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Love in Chinese by velvet-prosthesis reviews
This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,760 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
Happenstance by firefly reviews
We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Serendipity by infinite vertigo reviews
AU Deidara was never one that lady luck favored; he was fairly sure he had offended her in his past life. But when he sees the same redhead not once, not twice, but three times then surely she must be forgiving him. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Rag and Bone Shop by Quillslinger reviews
A collection of brief, largely unconnected stories about Itachi and Shisui. Some will be short, others long. Quite a few will be AUs. Needless to say, there will be slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
After the Rain by velvet-prosthesis reviews
"You'll never know how important a person is to you until you lose him". He said. But he already knew that. AU, ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,369 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Vestige by the notebook reviews
*Oneshot/Post-ED/Hijikata x Chizuru* If someday he were to leave her, it must be after he had already taken possession of every piece of her. Chizuru belonged to him and Hijikata belonged to her. That was how they love and that was how it will always be.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hijikata T., Chizuru Y. - Complete
Almost Was Good Enough by Quillslinger reviews
Seven years ago, Uchiha Shisui left home in search of something better. Little did he know that one day, his old life would catch up with him in the most unexpected way. ItaShi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Don't Play with Me III by BanishedOne reviews
A teaser for a second sequel of the 'Don't Play with Me' series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Glass House By Reyus by Shadow12300 reviews
Sailor Moon is not mine. It belongs to Naoko Takeuchi. Just using her characters for entertainment. This story contains mature situations and controversial relationships. You have been warned. This story is not mine it is Reyus SO I DONT DESERVE ANY CRE
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Prince Endymion, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
no end to our descent by Quillslinger reviews
Five times Fugaku pretended he didn't hear a thing, and the one time he couldn't deny it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Chitose by Quillslinger reviews
One thousand years of happiness, or Ballad of the Victorious Childhood Friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Antinous Revived by Quillslinger reviews
The tautology of you and me. Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Undressing the Onion by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui wants to take someone else to the dance. Oh no. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Without Words by rokutouseii reviews
He quietly brushed a stray lock of hair from her face, a soft smile playing on his lips. Of course, he wasn't much of a romantic. That's why, neither of them spoke the words brimming over in their hearts. Because they knew, even without words. Saito/Chizu
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Chizuru Y., Saito H. - Complete
Reverberations by Quillslinger reviews
Four days on the road. Itachi/Shisui. Happy Halloween '10!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
In Pieces by sinemoras09 reviews
There is no pain but this. Angst. Itachi/Shisui, Itachi/others. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Braid by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. It is a matter of duty. Itachi is betrothed. female Shisui/Itachi, pre-massacre. Angst. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui, a cave, and a very sleepless night. M-rated, and that's all the warning you're going to get.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blood Tie by velvet-prosthesis reviews
Oneshot. Her fantasy was to meet a real vampire. But she didn’t know that she already met one, and that blood ties were more complex than she thought. ItaSasu, AU, vampirism.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Burning Paper Cranes by Slinkymilinky reviews
In a world of demons and demigods, where people could walk up walls or bend time and space with their eyes, even death isn’t permanent. But where does that leave the living? Where does that leave those left behind? ItaDei, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Stromateis by Quillslinger reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Odor sensitivity by velvet-prosthesis reviews
Drabble. Itachi didn’t like the smell of body odor. Pre-massacre. ShiIta, ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Four Times by sinemoras09 reviews
These are the things that happen in one night. Itachi x Konan. Spoilers for chapter 401.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Afterlife by sinemoras09 reviews
Her heaven is just a cage. Mikoto watches her sons from the afterlife. Gen. Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke. Vague spoilers for chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Running by sinemoras09 reviews
I walk dry on your kingdom's border / Exiled to no good. Itachi, after the massacre. Gen. Spoilers for 402.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Vertigo by Quillslinger reviews
Itachi on stormy weather, fatalism, and Uzumaki Naruto. But not necessarily in that order. Itachi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Monster by velvet-prosthesis reviews
Oneshot. Give him some H, and he will appreciate every form of your love, immoral or not. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Don't Play With Me II by BanishedOne reviews
He kissed you... A long time ago you told me that. You never told me what happened after he kissed you." Sequel to 'Don't Play With Me'. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 138,340 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The blue lake by velvet-prosthesis reviews
Oneshot. Pein wonders what is Itachi's color. Onesided PeinIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Comeuppance & Equality by ronny-of-yore reviews
A twenty year old Uchiha Sasuke learns a very important life lesson the hard way. Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Call Me Again by Zelha reviews
ItaSaku AU. In which a long distance relationship doesn’t matter in the least when you have a phone nearby and a man with a delicious, sexy voice. Oneshot smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Awkward by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Pre-massacre. Mikoto makes the mistake of arranging a "play-date" for Sasuke because he doesn't have many friends. Itachi knows he's overprotective, but watches the "play-date" anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Rough Interlude by TemptingDrug reviews
They love each other that's why they promised never to stand in each other's road to sucess. Will Haruka stand and watch as everything she loved is taken away? AU present time.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,265 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune - Complete
Don't Play With Me by BanishedOne reviews
Itachi still didn’t know if he was trying to tell Sasuke to hurry and save himself while he could, or if Itachi himself was begging to be saved. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,268 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Distance Erased by thursday-kat reviews
Hinata had come to ask his advice and had found, instead of the shinobi she knew, a man she didn’t. NejiHina [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Connection by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Premassacre. Fugaku notices that Itachi has taken his place in Sasuke's life. And it hurts more than it should.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Make Me a Child Again Just for Tonight by mayfaire reviews
Sasuke is still the little brother Itachi adores. Slight ItaSasu. Oneshot. Revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Tunnel Vision by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
sensus tactilis by icefalcon reviews
Uchihacest. [Kisame POV] Itachi didn't touch people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind Eyes by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump. Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels as if someone is watching.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
He Forgot the Kunai by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
Sasuke always thought that Itachi was a genius. However, sometimes even a genius makes mistakes. Short drabble, set the night of the Uchiha Slaughter.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Live Steel Child by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers. Following Sweet Waters, Itachi has an encounter with Kabuto by the Nakano River.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Sweet Waters by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers up to ch. 225. Itachi, his best friend, and a riverbank.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Winter is Delight by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers for Haku and Zabuza. A short fic about the symbolism of snowflakes to Haku, in connection to his family and the past.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete