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Joined 02-13-13, id: 4542920, Profile Updated: 06-16-13
Author has written 1 story for My Little Pony.

Pronounced "Heck-a-ton-kyre".

Let me be brief. I don't like writing fan fiction. It is painfully hard to put words into the mouth of a character not my own, and as a result anything I write on this site is going to focus less on the established characters and more on whatever nonsense I've created.

Of all the things I've done, the stuff I've done (and will be doing) here is stuff that will haunt me for years to come.

"But Hekatonkhire, if you hate fanfic why are you writing it?"

Because, lil' profile viewer, I'm not only exceedingly bored and rather lacking in creative outlet, but also because I may or may not have lost a bet.

My primary literary travesty was born out of a joke amongst me and a couple friends of mine regarding a character of mine that went a something like "Y'know what HIS hell is probably gonna be? Ponyland."

After milking that joke for many lulz, I eventually began to grow bored and eager for creative outlet. It was suggested that I actually write down and publish "On A Pale Horse" for all the internet to see once tweaking it to be more than just a silly injoke. (With the caveat that I get something in return for burning precious neuron juice in the process of making it.) That is what has led me here. To you.

Anyway, enjoy my terrible works of literary horror.

My Little Pony: On a Pale Horse reviews
"I don't want 'laughter' or 'loyalty'. I don't require 'kindness' or 'generosity'. I have no use for love, acceptance or wish-fulfillment. No, I don't really expect you irritating little equines to be 'honest' with me either. And the last thing I want is your sugar-coated, aneurysm-inducing concept of 'friendship'. Do you know what I DO want? To be ANYWHERE else but here."
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013