and turn the Doctor's and River's lives upsidedown. Jealousy and blanter follow when the Doctor finds out who the boy's parents are. The boy's mother seems to be in serious trouble, will the Doctor be able to rescue her? RosexDoctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,468 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] River Song/Melody P. III, Tony T. - Complete
The Dragon's King by ButterflyKika reviews
Valka was not the only one taken that fateful night. She refused to let go of the tiny bundle in her arms. Her only child, her son Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,105 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Doctor Who: Parallax - The Lion's Roar by Montana reviews
EPISODE VII: The Doctor, Rose, and Jack find themselves in Alexandria, Egypt in 40 BCE. They are brought to the court of Cleopatra where Jack revels in the blatant advances of the 'most beautiful woman in the world' until they discover the palace is starting to disappear, block by block. Nine/Rose, AU/AR
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Jack H.
The Lost Rose Petals by DaisyPotter7926 reviews
Rose Tyler is alone yet again. Pete and Mom are dead, so is the meta-crisis. She has nothing left to do but run. But when she finds herself back in her old universe, and things start to heat up as the Doctor realizes that she's back. Rose could honestly say she doesn't want him back in her life, not after, what he did to her and her family. Cat and mouse. Reunion. Series 6-?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,732 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
Overcoming Adversity by heatqueen reviews
Sequel to 'Moment of Weakness'. Galinda has undergone some huge changes and has to come to terms with her new self, and her place in society. Elphaba struggles to find her independence and must learn to survive on her own with no family to support her. Gelphie.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,021 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Mentally Unstable by Bionic Egypt reviews
I pretend like I'm normal. I pretend that I'm sane. But sometimes you just have to let your walls come down. How can I let my walls down when there's no one I trust with my secret? There's no one that I trust enough to tell them about my delusions.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,583 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., OC, Amber M.
The Shortest Life by ErtheChilde reviews
Seeking redemption and respite from his deeds during the War, a hopeless Doctor accepts a final task as Time's Champion. With a new companion in the form of young Rose Tyler, the Doctor finds himself uncovering a secret that could save the universe…or destroy it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] TARDIS
Dancing Twins by MidnightRose1231 reviews
So Nina finds out she has a twin brother that dances and goes to the boarding school, as does she. The school has a new dance program and Gran signs both them up. how does it end? idk, REVIEW
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,979 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Nina M., Jerome C.
With Starlight in Their Wake by Wintermoth reviews
The goodbyes have been said, the tears have been shed, and now they're ready to keep going. While in London for chips and a visit to Shareen, Rose and the Doctor check into Royal Hope to investigate plasma coils building up around the hospital and end up in the middle of a Judoon inquiry - Season 3 rewrite (featuring 10, Rose, and Martha) COMPLETE.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 424,179 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Martha J., TARDIS - Complete
To Protect and Serve by TheStimulus reviews
Modern AU in where Elsa and Anna enlist into a Special Operations military team called A.R.M.O.R. A.R.M.O.R. is headed by a mysterious man with a dark past who only goes by the Director. Once the team has been formed, an unknown terrorist group, only known by their leader, Zhao, begin inflicting havoc across New Arendelle. This is my first writing project, I'm trying to improve!
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Anna, Elsa, OC
House of Facebook by MysteryWriter54321 reviews
Taken place after the mystery, the gang all goes on FB. Some posts makes others mad, the others find out the truth. Some mentions of couples. Switched from online to offline.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/13/2011
Handprints by WonderfulCaricature reviews
Elphaba is recruited to take out the crowned prince of the Vinkus. AU.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,630 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Avaric, Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U.
Marks of Anubis by Mari the Cryptic reviews
Sequel to Mysteries of Anubis. Another term, another mystery. Mary Ann is back in England, but this new adventure is in no way calm. Life is at the stake, cards are played, and the tension has never been higher. Mary Ann's going to have to guard her friends, and her sanity, well if she wants to make it out of this one. Rated T for language.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 131,439 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Fabian R., OC
Dear Sister by BurntMyChocolate reviews
Elsa, if we can't see each other, can we at least talk? Through paper and a pencil? Love, Anna.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,956 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Dinosaur Who by Artdirector123 reviews
What if the doctor's regeneration from 9 to 10 went a bit differently. Crackish AU
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Operation: Frostbite by cgtrial reviews
(Military AU) Elsa Winters, and up-and-coming member of Special Forces, embarks on her first mission to rescue a young girl from the clutches of a terrorist organization. Disclaimer: I do not own Frozen or its characters, Disney does. Rated T for violence and some language.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,518 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf
Four Things and a Lizard by A Hopeful Voice reviews
Upon Rose's return to London, the Paternoster Gang invites her to investigate a new case with them: the Ghost Club seeks their expertise regarding a disruptive ghost at Westminster Abbey. [Sequel to the Moment of Gallifrey, Part II in the Lady Arkytior Series]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Rose T., Madame Vastra, Commander Strax, Jenny - 19th Century
Midnight Sun by Mystical Magician reviews
Rose inherited the magic of ice and snow through her father. By the time she is old enough to understand, her only sources of instruction are the old, family book and the stories her mother remembers, but one lesson adheres above all: keep it secret. If even the Doctor has not yet discovered it, she must be doing something right. (Frozen elements)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,477 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Rose T., 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor]
