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Joined 02-13-13, id: 4542162, Profile Updated: 04-06-14
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

Hai Hai. I'm from England (What what, old bean.) and I love Naruto. I mean, I'm a full blown Narutard. I like writing stories, so I thought I'd give fanfiction a try. Please, don't be mean. You mean bully. Unless you're here to be friends... in which case, let's be friends!

Seriously.

Or I'll kill you in your sleep.


I'm 16, and a guy.

I like reading and stuff, and watch TV a lot. I like the Walking Dead, mostly, and sit-coms, like the Big Bang Theory.

Music... I like My Chemical Romance, Coheed and Cambria, David Bowie, Greenday, Breaking Benjamin... and a lot of others.

Food. I like spaghetti. Drink. I like Pepsi and Coke.

My name's Chris, by the way.


Pairings that I, indeed, support:

NaruxHina... is there any other way? :3

SasuxSaku... I guess they should really get together. It'd be nice.

NejixTen... kinda cute. 'specially when Neji's bein' all serious, and Tenten's all silly, and I'm all 'D'AAAAW'.

LeexTen... I dunno, there's just something cute about them, y'know?

ShinoxAnyoneButHinata... Because Shino gets ALL the bitches.

SaixIno... also something that's weirdly cute. x3

DeixTobi... Tobi is so fucking adorable, and Dei is a grumpy-pants, so it's cute, y'know.

HidanxKakuzu... Just fuckin' funny.

KisamexItachi... Also fuckin' funny.

Pairings that I HATE:

HinaxAnyoneElseWhoIsn'tNaruto,EspeciallySasuke

Incest Pairings... No. Just... no. Please.

