Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.
So if any of you guys have seen the anime cartoon Black Butler you will know what I'm talking about.
Sebastian reminds me so much of Fang. The cook servant reminds me of Iggy always talking about his flame thrower. And Gazzy is this gardener with extra strength. (Finny! X3)
My sister, FANGLOVESMEMOST, and I were watching an episode where it showed all of their pasts and she was like, 'I wonder what Finnian's past is," and I said, "Dog-crate". Then it showed him in a cell and a bunch of people were dragging him out.
Then he was strapped down to a table and people in white lab coats where sticking needles into him.
It was totally epic.
Anywho, I had no idea what to type about on my profile and my sister suggested this so voila!
Oh and anyone who hasn't read FANGLOVESMEMOST's story "Radioactive", you should. I'm not really a fan of my sister's stuff, but her stories for one are really good.
I hope my story could be as good as hers. Though in my opinion she needs more Fax.
Oh and Fang loves me most, not her!
Actually never mind. My friend calls me Fang/Nico/Ciele saying I'm all dark and Miss Antisocial (which is not true! I just don't like to talk to people. No point. Everybody at my school is stupid. No point in wasting my breath), and that would be weird.
Yeah, lawl you forgot to log off of your account on my computer last night, so haha! I have supreme power over your profile! Muahaha! And I checked your spelling, capitalized your 'I's, put in apostrophes, etc. You can thank me later. And put in your disclaimer, 'cause I don't feel like doing that for you. Do the manual labor yourself. And I have hit that point at which all things in BB start their descent into Hell-er, um, Tartarus-AHEM! 'Scuse me, I seem to have something in my throat. MMMAHEEEEEMMM! Lalalalaaaa! There, that's better. In case you haven't noticed who I am, duh. Read the bottom. And I need to do my stuff too. If only writing was this much fun...
I'll answer the questions also, and-
Yes, my lord.
Just shut up and get off her account.
(Internal battle between the Grammar Nazis and the Supreme Fangirls That Don't Really Care About Spelling) Yes, my lord.
However-MMMFFMFMM! (slap!) Jeez, God forbid I get a few words in...
But you already wrote an entire paragraph!
I don't care!
But I do-
(Thrusts a glass into her hands) Have some apple juice! It's healthy and will help calm you. (;
1) Have you ever been asked out?
No. But I sorta kind had an almost secret boyfriend.
2) Where did you get your default picture?
Is it bad if I don't know what that is?
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
I'll punch anyone who comes near me.
5) Does your crush like you back?
If he did he wouldn't just be a crush. Duh.
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Don't have any on. I'm wearing a leo.
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Again. I'm wearing a leo.
9) Missing something?
All the time... My phone for example.
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
The fact that I am 100% human so that I would have wings!
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
Bird. So I could fly.
12) Ever had a near death experience?
All the time. I jump off cliffs for fun. And I'm a gymnast.
13) Something you do a lot?
14) The song stuck in your head?
What makes you think I have a song stuck in my head?
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
My friend's profile.
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Well, how should I know? My mom's birthday is the day after mine.
17) When was the last time you cried?
It's been awhile. Don't remember.
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Hmm... Shape shifting or mind reading. And flying.
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
That they are the opposite sex.
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
22) What's your biggest secret?
Really? Why would I tell you?
23) Favorite color?
Black, dark blue, or blood red.
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) What are you?
What kind of question is that? What are you?
26) Do you speak any other language?
Ya. The language of me. And Amurican.
27) What's your favorite smell?
Uh... Come again?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Ya. My mom.
30) What are you thinking about right now?
Why am I even answering these questions?
31) What should you be doing?
Sleeping. It's 12:35am. Jk, it's 5:10
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Everyone. Except Finnian...
33) Do you like working in the yard?
Who the hell likes to work?
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Why the hell would I do that? It would be a dead give away.
36) What is your natural hair color?
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Sister. She jumped off the bunk bed and onto my back when I was five.
38) Whats the best thing you could cook?