Caught Between Worlds by Leanora reviews
A witch accidentally stumbles into Narnia. What will happen when she meets the Pensieve children? How will her experiences affect her back at school and in the Wizarding World?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,664 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - OC, Edmund Pevensie
Two Sisters by StarrLight926 reviews
No one noticed how the flowers sprang up in Anna's footsteps, even in the coldest of winters. Even in Elsa's. After all, her powers were not as obvious as her sister's. But I assure you, they were there. This is the whole story. The real story.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Trolls
Doctor Who: Parallax - Saints And Sinners by Montana reviews
EPISODE VI: After defeating the Dalek, The Doctor decides Rose needs a break from all the chaos and takes her the year 76043 to spend a few days on a luxury starliner touring the Eagle Nebula. It soon becomes clear that something is off, however, when the ship's guests can't seem to stop dancing. Nine/Rose Au/AR
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,109 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Jack H. - Complete
Do You Wanna Fight A Dalek by bananas-are-good-9 reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots that are based off of songs from Frozen. The story will be complete but I'll be posting chapters as I write them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
Mr Smith and The Dinner Lady by lauraxtennant reviews
Set during the episode School Reunion - the Doctor has to contend with his class gossiping and asking inappropriate questions about the nature of his and Rose's relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
How To Pass the Arendelle ASK by Eriphabottackson reviews
The two words that give you more shivers than even Elsa can stand: state tests. Join Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, Hans, and Olaf as they take the dreaded Arendelle ASK... using all of the wrong strategies. For humor purposes; no specific ships.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, Olaf
The Deal by 1130 reviews
"Oh don't you worry about me. I'm going to do just fine." Elsa said wickedly as the two shook hands, formally starting their challenge. Anna challenges Elsa to switch places with her for five days. Anna will do Elsa's Queenly duties, and Elsa will do whatever it is that Anna does everyday.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Touch of an Angel by BigBadWolfTardis reviews
When Martha Jones is touched by a Weeping Angel, she finds herself in the basement of Henricks' department store in 2005. Left to travel with a Doctor she never met and a Rose that she just can't hate, will Martha be able to get back to her Doctor, or is that man just a figment of her imagination now, a future that will never happen? A rewrite of Seasons 1 and 2 to include Martha.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,215 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Martha J., 9th Doctor
Lonely Angel by TheDreamerOfWorlds reviews
When the human Docter died, Rose Tyler knew that she had to find a way back to the other Doctor, the one she first fell in love with. And when she finds herself in a place she never expected to see again, she realizes that even the universe wants her to find the Doctor. My first fanfiction, and hopefully it will be good. A Doctor/Rose Reunion fic. Please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
Alternations by Moboy1 reviews
What if Elsa had fire powers instead of ice powers? What if Anna and Elsa switched roles, but kept the same personalities? What if...? An AU fic, featuring all varieties of Frozen AU one-shots, from space to submarine, as we explore the many different alternate universes possible in Frozen. Suggestions very welcome!
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Olaf
House of Power by Horse-Girl5678 reviews
One day, Nina wakes up in great pain that leaves her with the scar of her protecter, the Osirian, more commonly known as Eddie. She flees back to Anubis, looking for answers. However, the answers she discovers are not exactly what she was expecting. PAIRINGS TBD. This is a rewrite!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M.
Your What? by HOAluver13 reviews
When Nina arrived at Anubis, they all thought she was a normal teenage girl who lived a normal teenage life, but boy were they wrong. As of January of 2009, Nina's life had changed drastically. But when the result of the change stays at the house, pain, anger, and regret arises. Especially to one person in particular. Can they handle it? Or will they run when they get the chance?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Nina M.
Shellshocked by frogracer42 reviews
Rose lied on Bad Wolf bay: she was actually the one pregnant. Ever since she was seperated from the Doctor, she has been working on a way back to him, in the midst of a threatening war with Russia. Will she be able to finish her way back to him in time? How much is she willing to sacrifice in order to keep her daughter safe?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Just One Second by princesspevensie reviews
What if in Doomsday, the leaver on the Doctor's side turned off? Now that the Doctor is in Pete's World, Rose Tyler must continue to save the universe without him along with her newest companion, Martha Jones. AU of Series 3 with Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,285 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Martha J. - Complete
Penguin by I Don't Know What I Am Doing reviews
There is a penguin, that is all you need to know. On hold due to writer's block and procrastination… I am deeply sorry.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013
Nina by Thegirlwiththepurpleipod reviews
When the child is born under the full moon, The prince will be banished to village where the stars don't come out, The kingdom will freeze until she comes, And when the child with the amethyst eyes comes, She will save the kingdom of Lurer, And free the prince who will become King.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,050 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] Amber M., Jerome C. - Complete
Crossing Worlds by Fragments of Space reviews
It's been months since the Doctor left Rose on Bad Wolf Bay, and she's still struggling to move on. Then she starts working for UNIT, and finds she might not have to... Set in the build up to Turn Left/Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,911 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., Mickey S., Rose T.