ALSO, GUESS WHAT GUISE. SOMEONE ACTUALLY MADE FUCKIN' FANART. OF MY SHIT. SERIOUSLY. art/Swagetsu-419415306 IT'S THAT.
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I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3828 - Favs: 5,215 - Follows: 4,996 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Soul and Bones by Era Yachi reviews
Brook is willing to do anything for the sake of his crew. Some days it's simple being the Straw Hat's musician. Some days, it wears him right down to the bone. A series of one-shots about Brook, each featuring different Straw Hats.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,562 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Brook, Straw Hats P.
Fang and Fox by ShadowBlade911 reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had wound up on a team with Kiba and Hinata. Gets into the friends he makes, the bonds, and trouble that all come with being around Kohona's number one knuckle headed ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,163 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Trust Issues by Septdeneuf reviews
The Straw Hats encounter an abandoned ship where the crew seem to have killed each other. After the only survivor they find commits suicide, the cola engine is sabotaged and Chopper is attacked, it looks like the same thing might happen on the Thousand Sunny. Can they find out what's causing this, or are the Straw Hats destined to destroy each other? written for OPBigBang
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Sanji, Robin, Brook - Complete
A Crack in the Wall We Used to Call Home by Synn Nexus reviews
Inspiration struck me while on deviantart. A poem about the Uchiha Massacre. Short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Complete
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Accomplice by Robin Sparrow reviews
Sequel following Sixty-Six, Feelings, and Here Comes a Candle. Kate and Barry finally make it to Liore, but soon find themselves in a sticky situation when they come face-to-face with surviving victims of his past crimes. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Barry the Chopper - Complete
Dragon Riding by drunkdragon reviews
The euphemism was lost on Ricken. Nowi x Ricken, implied Tharja x mRobin
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Nowi, Ricken] [Tharja, Avatar/Robin] - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
When All Ends Meet by team snapchat reviews
When the Akatsuki go grocery shopping, they bump into more than one of their 'old friends'. And if you throw in Kisame's fat old lady butt an Itachi's obsessive attitude towards Sasuke, chaos ensues. Rated T for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013
Bringing Sexy Back by Persephonae reviews
Collection of oneshots about the ridiculous situations the Hokage's Assistants find themselves in! How much trouble can the two Chunin get themselves into? Especially at the front gates of Konoha. Rated for language and possible smuttiness. No yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
Bound by shounenhair reviews
A monster made out of threads appears out of nowhere. It finds Hidan and saves him from his grave. Together, they embark on a journey to find the monster's master, and Hidan's only friend; Kakuzu. Ambiguous KakuHidan, M/M, violence, death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Chronicles of the Leaf - Act 1 by Shinigami Miroku reviews
It's time, once again, to retell the tale of the Gutsy Ninja. With new characters and new directions, while still following the same basic plot, what really changes? For one, a new team! Second, character development! NaruHina, ShinoKin, Yuugao x OC, etc. Act 1 ends at the Wave arc. K /T
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Shino A., Yugao U. - Complete
Singing in the Rain by ZenzaiButterfly reviews
She was feeling unstoppable. She felt like the happiest woman in the world, goofing around in the rain, and she wasn't the only one.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Explosive Partnerships by GravityDefyingTrenchCoat reviews
'It wasn't a particularly special mission, but with Tobi as a partner Deidara doesn't doubt something will go wrong… Unfortunately, this time, he's right.' Sick!Deidara and lots of fluff. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Post Me Nots by raiTonight29 reviews
NaruSasu. Coffee Shop AU. The first time Naruto sees him is when it is raining one night after practice. Naruto tries to strike a conversation but is ignored in all his attempts. Until an idea comes to him. Grinning, Naruto reaches over and sticks a post-it note over the man's laptop screen, making the stranger blink in surprise. "Can I talk to you? :)". T for Teeth-rotting fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Few Repairs by The Fanfiction Core reviews
She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Naruto: Trapped In The Closet by Uskius reviews
If you're looking for an epic saga of raging hormones repressed by a military society, you came to the wrong place. This is just about some time Tenten and Naruto spend in a closet. Uncomfortable situations galore!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
At The Onsen by dmnq8 reviews
Bunch of guys chilling at the hot springs. Crack. Crude language. Kiriban prize for xallfalldownx. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Here Comes a Candle by Robin Sparrow reviews
Sequel to Sixty-Six and Feelings. Kate and Barry take an unexpected detour to the town of Silent Hill. Does not require extensive knowledge of either FMA or SH to enjoy, just read the author's notes. Rated M for horror violence and gore. Complete.
Crossover - Silent Hill & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Barry the Chopper - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Feelings by Robin Sparrow reviews
One-shot. Sequel to Sixty-Six. Barry and Kate talk after the events of the previous fic, reflecting on feelings - both the physical kind and the other - and resolving an important, somewhat life-threatening issue with the help of Barry's knife.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Barry the Chopper - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
No More Moon's Eye Plan by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Naruto and Killer Bee show what they think of Madara's plan the only way they know how - with gratuitous overkill and excessively enormous explosions. Drabble. Crackfic. Some strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Lotus Blooming in Ruins by Piccylo reviews
Every ninja in Konoha has their own story as to what happened to them when the Kyuubi attacked that October evening. Might Guy had a good deal of endurance to stubbornly march through as he did. It was here that he learned the true power of youth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sixty Six by Robin Sparrow reviews
Begins at the end of Brotherhood episode 19, "Death of the Undying." A spontaneous act of kindness prolongs Barry's life, forging unlikely alliances and providing the opportunity for some very interesting - dare I say, killer? - conversations. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Barry the Chopper - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Apples And Pears by lillyankh reviews
Light thinks he knows English. L proves him wrong. Now with translation.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 233 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 421 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Prelude by MarqueeMoonGirl reviews
An encounter with a Satanist hoodlum's Vauxhall Astra one Saturday at Uncle Norm's Organ Emporium changes everything Stuart Tusspot's ever known. ONESHOT
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 226 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 572 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 5,645 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
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The Moron, The Creep, and the Failure reviews
Say Naruto was put in a team with Shino and Hinata? What would happen? Only pairings so far decided are NaruxHina. Quite a bit of Sakura-bashing to start with, but don't worry, I won't hate her for ever!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,182 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A.
The Hipster Avenger reviews
Suigetsu goes through Sasuke's stuff... and can't believe what he finds. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Juugo, Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Dirty Minds reviews
Poor, innocent, oblivious Naruto. Does he not realize that the power of suggestion is a deadly one? Slight NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Liar reviews
Hayate promised he wasn't going anywhere... he promised he would continue to love Yūgao. But it was a promise he couldn't keep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Hayate G., Yugao U. - Complete
Tobi: Childish Demon reviews
It turns out that Tobi wasn't just a way of disguising Obito... A little NaruHina, and SasuSaku if you squint...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Hidan 182 reviews
Who knew Hidan was so musically talented? Who knew Tobi was so... uh, weird? Who knew that I know how loud a gnats fart is? Now READ THE GODDAMN THING. Rated T for lotsa' swearing, as can only be expected with Hidan. Oh, and the song's called 'Family Reunion'. Quite a fitting title, I thought.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
I Wonder reviews
Sakura, Ino Tenten and Hinata discuss what the guys would be LIKE, if you catch my drift. Rated T for sexual suggestion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten - Complete
C'mon, do it! reviews
Hinata is stalking Naruto as he spars with Lee. Surprise surprise. Kiba finds her, tells her to talk to Naruto. Hinata is too embarrassed. Nothing out of the ordinary here... Until Naruto finds them. Who knew Lee was so persistent? Who knew Hinata could punch so hard? NaruHina Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Youthful Kiss Better! reviews
When TenTen accidentally slices Lee's face open during a sparring match, she gives it a kiss better. This gives Lee an idea. Rated T for a little suggestiveness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete