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Author has written 18 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

HI!!!!!!! I just got this at 10:41 PM on Valentines day of 2013, so I'm really new. Onto all the lists...

OTHER PLACES I INHABIT:

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NAME:I have so many names,it ain't even FUNNY.

GENDER:Surprisingly, I am a girl. You'll see why its surprising in OCCUPATION.

SIBLINGS:One super annoying older brother, a stepsister, and my adopted sisters.You know who you are.

OCCUPATION:Student, Girlfriend, Assassin, Murderer, Marauder, Queen of the Dead, Queen of Self-Inflicted Pain, Co-President of Psycho Kids, Scout, Queen of Pranks(Especially the cruel and/or cold-hearted ones!), Queen of Quotes, Terrorist, Stalker, Queen of Pain Unto Others, Spy, Ghost, Creeper, Queen of Fear, Queen of the Smart Persons, Queen of the Realm, Dimensional, Queen of the Moon, Queen of the Night, Queen of Darkness, Queen of Shadows, Otaku, Blade Master, Queen of Demons, Demon Huntress

GRADE:8th grader

AGE:Use your dusty old brain,guys!

ANIMES I LIKE: Hetalia, Inuyasha, Kaze no Stigma, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Fate Stay Night, Baka and Test, Chrono Crusade, Fullmetal Alchemist

HETALIA OC:

Name:Lehtheluhne Baynateh, but everyone who calls her by her human name just says Leth.

Age:Looks like she's 12

Country: Ireland

Role models:The versions of Fem.Norway and Tokyo(Also female)that my bestie, Gabby, came up with.

Personality:Creepier than fucking RUSSIA, with a temper to match it. She can see magical creatures and do better magic then England, and CAN AND WILL bring you harm in many forms. She also once managed to piss off most of the world at once, but beat them all by using her many armies. (She's the nation version of me.)Oh,did I mention she's a vampire?

Looks:Black hair to the middle of her back, with a heart-shaped curl on the right side of her head.Often wears all black clothing. Her eyes are usually blue, more like the sea than the sky, but she owns gold, lavender, emerald, black, and red contacts. She also has black dog ears on top of her head, don't ask why.

Crushes: Mostly Japan, but also likes Spain.

Likes: Books, killing, violence, intimidating everyone around her, scaring the shit out of everyone around her, being a really strong nation, anime, manga, going back in time, singing.

Dislikes: France, world meetings, paperwork... stuff like that. And domestic matters, oh how she hates those. Oh, and if she gets near Russia...hide ASAP.

Strengths: Swimming, combat, intimidation, time travel, being scary, singing.

Weaknesses: Impatience, temper, impulsiveness... you get the idea.

Catchphrases: "Fear me, I'm Irish!""I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack. Let's blow something up!"(If someone looks at her like she's crazy, which she is,she says, "I'm kidding,I'm kidding... I got TEN pounds.")"LET'S KILL SHIT!!!!!""If there's one thing you don't want to do, It's piss off a Dimensional..."

NOTICES:

Mein Attempt at a Story: No, it is not abandoned. Just taking a nap, like Greece.

Magic Academy: When I get a nice review on all chapters, I'll update.

Don't Stray: I'm just being lazy over typing, don't freak.

Family Matters: I update every now and then.

England's Mad Dream: I'm working on it.

Prussia's Journal: It'll be continued eventually.

Oneshots: I stink at these, but I have so many tiny plots that deserve to be written.

ALERT! I am trying to write a REAL BOOK, so I will not be updating much. As in, less than normal.

RANDOM CRAP I HAVE DISCOVERED ON OTHER PROFILES:

Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Idiotic Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it!)

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month. (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lecherous decendants... (Then hit them anyway)

Normal people: Don't think a boomerang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the non-believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and paste this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would reccomend it to all their friends! We Love it!


How do you tell the difference between fake and real friends?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


You know your obsessed with InuYasha when...

. You get a tattoo of a spider on your back

. You get tattoos on your face like Sesshoumaru

. You transplant doggy ears on your head

. You grow your hair really long and dye it white

. You grow your hair really long and dye it black

. You sign up for archery lessons

. You get your nails done and go around slashing at people yelling BLADES OF BLOOD!

. You force your sister to bleach her hair white

. You force your other sister to wear red contacts and carry a fan around

. You buy a giant boomerang

. Your laugh sounds like this: 'keh'

. You despise everyone around you for being human

. You carry a pelt around your shoulder and tell everyone it's a tail

. You really really really want to train and grow up to be a monk or a priestess but your parents wont let you

. You carry jingling staff around town touching women

. You like guys with pointy ears and long hair

. You like girls in school girl uniforms

. You wear nothing but kimonos

. You carry around a hair spray n spray it in other people's faces yelling POISON WHIP!

. You look up your ancestral history to see whose reincarnation you are

. You jump in to every well you see and get yelled at by the police

. You buy a fox pet and name it shippo

. You buy a cat pet n draw all over its body to make it look like Kirara

. You name your children after the characters28. You move to japan

. You buy a fake Shikon jewel and carry it around your neck, chanting

. When you die you want to be cremated, just like Kikyo

. You make your boyfriend get gold contacts and dye it white n buy him fake ears

. You make your girlfriend short green skirts and green white n red top

. Your nickname for your lover is fluffy

. You shout SIT many times when you get mad

. You miss all your exams

. You know all there is to know about sengoku jidai. you're an expert.

. You have a phobia of the new moon

. You clutch your chest and fall over constantly

. You eat instant ramen and udon every single day

. You call yourself Lord of the Western Lands. That's how you head school papers.

. You are afraid to look directly in a mirror because it'll steal your soul

. You try to find where Kagome's shrine home is. Call your brother Sota even though it's not his name

. You love fans. you always have one with you and if you see someone you don't like you wave it in front of them and say DANCE OF THE DRAGON!

. You have your tailor make a taijiya outfit for you

. An ambulance has to come and help you out of a well because 'a demon pulled you in'

. You put on all red and run into a burning building, thinking that your 'Fire Rat Kimono' will stop you from burning up.

. You make a list of reasons why InuYasha should choose Kagome over Kikyo

. You try to do numerous stunts while wearing a short green skirt, thinking that it won't ever fly up.

. You run into the woods and look around for anyone pinned to a tree with an arrow.

. You get into trouble after pulling out your dog's tooth so you could 'give it to Totosai so he could make another Tetsusaiga'

. You carry around a fluffy white boa

. When your boyfriend (or girlfriend) is found kissing someone else you insist that it's only because you're only their reincarnation.

. You get sent to the hospital when you were attacked by a stray dog when you tried to feel it's ears.

. You put a rosary around someone that is bugging you, you tell them to sit and then get mad when they don't fall face-first onto the ground.

. You grow out your nails, sharpen them, and then when someone pisses you off you just say 'Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!'

. When it's storming out you scream that the Thunder Brothers are back and we have to save all the foxes!

.You buy purple eye shadow and insist that it's the same kind Naraku wears.

. When someone brings an oriental fan to school you destroy it and when you get in trouble you say that Kagura was going to kill everyone

.When a guys comes up to you and says yo, it's Koga hoping that you'll be his woman

.Walk in school with your hair in a bun with feathers in it

.Go up to a guy that doesn't know you or remember you and say that 'you promised me you'll marry me'


If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing, then put this on your profile.

I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust. Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live.

I came to read, stayed to write.

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.

Don't kill your enemies. Follow them home and slaughter their entire family! Jashinism

I can trust only two things in this world. Myself, and my weapons. As for everybody else... well, they're the reason why I need weapons.


This one is called, My Sister's such a Sissy

My sister is a sissy
She's afraid of dogs and cats.
A toad can give her tantrums,
And she's terrified of rats.
She screams at things with stingers,
Things that buzz,
And things that crawl.
Just the shadow of a spider
Sends my sister up the wall.
A lizard makes her shiver,
A turtle makes her squirm,
She positively cringes at the prospect of a worm.
She's afraid of things with feathers.
She's afraid of things with fur.
She's scared of almost everything...
How come I'm scared of her?

This Poem is called A very boring day

Today is very boring.
It's a very boring day.
There is nothing much to look at,
There is nothing much to say.

There's a peacock on my sneakers.
There's a penguin on my head.There's a dormouse on my doorstep.
I am going back to bed.

Today is very boring.
It is boring through and through.
There is absolutely nothing.
That I think I want to do.

I see giants riding rhinos,
And an ogre with a sword.
There's a dragon blowing smoke rings
I am positively... bored.

Today is very boring,
I can hardly
Help but yawn.
There's a flying saucer landing in the middle of my lawn.
A volcano just erupted less than half a mile away,
And I think I felt an earthquake.
It's a very boring day.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DANG! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen

BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house.

FRIENDS: Ask before they go into your room

BEST FRIENDS: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes

FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster

BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament

FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class

BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it.

FRIENDS: Never borrow money...

BEST FRIENDS: Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."

FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back

BEST FRIEND: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.

FRIENDS: see you having a fight "wait a minute lets talk this out."