Doctor Who: Parallax - Ghosts That We Knew by Montana reviews
EPISODE V: Rose is called back to Earth to attend a party in honor of Pete regaining his position as head of Torchwood. When a nosy, loud-mouthed temp discovers a dangerous relic hidden inside Torchwood by the previous administration, The Doctor has no choice but to get involved and defeat an old enemy. Nine/Rose, AU/AR
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,863 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Donna N. - Complete
Charlene, Charlene Who? by The Doctor's Charlene reviews
Book 1 of the CCW Series. Ever since watching Doctor Who on her computer, Charlene Davis fell in love with the show and she wishes that she was in that world, having adventures with the Doctor. After falling asleep during a rewatch of the episode Rose, she wakes up and finds herself in the apartment of Rose and Jackie Tyler as Rose's fraternal twin sister! NOW EDITING...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 285,429 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - [9th Doctor, OC, 10th Doctor] - Complete
I'm In Doctor Who? You Have Got to be Kidding Me! by The Doctor's Charlene reviews
After her best friend, Charlene Davis, convinced her to watch Doctor Who, Megan Swan finds herself in the Doctor Who world and Charlene comes with her too … but in different places. She in the Powell Estate and Charlene in America because it turns out that she is the twin sister of Rose Tyler and she has transferred to America to finish her schooling... More inside...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2014 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., OC
Doctor Who: Parallax - King And Lionheart by Montana reviews
EPISODE IV: Rose and The Doctor respond to a distress signal from the planet Barcelona in the year 6843. Once there, they discover the Judoon have sequestered the planet as they search for a group of intergalactic mercenaries. Nine/Rose, AU/AR
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Christmas in Paradise by dlouc reviews
Christmas at the beach. The entire house together for the holidays. What could go wrong? It seems like the perfect vacation for Anubis House. But their perfect world soon shatters, and they find themselves in the middle with one of the deadliest and horrific disasters of all time. Based on True Events
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
Complementary by ChangeOfWings reviews
Slowly, it had progressed. Of course, now she could always hear a song, ever since the Game Station. Sometimes, if she concentrated, she could even hear words. Other things gradually changed, miniscule things. The big things hadn't changed until Rose Tyler died. And came back. Ten/Rose Rated T; Rating might change. Series 3. Time Lady!Rose Horrible Summary! Better inside, promise!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] Martha J., The Master
House of Kanes by AH11K9 reviews
Sequel to House of Olympians might want to read before. After Nina returns everything is peaceful until, an old enemy starts rising, a traitor among them endangers everyone, and the Kanes arrive. Cross over with Kane Chronicles Co written with: meeseproductions & elefant24 Fabina, Carter x Zia, Jasper, Peddie, Perceabeth Saddie x Anubis/Walt, & Walfie.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,389 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Fabian R., Patricia W.
Aftermath by ninthsgirl reviews
The Doctor, Rose, and Jack must deal with the fallout from the events on the Gamestation. AU. Post Parting of the Ways.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,979 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Jack H.
The Return of the Bad Wolf by Alyseofwonderland reviews
The Doctor, Amy, and Rory, once again, set off to the stars. But where they land will bring back memories and people of past, the good and the bad. The wolf cries out, all shall hear, but none will save it. I am not good at summaries, and this is my first fanfiction. Rated T, for some dark themes. Thank you. Muhahahahahah, Alyseofwonderland
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Rose T., 11th Doctor, Bad Wolf
The Lost and The Lonely by FreckledDragon reviews
Rose refuses to leave the Doctor alone in the pit. Set during The Satan Pit. One-shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Til the Last One Dies by FABINALIVES reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Fabina still needs to happen! How will Fabian capture Nina's heart?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Nine Lives by BeshterAngelus reviews
The Doctor was doing well all by himself, thank you very much! And in popped this pink and yellow human, mucking about the place. Worse, she seems to worm herself into the Doctor's lonely existence rather comfortably...perhaps too comfortably. Character study of Nine and his relationship to Rose Tyler.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,883 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
Doctor Who: Parallax - Counting Stars by Montana reviews
EPISODE II: Rose and The Doctor are united once more; off to take on the universe – starting with Florence in the 1600s. The "Father of Modern Physics," having been found suspect of heresy, is under house arrest. During those final years of his life, he will complete one of his most important works, but something is out to stop him. Nine/Rose, AU/AR
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Better With Two by Pir8grl reviews
Rose attempts to teach herself one of the Doctor's favorite pastimes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Family of Time by JadeJedi reviews
On the diamond planet of Midnight the Doctor sees a girl he thought had died in his arms. The Doctor's daughter is back, safe and sound, much to the amazement of her father. Now that Jenny and the Doctor are reunited, how will it effect the Doctor's life? Seasons rewrite. Updates will slow until the end of NaNoWriMo, but I will be doing some editing. CHAPTERS 1-12 EDITED.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,301 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Rose T. - Complete
The doctor and the Dalek by RulerofthisWorld-CLU reviews
Takes place over the course of series 2-4. The doctor and Rose bump into an old enemy. Rose proposes a crazy idea to the Doctor, who takes it to a whole new level. They now have an unexpected companion traveling with them in the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, Daleks
Rose Tyler is Dying by sisneyace reviews
Everyone knows that the Doctor left Rose behind in the parallel universe so she could live out her life happily and safe but what if he made a mistake. What if the universe he left her in was trying to kill her? Would he go back to save her? Could he make it even if he wanted too? I am not great at summaries, so take a look inside and tell me what you think.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,677 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., TARDIS
Disgrace of the Daleks by Meltha reviews
There are some things even a Dalek won't put up with. A tale of the missing fifth member of the Cult of Skaro.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - 11th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Rose's Rewrite by ashlanielle reviews
Doomsday is not happening if Rose has anything to say about it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Friends of Oz by Fae'sFlower reviews
Sequel to Leap of Faith. Join Samantha, Emma, Nia, Taylah, Vanessa, Max, Emily, Sara, Bonnie and Romy as they travel back to Oz. When Elphaba rises as the new leader of Oz with Glinda, a new enemy emerges, trying to take over. Now its up to the girls and the actors and actresses of Wicked to help Oz, again. Rating changed from K to T on 12/20/13
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,248 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U., M. Morrible - Complete
Remember Me by The Doctor's Charlene reviews
"Who are you?" The Doctor never knew that three simple words could hurt and break him in more ways than one. When the TARDIS accidentally crash lands in London, Charlene Tyler ends up in the hospital and loses her memories and forgets all about the Doctor, their relationship with one another, and their travels. More inside...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T., OC
Frog in a Well by WhoLockGal reviews
Two steps forward, one step back. Every relationship has its hurdles, but are they worth it? This is a Rose/Doctor tale, but will address River's place as well. Familiar characters of Amy/Rory, the Tyler clan, and others to surface. Rated T based on future plans.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,140 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The Importance of Shields by whoson1st reviews
The goodbyes have been said, and the Doctor and Rose are once again alone in the TARDIS, recovering from the events of the Master. However, when the Doctor forgets to put up the shields, they suddenly find themselves dealing with an unexpected guest and a collision with an unlucky ship. Rewrite of Time Crash/VotD, third story in the Written in the Stars series. Now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,792 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Song of the Spheres 2: Crash Course: Time Lord 101 by elensari reviews
There is so much to learn, and though forever is a long time, will there ever be enough time to know herself or her Doctor? After the events in SotS Rose and Ten must learn more than just how to love each other. Many familiar faces come along to join in the fun. -Can stand alone-
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,028 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Donna N., Jack H. - Complete
Ocean's Daughter by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
One day, a mysterious girl with green skin is found on the beach near Fiyero Tiggular's home; she's allergic to water and she can't remember anything about her past. Years later, Elphaba decides to try and find some answers… but what she finds surpasses her wildest imaginations. Fiyeraba. Very AU. Winner 1st place Best AU and Best General in the 2013 Greg Awards.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,822 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] [Glinda U., OC] - Complete
Shadows by DesiredHOA01 reviews
A mistake. That's what had caused this Tragedy. When Eddie breaks up with Patricia the whole house taken by shock. But the thing is, Eddie himself seemed upset, too. Was it by force? Or did Eddie have his eye on someone else? Third Genre Romance! Rated T to be safe! *Co-Written with Love2Write21!*
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Patricia W., Eddie M.
Letters from Nowhere by SkySeeker reviews
When Nina is killed in a car accident, she finds herself in the backwards world of Elsewhere. She meets her dead grandmother, and has a chance to see Sarah again. However, her already backwards life takes a huge twist when she discovers something extraordinary.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Such Great Heights by Fear and Loathing reviews
Fabian is in his junior year at university when he meets a new transfer student, Nina. Their friendship uncovers a mystery that leads Fabian to question everything, even Nina herself. Fabina slight Peddie
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,977 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R.
My Reason To Stay by LamortdeEff reviews
A House Of Anubis Rewrite. What would happen in Fabian was a little bit bolder? And Nina never wanted to come to England in the first place? Rated T because of cursing.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,280 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Blasted Mistletoe by The Doctor's Charlene reviews
A missing scene of CCW, set in the Christmas Invasion episode. The Doctor and Charlene find themselves under the mistletoe that Rose had set up for them… What will happen? Doctor/Charlene (Doclene).
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., OC - Complete
It All Started With A Bunny by She'sMajestic-I'mNoOne reviews
Patricia and Jerome are complete opposites. They don't talk to each other, look at each other, they barely even brush shoulders at each other! Well, one Science project is gonna change all of that... Couples inside! Lists all couple including season 2 cast without Mick. May suggest couple if wanted. :) -M
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,727 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Patricia W., Jerome C.
Room enough for two by thecagedsong reviews
Have you ever wondered about the nonchalant offer to share a bed with Martha in Shakespeare Code? This is how the Doctor learns that yes, he can be fooled by a human, and NO sharing a bed is NOT a 21st century custom.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Rose T. - Complete
The Foreign One by Bionic Egypt reviews
Callie Morgan is obsessed with House of Anubis. What happens when an ancient Egyptian spell sends her to Anubis House? Will she be able to keep her secret and help Sibuna find the Mask?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,095 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] [Jerome C., OC]
Rose Tyler, I - by BBCGirl72 reviews
What would've happened if the Doctor had been able to finish his sentence when he was saying goodbye to Rose on Bad Wolf Bay? Ten/Rose. Please review! Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or any of its characters.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Distance Means Nothing by kkschwarze reviews
Fabian is extremely stressed. And he knows exactly what the reason is...Nina! Even though she told him too...he can't move on.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
For The Love of a Daughter by xx-AlrightHatersFloorsYours-xx reviews
-Put your hands on the ones that you swore you loved? Don't you remember I'm your baby girl? How could you throw me right out of your world? So young when the pain had begun Now forever afraid of being loved- What if Mr. Millington wasn't Mr.Nice guy? What if he was mean and abuisive? Rated T for Slight Swearing and Character Death! -ONE SHOT- R&R
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Amber M.
Doctors and Practical Jokes by cheri1 reviews
The Doctor is a joker sometimes and he loves practical jokes and taking the mickey out of his companions and everyone else around him. Crackfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,059 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013
A Twist on Forever- Doomsday by AintFraidaNoGhosts reviews
A reimagining of series 3, presuming that the Ninth Doctor never regenerated and he and Rose were never separated at the end of Doomsday. Join Nine and Rose as they battle with Judoon, meet Shakespeare, and slowly realize that the Doctor is not alone.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/2/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Anything Could Happen by GetPitchSlappedNeonTrees reviews
After various failed attempts at writing an adventure novel, single mom and writer Nina Martin resorts to a long There, she meets an archaeologist, a scandalous heiress, a troubled couple, an aspiring fashion designer, an alien hunter, a doctor, a conceited football player, and a mysterious They discover an ancient mystery that tangled everyone in its'
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,435 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M. - Complete
Leap of Faith by Fae'sFlower reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero move to New York after running away from Oz. They make a new life and some new friends. They have a green daughter and they name her Faith. Years later, when Faith is kidnapped, Elphaba and Fiyero must rely on their new friends' daughter and the actors and actresses of Wicked to bring her back safely.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,635 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., M. Morrible, Glinda U. - Complete
All's fair in love and war by bs13 reviews
AU. At Anubis High, all's fair in love and war. Fabian, the nerd. Joy, his best friend. Patricia the rebel. Jerome the womanizer. Eddie and Alfie, the cool guys. Amber, Nina, Willow, and KT, the cheerleaders. Mick the jock. Mara the teacher's pet. Different statuses, but they all combine into the big scandal that is high school. Jara, Jabian, Peddie, Amfie.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,711 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013
Who ya gonna call? FABIAN! by TheColorsOfTheRainbow reviews
Nina is sick and needs someone to take care of her. Rated T for suggestion.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Nina M.
When Worlds Collide by theHAPPYobsessedwickedfan3611 reviews
THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN BY ELPHABA-WWW! NOT MINE! When Fiyero and Elphaba escaped Oz they moved to New York. For four years everything is peaceful until they get a notice that the Wizard and Morrible are back- and to top it off Glinda is missing. To help them look for their friend and overthrow the 'tyrants' Elphaba and Fiyero go to the actors and actresses.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Bubble Bath by Fabina1890 reviews
What if Fabian and Nina had a water fight? This was during Season 2 Episode House of Reflection & House of Stooges. Fabina One-shot.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Echoes by Aedelstan reviews
Galinda had been doing well with her odd roommate. Everything was normal... Except Elphaba had been dead for over a month, and Galinda had no memory of how it had happened. Was she merely interacting with a vague hallucination of her roommate, or a lost spirit trying to discover the cause of her own demise? Together, Galinda and Elphaba's "ghost" deign to find out the truth.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,367 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
The Sofia Bit, A House of Anubis, Harry Potter, Hunger Games Crossover by AlwaysTheBookCupcake reviews
A normal day at Anubis is interrupted by the arrivals of a girl named Sofia, the Harry Potter gang, and the Hunger Games characters. Co-written with RandomGeek19, who appears in the story as Sofia! Note: Some characters may seem OOC. (Scratch that, they are ALL going to be OOC. You can count on that.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013
Just a Pawn by JessIsTheBest reviews
When I turned back around, an ominous man in a hoodie appeared, standing only a few feet away from me. You couldn't see his face, similar to the man in Assassin's Creed. A scream then echoed through the forest, but it took me a few seconds to realize that it was coming from me. Unsure of his intentions, I fled from the forest. He hadn't said a word, nor did he follow.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,030 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., OC - Complete
Shadows by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
What would have happened if Frex had loved his green daughter instead of hated her? Elphaba's happy childhood is brutally disrupted when tragedy forces her to flee her home and leave everything behind. But shadows of her past keep haunting her, because there are certain things you can't run away from… AU, Shiz-era. Fiyeraba. Winner 2nd place Best Angst in the 2013 Greg Awards.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 175,523 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] [Glinda U., OC] - Complete
Photographs by AyyCorinna reviews
Every photograph has a meaning. It could be for revenge, love, or even memories. The smallest detail could change your point on view on the picture. Maybe it's the slightest hand position or even an eye roll. Perhaps, a scar. It could change the person's view on the entire picture. If you look closely, the Anubis boarders might surprise you... Strong T
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013
House of Lost Love by katzy8 reviews
The kids of Anubis are back for their college years! Now three new americans come on an exchange program but one has been here before. Nina comes back with her two friends with secrets that will shake the whole house up. A new prophecy is uncovered which puts two very important Sibuna members in danger. Fabina, Pettie and Jeory are in her with some Alfie and Willow.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Amber M., Eddie M.
I Could Have Danced All Night by outcastfromgallifrey reviews
Ten x Rose one-shot with a jealous Time Lord and a flirty Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by Elphaba-WWW reviews
When Fiyero and Elphaba escaped Oz they moved to New York. For four years everything is peaceful until they get a notice that the Wizard and Morrible are back- and to top it off Glinda is missing. To help them look for their friend and overthrow the 'tyrants' Elphaba and Fiyero go to the actors and actresses of Wicked. Original/real life pairings.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U.
In Love by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Elphaba's odd behaviour after Lion Cub Day hasn't escaped her friends' notice, and when they analyse her recent actions, they can only come to one conclusion: she's in love. And Galinda wouldn't be Galinda if she didn't go on and play matchmaker. Fiyeraba, AU, Shiz-era. One-shot.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Glinda U., Nessarose T. - Complete
You've Got the Love by GetPitchSlappedNeonTrees reviews
Anubis House returns from Holiday Break to find a surprising new mystery; something unlike their usual mysteries. The latest mystery threatens the core of the main relationships and the mental stability of our favorite students.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,323 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M.
House of Blood Stains by The Throne reviews
The creatures they were all sure didn't exist became more real than ever.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,176 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Complete
House of Olympians by AH11K9 reviews
When Nina didn't show up for a third semester at Anubis House, it is because of one simply reason, she went to camp half-blood. Though when she goes missing Annabeth brings the Anubis house residents to find her, though it may not be as easy as they think. Co written with: meeseproductions & elefant24 Fabina, Jasper, Joy x Nico, Peddie, Perceabeth & Walfie. -COMPLETE-
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,467 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Nina M., Fabian R.] - Complete
Happy Birthday by Skylar of Gryffindor reviews
Fabina One-Shot in honor of Nina's birthday
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Nina M., Fabian R.] - Complete
Avatar: The Last AirBender Bloopers by Warrior Cat Cody reviews
Making a T.V. series, book, or movie can be fun, but it can be hard work...and a bit messy. That's why we're taking a look into how the characters of Avatar: The Last AirBender goof up their lines or other stuff! All this follows up with an interview with the main cast. Rated T for some certain stuff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,819 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
House of Anubis: Summer Holidays Edition by fallslowly13 reviews
What will happen when the members of Anubis House visit LA for the summer? Will Fabian find Nina? Will Patricia and Eddie get together? Will Sibuna have another mystery to solve, or will this just be a normal summer? Sibuna? Normal? I doubt it... NOTE: this is technically the summer after Season 3, but as you can tell, some characters don't exist and some that have left still do.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,809 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Eddie M., Patricia W.
