LewdaKris
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Joined 09-12-03, id: 453986
Author has written 13 stories for Inuyasha, and Samurai Showdown.

It's been a while, hasn't it? But it's good to be back! LewdaKris has just reentered the building. Man, I missed this place. The Navy's been keeping me busy and I seldom have time for internet access, even though there's a legion of computers that I work around everyday. How ironic.

While I have the time, it looks like I have some updating to do.

Read em' and weep, peeps!

Funny quotes/ words of wisdom:

"Oh Elizabeth! I'm coming to join ya honey!"

"Oh, shut up you old faker!"

"Faker?"

"Yeah, I said faker."

"Well... I'll hope I'll croak tonight!"
~Fred and Lamont Sanford~ Sanford and Son (1972)

"You're good... but you're not in my league."

"Yeah, you're right about that. I've quit the Bush League years ago."
~John Crawley and Takama Sakazaki~ Art of Fighting 2 (1994)

"You know, the devil has a way of confusing you and keeps you from secceeding in life, you know."

"Well, you better tell him to leave me alone before I'll pimp slap him"
~Unknown~ Recently

"You said you love me... only as a joke? How could you?"

"Huh? You mean I wasn't dancing naked?"
~Kyoko and Yosaku~ Masion Ikkoku (1984)

"Damn! Girl, I've heard of trimming the hedges, but you have scorched the earth."
~Dave Chappelle~ Dave Chappelle Show~

"Goddamn Chevy's... giving this Mustang hell"
~Unknown (?)~ My trip to Houston

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As Deemed By Fate by Jade Catseye reviews
AU. Man is incomplete until he marries. Inuyasha believes his fiancé Kikyo will make him whole, or did until he met Kagome, a beautiful, exotic dancer that instantly complicates things. Temptation has never been so hard to resist. KikInuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,476 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 7/16/2004
Autumn Bane by Torenza reviews
IYKa. AU. Marriage seems inevitable for the couple who can’t stand each other. [A Swan Lake parody]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,757 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Seven Weeks by ScarletRaven1001 reviews
Nominated for the Inuyasha Fanguild Fanfic Awards! While on a journey to rescue the abducted princess of a foreign land, Inuyasha meets Kagome, a powerful sorceress who may make a powerful ally. There is just one problem: he thinks she is hiding something
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 162,734 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/24/2003
The Diet Goddess by Aejavu reviews
[AU:InuKag] Kagome found the perfect dress... that was three sizes too small.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Bands by Netsugaki-Sama reviews
Kikyou challenged InuYasha to form a band for the upcoming 'Battle of the Bands' contest. Everything goes good for him until a strange woman is saved from an ice demon. Who is this woman, and what does she want with InuYasha? FINISHED
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 109,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
The Princess and the Pauperess by narcoleptic shishkabob reviews
Princess Kikyou and peasant Kagome trade places for a month, thinking each has the better life. What they're about to find out could not be further from the truth. AU COMPLETE Yay!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,186 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Complete
The Other Swordsman by Gary Thunder reviews
IMPORTANT NEWS - story on hiatus. Read Chapter 63 for details.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 197,725 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2003
The Destined by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
In the distant future, Hyrule is withering under the tyrannical rule of Ganondorf, and a thief named Zelda and a mercenary named Link are the only people who can save it. First they must learn to embrace their destinies - and each other. FINISHED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,799 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 5/30/2003
Pimp Master Sesshomaru and Diddyasha by nakashima reviews
Kagome gets hit on the head by Sesshomaru while trying to convince Inuyasha to spare his life. Killing is wrong no matter who. She drifts into a dream.....A freaky twisted reality dream... Where Sesshomaru and Inuyasha are pimps and she is Inuyasha's hoe.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
Feudal Weather Witch by ElysianKiss reviews
After having the Shikkon shards stolen by Kikyo, Kagome discovers a hidden power within her. She must head to the Xavier Institute to learn to control her powers. But what's this? A new foe is after the Shikkon jewel? Kag/Inu Storm/Sesho
Crossover - Inuyasha & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,639 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Complete
Silver Rain by Hiryuko Ryugu reviews
When Kikyou can't sleep one night, and goes to her favorite night club, it changes her life and as she discovers, it won't be for the better. Please R&R.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,000 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Kikyou
Spellcaster by ChocoChocoChan reviews
Inuyasha is turned into a dog until his soul mate kisses him. The only downfall is, he has to do two hundred good deeds too. And he's a dog, who's gonna want to kiss a dog. Kagome might.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003
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Fate's Course & Forbidden Love reviews
Inuyasha had dreams in the past concerning a mysterious young woman. Then, on a fateful day he finally meets her, an orphan named Kagome. What will happen once they meet one another? AU, set in the 1880's.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 11/16/2003
The Fuedal Four reviews
The gang acquires super powers under mysterious circumstances. Bet you didn't see that one coming, didn't you?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005
Wicked Child reviews
For a majority of my life, I've been alone. My dear mother was murdered when I was very young. I shed so many tears over her demise that I've never cried since. Big girls shouldn't cry anyway. Everything is not what it seems...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004
Adversity reviews
Crossovers... something silly. Mizuki was mysteriously brought back to the world in order to wreck havoc once again. According to her servant, she was informed of a source that can make her become the greatest evil. Features LOZ and Soul Caliber.
Samurai Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
Gemini reviews
A youkai pair discovers a deformed gem shard and investigates the source of it. Meanwhile, Kagome is transformed into twins and Miroku competes with a roving ninja to win Sangou's affections.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
Better Days reviews
Funny beginnings, tragic endings, that's what's life all about. The tale of a lingering friendship between two women and one's love for a unique being. The twist of fate over the course of two years. Circa 50 years before current events of the series.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004
Coed Sortilege reviews
Kikyou, a coed of timid and docile nature, earns herself the reputation of the "all work, no play" persona. That is, until on a fated day that she discovers her true legacy. She's a Soceress. AU: (KikyouSuikotsu)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,524 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
The Late Mother's Day Special reviews
Finally! Here's the two part special! Too bad it's two weeks late.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20/2004
The Hanyou Hazards reviews
Short Stories Insanity! A collection of ludicrous comedy. You know it's on now...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004
Goshinboku reviews
My first shot at a drama fiction. Kagome is a talented pianoist at a local night club. Things seems all comfortable and cool at first. Until a young detective comes in one night and informs her of a possible mob threat. Tune into the story to find out.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 11/27/2003
A Mile in Their Shoes reviews
Ryokou, a traveling demon of love, observes the relationship between Kagome and Inuyasha which interests her. One night, she gives the duo an unexpected surprise
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003
Requiem of The Spirits reviews
Mizuki devises a plan for her resurrection. She requires a sorceress and a forgotten warrior to set her plan into action. A dejected Galford is being pursued and she manages to swipe his sword. Plus a member of the Belmont bloodlines suspects the Night is
Samurai Showdown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004
I'm Afraid I'm Not In Hokkaido Anymore reviews
Kikyou is transported to another dimension during an afternoon storm. She is destined to save the MIA princess and the kingdom. KagomeInu. Special appearances in future chapters. The legendary hero, Link appears.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,978 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 12/18/2003
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