BEST FRIENDS: "You didn't hit him hard enough he's still conscious."


95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!

If Justin Beiber was mysteriously kidnapped, 95% of girls would cry, 4.9% would run around screaming FUCK YEA!!!!, and 0.1% would be laughing their asses off as he hung over a pit of lava. Copy and paste this with a note of what percent you'd be in! 0.1%

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... It isn't my fault that that boy died! I swear I wasn't trying to break his neck with the bat!

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people. I do all four... well, 1 and 2, sometimes 3, but never 4.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall, Eien no Akumu, COOKIEMONSTER0077, Angel.of.Guilt, Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail, Blueninjamanga22,Anime Alert.


This is a true story

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.


If you start reading this... you can't go out *smiles evily*

Once... There was a girl with long black hair... she was pretty. Very pretty. One day, someone pushed her in front of the mirror, thus making her head hit shards of glass... Blood scattered on the remaining shards. Her face remains in the mirror forever... and ever... and ever... Until she succeeds to kill her jealous murder. She will haunt you. Everywhere you go. In your dreams, on your street, on your phone... One day... when you look in a mirror, after reading this, she will appear. "You're not pretttyyyy..." she'll say. You'll die that day because of a shard stuck in your brain... If you post this on your profile, she will bother your worst enemy. You will be rewarded.


BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

31. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

32. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

33. Our magazines have horoscopes

34. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

35. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

36. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

37. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

38. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

39. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

40: We can hit guys legally, but when THEY hit US, it's illegal.


Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus’ arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!!!!!!


Her name was Aurora

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive.

Her daddy was a drunk,

Her mommy was an addict,

And both her parents kept her

Locked up in an attic.

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

That were always falling out.

She always talked to it

When no one's around,

She lays there and hugs it

With not a peep of sound.

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg,

A scar on her face,

Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries;

She loves her parents,

But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking, "God, why?

Why is my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid,

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did.

Then one night

Her mom came home high,

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade, sharp and pointy,

One that she made

For an occasion that was deadly.

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out,

Leaving the girl slowly dying,

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying.

Police showed up

At the small little house.

When they quickly barged in,

All was quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly

Opened up a door,

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm,

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile!!!!!


If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself (Or are not so alone...), please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, you hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Can you raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can slitl raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmaun mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to daydream,repost this.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX,NightTeen14161821,Kagome-chan345,Inuyashagirlforfivelifetimesinthelandofhyrule,Anime Alert,


I'm a girl who doesn't talk much in a social setting,

that doesn't I don't cry when I get home if you treat me like crap.

I'm a girl who doesn't have a group of friends,

that doesn't mean I am ok with all the snide comments you say about me.

I'm a girl who is shut off from the world,

that doesn't mean I don't have a heart.

I'm the girl who takes all this,

yet goes to the same place that all this happens day after day with a smile on my face hiding the pain inside.

I'm a girl who never knows why I still put up with this crap,

but when I defend myself I get in trouble.

I'm a girl who hides behind my books and writings,

hoping for a savior to rescue me from myself.

IF YOU CAN RELATE PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE


Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. If two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! hate lacrosse. Don't ask why. I want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! NARWHALS ARE POINTY!!!! If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it a streaker or a hobo? I like banana cream marmalade on my pickles...if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own!


A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you hate racism


Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (Bookworm, Check. Have hand up more then not, Check. Slightly crazy, double check)

[ ]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.

[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.

[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (I wish...)

[ ]You're a good artist.

[x]You can be clumsy at times.

[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.

[x]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.

(5/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.

[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods. ()

[ ]You like to walk your dog.

[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T. ( ummm... Maybe... possibly... NOO!!!)

[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.

[ ]You work very hard. (For school... uh, no.)

[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.

[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.

[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice.

(3/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature (When not around my friends)

[ ]You think everything over before saying it.

[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.(Never seen one but still check it)

[x]You isolated yourself during childhood. (Slightly I'm shy with new people)

[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.

[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.

[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.

[ ]You're good at practical tasks.

[x] You need time to adjust to new people .

(5/10)

Sweet! I'm like Japan, my friends will be so jealous! :D

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers. (Well, maybe 'love' is the wrong word,it's more of 'enjoy on occasion')

[ ]You think you're awesome.

[ ]You love to invent things.

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people. (I'm shy, but get me around my besties, and you're screwed)

[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.

[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.

[x]You know aliens exist.

[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. (Only sometimes)

[x]You wear glasses. ()

(6/10)

Wow,I may be my home...

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ]You like tea.

[x]You were quite tough as a kid.(I had to, I was bullied)

[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.

[ ]Your cooking is awful.

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... ()

[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[x]You have tried doing black magic before.

[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (I'm not old enough to know)

[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.

[ ]You're good at embroidery.

(3/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.

[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.

[ ]You like wine.

[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.

[ ]You love red roses.

[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.

[ ]You're very proud of yourself.

[ ]You love culture and the arts. (I wanna go to Europe because of this. ;,;)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.

[ ]You say you're a gourmet .

(0/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.

[x]You're very tall.()

[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Between shy and intelligent to hyper)

[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.

[ ]You love sunflowers.

[ ]You love vodka.

[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.(I scare my friends sometimes when I get angry)

[ ]You're very strong.

[ ]You have a big nose.

[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (Actually, I have many laughs, most are kinda scary)

(4/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature.(Only when I need to be...)

[x]You're very superstitious.

[ ]You're very religious.

[x]You love pandas.

[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.

[ ]You love Hello Kitty.(That would be my best friend,not me...)

[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (I failed but hey, I tried)

[x]You work hard. (when I want to)

[ ]You're good at drawing.

[x]You like sweets. (What kid doesn't?)

(6/10)

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ]You are very well-raised.

[x]You're polite. (Only sometimes...)

[ ]You love classical music.

[x]You like cake.

[ ]You have a mole on your face.

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. (Just ask my friends and teachers)

[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.

[ ]You've composed music before.

[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons,idiots,etc. take your pick)

[x]You wear glasses.()

(5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people. (Shy, know it all, bookworm, what do you think)

[x]You look younger than you actually are.

[ ]You love hockey.

[ ]You love polar bears.

[ ]You hate fighting. (Actually,quite the opposite!)

[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.

[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.

[x]You feel under-appreciated.

[ ]You're bilingual.(I know some bits and pieces of different languages, mostly 'Thank you', but I'm learning - or attempting to learn - Japanese.)

[ ]You always carry a bear with you.(In my purse, shhh)

(3/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.

[ ]You're very physically strong.

[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.

[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.

[ ]You like hot weather. ()

[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.(Stress on TIME TO TIME...)

[ ]You look very tough on the outside.

[ ]You make a very nice role-model.

[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(2/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth. (When with friends)

[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.

[x]You used to be a very tough kid. (And still am!!!)

[ ]You're very reliable.

[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. (FAR better.)

[x]You're very faithful. (Only to my best friends)

[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.

[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.

[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Thanks to Hetalia ._. I BLAME GABBY!!!)

(5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.

[ ]You're very serious.

[ ]You have a lot of patience. (What is this 'patience' you speak of?)

[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.

[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

[x]You're not very confident. (Side effect of being bullied)

[x]You were quite rebellious as a child. (Not exactly a were...)

[ ]People tend to walk all over you. (If you try you won't be able to walk ever again)

[ ]You're a born worrier.

(3/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.

[x]You're quite hyperactive. (Only sometimes)

[x]You can be quite goofy.

[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.

[x]You're very wary of strangers. (*Doesn't trust new peoples*)

[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.()

[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.(FUCKING HELLZ YES!!!)

[ ]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.

[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.

[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics.(Note to reader:Only female in family)

(6/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited. (Just ask certain fellow students of mine)

[x]You're a bit of a hooligan. (I,sadly,know what that means. On a brighter note, I also know it applies to me!)

[x]You're very loyal.

[ ]You're very good at tactics. ()

[x]You hate Russia. (Never let me go there)

[x]You love to fight people. (I own a crossbow, people!)

[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well. (Sounds more like Russia and his crazy sis...)

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

[ ]You like drinking.

[x]You want to become stronger.

(7/10)

(HOLY SHIZBUCKET! I DO NOT LIKE PRUSSIA AT ALL I CAN'T BE HIM! Oh someone please shoot me now...)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you. (Sometimes...)

[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.

[ ]You're very responsible. (Pfffft. XD)

[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.

[ ]You love churros. ()

[x]You help people in crisis. (Only if they're nice to me)

[x]You are quite random.

[ ]Somehow, you like bananas.(I don't wanna dwell over how wrong that sounds...)

[x]You often offer food to people.(GABBY!!!!!!!)

[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(5/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[ ]You tend to overreact a lot.

[x]You like to order people around. (I tend to get my way...)

[x]You're a scaredy-cat. (SOMETIMES!!!!)

[x]You curse a lot. (When friends are around)

[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.

[ ]You tend to blush easily.

[x]You are lazy like hell. (Damn straight I am.)

[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.

[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.

