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Jointed's Rules of Fanfiction:


-Ok here is something that has bugged me to no end. I enjoy Naruto=prodigy/2nd in class as much as everyone else but heres something, Naruto was placed on a team with Sasuke in the canon because he was dead last and Sasuke was first, if Naruto is in Second or even First then Sasuke will not be on a team with naruto unless someone decides to put the two tops with a dead last, which unbalanced the teams and if its like normal, and with Sakura then obviously its not right.

-Sasuke and Naruto as friends before the Chuunin Exams really doesn't work unless its a Time Travel fic or a Naruto is somehow connected to the Uchiha.

-As much as I enjoy Naruto fucking multiple women, I just can't find a way for him and multiple women to work, I've read others fics too but I can't enjoy them. The Ultimate Dojutsu a story that many have read and is the highest favorited english over >100 I believe and he starts off with Tsume Inuzuka and it was an amazing story but I really didn't enjoy that fact that due to his Dojutsu he had to have children with nearly 10 women, it was ok when he was fucking his half dog, Tsume, Hana Inuzuka, and FemKurama and even Mei was ok but Fu, Tayuya, and FemHaku, it was really bad in my perspective, but still a great fic.

-Don't do male haku in a fic. No.

Harry Potter:

-Any one of Hermione's Dorm mates should be paired with Harry, any student above Harry's year should not be even considered.

-Incest fics are ok. Just don't involve Ron or anyone with the last name Weasley unless its nee Weasley

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

01.) Severus Snape

02.) Draco Malfoy

03.) Harry Potter

04.) Lily Evans

05.) George Weasley

06.) Fred Weasley

07.) Remus Lupin

08.) Basilisk

09.) Hermione Granger

10.) Salazar Slytherin

11.) Filius Flitwick

12.) Minerva Mcgonagall

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No... Honestly that doesn't sound very entertaining.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Pretty hot. I like to imagine Harry and Lily fucking sometimes.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Mcgonagall got the basilisk pregnant? My mind would explode thats what.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Yes. I like to read Harry/Hermione or Draco/Hermione.

But no recomendations.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Draco Malfoy, and Fred Weasley. No. No. We have no lemon pledge (AND SHITTY IDEAS)

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
George and Hermione or George and Salazar Slytherin? George and Hermione for sure.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
What happens if Lupin walked in on Draco and Minerva having sex. Walk out before he goes crazy, transforms into a wolf and I write a fic about it.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

By the interference of fate Harry is sent back and time and forced to adopt a new identity to survive
A Harry is Salazar Fic.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Severus and the Basilisk. No. Walk away.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
No I could not. Remus and Mcgonagall could go good together though.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash
I have no friends :( But I did once.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I have no friends.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
No Definately not.

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
It depends on your perception of him. But I reply with No. No. We need more lemon pledge.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Adultery Incest and Wrinkly old Vaginas.

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Im not gay and Im probably in a slash but I really love your ass.

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I prefer to read non conventional pairings, slash, and incest so it doesn;t fit in here.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
His Twin. Don't ask.

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Maybe, she was a good student.

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Probably Harry.

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Severus and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Hermione runs off with Lily. Severus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Filius and a brief unhappy affair with Minerva, then follows the wise advice of George and find true love with Harry
Title: How did my eyes not bleed.
No friends still.
I would write it. Probably the only person who would.

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Remus and Basilisk? Kinky. Wolf-Snake Babies. So deadly.

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All Twelve of Me by Etimire T reviews
Four psychiatrists and twelve years after arriving onto a stranger's doorstep, John Smith has been diagnosed with multiple-personality disorders, psychosis and schizophrenia. However, Vastra believes John is much more than he seems and offers him a place in her prestigious and mysterious school for unusual and talented adolescents. (mutants/superpowers AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Calling the Doctor by Shivver reviews
Resolving to lock Gallifrey in a single instant of time, the three Doctors must enlist the help of their previous incarnations.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/14/2014 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, War Doctor
Para Bellum by Lord Silvere reviews
An ambitious Voldemort prepares to lead his armies into the Delenda Est dimension to topple Minister Black III. But, he has lost the element of surprise, and there is a Pre-OotP dimension in between his dimension and the DE dimension where he will have to fight Minister Black's armies, spies, and civilian meddlers, not to mention two Harry Potters and the infamous Black Triplets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,471 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Bellatrix L.
Slytherin's Potter by Animeaddict56 reviews
Lily Potter dreamed of going to Hogwarts and being in Gryffindor. But the time comes for her to go to Hogwarts, and her dreams change. What will happen when she becomes a Slytherin, befriends a Malfoy, and turns against her family? Everything falls apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 938,689 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6894 - Favs: 8,788 - Follows: 6,729 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 5,189 - Follows: 1,043 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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Man's Best Friend reviews
Vernon and Petunia have an idea after a newborn shows up on their doorstep. Slightly DIsturbing One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Love is Love reviews
In a freak storm of magic Harry is sent back in time to change the future and ends up falling in love with someone who he would never have expected. HarryxLily Rated T for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Lily Evans P., Harry P.]