chloe cauliflower
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Joined 02-11-13, id: 4539004, Profile Updated: 05-16-20
Author has written 1 story for Doctor Who.

Hi everyone! My name is Chloe [redacted]. I'm a fanfiction veteran an I'm just now getting back on the terrain. My best friends on Fanfic are Solangelo-Is-Life and WolfStorm54. GO FOLLOW THEM!!! I'm not really that much of a writer. I can write if I want to, but I'm mostly here to read and review!!! Ok, now, a list of my fandoms:




The Mortal Instruments

The Infernal Devices

Doctor Who

Adventure Time

Angel Beats

Attack on Titan


Death Note


Fairy Tail

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends


Gravity Falls


Hunger Games


Soul Eater

Sword Art Online

The Fault in Our Stars

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Once Upon A Time

Maximum Ride

Baka and Test

Kurushitsuji (Black Butler)


Blue Exorcist

The Lorien Legacies

Cucumber Quest

I don't know if I missed any but I'll add them when (if) I remember. And thanks to my dear friends up there I am slowly sinking into the SuperWhoLock fandom but not yet. I only need to start Sherlock. And so this is clear an out of the way, my first and BIGGEST OTP is [redacted] (#regretnothing). I hope you enjoy my constant presence on this site, because I don't think I'm leaving. Smooches!!!

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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18808 - Favs: 38,456 - Follows: 20,133 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Not to Get Your OTP Together by TailsDoll13 reviews
It started with a shadow-travel onto Half-Blood Hill, and now both camps think that Will and Nico are destined for each other. The problem? Nobody's succeeded in getting them together. Yet. Chapter 29-Save the date-it's a wedding!. (No longer taking requests for scenes!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,800 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Will S., Jason G.
In My Time of Need by XTheSonofHadesX reviews
Survival was all that seemed to matter anymore. Out of an estimated one million uninfected in the world, and Nico di Angelo got stuck with the one that was far too cheerful for his own good. But perhaps what he really needed right now was someone to be there for him and to watch his back. As long as Nico survived, it was all that he wanted to care about. Discontinued.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,660 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [Will S., Nico A.]
You Don't Own Me by xJashesx reviews
[complete] It was just a bet. A simple way to help him gain back what he had lost. Yet his heart had other plans. 3 years post war. Hogwarts setting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,709 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2863 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
11 Things by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven thingsā€¦ Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4354 - Favs: 13,967 - Follows: 3,711 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Winning over Haruhi Fujioka by theunknownvoice reviews
When the host club discovers that they've all fallen for Haruhi the twins decide to win her over first. But will they be able to share her?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One-shot in an AU. The Doctor is a twelve year-old boy in a coma. Read it to find out what happens!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Published: 11/7/2014
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