[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (again, Bullied)

(6/10)


A:Hot
N:Can kick the s* out of you
I:Loves to laugh and smile
M:Makes dating fun
E:Has gorgeous eyes

A:Hot
L:Smile to die for
E:Has gorgeous eyes
R:Good boyfriend or girlfriend
T:Very good kisser (Not that I've kissed before!!!)

KEY

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: Good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to laugh and smile
J: Is really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the s* out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: Cute
T: Very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Can kick the s* out of you
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times


HETALIA PLEDGE

I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta

I promise to remember Germany whenever someone says West

I promise to remember Japan whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly colored cake

I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac

I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who

I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose

I promise to remember China whenever I see Pikachu

I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe

I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian

I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother

I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs

I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA

I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'

I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field

I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing

I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan

I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano

I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME

I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl

I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun

I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair

I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera.

I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat

I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle

I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes

I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream

I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see boat

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR

I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

I promise to faithfully recite the Hetalia School Pledge.


HETALIA SCHOOL PLEDGE(Me and a friend of mine say this everyday):

I pledge allegience, to the flag,of the United States of Hetalia,

And to the Republic for which it stands,

One nation,under Japan,

Indivisable,with liberty and justice for China!(Salute flag)


Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT! IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. IT'S KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

If you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same.


Canada is not invisible; he is a bad-ass and even his brother knows it.

Just because Britain took credit for a lot of Canada's efforts doesn't mean he wasn't there.

Canada is the only Nation that America completely trusts to watch his back.

Canada invented walkies-talkies, Standard Time, pagers, telephones, jetliners, electric wheelchairs, prosthetic hands, the gas mask, sonar, basketball, IMAX, insulin, electron microscopes, G-suits, plexiglass, garbage bags, alkaline batteries, cardiac pacemakers, electric ovens, kerosene, egg cartons, snowmobiles, paint rollers, wood pulp paper, peanut butter, and, of course, ice hockey. Eat it bitches!

Canada has defeated the United States before. It was called the War of 1812 and it culminated in the White House being burned down by Canadian, not British troops. America is still embarrassed by it and skims over it in history classes.

Canada became an organized country in 1867 but did not gain his full independence until 1982. It was done quietly and without any bloodshed... unlike his brother.

Canada was in both World Wars from the beginning and contributed far more to the war effort than his brother.

They have free healthcare. And they've legalized marijuana and gay marriage.

Vimy Ridge - Germany is still afraid of Canada because of the ass-kicking he got from that.

Matthew Williams is amazing, and don't you forget it!


The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun... I guess.

( ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

( ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (Always.)

Total: 2

(x) You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow ()

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (My mom had to tell me this one.)

(x) You just tried to sing them. (...Maybe)

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (My brain just skipped over it.)

(x) You just looked at it. (Yep.)

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (...That's just mean)

(x) People have called you slow.

Total so far: 10

( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

Total so far: 14

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

Total so far: 19

( ) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (What else am I supposed to do all day, study?)

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

Total so far: 22

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you (I'm the one that uses big words just to confuse people)

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before (Always. My butt just likes the floor better.)

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together: 27... That's just mean, I'm not stupid I'M CRAZY!!!!!!


You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps.

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96... with supporting screenshots.

5. You watch APH MADs

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween. ()

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder... just in case.

14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "PruCan" "Giripan" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.(Italy is pretending to be weak so Germany will never leave him :D)

19. You want Prussia back on the map. (He'll be back on it again, I SWEAR!)

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. (All the time XD)

24.You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like... 80 billion times. (I've listened 'to Excuse me, I'm sorry' more)

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies.

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. SCREW COOKIES, WE GOT YAOI!

9:Nobody looks at you like you're a freak if you wear all black!


(Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order)

1. Hungary

2. Romano

3. Japan

4. Lithuania

5. America

6. Canada

7. Iceland

8. Norway

9. Liechtenstein

10. Poland

11. North Italy

12. Spain

1) Have you ever read a Five/Ten fic before?

America/Poland? No,and I don't really want to...

2) Do you think Three is hot? How hot?

JAPAN IS MINE!!!! MINE!!!!!!

3) What would happen if Six got One pregnant?

Canada got Hungary pregnant? Everyone would be shocked to the core, partially because..."Stuff"happened,and mostly cuz CANADIA!!!!!!

4) Do you recall any good fics about Nine?

Yes! A lot,actually...

5) Would Seven and Two make a good couple?

I can't see Romano and Iceland together at all. Actually,the only one I could see Romano with is Spain...

6) Four/Eight or Four/Nine?

Lithuania/Liechtenstein or Lithuania/Norway? Lithuania/Liechtenstein seems cute so that one! I can't see Norway wanting anyone but then again, I've seen very little...

7) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship?

If Iceland discovered Japan and Norway in a relationship? "WHA- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM??!!!" "Little brother... I never wanted you to find out." "Uhm..."

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Two/Six fic.

Romano cheating on Spain... with the Invisible man we all know as Canada or Canadia?! Utter chaos over nothing, right?

9) Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten romantic fluff story?

Lithuania/Poland?! DUH!!!!!!

10) Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Impregnated Marriage Consoler.

11) What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic?

Italy and Nihon go and have a war...OVER FOOD!

WELL THAT SUCKED XD


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.(What's a Bic Stick?)

You argue with your own OCs.

Some characters interact with you.

You argue with the characters.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions) (Wow so many...)


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.


Repost if you think homophobia is wrong

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allow to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you think homophobia is wrong then post this on your profile and show that you are against it.


If you love Hetalia and like adding OCs to your Hetalia story, then paste this onto your profile. Never be afraid to add extra characters of your own into canon stories. It's not a crime to let your imagination go wild.


Repost this if you agree with it. I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love. I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance. I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws. I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities. I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change. I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth. I don't care if you're different; everybody is.


When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can’t.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.

Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FOREST, RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it's because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!


You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…

You’ve been converted to Yaoism.

Refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them.

History is cool now and the most perverted subject along with Geography!

You want a chick, polar bear, koala, panda, etc.

You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings.

You wish Prussia still existed. (He is now a Mico-Nation! YOU CANNOT KILL ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA!)

You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it.

You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!

You know more about other countries than you ever did before.

The world news isn't the same…its awesome now!

You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.

You say ‘Awesome’ a lot.

You want to learn different languages.

Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods.

You wanna play the piano.

You carry around a frying pan.

You spaz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc.

Maps are now porn.

You kick the ground or kiss it while talking to it.

You know that world peace can be possible.

You want to go to an UN meeting.

You want to become President/Prime Minister/etc. so that you can meet your Nation.

Incest is hot!

You've covered your walls/binders/textbooks with atlases.

You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.

Vodka is just Russian water.

You talk Poland-like.

You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps.

You now have a creepy smile.

You’re obsessed with somebody, just like Belarus.

Your favorite animes have been replaced by Hetalia.

You get fan-girlish/boyish over yourself after finding out you are Chinese/Korean/Russian, German/Italian, etc.

In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’.

You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks.

Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries.

You are now a little bit wary of your Russian pen pal, lest’ he/she try to pull a fast one on you.

During class, while discussing Germany and Italy’s alliance in WW1, you burst out laughing… now everyone thinks you’re crazy.

You know facts about other countries that creep people out.

You yell out facts about other countries that people did not think was true.

You’ve tried to curl a piece of your hair.

After you’ve succeeded to make that curl, you act like it’s your erogenous zone.

When someone is talking about history, you giggle and not pay attention to the other people who are giving you weird looks.

Your neighbors think you’re mental after seeing you talk to air.

You create an OC of your country if it does not have a character design on Hetalia.

You want to be fabulous!

You’re parents have made fun of you because of Hetalia.

You try to hold a meeting with your friends and yell gibberish.

You are heard over everyone during a class discussion/argument.

You have siestas now.

You have a ‘FUCK’ box.

You WANT large eyebrows.

You pop out of nowhere to freak out others.

You’re stuffed animals/pets have names like Kumajirou, Shinatty-chan, Hanatamago, etc.

You want a Sealand hat.

You wear a scarf and coat even though you live in the hottest place on earth.

You spaz out after finding out you made a friend with someone with the same name as a Hetalia character.

You don’t care anymore if you accidentally shoot someone in the arm or leg.

You tell everyone that you’re an ethnicity that you really aren’t.

You celebrate every country’s Independence Day.

You laugh when you see a broken chair.

You have dubbed that chair ‘Busby’s Chair’.

You’re History teacher is surprised when he/she gives you 100 percent on your papers now.

You get perverted thoughts when you say you’re in a certain country. (I get those anyways...)

Your ringtones are national anthems.

You have friends around the world just because of Hetalia.

You know how to pronounce each country’s name correctly.

You’ve created your own catch phrase. (I have many, actually.)

You get red or violet contacts.

Bitches don’t know about your chick.

You’ve created your own Hetalia shirt/plush/keychain/etc.

You cosplay as a Hetalia character almost 24/7.

