I, hunterofArtemis44, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews..

My Rules When Writing a Story:

Rule 1: Always Know How Your Entire Story Will Play Out, Before You Write It. This will help keep you up with deadlines you promise to your readers and prevent writers block a lot of the time.

Rule 2: Be Original. Always be original. This site does say unleash your imagination. And I know the story I am writing uses an idea that has been used hundreds of times, but my story is unique. Thats another thing. If you use an idea thats been used a lot, then make it unique. Don't make it the same as the others. Lets say one story was about Percy and Annabeth getting married. Now this idea is insanely overused on this site. And if you're one of the people that has used this idea or something then don't make it the same has somebody elses. If someones story has a cliche wedding, then make yours action packed or something. Be unique.

Rule 3: Get your readers involved. People always enjoy a good, well written story, but with every story, there's always something that you would have changed, or wouldn't have had it happened. No one can deny it. I know in a couple stories I've read I would've had something play out different. Infact, it's not just stories. Okay, how many times when you were watching Pokemon, did you wish Ash won the battle he just lost. Every Pokemon League, when Ash lost by just a fraction, I would be so mad. I would've made like Pikachu dodge the attack that made him lose or something. Anyways, have polls on your page or in your stories give the readers a chance to give their opinion on what they want to happen. Now you can't please everyone, so to solve that maybe direct the people who wanted it different to another story similar to the story you wrote except with the ending they want. Or if you have the time, write an alternate ending to please the readers who wanted a different ending.

Rule 4: Finish the Chapter a Couple Days Before Posting. This will give you a lot of time to look over your story and edit it. People don't like a rushed story so don't leave it to the last minute. If you have lots of time to look at it, you can make sure you don't screw up at some parts and make your story perfect.

Rule 5: Enjoy Writing. If you don't feel like writing one day, then don't. Wait for a day where you feel energized enough to write. Somedays you get a head of schedule if you're feeling energized. And somedays when you don't feel like writing, then you fall behind schedule. That's what makes good author, write bad stories. Don't worry about following behind schedule, because when someone truly likes something, then they are willing to wait for it. There is a quote that states: "Good things come, to those who wait". Follow that, and you'll be successful. And most importantly, have fun. If you don't like writing, then don't write. Don't force yourself to do things you don't want to.

Those are the rules I follow to be successful, and if you think you're struggling as an author, then follow these rules to be successful. From SmileSwag13.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm Part of the 1%)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, x.rosalieorcatherine.xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, booklover1234567890, hunterofArtemis44

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "So, want to go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter"

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

NORMAL PEOPLE AND PJO FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It’s because your gay isn't it?

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BESTFRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me

Child abuse... help stop it!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) Repost and show you care.
2)Ignore it and just prove you are heartless.
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

A touching story:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now.

I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.

Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing.

He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it.

There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.

But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.

The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your hear

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car
I promise to remember the gods
and remember what they do
I do this for my love for them
and it will ALWAYS be renewed
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx!

Try it without looking at answers-

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. hunterofArtemis44

10. Barack Obama

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL ?

•MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.
•SPORT: I have a Wii.
•SPANISH: I watch Dora.
•ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)
•MATH: That’s why we have calculators.
•GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe.
•HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway.

I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Justin Bieber socks.

I asked her if she liked Justin Bieber.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Justin Bieber every time she walked.
I love this kid.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You copy/paste this onto your profile

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

List your top ten favorite PJO/ HOO characters in no particular order.

1. Piper

2. Reyna

3. Percy

4. Annabeth

5. Calypso

6. Jason

7. Thalia

8. Artemis

9. Katie

10. Leo

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Yes it was pretty good.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Pretty hot.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

That's pretty normal.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Tratie

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

NO!!! That's just gross.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Neither!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

!CoNfUsEd! (Thalia is)

8. Make a summary of at least twenty-five words about two/six

What happens when Piper dumps Jason for Leo. How will he react? Will Jasper stay together or break apart?Where does a certain daughter of Bellona fit in the story? Jeyna!

