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Jointed's Rules of Fanfiction:
-Ok here is something that has bugged me to no end. I enjoy Naruto=prodigy/2nd in class as much as everyone else but heres something, Naruto was placed on a team with Sasuke in the canon because he was dead last and Sasuke was first, if Naruto is in Second or even First then Sasuke will not be on a team with naruto unless someone decides to put the two tops with a dead last, which unbalanced the teams and if its like normal, and with Sakura then obviously its not right.
-Sasuke and Naruto as friends before the Chuunin Exams really doesn't work unless its a Time Travel fic or a Naruto is somehow connected to the Uchiha.
-As much as I enjoy Naruto fucking multiple women, I just can't find a way for him and multiple women to work, I've read others fics too but I can't enjoy them. The Ultimate Dojutsu a story that many have read and is the highest favorited english over >100 I believe and he starts off with Tsume Inuzuka and it was an amazing story but I really didn't enjoy that fact that due to his Dojutsu he had to have children with nearly 10 women, it was ok when he was fucking his half dog, Tsume, Hana Inuzuka, and FemKurama and even Mei was ok but Fu, Tayuya, and FemHaku, it was really bad in my perspective, but still a great fic.
-Don't do male haku in a fic. No.
-Any one of Hermione's Dorm mates should be paired with Harry, any student above Harry's year should not be even considered.
-Incest fics are ok. Just don't involve Ron or anyone with the last name Weasley unless its nee Weasley
Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
01.) Severus Snape
02.) Draco Malfoy
03.) Harry Potter
04.) Lily Evans
05.) George Weasley
06.) Fred Weasley
07.) Remus Lupin
09.) Hermione Granger
10.) Salazar Slytherin
11.) Filius Flitwick
12.) Minerva Mcgonagall
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
But no recomendations.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
By the interference of fate Harry is sent back and time and forced to adopt a new identity to survive
09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
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