39) What is your favorite thing to do?
Sit on my roof and stare into space.
A cute little story I found.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Clause would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Clause will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Clause can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my Mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want Mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my Mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK," he said. "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that Mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my Mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My Mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
You got a problem with me?
Can't stand me?
Can't face me?
You think I'm tripping?
Tie my shoe.
If you like me, great.
If you hate me, even better.
You think you know me?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!
A message to haters:
You don't have to love me.
You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me!
Haters gonna hate.
Heaters gonna heat.
Potatoes gonna potate.
Waiters gonna wait.
Alligators gonna alligate.
Skaters gonna skate.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. (Stalker much?)
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they'll open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it. (Like I would touch all these strangers.)
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body" and collapse on the floor
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl I
did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I
'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but
I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
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Friends (Ender’s guide )
Lend you their umbrella
Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
Would bail you out of jail.
Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS SO FREAKING AWESOME"
Have never seen you cry.
Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
Asks you to write down your number.
Has you on speed dial.
Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Only know a few things about you.
Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
Would knock on your front door.
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Already know not to tell.
Are only through high school/college.
Are for life.
Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
Will go up to him and say "It's because your aren't straight, isn't it?"
Will help you when you're lost
Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass
Will go with you to a concert
Will be helping you kidnap the band
Will hide you from the cops
Are probably the reason they are after you
Will buy you a pregnancy test
Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"
Find your Prince Charming
Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you
Will pick you up when you fall down
Will pick you up, then trip you again
Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it
Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours
Will leave when they feel insulted
Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong
Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
Will offer you a soda
Will dump theirs on you
Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month
Will throw you a tampon and push you in
Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"
Will be crying at your funeral
Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you
Will help you move a body
Will say "call me when you need a shovel."
Try to help you when you get hurt
Sit there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"
Ask why you're crying
Already has a sword ready to kill the loser that made you cry
Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen
Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parent's house.
Ask before they go into your room
Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes
Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster
Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" when you explain your predicament
Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class
Laughs, and never let you forget it.
Never borrows money...
Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."
Will give you your phone back
Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.
Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
Will be singing along with you
Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
Are jumping with you
Comes over every couple of months for a sleepover
Are your weekend boarders
Are offended when you make fun of them
Kick your ass and all's forgiven
Are shy around your boyfriend
Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
Don't see you if you're sick
Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
Dares you to scream into the street
Dares you to go streaking
Calls you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
Are screaming and running with you
Meets your boyfriend and says 'nice to meet you'
Meets your boyfriend and scares the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
Will tell you they know how you feel
Will sit down and cry with you
Ask nicely for your stuff
Just shout "GIMME"
Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
Will call you at two in the freaking morning
Won't let you do stupid things
Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
Will buy you lunch
Will eat yours
Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry, she's here with me, find your own date."
Would ignore this letter
Will re post this crap!
20 things to do when you're in a classroom and no one is talking:
1: Sing a random song.
2: Shout out that it's too quiet in here!
3: Chew on a pencil
4: Poke the person next to you.
6: Stare out the window.
7: Stare at a random person until they notice.
8: Chew gum and blow bubbles.
9: Draw on the board.
10: Pretend you're dying and have everyone in a panic.
11: Sleeping on your desk.
12: Text in class.
13: Pretend that you're a ninja and karate chop on someone's head
14: Yawn loudly.
15: Sigh loudly.
16: Read a book.
17: Bring out some pie and shove your face in it.
18: Bring out an air horn and use it.
19: Spread a rumor by telling the person next to you
20: Waiting for the bell to ring and saying "SEE YA SUCKERS!"
Repost if you would actually do some of these things
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's try it.)
On packaging for a Rowena iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Salisbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)(Sebastian...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Your guy side:
You love hoodies.(All I wear.)
Total: 20 out of 25 (Yes, I am a girl.)
Your girl side:
You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.(Ew.)
Total: 2 out of 23 (...This is really sad.)
This is feather flyer so,
p.s. I hate you 3ThingsWithWings!!!!!!!