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

...I don't think so...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Maybe Piper comforts Calypso when Leo and Reyna get together? 'Comforting the lonely'

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to kiss one?

I wouldn't make a story like that!

12. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

'This girl is on fire' make him the boy on fire.

13. If One and two were cooking together, what would they make?

A cake with Jason's face! Haha!

14. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until Nine runs off to marry Five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on Four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of One and settles into a happy relationship with three.

Annabeth is in a happy relationship with Katie, until Katie runs off to marry Calypso. Annabeth is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Artemis until Artemis cheats on Annabeth with Reyna. Annabeth finally takes the advice of Piper and settles into a happy relationship with Percy.

All of them are weird except for the last sentence. Funny how Percabeth always finds a way. Also, did you know Percy was the only guy in that whole thing? CrEePy!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey

1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?
The Titan's Curse. Mostly because it has the hunters most shown.

2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
Artemis, duh! Least favorite? Um...

3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?
I like all hunters, nut mostly Thals. Least favorite? Again? Um...

This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?

PERCABETH!!

Annabeth or Rachel?

Annabeth.

Thalia or Luke?

Thalia!

Riptide or Backbiter?

Riptide.

Wisdom or the Sea?
Um...both?

True or False (opinion based)

Percabeth?
TRUE!!

Perachel?
False.

I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours.

True!

I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back.
False, I just think the moment was sweet.

I have written fanfiction for this series.
True!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

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This is Bunny.

Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Kind of amazing how stupid some people are...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm… something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

CREEPY!:

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION- RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES- LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS NO MORE ZS

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

-Children of rival gods can fall in love.

-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

-Math teachers really are evil.

-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

-Elvis was a magician. No, really.

-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

-Boomerangs can cast spells.

-It's possible to gamble moonlight.

-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

-Rainbows have power.

-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

-Even plants can wage war.

-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.

-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.

PJO quiz thingy...

ZEUS

[x] You like being in charge.
[x]You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (ZAAAAAAAP)
] You were voted Class President.
[x] You do what’s best for everyone.(Maybe...maybe not)
] You have multiple exes.

] You think you have what it takes dole run for president.

] You think every problem has a soulution.

] You love showing off.
[x] You like plane rides.
]You are hydrophobiac (Water...is...scary)

6/10

PoSEIDON

] You feel at home in the water.
]Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
] You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
[x] You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
] You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
] You swim professionally.
] You hate seafood.
] You never get seasick.
] You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
] You are acrophobiac

2/10...

HADES

]You’re not that much of a people person.
] You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
[x] You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
]You like listening to loud, angry music.
] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. (Sometimes)
] You like to keep to yourself.
] All your closets are padlocked.
] You write in diary/journal.
[x] You feel most active at night.

3/10

DEMETER

] You own a garden
[X] You like the great outdoors.
] You have a green thumb.
] You’re an environmentalist.
]You have a special connection with animals.
] You’re a vegetarian.

] You love going hiking, camping, and seeig the natural wonders of the world.

] You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
] You love going to flower shops.
[x] You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

ARES

[x] You often start fights. (The argueing type)
] You a very agressive type of person.
] You like watching wrestling.
[x] You’re competitive.
] You like reading about war.
[x]You don’t take crap from anybody.
] You have anger management.

] You never back away from a fight.

] Everyone does what you say. (Most of the time)
[x] You don’t always think before you do something.

8/10

ATHENA

] You have an intesible thirst for knowledge.

[x] You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

[x] About half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
] You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
] You’re the valedictorian in your class.
] You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
] You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
] You think it would be better if you were the President.
[X] You have a huge shelf of books at home.
] You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (Whaaaa???)

