*Disclaimer: I do not own any of the works I write fanfiction of.

Hi!

First off, I want you all to know I love you and appreciate you very much! You mean so much to me. I wouldn't have published all these stories had it not been for you guys, so please don't think I take you for granted!! :)

(gotta put this in somewhere cuz you know, not all peeps like my writing :D) - I do appreciate any sort of comments on my stories, but if you really hate what I write... why are you even here??

I love to write!

~:~ My old signature style was turning tough characters into puddles of goo because I loved the fluff!

~:~ But now, I've been taking care and trying - more than anything - to keep the same personality of the character... which I believe is one of the main reasons it's taking me so long to update things :( The other part is that I have endless ideas! but a slow hand and super productive brain -_- (le sarcasm).

~:~ These past six months, especially, I have been working on getting better about this!

~:~ Do accept my ongoing - and seemingly neverending - apologies, dear readers, for my lack of updates :(

~:~ I do hope that you all enjoy my stories as much as I like to write them - when I write them! x)

Happy Reading!! :)

*Update on current stories (or stories you might be wantin' to know about) - April 2022

An Eternity with You : hiatus

It's a small village, Gaston : slow updates, still kickin'

Unfinished Hobbit stories... indefinite hiatus

NEW STORIES: Most new stories published have been waiting in line for at least two years :)

~:~ Favorite Quotes ~:~

"You keep making tea. Every surface is covered with mugs of tea and coffee. I go to make myself some tea and I can't. There's no mugs. There's no tea. It's all been made! And you can't even drink it. No, no. Y-y-you can't drink it, you keep making it!" *maniacal laugh* "Oh my god! IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!" - George Sands

"Hi, Steve." - Billy Baxter

"Maybe you should take a second look. Some of us have changed." - Gaston

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no." - Captain Barbossa

"Look at her! Look at this one! Lots of... SPUNK! More than you! More than YOU!" - Haymitch Abernathy

"I'm not an idiot, Dr Brennan. I took chemistry." - FBI Special Agent Aubrey

"Ohhh, I brake for holograms, huh." - Al Calavicci

"I made a promise, Mister Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave 'im, Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to." - Samwise Gamgee

"I haven't a clue who put your name in the Goblet of Fire, but whoever did is no friend to you. People die in this tournament." - Sirius Black

"Ladies things. Do you wanna take a look? I don't mind." - Queenie
"Oh good gravy, no." - Abernathy

"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out..?" - Mulroy
"No." - Murtogg
"No."
"But I have seen a ship with black sails.."
"Oh, a no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back could possibly have black sails therefore could possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what you're saying?"
*nods head* "No."
"Like I said, there's no real ship that can match the Intercept...or."

"I know your face. Eowyn." - Theoden

"You wish then that our positions had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir had lived." - Faramir

"I will take her even if he hangs." - Colonel Fitzwilliam
"HOW DARE YOU!" - Mr Darcy

"No, I do not savvy." - Henry Turner

"Stirrings." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Stirrings? What like feelings, you mean?" - Gibbs
"No no no no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... alright, feelings. Damn you."
"And you left her still. Ooh, that's low."
"Thank you."

"I'll punch you so hard in your face that your teeth will fall back out." - Steve

"There are no such things as these beasts or talking teacups... or magic! But there are wolves, frostbite, and starvation!" - Gaston

"Alright, yes, that's what I'll do. I'll tell you a story." - 11th Doctor

"A broken clock is right two times a day, mon ami." - Lumiere

"One day, when all this is over, we'll be a proper family again. You'll see." - Sirius Black

"Funny, the damage a silly little book can do. Especially in the hands of a silly, little girl. What are you doing? Stop! NO!" - Tom Riddle

"Come, sing me a song." - Denethor

"Oh, sh*t." - Haymitch
"C-can he do that?" - Cinna
"He can't. But he did." - Haymitch

"You're a fool, Harry Potter, and you will lose everything." - Lord Voldemort

"Treasure." Captain Barbossa

"Newt!" - Jacob Kowalski

"Shut. Up. Janet!" - Mister Mister

"Well, you wouldn't have been my first choice." - Gooshie

"Oh we were more than brothers." - Dumbledore (CoG)

"Now, what would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside, on a day like this? People will start to think you're... up to something." - Professor Snape

"Anne Shirley, what in the heck are you doing?" - Gilbert Blythe

"Wait till you see it." - Bible
"See what?" - Norman
"What a man can do to another man." - Bible

"Just one more thing..." - Columbo

"Were you in love with her? Did you honestly think she'd want you?" - Gaston

"Because his face opened up and he ate my cat." - Dustin

"There's an... inn. There's an inn. There's a merry ol' inn beneath an ol' grey hill. And there they brewed a beer so brown the man in the moon himself came down one night to drink his fill!" - Bofur

"You think they're for you? I can do a deal with you all by myself, thank you very much." - Ulysses Klaue

"A wolf and a star. What does that mean?" - Larry Talbot
"I thought you said you were psychic." - Gwen Conliffe
"Oh, I am, but this is only wood and silver, and it hasn't blue eyes." - Larry

"Don't forget me." - Gilbert Blythe

"Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the hologram!" - Sam Beckett

"Gents. Take a walk." - Captain Barbossa
"..not to the boats?" - Captain Jack

"I'm wasted on cross country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!" - Gimli

"It's happened. And apparently it's happened again. I finally have a case of lupus." - Dr. House

"There is always hope." - Aragorn

"Dude! You did it! You won a fight!" - Dustin

"Hey, what happened to that lieutenant you was telling me about?" - Bill Hickock
"I never heard of him." - Calamity Jane

"Darling, you're not ill again, are you? We've got to do something about these nerves of yours! Here, I made you a nice cup of cocoa. It'll quiet you down." - Ethel

"Y'all need to keep me in a bubble cuz I'm just gonna keep writing new stories on new ships and ain't never gonna finish the old ones!" - Me :)