You write letters to your President/Prime Minister/etc. asking to meet your nation.

You and your two closest friends are dubbed ‘The Bad Touch Trio’. (NO! WE ARE THE EPIC PARTY TRIO: IRELAND, SPAIN, AND JAPAN!!!!)

You sing the Private Squares song whenever someone’s invading you vital regions.

You have hundreds of cats.

You become as lazy as Greece.

You think perverted thoughts during earthquakes or when near geysers.

You think perverted thoughts with global warming. *wags eyebrows suggestively*

And last, but not least, you know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…

You scream ‘baka’ 1000x for no reason.

You try to hold your alcohol like Ivan.

You fail epically at holding your alcohol and then act like England when he’s drunk.

You can’t cook…so you go for Micky D’s.

You jump off high places screaming ‘VODKAAAAA!’.

You try to get ice cream from your friend and end up breaking your foot.

You raise your hand during class and when your called on you scream ‘PASTAAAA!’.

You carry around a white flag or a country flag.

Faucet pipes are the shiz.

Magic is real.

You shake constantly for no reason.

You smile at other people’s misery.

Historical figures are now your celebrities.

The UN meetings are now a sitcom.

You buy instruction books when you need advice.

You call people ‘perverts’ when they have their country map on the wall.

Your underpants have your flag design.

You speak with an accent that you never had before.

The last two lists have described your life.

You are a pirate! (It's my school Mascot! Not really...)

You perform a knee attack on your friends!

Historians are fanfic writers to you.

Historical pictures are fan art to you

You have become a pedophile.

You have tried to ‘colonize’ one of your friends.

It’s impossible to hate a country.

All songs seem to fit Hetalia whether it’s sad, disturbing, happy, love-dovey, etc.

Your parents made you mad so you decided to start a revolution to gain independence.

You’ve now made your parents cry in the rain.

You hope to answer the phone and hear “Doitsu, Doitsu!” on the other end.

You call your friend and scream “Doitsu, Doitsu!”

You call your friend to tell them you’ve been kidnapped.

You think America was very sick or had an emo phase during ‘The Great Depression’.

Playing with fireworks isn’t a big deal.

You play or listen to Chopin when you are mad.

You’re growing tomatoes in your backyard…and singing Romano’s Tomato song to them!

You see someone roasting marshmallows, so you think they’re mocking you.

You roast marshmallows to get back at that person.

You start singing England’s marshmallow song.

Someone nearby thinks you’re summoning a devil while singing that song.

You get something cute so you say, “Kawaii aru!”

Your family is as dysfunctional as England’s.

You tried to slash your older brother/sister’s back after they got you mad.

You go to a nation’s capital and scream “I HAVE CLAIMED country’s names VITAL REGIONS!” and stick a flag into the ground.

You think Sealand should take over Seaworld.

‘Paparazzi’ is Lady Gaga’s version of Francis’ ‘Paris is Indeed Splendid'.

Surrendering to any fight is a daily thing.

You play your piano in the ocean.

Your grandfather is on a boat with a bunch of ladies...while playing ukulele.

You think Russia’s not evil, he’s just misunderstood.

A new country has appeared out of the blue…so you go there to try and claim it.

You believe archaeologists are like surgeons.

You see a cute little kid and fight with your friend on who gets to be the kid’s older brother/sister.


The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck.

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...yeah, I know they do...they probably already have it. that's what the smirks are for. -_-)

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile!


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.Sing The Never Ending Song on a long car ride. There is a song that never ends, never ends never ends, there is a song that never ends and this is how is goes...

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…

FANFICTION UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!! Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA), Verdigurl (New Zealand), justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), Andie-san (Canada), HitachiinGirl1 (USA), PhoenixCrystalStar (USA), Rose With 2 Sides (USA),Anime Alert (USA)


You say ONE DIRECTION, I say ALLIED POWERS.

You say JUSTIN BEIBER, I say MATTHEW WILLIAMS.

You say FINAL DESTINATION, I say HETAONI.

You say ROMEO X JULIET, I say GERMANY X ITALY.

You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, I say GAUKEN!HETALIA.

You say MARIO BROTHERS, I say FELICIANO AND LOVINO VARGAS.

You say BEETHOVEN, I say RODERICH EDELSTEIN.

You say HELLO KITTY, I say SHINATTY-CHAN.

You say NATIONAL ANTHEM, I say MARUKAITE CHIKYUU.

You say SUPER MAN, I say ALFRED F. JONES.

You say PEDOBEAR, I say ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIDO

You say NYAN CAT, I say FLYING MINT BUNNY.

You say TEAM EDWARD & JACOB, I say FrUK & UsUK.

You say SPAGHETTI ,I say PASTAAAAAA

You say SWORD, I say WOK.

You say I LOVE YOU, i say ICH lIEBE DICH.

You say OH MY GOD, i say AIYAH.

You say HISTORY CLASS, I say HETALIA

You say we're FREAKS, I say we're FANS.


INSIDE JOKE TO-DO LIST! If you understand these references, go out and do this or copy and paste the ones you understand into your profile!

1: Randomly say 've' in-between most of your words.

2: Run around in Wal-Mart screaming 'THE PRUSSIANS ARE COMING! START FREAKING OUT NOW!'.

3: Whenever skydiving (or jumping off a really high diving board or whatever) yell, "VODKAAAAAAAAAA!!!" on the way down.

4: End sentences with 'aru'.

5:Buy a huge green portal so you can push a kid named Danny into it.

6: YELL AT EVERYONE. LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY.

7: Say nothing but 've' while making lots of hand motions while talking to someone. Claim you're speaking Italian.

8:Find some French bread and whack people on the head with it while yelling, "BECOME FRENCH!"

9: Whenever you say "I love you," to someone the same gender as you, immediately add "No homo" afterwards.

10: Start calling people by troll names; i.e., if you have a friend who's a Scorpio, call her Spiderbitch.

11: Start calling people by country names; i.e., if you have a friend from Britain or with British ancestors, call them Iggy/Iggy-brows.

12: Make shipping charts. And create a yaoi club.

13: Try to become a ninja.

14: Attempt to use gel or something to make a hair curl.

15: Stalk someone and when they're with the person you ship them with, attempt to head slam them so they kiss. (NO REGRETS!)

16: Before you play hockey, say a short prayer to the Hockey God (*cough*CANADA*cough*) to help you.

17: When in public and you walk by an American flag, start singing 'America, fuck yeah' at the top of your lungs.

18: Learn how to dance, then randomly spaz out dancing in public. When people ask what you're doing, tell them "I would tell you, but your unawesome brains would spontaneously implode from the awesomeness that is me!"


If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Heh, I write plots 24/7. It helps keep my ADHD filled brain occupied.)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
(I am a girl! HELLO!)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.(Can someone please explain what that means?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(I can sing, and write, but that's it for art...)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
(I am part Greasy Italian! It is in my blood!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
(I'm a GIRL...)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
(Well,I'm not REALLY a witch...but I may as well be...)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.(What are Renfaires?)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
(Actually, my CURRENT boyfriend is the only one I want. BUZZ OFF ALL YOU OTHER F*CKERS!!!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Now, something for people against bullying

The girl you just called fat, she is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting on makeup hoping someone will like her.The boy you just tripped,he gets abused enough at home.The man with the ugly scars,he fought for our country.The boy you just made fun of for crying,his mother is dying.Repost this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't repost this but the ones with heart and backbone will.


You Can Go Ahead And . . .

- You can go ahead and report, block, and PM everyone to not read my stories.

But that won't stop me from making them.

- You can go ahead and leave reviews on how crappy my story is. How horrible the plot is, and how bad my grammar is.

But that won't stop me from writing.

- You can go ahead and PM me how dumb my profile is. How ugly my picture is, and how I "stole" someone else's pen name.

But that won't stop me from expressing myself.

- You can go ahead and bad mouth me. Tell me I'm dumb, and how much of a moron I am.

But that won't stop me from using my brain.

- You can go ahead and roll your eyes as you read this.

But the people who knows what I am writing about, and understands this will put this on their profile.


You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme


A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?"

Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.

No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a bad person you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.

Those are my principals, and if you don't like them... well I have others.

I'm original and unique. I'm my own person and if you don't like me... screw you. I'm awesome.

I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say.

Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time I checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy

I'm sorry you don't like me. I'm sorry you think I suck. But most of all, I'm sorry I don't give a crap.

It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up =.=

If you're gunna embarrass yourself, do it right!

Dear Humans, Remember when your parents told you we were more afraid of you, then you were of us? We're not. Sincerely, Spiders

Everyone thinks a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... pfffttttt! Yeah right! Our dream is to eat without getting fat.

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... in his house.

Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like you landed on your face =.=

You get home from school. There is a giant box in the front living room with the word 'FRAGILE' on it. This can only mean one thing... BUBBLE WRAP!

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, I guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: ...

Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser.

Anyone popular is bound to be disliked.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning... but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and they're pretty much the same thing.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sang along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT!!

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?

Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you wish you had the power to control an element copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!". Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it. Crazy is when you hug people who hate being hugged every two minutes. Crazy is when after you watch a movie, you search it on Wikipedia. Crazy is when you say "Narwhals are just Unicorns in disguise! I swear!". Crazy is if you have a fangirl moment when reading a book. Crazy is when you do things to people just so they think you're weird. Crazy is mixing all the soda's you can find. Crazy is constantly drawing circles on your arm. Crazy is becoming best friends with people you barely know. Crazy is reading a sad book just to cry and ending up laughing like a maniac. Crazy is when you have a friend who writes you a note about a crazy stalker dog instead of taking math notes. Crazy is when you put on a straitjacket willingly. Crazy is when you respond to someone calling you crazy by saying, "I know. Does it make me look too sane?".If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I do what the voices tell me, so shut up. You might encourage them.

DON'T IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father. So be considerate.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"


I DON'T...

1.) I don't give a damn about what others think of me (What's important is what you think of yourself, after all, in the end, it's your own views that count)

2.) I don't follow the 'in' trends with regards to fashion. Skinny jeans? Disgusting...

3.) I don't think it's wise of teenagers to indulge in drugs, alcohol, etcetera.

4.) I don't know why I'm always running to a lot of dark-themed anime with a lot of demons in them {Kuroshitsuji, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Inuyasha} (O.O) Though, the last two ones probably don't count as 'dark-themed' XD


ANIME...

"It's a lot better than crack."


I have noticed:

1.) The sky is always blue.

2.) Most manga I download is in black and white.

3.) Most people tend to pair Sesshoumaru with OC's rather than characters from the anime and manga itself.

4.) There are more SessXKagome fanfics than there are SessXKagura

5.) A lot of people (Including myself) are afraid of clowns

6.) Despite the fact that they keep saying that smoking, drinking and drugs are horrid, a lot of people are still doing it (hn...humans...they don't know what's good for them)

7.) Kagome Higurashi's natural eye color is always described as being either 'sapphire', or 'blue', when they are clearly BROWN. (Peace, dudes! :D)


Reasons why i'm late updating...


1. "Oh crap! I lost my glasses!" *Proceeds to search entire house for them* "I can't finnnnd them...TT_TT" *Goes to slap forehead and hits glasses* "...ohhhhh"

2. *opens eyes in the morning and hears my sisters fighting* "...Nope I'm not getting up today." *Closes eyes*

3. *playing with sound mixer* "A-ahhh... a-ahhh... I lost my idea for the chaaapppter... So I don't dare moooooveee" *Mom yells that she got ice cream from the store* "Whhhhhaaaat kiiiinnnd" *She replies with cookies and cream* "ILLOOOVEEMYYMOOOMMMMM" *Goes and eats ice cream and forgets to update conveniently*

4. *Computer suddenly shuts down* "SHIT! Damn it... I should have listened to Ms. Murphy... she was right... Which is why...you remember... how to save with the keyboard... instead of being dumb...like me..."


Hello and thank you for calling the State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever.


The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. It will also create Minis. Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Aragogs, Mochi Nations - whatever it is, the Mini will hate you. (Look up 'Mini-Balrog' if this sentence confuses you.)

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. It will also create Minis. Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Aragogs, Mochi Nations - whatever it is, the Mini will hate you. (Look up 'Mini-Balrog' if this sentence confuses you.)

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.


The Ten Tolkien Truths:

"Thou Shalt Honour Tolkien's Name By Spelling His Name Right.
Thou Shalt Not Bow To Toey -- the Path Of Enlightenment Leads To 'Spell Check'.
Thou Shalt Not Lie. Canon IS Canon.
Thou Shalt Not Steal Characters, But Borrow, and Return Them Whole and Recognisable.
Thou Shalt Not Create a Mini-Balrog.
Thou Shalt Beware the Mary Sues And Be Ever Vigilant.
Thou Shalt Read As Much As Ye Write, So Thy Knowledge Of What Is Good And Bad May Grow.
Thou May Desire, But Thou Shalt Not Stampede.
Honour Thy Beta For They Lead You On the Path Of Greatness.
Honour Thy Reviews, But Honour Constructive Criticism More.
So Sayeth the Ten Tolkien Truths!"

Some Quick Tips for Hetalia Fanfiction:

- If in doubt, look it up. Getting a country's customs wrong will infuriate people from that country.

- Google Translate sucks. Learn the language, or ask someone who knows the language to write those lines for you. Reading "mon nom est Francis" instead of "je m'appelle Francis" drives Frenchies nuts.

- Don't use controversial character portrayals until you're better situated in the fandom. Immediately portraying Arthur Kirkland in your first fic as a slut will make his fangirls mad.

- Please use more creative settings than the World Meeting Room. You could parody Rebecca Black's "Friday" with the amount of Meeting Room Hetalia fanfics there are.

- Look up overused tropes for your favourite ships and try to avoid them. Readers are tired of reading another "DOES HE LIKE ME?" "DOES HE LIKE ME?" "OH HE KISSED ME I SUPPOSE HE LIKES ME" "LET'S HAVE SEX" "OKAY" fanfic. Especially if it's USUK.

- When writing smut for your first time, read other people's smut fics to get an idea of what to do. "Insert tab A into slot B" fanfics are as arousing as assembling Berwald's furniture.

- Remember that the characters you're using are personifications of NATIONS. There are people from those countries reading your fanfic. People get pissed when you portray their country badly for no reason. And spell the names right, for God's sake.


You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember


Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is 'Wrong'

1) Being gay is not natural. Real America has always reject unnatural things like glasses, plastic surgery, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed!

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.


Murphey's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty


I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I am saying something.

I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or something that teenagers don't call "normal."

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or face-to-face.

I am the girl who doesn't spend all my time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl who stops and smells flowers and jumps and splashes in the rain.

BUT I am the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of little things.

Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls that are different and unique can know at their weakest time that they are unique and not alone, God is with them: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dance4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenXx, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny=silver-volvo-stalker, Nick1488, Demelza Llivell, -oOoHeartofDarknessOo-, WeLoVeTwIlIgHt212, Dylan'sSis101, Queen Lucy of Awesomeness, Allyse Mystic, Pokeluv101, Silvermoonstone23, Color Me Amber, HistoryWizardNerd22, Anime Alert

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER CANADA!

If you hate racism then post this here!


Ooh, test thingy!

1. FIRST NAME: ... Do I REALLY need to answer this...? I'd rather not say...
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Sorta. My father INSISTED on giving me a Drasnian name. If you understand that... well, you are clearly a bookworm or you really really like fantasy.
3. SIBLING NAMES: *Sigh* This AGAIN...? NO.
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?A few weeks before the end of the school year... sadly... Oh, by Seren I hate crying! Particularly at school like that...
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Sorta. They're sof- waaaaaaait a tick...
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Hmm, probably bologna...
7. KIDS? ...pervert...
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I don't think so, I tend to push most people away... but maybe...
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes. I use it to write down ideas for stories and songs as I flesh them out on the go.
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Eh, depends on who I'm with...
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?Yes.
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?Nyeeph! The ONLY time I've EVER done that, I was TERRIFIED! I REALLY don't like heights... but I'm not scared of them!
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?I don't eat much cereal...
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? I never need to tie them in the first place, unless I'm in Gym class... so, in that case yea.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Depends. Are we talking emotionally, physically, and/or mentally? I guess yes, I would say I'm strong... mentally... maybe emotionally... but I never really get to test physically...
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Moose Tracks. The only one we ever end up getting...
17. SHOE SIZE? Eight, maybe seven or seven 1/2
18. RED OR PINK? Red, I hate pink. Plus, red is one of my two ultimate colors!
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I'm not at all sure... huh...
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? ...do I have to answer? It's kinda... personal...
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE?Da. They better!
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Neither.
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Uhm... food?
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A variety of Genderbent Hetalia songs... Winter, I believe. No, wait, just changed to Hamburger Street... I think I might skip that... to... THE DELICIOUS TOMATO SONG! YES! Aaaand it ended... GAH! NO A PRUSSIA SONG! GAAAAH! I will die now... good Seren... I hate Prussia... SWITCH TO... Pub and Go! Heck yea!
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Either red or black, if I had a choice.
26. FAVORITE SMELL? Uhm... I dunno...
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? One of my best friends... or was it Dad...?
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their eyes, the way they act, and what they say and the way they say it.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I used copy and paste... So yeah!
30. FAVORITE DRINK? No clue. Either root beer or raspberry ginger ale.
31. FAVORITE SPORT? European football. (Soccer) The only one I played... unless Annoying Bruder is a sport!
32. EYE COLOR? Green right now, it changes.
33. HAT SIZE? There are hat sizes?!
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope.
35. FAVORITE FOOD? NO clue.
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Depends on my mood.
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? I don't go to the movies.
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Jeans or hoodies.
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Both. I love the snow (and christmas!), but I also love some warmth (plus my birthday!)
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs. As much fun to give as to receive. Besides, I can't just kiss someone all the time, unless I'm in Italy. And I may be part Italian... but NO.
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEEAM! *Falls on face and breaks foot* But really, no clue... probably that or cake... mmm...