Reunited And It Feels So Good by aroundpeginasquarehole reviews
When Nina comes back to school the next year, she surprises the whole house. Simultaneous publish with Smiley612. Set before TTOR.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
5,276 by Smiley612 reviews
{After being separated for one year, Nina travels 5,276 miles away to England to reunite with Fabian. Simultaneous publish with slcswimmer14. Set before TTOR.}
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Costumes by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Intermission fic, AU. Glinda the Good throws a costume party, and an unexpected (well, to her and Fiyero she is unexpected) guest shows up. One-shot. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Glinda U. - Complete
Ways to get the Character of Wicked to kill you and Ways to Kill Them by Elphaba-WWW reviews
What the title says :) Result of not sleeping for a long time.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013
Musings of a Subconscious Mind by Elphaba-WWW reviews
Elphaba talks about her future with Galinda, she is unlimited. Shiz-verse. Oneshot, Gelphie friendship.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Love Is All You Need by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Frex has arranged a marriage and Elphaba is not happy about it... even though she is not the one going to be married. That's right - it's NOT going to be the plain old arranged Fiyeraba marriage :). Shiz-era, AU. Starts out as Flinda, later changes to Fiyeraba and Galinda/OC. Plus there's some Bessa in here.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,291 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Glinda U., Nessarose T. - Complete
Mysteries of Anubis by Mari the Cryptic reviews
What if there never was Nina Martin? What if, in her place, there was an auburn-haired girl with a dark past? Meet Mary Ann Norton, the Chosen One. Rated T for mild swearing. I do not own House of Anubis.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,281 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Fabian R., OC - Complete
Bullet Proof by ExoticPeachBlossom reviews
The battle has begun. The Animals and Rebels who fought against the Wizard have been captured. Tried and sentenced to Death to hang at the gallows. Fiyero, having been amongst the group, is set to hang first. Elphaba must risk everything to save the man she loves. But is the price for freedom worth it? Especially when faced with the ultimate sacrifice of all, the heart?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U., Wizard - Complete
That Dress by TheWitch'sCat reviews
"And somehow, somewhere, she had found that dress." An homage to the Act 2 dress that I love so much. Fiyeraba fluff. As Long As You're Mine, but...not.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
She's not who you think she is by confusedpenguinator reviews
What happens when an old friend of Nina comes back to plot revenge? Friendships will develop and shatter from time to time and new relationships will be formed. Some dark secrets will also be revealed! /Pairings: Neddie/Fabina, Patrome etc. (Also includes some romance and drama.) Shitty summary, I know. just give it a try, please?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Nina M.
House of Games by ClaraLuna reviews
Nina and Eddie have to go back to Panem for the newly renstated Hunger Games. Summary sucks. R&R. Rated T for safety. :
Crossover - Hunger Games & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Eddie M., Nina M. - Complete
Summer Paradise by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Yet another random songfic, AU. Fiyero and Elphaba met five years ago and spent the best summer of their lives together; now, Elphaba returns to muse over things lost... and perhaps to retrieve those things again. One-shot, Fiyeraba. Winner 1st place Best Songfic in the 2013 Greg Awards.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Collateral by wolfienjhoanfdwar reviews
Fabian Rutter is a guard for the prisoner Nina Martin. However, things take a turn when he realises all is not quite as it seems.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Fabian R., Nina M. - Complete
When In Need by Elphaba-WWW reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero have escaped Oz to New York, and for a while lived in peace. But after only a few years they get a letter saying that The Wizard's back along with Madame Morrible and Glinda's gone missing. Determined to help her friend Elphaba seeks out the only people who think may help her in this new world- the past and current casts of Wicked.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U.
Try A Detective by JessIsTheBest reviews
Everything became distorted for Nina Martin, when her best friend Delaney suddenly disappeared, leaving barely any clues behind. Nina knew the police would never find her, so she sought out help from the famous nineteen year old detective, Fabian Rutter. But as they dug deeper, they learned that this wasn't just a elemental disappearance.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,528 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
elemental power by Goddess of Terror reviews
what happen when nina, Amber, patricia, fabian, Alfie and jerome find out something interesting about themselfs. what will they do? what happens when old friends and enemies arive? will romance form?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013
Sleep Tight by Bionic Egypt reviews
Fabian and Nina have opposing sleep disorders. How do they deal with their problems? ONESHOT Rated T just in case
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Complete
Barriers Built Around by Lunar Sunsets reviews
She broke down again. Fiyero quickly reacted by pulling her into a complete hug, his hand on the back of her head, her face buried in his chest. His chin rested gently on the top of her head and his eyes were squeezed shut in an attempt to keep his own tears at bay. Elphaba crying was the worst thing he'd ever experienced.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
An Abnormality In Society by ComingAndGoingByBubble reviews
"Are none of the boys here good enough for you, little miss Galinda?" taunted Pfannee when the other girls had taken up another cup of tea, "Maybe you'd rather take up a relationship with that roommate of yours if you refuse to copulate or date any of the fine looking men here. I mean, if that's what you like…." Galinda evaluates her relationship with Elphaba after a luncheon.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Glinda U., Elphaba T., Pfannee, Shenshen - Complete
Highway Don't Care by likestarlight reviews
*Based off the video for /the song 'Highway Don't Care' by Tim McGraw ft. Taylor Swift and Keith Urban.* Noticing her phone had fallen on the floor, she tried to reach over to grab it, while still trying to drive. Of course she could not see her car swiveling off the road. Fabian could start to see that it was a woman, and she was badly injured.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Fabian R., Nina M. - Complete
not over you by Epicwolfgirl567 reviews
After high school he became famous. He traveled to Cleveland Ohio just to find someone he gave up looking for *SHORT CHAPTERS*
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R.
