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Welp, this space has been cleared and redone for the sake of change! I'm Hannah but you can call me brat, she-devil, or whatever the hell you wanna call me. Mostly I've been called spoiled rotten and a vampire by my family members. I am spoiled rotten, this is a true fact, and I am delighted to know I have everyone wrapped around my pinky finger! Yanno how it is when you're an only child.. Unless you have any brothers or sisters then I am terribly sorry to hear about that.

Anyhoo! - people still say that, right? - I will tell you a little bit about myself. I'm a proud Georgia resident, I live with my parents and grandma, and I am almost eighteen years old. I have been disabled and paralyzed from the waist down since I was four years old due to a car crash in Crawford County where I lived at the time and no, this does not mean I am totally helpless - I am extremely independant! I hate it when people open doors for me and don't like sympathy from others because let's face it being on the recieving end of pity sucks.

Now that I have told you about my predicament I'll move onto parents and family issues. My mom, Stephanie, left my biological father when I was three due to personal problems and I don't see him much anymore thanks to that. My step dad met my mom through a job when she was helping out construction workers on base and he's been in my life ever since then - which is irritating most of the time since he's an annoying drunk every night. In a previous relationship he has a son who I used to be close with when we were younger, and he is older than me at the age of twenty five, and he's trouble.

Finally I'll move onto personal interests and yes, they are weird. I like vampires - not the sparkly prissy bitches from Twilight - but real vampires who rip shit up and wreak havoc on unsuspecting victims just for giggles, I absolutely adore elves - their so cute with their pointy ears and chubby cheeks and yes I have an elf for my profile picture namely the most elfin adorable Head Elf Bernard from The Santa Clause, and of course anything that has to do with the supernatural.

I like various types of music except for Gospel and Country - I love rock and roll, metal, and some rap music. I love to sleep in the cold but prefer the warmth, my room has to be completely pitch black otherwise I won't sleep at all and one time I had stayed awake for three days straight until my mom had to wrestle me to the floor forcing me to sleep, and my brain hurts so I'll stop right here for the moment..

ATTENTION - I have the most wonderful news! In probably another week I will have a new tower, desktop, keyboard, and mouse so I will be able to write fanfiction again! :)