I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!


Hetalia fans will completely understand this:

INTERNATIONAL ECONOMICS

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows.

You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.

You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create cute cartoon cow called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.

You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

IRANIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You choose one of them as the leader of your country and the other one as the president.


My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE


AWESOME THING TO DO

28 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren't you.”

8. When your teacher asks you why you didn't do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.

9. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”

10. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

11. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

12. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

13. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

14. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

15. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

16. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

17. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

18. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

19. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

20. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

21. Talk to a pen.

22. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.

23. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

24. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

25. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

26. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

27. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

28. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"


A best friend can look at you when you have a smile on your face and ask "What's wrong?"

Friends ask why you're crying, Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the person who made you cry.

Friends will be like, "You deserve better". Best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in several days."

Our laughs are limitless.
Our memories are countless.
Our friendships are endless

True Friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget

Friendships are meant to stay together, without giving up on each other

A Best friend is a person who walks in, when the world walks out.


5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it...

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow


TRY NOT TO CRY:
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

This poem is to remember the students of Columbine, Virginia Tech, and all the other kids who were shot in school shootings and never got to say goodbye.

By reposting this in your bio, you are making sure they are never forgotten.


Copy this into your profile, choose the month you were born, copy and paste that above the "Months" chart, Italicize anything that doesn't suite you, boldones that really suite you well.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings.Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally.Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

MONTHS

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever.Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy.Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention.Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled.Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing.Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings.Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.Guides others physically and mentally.Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally.Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked.Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Is able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


FOR GIRLS:

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats. (I like all animals equally ;)

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Only sometimes...)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture. (unless it's for books or something like that)

Sad movies suck.

You own/ owned an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Does a DSi count...?)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice. (I kinda have to...)

You own like a trillion baseball caps (um I have two my dad has the rest so he doesn't notice when I borrow one or five)

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball/Pokemon cards. (Pokemon baby!)

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

8/25 (Ucht... I thought it would be more...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice. (Ha, when I can...)
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (For ONE DAY!)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (I do take a long time to shower but I don't think I take an hour...)
You smile a lot more than you should. (Actualy, I don't smile much...)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
You used to play with dolls as little kid. (Yes, sometimes... I played vet with stuffed animals...)
Like being the star of everything.
You worship fashion magazines.
TOTAL: 7/25 (The same as boy... huh.)


1. YOUR REAL NAME: I know what it is, and you may find out here.

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle); Lisizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Crimson Raven

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Elizabeth White

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Billiine

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Root Beer or Black Raspberry Ginger Ale.

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ilzlie (Dad has no middle name.)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Your mothers madien name) Kline

9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of your pet) Black Angus or Black Murphy. We have two doggies.

Your One And Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..
California: You like an adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! (On my Seren! Only one bloody thing was wrong... I think!)


Love My Mommy:

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this.


Love My Daddy:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you ever did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, re-post this on your profile


Girls Don't Realize These Things...

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize... I've been the one all along

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different

I'm sorry
That I cared

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with idiots who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because maybe the person you are searching for has always been by your side.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm Sorry'

If you're one of the few girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


Random Sayings In No Particular Order:

Smile... even though it freaks other people out.

There's a fine line between sanity and insanity. I believe I crossed it several hundred miles back.

When there's an awkward silence... "FOR NARNIA!"

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute.

I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter.

Ah... Medieval Times. When boys opened doors for girls instead of trampling them on their way out. Those were the good old days.

Keep smiling –– it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and make people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

I wasn't calling you names. I was stating the obvious.

I'm sick of all this talk about vampires and werewolves. What we really need is a good book about unicorns.

I'm not cynical. Everything just sucks.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.

The difference between brilliance and stupidity is that brilliance has its limits.

I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid.

You have the right to remain silent, so please just shut up.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

I didn't slap you! I just gave you a high five in the face.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.

If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them AND you have their shoes!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into things.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest to sit down and shut up.

Whoever says nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Whoever says that words never hurt has obviously never gotten hit by a dictionary.

Whoever says "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has obviously never tried.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

I'm only Grumpy because you're Dopey.

I'm the kind of girl who can watch a horror movie without getting scared, but jumps and screams when the toast pops out of the toaster.

Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate!

US quality: made in China.

Other people want to be werewolves and vampires. I want to be a unicorn.

Let's eat, Gramma!
Let's eat Gramma!
PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES.

It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.

I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.

WARNING:
Do not annoy the writer.
She may put you in a book and kill you.

Cleaning my room:
1% cleaning
30% complaining
69% playing with stuff I just found

School:
1% learning
30% sleeping
69% drawing manga characters in the margins of your notebook

8 out of 5 people are mathematically and numerically illiterate.

Friendships are like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm sensation.

Boys are like trees. They take fifty years to grow up.

Boys are like Slinkies. Practically useless, and yet it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.

My boyfriend said that it's either him or the horse. I'll go get my saddle.

The evening news is where they tell you "Good evening", and then proceed to list countless reasons why it's not.

Amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic...

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

We live in an age where there are handicap parking spots in front of ice-skating rinks.

We live in an age where the banks leave the front doors open and chain the pens to the counter.

We live in an age where there is Braille lettering on the drive-up ATMs.

Strangers stab you in the front.
Friends stab you in the back.
Boyfriends stab you in the heart.
Best friends poke you with straws.

God made men first. Then He had a better idea!

Dear Math,
Please stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back, and don't ask Y either...

Dear Math,
I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Dear Yahoo,
I have never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!"Just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'til 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Beiber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Impossible,
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Sincerely, Spongebob

Dear Students,
I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one in their right mind just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
Sincerely, Your Teacher

I dream of a better tomorrow –– where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

They told me I could become anything. So I became a rock.

Bookstores are one of the only pieces of evidence we have left that people are still thinking.

I ran with scissors. And lived.

I am nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

I did what they said and took the road less traveled –– now where the heck am I?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away –– if well aimed.

DRINK COFFEE!
Do stupid things faster with more energy!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

What happens when you're scared half to death twice?

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Did you know sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity?

Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

Don't mess with me. I've got a stick.

Smile, because I have no idea what is going on!

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are vegetables?

One way to figure out how things work –– push all the buttons!

What is this normal you speak of? Is it contagious? Stay away! I might catch your normal!

Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull.

When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional...

Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality.

If you say "gullible" really slow, it sounds like "oranges"!

Without ME, it's just AWESO.

Come to the nerd side. We have pi!

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.

Raisin cookies are the reason why I have trust issues.

On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favorite color in the alphabet?

There is a fine line between numerator and denominator.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming.
Zebra.

The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.

The cactus wants a hug.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

I see regular people!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. You choose.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm so gangster. I carry a squirt gun.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three!

If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough.

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay!

There is no "I" in "team" but if you switch around a couple letters, there is definitely a "ME"...

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count, and ones that can't.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either...

The person who smiles when things go wrong is thinking of a list of people to blame it on.

I am NOT saying you're stupid. I am merely implying it.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Usually, it belongs to an incoming express train.

Just when I thought that you said the stupidest thing ever, you kept talking.

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

An idiot is a window washer who steps back to admire the wonderful cleaning job he did on the 44th floor.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

In order to lose your mind, you must have one in the first place.

All people have the right to stupidity; some just abuse that privilege.

Why be difficult when, with just a little effort, you can be impossible?

I have two rules:
One, that I am never wrong;
And two, if I am wrong, back to the first rule.

When giving lethal injections, the doctors first sterilize the needles. I have one question that I would love to ask –– "WHY?"

He who claps last is not paying attention.

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me.

MOO... I'm a fish

Give me candy –– OR ELSE.
Notice how "or else" is bolded, capitalized, and italicized.
Think.
Do you really want to mess with me?

The question is not whether or not you have the right to remain silent. The question is whether or not you have the capacity.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Some see the glass as half full, some see it as half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my soda.

The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf.

Practice makes perfect, but since nobody's perfect, why practice?

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and absolutely none at all to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Advice is not my forte. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Slinky plus escalator equals endless fun

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationery.

It's not stealing. It's borrowing with no intention of giving back.

Procrastinators: the leaders of tomorrow.

Tu madre. You just got burned in Spanish.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Deep, huh?

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried eating a liquid.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to fly a helicopter upside down.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried lining up a group of people alphabetically according to height.

Come to the Dark Side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the Light Side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the Light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream.

Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall. They cheat a lot.

When someone annoys you, remember that it takes 47 muscles to frown but just 4 muscles to stretch out your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

I didn't trip. I was just doing a random gravity test.

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

I've got a problem for your solution.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

I didn't fight my way to the top of a food chain to be a vegetarian.

Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion! What a bunch of idiots. I downloaded it for free.

War does not determine who is right... only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend because they're sharper than knives.

Relax. Nothing is okay.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

You have the right to remain silent. I have the right to ignore whatever you say. Either way, it works in my favor.