28 ways to annoymake Eddie Miller mad by PaperHouses reviews
28 ways to make Eddie Miller mad it is Lewis and Clarke approved. "No it's Lewis approved " "come on Jerome" "no I do not want to be killed"
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Alfie L., Jerome C., Eddie M. - Complete
our footprints in the sand by PaperHouses reviews
In the end there was nothing left of that night, but memories and our footprints in the sand. A fabina one shot please r&r thanks theobberlains
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
In Unexpected Places by Sparkling Patronus reviews
[Musicalverse] AU Fiyero never went to Shiz, and so he never met Elphaba, but he is engaged to Glinda as part of an arranged marriage. His greatest fear is the Wicked Witch of the West, so what happens when he is taken as her captive? Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,257 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
The Secrets of the Boys by Bionic Egypt reviews
The boys of Anubis House are hiding a secret, one that could change what everyone thinks. When they have to tell the girls closest to them, will the girls get mad or will they accept the truth? Rated T just in case. ONESHOT!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
Forgotten by confusedpenguinator reviews
It's Nina's birthday! But everyone at Anubis House forgot. Now she's ought to celebrate it instead with an old friend here in England. What will happen with her visit to that 'old friend' of hers? What if Nina falls into the hands of death during that visit just as the gang found her? What will happen? Will Nina live? Find out!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Amber M. - Complete
The Mystery Returns by EgyptianGreek.Freak reviews
It seems like the Anubis residents have forgotten about Nina Martin, but what if she made a sudden come back?there will definitely be mystery's and romance.Will Peddie and Fabina get back together or will it be Jabian? find out yourself and this story start's from season 3 episode 6.(In this story Amber doesn't leave to go for fashion school)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R.
A Place in Time by MeMyselfwillWrite008 reviews
"I'm sorry, Fabian…I'm so very sorry but I have to do this both for you and for me. Maybe one day our paths will cross again.I don't know when and where but I know we will…We'll find each other in a place in time." Is there love strong enough to last forever? Are they destined for each other...or for someone else? Rated T to be sure
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Waiting by acciosibuna reviews
What if it wasn't Harriet who was trapped in the gatehouse? What if it was someone else? What if it was an old friend?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R.
The Truth About Victor's iPod by ijustlovemesomefriedchicken reviews
I'm feeling random, so come take a wander with me! :D bit of swearing, so if you don't like those potatoes? Don't read! Enjoyyyy!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013
The Crimson Savior by ExoticPeachBlossom reviews
The Night the Bonfires burn is one that Galinda and Fiyero shall never forget, for it is the night, the WIcked Witch was finally captured, and all of Oz celebrated in her death. One-shot
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T., Glinda U. - Complete
Yero My Hero by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Elphaba can't believe her own life. Fiyero is her boyfriend and Galinda her best friend, and everything is as wonderful as it could possibly be. But when she leaves home for Lurlinemas, things start to happen and she is forced to make a few tough decisions by herself. Shiz-era, AU. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,725 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Frexspar, Glinda U. - Complete
Graveyard Tales by Definition of a Writer reviews
"The first time she came, he was there. At first, she'd thought the graveyard was empty, and she certainly expected it to be - the final hours of Valentine's Day weren't a popular time to visit dead loved ones. But there he was, staring at the grave beside the one she had come to visit." Love blossoms in the strangest of places - a graveyard. (Fabina - AU - Rated K - Oneshot)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Let It Rain by ral7224 reviews
Dear God, please let it rain once again. Please let it pour. I want nothing more that for it to rain.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
The Frex Hunters: April Fools by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Something extremely foolish about me and a few of my Yero my Hero reviewers going on a mission: killing Frex. Sort of twisted companion piece/AU to Yero my Hero. This entire one-shot probably doesn't make any sense if you're not one of said reviewers, but of course you can read it if you want to - just don't say I didn't warn you :).
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Frexspar - Complete
Hold Me Too Tight by Ultimate Queen of Cliffies reviews
Fiyeraba oneshot, based on the As Long As You're Mine scene from the musical - after all, I can't call myself a fervent Fiyeraba shipper without having done that scene at least once, now can I?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2013 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Cosmic Love by GetPitchSlappedNeonTrees reviews
This year at Anubis, the mystery has gotten more...well, mysterious. But when the mystery threatens the foundation of all of the couples, will the couples crack under the pressure or survive? Join Sibuna as they race against the clock and discover new secrets about the house and themselves.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M. - Complete
Borrowing Moonlight by siarenthander reviews
Just a quick poem that I wrote...
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Complete
House of Anubis FanFiction: The Murders of The Anubis Students by HaleyMartin74 reviews
This is the Anubis students' senior term at Anubis House. Nina has been missing for two weeks and everyone is on the edge. When Nina is murdered by someone called "C", Sibuna is especially looking for Nina's murderer. Eddie has some suspects in mind but they may be wrong. "C" is out there and the unexpected may be next. Used to be rated T but it's not Rated M for many things.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Amber M., Eddie M., Fabian R. - Complete
Broadway, Here I Come! by BBDC reviews
Nina Martin hasn't sung a single melody in years. Now that there's a school talent show coming up, will she finally give up the act and reveal her true voice to the world? Or will she stay hidden in the shadows? Either way, she's about to embark on a journey that'll change her life as she knows it. Rater T. Fabina, Amber/Nina friendship.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Nina M.