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Of Madmen, Misfits & Everything In Between by nordicdreamsndutchthings reviews
In which the Joker finds his match, tries to kill the Batman and finds peace in the arms of a struggling college student with a dark past.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,175 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 7/28 - [Joker, OC] Bruce W./Batman
Suspicious by NessaSan7 reviews
Something about the new college's janitor just seems suspicious. Gabriel/OC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 8/23 - [Gabriel, OC]
His Little Laddie by LostBoyLover reviews
A young woman, impregnanted by a tall dark and handsome vampire named Dwayne, dies in child birth. The baby however survives and is taken by his father to be raised within their little coven. (AU where Dwayne is Laddie's father)
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 8/7 - Dwayne, Laddie T.
The Monsters Under the Bed by Brown-eyed Jo reviews
Cora Garcia lives alone with her father, Mayor Garcia, as the Joker's reign of chaos upon the city of Gotham begins, and its prominent figureheads become targets for destruction. What happens when Cora is kidnapped by the Joker, and the life she once lived is turned upside down? Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,671 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 4/7 - Joker, OC
My Dad is Santa Claus by PrincessTriSarahTops reviews
Scott Calvin is Santa Claus. No matter how much he would like to deny it. Charlie knows his Dad is Santa, and he'll do anything he can to prove it! join Scott and his two kids. (Jessie & Charlie) as he goes through the Santification Process! (Story will cover events from all 3 movies) [Bernard/OC]
The Santa Clause - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,395 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Scott C./Santa Claus, Bernard, Charlie C., OC
Finding Home by sonny's girlfriend reviews
Bernard finds himself sharing a home with someone for the first time in his adult life, and the entire town believes he's happily in love with her, to boot! Well. To be fair, they did just get married, technically speaking! When did his private life get so complicated, again? Note: This is a sequel directly following "The Day Bernard Got Beaned." Rated T to be safe.
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,665 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Bernard
The Way We May Break by PoisonBones reviews
You can shake your fist at the sky. You can scream and curse until your hoarse. Or you can move to a town infested with vampires and pray that your life doesn't get any crazier, which is what Abbey and Joanna Heitch did. Looking to settle down, the sisters move away from home in Billings, Montana to the sunny California coast. They have fun, but what happens when they're targeted?
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Marko, Paul - Complete
Hey Brian, Your Daughter's Hot! by VashandNaomiForever reviews
Brian's teenage daughter goes into the monster realm, thanks to Maurice, telling herself that it's all just a dream. She sees no harm in staying, even after the sun rises. Maurice does his best to prevent her from turning, but she's stubborn and doesn't believe she's really there. . .
Little Monsters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 7/18/2014
Face Down by Queen Of The Loners reviews
My name is Melanie Feder. I am the twin sister of Greg Feder. I have the same personality and characteristics as Greg, but I'm full on goth. So today is the last day of school and now I am officially a senior. But first, I have to go through a whole summer of trying to figure out how I caught the attention of Braden Higgins. Braden/OC
Grown Ups, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/6
Santa Clause: Secret Fool- Bernard Love story by LRmember reviews
Kira is the elf who delivers supplies to all the departments. One day she finds Bernard sick in his office and decides to send him secret appreciation cards with Santa's help. But when Santa suddenly asks her to help Bernard find the sender of the cards she's stuck between Santa's orders and the secret she keeps.
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,015 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Bernard, OC] Scott C./Santa Claus - Complete
The Road to Hell by JazzylovesTransformers reviews
It is paved by lies, murder and, most of all, insanity. A newly-fledged psychiatrist must find a way to push through the raging storm of madness that is Arkham Asylum and, somehow, emerge unscathed. Scarecrow/OC/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Joker, J. Crane, OC
Just Give Me a Second Chance by AlwayzWriting reviews
Will's cousin Ashe used to torment him mercilessly, and now after a few too many incidents at her old school she's being sent to live with the Strongholds. While she's struggling to get one of her powers under control two bad boys have her in their sights
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Warren P., Lash
I Can See Clearly -ON HIATUS- by ShakespeareFreak
Colin Gray's story only really began when his mortal life ended. After meeting his fate at the jaws of Jennifer Check, he's totally ready to move on—until something pulls him back. What follows is a journey through both the afterlife and the mortal world, eventually leading him to a decision that could take him from the gates of Heaven to the jaws of Hell itself.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,080 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Jennifer C., Needy L., Colin G., OC
Red by rittenden
Charlie gets a new car. Oneshot. Originally posted on the Numb3rs Fanrush site.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
A Girl, An Elf and A Workshop by StargateJedi reviews
Tabs, an 18 year old who still believes in Christmas, finds herself in a situation she could only dream of. While she knows that the world in which she's landed in isn't real, can she withstand the call of her heart? Bernard/OC
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,387 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bernard
Sixty-Seven Days by the sceptical muppet reviews
DAY 4-"Colin?" He wipes nervously at the blood on his face, but it reappears the moment his clear, pale skin is exposed. He's zipped up his jumper to hide the gruesome artwork Jennifer made of his insides. "Hello, Needy." Needy isn't alone in the correctional facility; she has Colin Gray to keep her company. Inspired by Needy's line about seeing things that aren't there. ColiNeedy
Jennifer's Body - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Needy L., Colin G. - Complete
Five by the sceptical muppet reviews
"I don't think of you that way." Sam does his best to ignore the helpful part of his brain trying to point out that he was just a little bit lying when he said that... Five quick Brigitte/Sam scenes from the beginning of the movie until the end through Sam's eyes.
Ginger Snaps - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Brigitte, Sam - Complete
Sandbox Love by GoSpeedsterOrGoHome reviews
It all started in the Sandbox. teeny!ColiNeedy, kid fic.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Colin G., Needy L. - Complete
The Day Bernard Got Beaned by sonny's girlfriend reviews
Helen looked into his grumpy face, and licked her lips, eyes wide. "Um. Sorry." Her voice came out as barely more than a whisper, as her gaze went back to his ear. The perfectly normal, warm, sensitive to touch, with blood vessels...pointy ear.
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Bernard - Complete
Trouble Is A Friend by CurbItKirby reviews
Gabriel's sidekick wants to do things the human way. Gabe/OC -MiniFic- COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Gabriel, OC - Complete
The Ancient Coven by L.M. Frick reviews
After Kraven's betrayal, Lucian lay dying as liquefied silver seeped through his body. Saved by a creature thought to be of legends, he must now travel north as a darkness threatens not only his world, but the mortal realm as well. Contains adult themes.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 184,554 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Lucian - Complete
The Runaways by nightchildx reviews
Evie's life as a runaway couldn't be easier. Two years with her band of fellow runaways in Santa Carla, and they've never run into vampires. Until now, of course! Marko/OC later on. Please review! Final chapter is up!
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,210 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - David, Marko - Complete
Traffic by Numb3rs by Way Walker reviews
Don, David and Charlie are on their way to the F.B.I when they get stuck in traffic. David tries to relieve his boredom much to the displeasure of Don and Charlie. Will their friendship survive the ride?
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Shoo Fly, Don't Bother Me by Baxin-Six reviews
Charlie has a run in with a horse fly and is left with a not so pretty outcome.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
L is for Loopy by M. Marchand reviews
Teenage Charlie gets his wisdom teeth removed and Alan and Margaret have their hands full with their drugged up son. 2007 Alphabet Drabble Series
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Charlie E., Alan E. - Complete
Gale Force by LemonPOPtart reviews
Charlie and Jordan go on a week long math date in Florida... during hurricane season. 3rd story in the series of Charlie Jordan fics. Please note some adult situations and violence.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Charlie E. - Complete
Terrible Twos by LemonPOPtart reviews
Charlie and Jordan experience the joys of living with an energetic twoyearold. One Shot
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Charlie E. - Complete
Bagel Slicing 101 by LemonPOPtart reviews
Charlie makes breakfast with disastrous results. A Charlie&Jordan fic
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Charlie E. - Complete
Acceptance with Love by LemonPOPtart reviews
This is a sequel to Love Thy Neighbor. The beginning of this story is set two years later. It is another Charlie Jordan story. :
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Charlie E. - Complete
Love Thy Neighbor by LemonPOPtart reviews
Charlie meets his new neighbor.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Charlie E. - Complete
Blackout by M. Marchand reviews
The power goes out in Charlie's building and he fears the worst... for good reason.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Charlie E. - Complete
Bonded reviews
A series of one shots between Bernard and his beloved wife Juno. Features Curtis, Santa Claus, and other characters from the movies.
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 14h - Published: 10/1 - [Bernard, OC]