6/10

APOLLO

[x] You’re very creative and artistic.
[X] You like listening to all kinds of music in general. (Most music)
] You always feel sunny and optimistic. (Mostly)
[x]You are talented at drawing. (NOT bragging here!!)
] You like writing poetry.
] You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
[x] You like going to art museums.
] You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. (Pretty much)
[x] You have straight As in Art on your report card.
[x] Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

8/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

[x] You dislike boys in general.
] A deer is one of your favorite animals
] You can shoot targets
[x] You like silver.
[x] You like the moon better than the sun
[x] Zoe Nightshade is awesome
[x] You love wild animals (Tiger, lepoards)
] You spend most of your time outdoors.
[x] You love to move around the place
[x] Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

10/10

HEPHAESTUS

] You have a way with tools.
[x] You build awesome things during your free time. (At school(projects))
] You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
] Metalworking is your forte.
] You have your own toolbox.
]You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
] You’re a techie.
] You often have carpentry projects.
] You dream of being a carpenter.
[x]You aren’t afraid of fire. (FLAME ON!!!!)

2/10

APHRODITE

] Every guy/girl swoons for you.
] You like putting on makeup. (Sometimes)
] You naturally smell good.
] You never experience a bad hair day.
] Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. (Not my favorite, but I like it...sorta)
] You’re always at the front of every trend.
] You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
] You’re often invited to parties.
] Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
[x] You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (Well...I need to know what I look like before I go out...)

3/10

HERMES

[x] You like pickpocketing your friends. (Sometimes)
[x] You’re a prankster.
] You’re a speed demon.
[x] You consider yourself restless.
]You’re the best speaker in the class.
] You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
] You’re inventive and resourceful.
[x] You often start arguments.
] You’ve never lost a debate.
[X] You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

5/10

DIONYSUS

] You’re the life of the party.
] You like wine.
] You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
] You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
] You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
] You’re a foodie.
] You like going to social events and mingling with people.
[x]You like trying out new food. (How is food related to him????)
] You feel that you’re abundant in life.
] You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

So looks like I'm a daughter of Apollo or Ares, hunter of Artemis, with some Zeus, Athena, and Demeter traits.

Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night...

Daniel: I guess we are the left over's in this world.

Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives.

Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do.

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact I don't have anything to do for the following weeks...

DAY 1: They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film .

DAY 4: They went to the beach and had a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together.

DAY 12: Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House...Jasmine was scared and she thought she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed... .

DAY 15: They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20: Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something. (okay we have to skip a few days)

DAY 28: They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road.

Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all.
Daniel: Wait for me...

-20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine.

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital.

Time:-11:57pm the doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket. Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

Jasmine, these past few days, I realized you are a really cute girl and I am really falling for you. Your cherished smile... you were everything when we played this game... Before this game would end...I would like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life... I love you Jasmine... .

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

"Daniel! I don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop beating. It was the 30th day...

Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace...

If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day... Love them while they are still here...Copy Paste these stories if they made you cry or made your eyes water... Your loved one will realize how they are significant to you! Repost this in 5min. and a miracle will happen tonight. P.S. Do not ignore or you'll regret it later

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

"They Hurt her."

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Abigail Ruth Schimke

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Abiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ruth Toe

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Schabten

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Gold Mt. Dew

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Peach

M u s i c - V i d e o - O f - M y - L i f e:

Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!

Opening credits: The Circle of Life- Disney movie The Lion King

First day of school: I had me @ hello- Olivia Holt (Girl V.S. Monster)

Falling in love: Love is an open door- Frozen

Fighting: Battlefield- Jordan Sparks

Breaking up: Picture to Burn- Taylor Swift

Driving: Our Song- Taylor Swift

Flashback: Butterfly fly away- Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus (I liked Miley when she was Hannah Montana)

Mental Breakdown: Set fire to the Rain- Adele

Getting back together: Want you Back- Cher Lloyd

Prom Night: Firework- Katy Perry

Wedding: Just the way you are- Bruno Mars

Birth of a child: Heart of Dixie- Danielle Bradberry

Final battle: Skyfall- Adele

Death scene: If I die young- The Band Perry

Funeral: Let it go- Idina Menzel

End credits: Knockin' on Heaven's door- Mark Andrews (The Voice performence)

I might have cheated a few times(Or more). hehehehe!!! (-:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BYE LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls Rule!!!