House of Lion, House of Witch, & House of Wardrobe by theboyandgirlwhowaited reviews
Nina, Fabian, Amber, Eddie, Patricia, Joy, Alfie, Mara, Mick, and Jerome have their lives turned upside down when they're evacuated to the countryside to live at Anubis House with Professor Diggory Kirke to wait out the air raids. But when Nina Martin happens to find an old wardrobe during a game of hide-and-seek, nothing will be the same again. AU. 3rd genre: romance
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,230 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012
Deep Thoughts of a Shallow Mind by heatqueen reviews
Just like that conversation about hate and indifference, Glinda also shied away when Elphaba implied that Glinda was capable of deep thought, and yet here she is now, cogs turning in her head, trying to make sense of a bunch of deep thoughts that have been bothering her recently.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
I Propose a Compromise by degreenifyinggravity reviews
"'Marriage is a legal contract. And for two fugitives, even two presumed dead fugitives, to become involved with anything legal… it's practically suicidal.' 'Forget the legal part, and we'll just have the promise part. We can get married right here, right now, without telling another soul.'" Fiyero's sort-of proposal. Cute, post-musical, Fiyeraba fluff. Please review!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Forever in Our Hearts by Definition of a Writer reviews
"He even sent a glance my way. It was the first time I had seen anyone look at me in a long time. I tried to show no reaction, no emotion. He looked away. He never looked again." (Fabina - Rated T - Oneshot - Trigger Warning)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Two Men In A Bar by SlashMyDreams reviews
"I could make you a king," Tom said, because like the many spoiled heirs who used to sneer at him in the corridors, muggles were foolish enough to believe that power could be handed over on a platter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Shiz University, Narnia Campus by Hobbit4Lyfe reviews
The Kings and Queens of Narnia approve a university for Narnia. What happens when Queen Lucy goes to Shiz University of Narnia and ends up rooming with Galinda/Glinda Uplands and Elphaba Thropp? A Narnian Golden Age movieverse/Wicked Years bookverse crossover. Please review.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Elphaba T., Glinda U., Wizard
Cheap by TheWitch'sCat reviews
A little expansion of a scene...semi-Fiyeraba. Just some things I thought Galinda would have noticed. And I needed to write some Elphie.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Keeping the Silence by DreamingIce reviews
There are some things the TARDIS doesn't tell the Doctor. Because she cares too much to hurt him with the knowledge. The TARDIS reflects on her Doctor, Rose and their relationship. Ignores last few seconds of Doomsday. 10Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2006 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] TARDIS - Complete
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In Her Dreams
This takes place before Emma's 28th birthday. For as long as Emma Swan can remember, every time she falls a sleep in our world, she wakes up a completely different one. In this other world Emma goes on adventures with her best friend. Her adventures in this other world affect Emma's life in our world. Disclaimer: I don't own Once Upon A Time
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,626 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 6/29 - [Emma S., OC]
The Betrayal reviews
Forget about season 3 for this story. Before even arriving back at Anubis House the Sibunas are tasked with a new mystery. This time though there is a traitor in their midst. Follow the students as their lives get more complicated than ever before. New relationships will form, others will crumble. How will the Anubis residents survive when they can't even rely on each other.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Jerome C.
Ref and Wulf's Comedy reviews
My best friend (Wulf) and I (Ref) have tried to make a funny comedy using the cast of Avatar. If you click inside you shall see/read our attempts.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 5/18/2013
The Wronge Sides of War reviews
Because of a chance meeting Nina and Fabian meet. As they continue to meet they start to fall in love. Their biggest problem? The world is caught up in a war and the two are on opposite sides of that war. Follow the two in their forbidden love and the problems it causes along the way.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R.
Trapped In a Dream reviews
On the way over to England the plane Nina and Eddie are riding on explodes. No one on board survives. Upon finding out, Sibuna has to struggle through the four stages of grief. Amber, Fabian, and Patricia start getting strange dreams detailing Nina and Eddie. Are these just grief spawned dreams, or something more?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R., Patricia W., Eddie M.
Changes reviews
The not so long awaited sequel of "Sofia Tyler" if need, the url for "Sofia Tyler" can be found inside. Sofia is learning about what she is and how to use her special abilities. Rose is 'suffering' from the backlash from Bad Wolf. The Doctor seems oblivious. What is happening to Rose? And who is Sofia's second biological parent? Most importantly, read this story.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/3/2014
What If Rose Held On? reviews
When a Time Lord regenerates you must stay away from him. What if when nine regenerated into ten, Rose instead of staying away held on to him? What would have happened then? What kind of bond would have been formed between the On Coming Storm and Bad Wolf? How would everything have been changed: season two and beyond.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,856 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/20/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
A Doctor Holidays reviews
A parody of the song; "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" 'Doctor Who' style
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
I Don't Know Why reviews
Nina is dead. Everyone knows how, but nobody knows exactly why. But these are the thoughts of her self admitted killer. For House of Anubis one shot day.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Nina M. - Complete
Sofia Tyler reviews
What if Rose Tyler had a younger half-sister named Sofia. What would happen if she got involved with the Doctor? What if she wasn't human, but no one knew? What if Sofia's second biological parent was a mystery to all but the TARDIS? What if you had a chance to figure out Sofia's species? What if you read this fic and find out?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,885 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., OC - Complete
Old Victor reviews
A funny song that I wrote about Victor
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
Do You Want to be a Sea Scout? reviews
A Parody of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" Also an attempt to raise awareness and number of Sea Scouts.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Complete
Drip Drip reviews
Nina goes on a quest to fight a monster. She keeps hearing a drip. Will she come back up? (T to be safe)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Nina M. - Complete
Danger's Secret reviews
Nina moves out, danger moves in. There is a new girl around what's her story? If you mess with danger you get hurt, Patricia doesn't heed this warning. Danger has a secret see if you can't figure it out.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Nina M. - Complete
Ninja Nina reviews
When Nina comes back to Anubis House for her third term two friends from her past come with her. They all have a shared secret, they are ninjas. When Amber turns out to be a samurai, Nina must fight her for her life and lost friendship. Remember there is always more than two sides to a story.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Nina M., Amber M. - Complete
A Midnight Feast for Love reviews
This is for FabianNina4eva4568's Fabina Contest! During science class one day Fabian passes Nina a note asking her out on a midnight picnic. She says yes.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete