Erm, i'm not quite sure how to use this but i will give it a go. Prepare for my stupid ramblings in 3..2..1 ACTION! Hi, my name is Maria-pops aka 'big nose'. I am a socially awkward, 15 year old prawn. I am small and pathetic as my lovely friends Aiko Rin Sayuri (She is my mummy) and Kaichou-sama (She is a worm) never fail to remind me! I think that will suffice as an introduction, now here is some useless information about me, you creep. Oh goody!
My favourite animes: black butler (I am one hell of an otaku, yay for bad puns), death note, elfin lied, another, full metal alchemist, ouran high school, toradora, ghost hunt, mirai nikki, code geass, hetalia, attack on titan, clannad and pokemon. YAY for pokemon! pokemon..more like pokeMOM mwahaha, that one was for Juju!
Hobbies: In my spare time, I like reading. I love Stephen King and am currently reading 'Cell' by him. Some of my favourites are THE GONE SERIES, The Uglies series, any John Green, World war Z, The Maze Runner, The Farm, The Harry Potter series, Perks of being a wallflower, philosophy books (Currently reading ethics by aristotle and the mystery of things by Grayling), James Patterson, Jodie Picoult, and any Sarah Dessen is always a good light read. I like drawing stories (weird I know). I like playing games like assassin's creed and amnesia. I don't watch much tv because I can't be bothered to drag myself out of my room and go downstairs, psh I mean, yaaaay for physical movement, do exercise and eat your greens kiddywinks! I digress (I do this often), anyway, when I do watch tv, I watch Spongebob (I love that goofy goober), The regular show (Muscle Man is amazing), The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. I enjoy philosophy and debates as well as creative writing. I will soon be starting martial arts! Some other miscellaneous things I like are Cyborgs, nanobots, zombies, aliens, horror, assassins, crime, philosophy, candles and jumpers. Recently I have been getting into comics! My favourite superhero is Batman *fangirl*
Favourite subjects: I love biology, chemistry, physics. French and latin are pretty good too. When I grow up, I want to be a mermaid. Actually, I would like to be a pediatrician, please note that this is not the same as a pedophile! cough *Kaichou-sama* cough *my mum* cough.
Dislikes: I dislike many things so will avoid making this sound like ...Here are just a few..Most food especially meat, (I live on chips, chicken, pizza, pasta and burgers), feet, WHEN ILLITERATE IDIOTS USE WORDS LIKE REEM, PENG AND DANK I MENTALLY STAB THEM WITH A SPOON, people, corruption, braces!(Jeez, I use way to many brackets).
Music: I listen to a lot of music, most often, Motionless in White, Bring me the horizon, asking alexandria, chelsea grin, memphis may fire, crown the empire, betraying the martyrs, pierce the veil, etc. I also love Daughter, The Paper Kites, Agnes Obel, Imagine Dragons, Angus and Julia Stone, The Honey Trees, Grouplove, Lana Del Rey, Zach Sobiech (inspirational), avalanche city, The neighbourhood, random anime music, coldplay and passion pit. The song in my head at the moment is: 'Scissorhands' by Motionless. The song i'm listening to right now: 'The fallout by Crown the empire. My favourite song(s) right now: The Love club by Lourde, Somewhere only we know by Keane, Waking Dream by Natalie Walker and Synthetic Love by Motionless.
I look like a dweeb, as i mentioned already, I am small, scrawny and ridiculously pale. I have long layered black hair with brown dipdyed ends. If you want a more specific idea of what I like follow these instructions. Step one, go onto google. Step two, type in 'prawn'. Step three, go onto images. Step four, pick a picture and add a squidward nose to it. That is me! My mother claims that my pale, prawny complexion is because I spend all my time in my room with the blinds closed but my hypothesis is that I am a vampire. (I wish) IF YOU MESS MY ROOM UP YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY SPAGHETTI MUSCLES. If you haven't already noticed, i'm a bit of a baka. I am very shy unless I am around my best friends, I would like to think I am organised, a realist, you may mistake me for a pessimist but I don't think that is very accurate. I am also described as 'squeaky' more times than I care to remember. I can be a neat freak and a bit of a perfectionist. I notice tiny things and over analyse them which often leads to me getting upset easily. My favourite words are jeez, pops (don't ask), why (sqeaky voice), MY MOM and guppy. Having written all this, I'm wondering why I have typed up all this unusual information and also if you are still reading...YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND CHASE BUTTERFLIES OR SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.
Light Yagami- I will take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!
Bocchan- (looking at a map) It needs to be 28 miles long!
Me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
Bocchan-OHAYO BURGER CHAN!
Kaichou- Firstly, it's not morning and secondly...NO ONE HERE IS A BURGER!
Bocchan- If you plot a graph of bosom size and sluttiness, then it is directly proportional. Of course, there are some anomalies of course. Adelaide is off the scale for sluttiness but is in the negatives for bosom size.
playing a game where we take turns to tell a story*
Kaichou- So then Ciel gets kidnapped by a mysterious figure and..
Me- so Sebastian goes to find Ciel and finds him in Slender man's house where slendy is wearing a frilly pink apron making cookies for Ciel wearing the most MENACING oven mitts known to man!
Kaichou and me- Oh boy, I just passed gas
Me- I'm telling you, a zombie apocalypse is possible
Friend- Yeah, if everyone starts taking LSD
Friend- Her voice is like alpha radiation, it's stopped by a few cm of air.
Bocchan- I'M LORD OF THE RINGS
Me- *silence* I LOVE FOUR *glomps person sitting next to me*
Anything the Mighty O has ever said
My pet squid Joshua- If you're a prawn, i'm plankton
As the concentration of plebs increases, the rate of reaction for arguments also increases
Bocchan- *To a teacher* I gotta go to the dining hall and go take my drugs
Current mood: Happy
Current craving: Nutella, Vanilla spice Latte
Current song in my head: The neighbourhood 'Sweater weather'
Currently watching: (a number of animes and tv shows) Hetalia, attack on Titan, No 6, Revenge, Dexter
Currently writing: Death note alternate ending
Currently reading: Ethics by Aristotle, The Farm, Will Grayson Will Grayson, City of Ashes, Matched, This Lullaby, The mystery of things
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