We're not retreating, we're just advancing in a different direction.

I was going to take over the world, but then I saw a shiny thing.

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids that it's okay to sell body parts.

Be insane, because well behaved girls never made history.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

The doctor says that we have multiple personalities.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

They never suspect the short one.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

I've used up all of my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

People know don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

I see no good reason to act my age.

Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy! You right there! Do you like tacos?

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Flying is not inherently dangerous –– crashing is.

I have not lost my mind; it is backed up on a disk somewhere.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

In a world of Cheerios, be a Froot Loop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

You, you, and you –– panic. The rest of you follow me.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, don't be scared. You have no reason to be.

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world, but shhhh... it's a secret!

Quick, what's the number for 9-1-1?

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Patience is what parents have when they also have witnesses.

We are the people our parents warned us about!

I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aw, who am I kidding?

I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Earth is full. Go home.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

An overly positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody's looking.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they still have pretty good ideas...

You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you.

Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.

The voices in my head don’t like you.

I used to have a life. That was before I learned how to write.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you super powers.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!

When nothing goes right... go left.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

OOOH.. DRAMA! Let's get popcorn!

Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow!

You! Off my planet!

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Not all men are annoying... some are dead.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things –– alone.

The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING...

Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.

Don't try to out-weird me –– I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

You say "crazy" like it's a bad thing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Stressed is desserts backwards.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am free of all prejudices... I hate all people equally!

I am in shape... round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Oooooh... a life. Where can I download one?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

People say that money can't buy happiness. However, I just purchased marshmallows. Isn't that the same thing?

If it ain't broken... fix it 'til it is.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars, and wondering, "Where the heck is my roof?"

Ten percent of people believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor" –– a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't by accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

EMO –– Extravagantly Made Origami

Everything is edible. Everything. Even I am edible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Taste the rainbow –– eat crayons!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."

Do not lead me into temptation. I can find it myself.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. By the Hulk. On an adrenaline rush.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Death by chocolate –– oh, what a way to go.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something.

Worst. Idea. Ever. *pause* Let's do it.

People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die.

I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar.

My friend's the kind of person who breaks the silence at a funeral by yelling, "KUNG POW CHICKEN!"

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Don't try to hold your hand over my mouth to make me shut up. I'll lick you.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing something people tell you not to.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

So stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT!

Say no to drugs.
Say yes to tacos.

Whatever it was –– I didn't do it!

I swear Mario is a hobo. He wakes up every day in the same clothes, runs around in sewers collecting coins, and to buy what? MUSHROOMS!

Ever noticed that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

Dear Guy-Sitting-Next-To-Me: Yeah, I see you copying me. But joke's on you. I didn't study either.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Wanna hear a joke? Miley Cyrus.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects. It's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

If my calculations are correct... slinkies plus escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S... tell your friends.

Three hundred sixty-four days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired I put the mirror down!

Facebook is like jail. You sit around and waste time, you write on walls, and you get poked by people you don't know!

I wish I had Dora's parents… They let that girl go everywhere!

I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.

Girls spend the first ten years of their lives playing with Barbies, and the next ten years trying to look like one.

I decided to burn lots of calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire.

I want to merge My Space, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

Please note: Christmas this year is cancelled. I told Santa I was good this year... and he died laughing.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute... screw the fruit!

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them have tried to contact us.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bad girl.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

When you find a real man...
Ask him if he has a SINGLE brother!

He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!

Girls don't make mistakes, we date them.

A wise man once said, "I don't know. Go ask a woman."

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Who was the first person who looked at a cow and say "I think I will squeeze those dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

I'm such a genious. (Only good spellers will get the joke)

Do people in England try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

Engineering: "How will this work?"
Science: "Why will this work?"
Management: "When will this work?"
Liberal Arts: "Do you want fries with that?"

You should never let anything stop you. Except safety rails. They're there for a reason.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today... I got that joke you told yesterday!

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Yeah, well I'm all that and a bag of M&Ms. Taste my rainbow!

The absolute greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides know they're playing.

Does being fluent in sarcasm count as a second language?

Obsession? What do you mean, I have an obsession? (hides book behind back)

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, and so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

A computer without Internet is like a person without a soul.

When something has a sign that says "Do not touch" it is actually a test of how daring you are. Touch it.

Tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling; it's cheaper than a smoke alarm.

You are more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than to win the lottery.

Punching someone in the face is a very efficient way to see how forgiving they are.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when it's already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny world.

Very few personal problems can't be solves through suitable applications of high explosives.

I do too have an hourglass figure; the sands just keep shifting.

I didn't lose my marbles. I gave them to a kid with a marble run.

I love Mondays! Hey, the medication's working!

I let my mind wander, and it never came back.

Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on its own.

I just need a toxic substance... L.A. tap water will do just fine.

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don't let it find me.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Don't worry, our staff is used to stupid questions.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Good doggie" while groping for a bigger stick.

What's the point of having a giant paper clip if you won't use it for world domination?

Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

Note to self: do not use axe to kill a fly on a person's head.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% demon child so you better be nice.

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. Yeah, he said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me...wait.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are going to eventually die.

I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

I love how in scary movies the person says, “Hello?” as if the murderer’s gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

I keep some people's phone numbers in my contacts just so I know not to answer when they call.

If you were on fire and I had some water, I'd drink it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab someone for being stupid. No matter how much they deserve it.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Have you ever watched a Disney movie or something now that you're grown up and realized you had no idea what was going on when you first saw it?

My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “At the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention for asking which end.

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

There is nothing worse than that moment in which you are sure you're going to die after leaning back in a chair a little too far.

I think that part of a best friend's job after you die is to immediately clear your computer history.

Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my Life Alert!

Keyboard not found... Press any key to continue.

Ah, the internet: where men are men, women are also men, and thirteen-year-old girls are FBI agents.

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

Sometimes, Google should come back with a message that says, "Trust me, you don't want to know."

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity. I like to play jump rope with that line.

When I have kids someday, I’ll tell them to watch the movie 2012 and say, “I survived that.”

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

The internet is like Egypt; we write on walls, convey messages with pictures that no one understands, and worship cats.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Scary thought: A ghost could be humping you right now and you'd never know.

I hate it when you miss a call by like two seconds, but when you call back immediately after, no one answers. What did they do, leave a message, drop the phone, and sprint as far away as possible?

Always say no to drugs, because if your drugs are talking to you, it's time to quit.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.

I look around and all I see is stupid! On a completely unrelated topic, I like to look at mirrors.

Can we be antisocial butterflies?

Music is like candy; you throw away the rappers.

“Did you just fall?” “No, I attacked the floor." "Backwards?” "I’m skilled.”

"Wait! Violence is not the answer!" "You're right; it's the question! And the answer is YES!"

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," the sarcastic teacher said. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher.
"Well, actually, I don't," said the student, "I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will decend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, then pick your favorite.''

Your friend calls you at 3 in the morning. "Are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my evil plan is complete.

I have no patience for impatient people.

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman.

You're a great friend. But if the zombies are after us, I'm tripping you.

DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel. I like you.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Misuse of "literally" makes me figuratively insane.

Spelling is dificoult.
Spelling is chalanging.
Spelling is hard.

If you can't be a good example, be a warning.

What floats in water?
a) bread.
b) apples.
c) small rocks.
d) duck.

Sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Kiss me. I'm pretending to be Irish.

Fear of spiders: arachnophobia.
Fear of small spaces: claustrophobia.
Fear of clowns: normal.

Real men don't sparkle. Real men defeat dark wizards.

Most Intelligent Person In The World [citation needed]

Legen-
(wait for it)
dary!

Everything in moderation. Except chocolate.

I am disappointment in you're grammar.

Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking. That's about the same.

Alliteration is alarmingly addictive.

"B" is for BACON and that's good enough for ME!

What girls don't know: when a boy acts like she hates them, he actually likes them.
What boys don't know: when a girl acts like she hates them, she actually hates them.


When life gives you lemons, it better also give you water and sugar. Otherwise your lemonade is going to really suck.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and laugh your butt off while everyone tries to figure out how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, play with their DNA and make them into SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons, scream, "I wanted LIMES!"

When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey, free lemons!

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand the Mark of Athena instead.

When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'im.

When life gives you lemons, make a super biofuel and end global warming.

When life gives you lemons, make a biologically engineered virulent air-borne pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet except for you, because you have the antidote... unless you want to make lemonade, which is a whole lot less cooler.

Ha ha, life gave you lemons! I got a bagel!

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
If they really are melons, sit up in a tree and drop them onto your driveway.

When life gives you Skittles, chuck them at people and yell, "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
When someone chucks Skittles at you and yells, "TASTE THE RAINBOW", chuck M&Ms back and say, "I'm not afraid."
Or you run them over with a car and say, "Nationwide is on your side."


Five Rules of Life:

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline!

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

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Repost this if you found this funny, or wish you were the one who recorded the voice mail...


Jumping right to the point: REVIEW. Writers –– all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers –– ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

3) Send a personal message. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer."

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head –– that go through MY head –– when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

Thank you so much for reading, and please try to complete the 'mission' I have given you. With just a minute of your time, you could save a writer…so please, do it.

Because, my readers…

Silence is truly deafening…"


The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction, or anything written in general

People really need to pay attention to these. They are bolded for a reason.

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. If thou breakest this rule, this displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. At beginnings and endings are fine.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use , ;, or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. This turns away the ones who taketh this business seriously.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character –– yes, we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speakest –– writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on. It displeases the masses, causes thy readers to lose their vision, and makes angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before thou writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativity and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shalt use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.


How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction:

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet/oneshot/idea.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A great story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)


This has got to be one of the most clever brainteasers I've ever seen. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

MOTHER IN LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION –– RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES –– LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


Have an American history teacher explain this… if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Now here’s the kicker.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy, huh?


Ladies and gentlemen, skinny and stout
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about
Admission is free so pay at the door
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Pulled their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play
A mute man came to shout "Hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block
A two story-house on a vacant lot
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the lawman in the thigh.

He crashed through the wall without making a sound
Into a dry creekbed and suddenly drowned
The long back hearse came to cart him away
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from my corner of the big round table
The only eyewitness to the facts of my fable
But if you doubt my lies are true
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too!


You say Twilight

I say Rise of the Guardians

You say vampires

I say Guardians

You say Jacob Black

I say Pitch Black (who cares if they have nothing in common?)

You say Team Edward

I say Team Jack

You say Robert Pattison is hot

I say Chris Pine is HOTTER (in either his animated Frosty form or his Star Trek form; if I cared I'd say so)

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I beg to differ... it's so Frostbite

You say Edward

I say Bunnymund... beat that, punk

Never seen Twilight, nor read the books, nor care a crap. If I got something wrong, tell me and I will grin with pride and mischief.

Copy and paste if you think that our Guardians are better!


Percy Jackson fans say, "I want to go to Camp Half-Blood!"

Harry Potter fans say, "I want to go to Hogwarts!"

Hunger Games fans say, "Nah, I'm fine where I am."


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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
It's Just A Game That We Play by ContradictingWings reviews
John and Dave have heterochromia (two different eye colours) their eyes are red and blue and both think they're freaks. The Boys pass by each other when John is standing out side his workplace and Dave sees him. They have a connection but don't notice it yet. Heterochromia AU where you have one of your soul mates eyes. Focus ship: JohnDave.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 2/10 - John E., Dave S.
I Should Havve Knowwn by MitunaLove23 reviews
Eridan always thought he was a mistake. So did the other trolls. Nothing ever turned out right for him. Nothing at all. But when he gets a matesprit, he changes his mind. But of course being the troll he is, things go terribly wrong. ((Erisol fanfic)) Warning: self harm, suicide attempts, swearing, adult shit later maybe(?)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,022 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Eridan A., Sollux C., Kankri V., Cronus A.
Reading You by KnightOfHeartProtectorOfSoul reviews
Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are a MIND READER whose abilities are PATHETICALLY WEAK and PHYSICALLY DAMAGING due to a LACK OF TRAINING. You're starting college with your new room mate, JOHN EGBERT. who seems like a CHILL GUY.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,118 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] Aradia M., Bro
One Plus One Equals Three by Monthadog reviews
The trolls are now about 11.5 sweeps old and Sollux and Eridan have been secretly matesprits for a few sweeps now. When Sollux accidentally gets Eridan pregnant they may not be able to hide their relationship from the others for much longer. How will the two handle parenthood?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 4/25 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Dear Fanfiction Writers by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
In which the ROTG characters write "strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers. Rated T for the personal paranoia of the constantly paranoid author. [warning: immensely slow updates due to author busy-ness and an obvious lack of humor-inspiration]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 125 - Words: 14,476 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 7/12/2013
Strange Dreams by Rouge.of.Void reviews
What started out as a normal night, turned into America waking up on Prospit. Now, watch a new iteration of the game unfold with the countries as players this time. Rated T, probably for Romano in the future.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 3/25
Land Of Rewrites and Unexpected Pool Guests - Rewrite by ConfusedMinion reviews
Karkat Vantas is an over worked and underpaid website coder. His only saving grace -to both his recluse lifestyle and his wallet- is his crappy romance novel franchise written under a pen name. Eridan Ampora is the Prince of an underwater kingdom with the unfortunate habit of harassing swimmers and straying too close to shore.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C.
The Kalends of July by Pleonastica reviews
The problem started when Golden Boy Jason's birthday came up and his girlfriend wanted to throw him a special party. Of course, Piper wanted Jason to dance—except that Jason doesn't know how to. What happens when a certain raven-haired son of Poseidon is asked to teach Jason? Everyone is in for a surprise. Rated M for yaoi (male x male), lemon, and language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,087 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [Percy J., Jason G.] Annabeth C., Leo V.
Lonely Midnight Chat Logs by Rosae-Sif reviews
Bored one day, Sollux makes the choice to go sorting through Eridan's files. At first, he thinks he's found a set of wish-fulfillment chat logs so he calls Karkat over to enjoy them with him. They don't enjoy. Instead the files they find change how they see Eridan, and not in the best of ways. TW: Self-harm, Self-Loathing, Mention Suicide
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 4/14 - Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C.
Ghosts Shouldn't Be This Annoying by Erisolalldayeveryday reviews
Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more. Ships will be Erisol, Crotuna, and Dualpsii.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,744 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Eridan A., Sollux C., Mituna C., Cronus A.
Two Sides to the Same Coin by Silent Phantom gal reviews
Prussia has a secret, one that none of the nations know. It's been around since Holy Rome dissolved. What is it?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Prussia, Jack Frost
Midnight Solicitations by KnightOfHeartProtectorOfSoul
His name is JOHN EGBERT. And he is living a painfully difficult DOUBLE LIFE. Married to woman he CANNOT LOVE and breaking the law so he can finally FEEL ALIVE. His name is DAVE STRIDER and his brother has RECENTLY DIED. He has moved across the sea to try and MOVE ON. Breaking the law has become SECOND NATURE to him. DaveJohn Victorianstuck
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28 - [Dave S., John E.] Vriska S.
How to Court a Self-Proclaimed Heterosexual in Just 30 Days by Kariza Elquen reviews
Dave Strider gives us all a lesson in how to properly woo your stubbornly straight best friend. Characters and cover photo are not mine (cover photo credited to Tumblr user s4nsaka). Rated K for lack of violence, death, and/or sexual relations. Thirty short chapters of fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,784 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Dave S., John E.
Daddy Dare I ? by thehornedcasanova reviews
Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,897 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S., Karkat V., Gamzee M.
The Secret Recipe by Lurking Pheonix reviews
2P America, pissed off, destroys 2P England's cupcakes with his baseball bat. 2P England isn't going to let him get away with it. He's going to get his revenge and scare him half to death while he's at it. 2P America will never see him the same way ever again. Bonus chapter: Months after the cannibal cupcake incident, Oliver unleashes terror once more. This time, its the citizens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/18/2013 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
Son of Otaku by 9foxgrl reviews
Follow Harry, also known as Rai Izumi, as he tries to use his Otaku ness to get out of situations and cause new ones for friends and foe alike.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Konata I. - Complete
A Mother's Instinct by miradeathnote reviews
Lovino and his beloved little brother Feliciano were one day thrown into a Orphanage without questions answered. Why were they there? What did she mean by "His fault"? WARNING: Violence, Language, and human names will be used. I DO NOT OWN HETALIA! *Note: New Chapter will be up soon!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 5/22/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Ancient Rome
The Mochi Quandary: When Life Gives You Tomatoes by MomotsukiNezumi reviews
The Italies are as different, at least to others, as night and day. But one hot summers day, they both unknowingly make the same wish, at the same time: Find a friend that treats them equally, not as cowards or jerks, but themselves. Luckily, they have a Tomato Fairy Godmother...er, Godfather to help out! The bad news...they never thought their new friends would be snack food!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,252 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/4/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
Golden Spiral by AdamiteAshes reviews
Perfect spirals move on and on, towards an endless journey and a divine tale. Freed from the binds of duty, Kagome Higurashi discovers what her life was meant to be...along with her fated encounter with a demon lord. CU SessKag drabble
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 239 - Words: 87,377 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Ice Prince Alchemist by 9foxgrl reviews
The story behind 'The General's Son'. Zephyrus Armstrong and his friends enter the Wizarding world after the Promised Day to face new dangers stemming from the past. Not all is what it seems as the these young Alchemists discover the origin of the first Philosopher's stone. Will the Wizards be able to deal with the Ice Prince and his fellow Alchemists?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 175,339 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Olivier A., Miles] Harry P.
The Strength of his Mask by icestar663 reviews
Alfred F. Jones is strong, brave, popular, intelligent and incredibly lonely. The mask of happiness he wears is so strong even he believes it sometimes. Is the arrival of a new student at his school enough to change his life for the better? AU. FACE family. Human names used. Rated for self-harm
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,025 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Japan, America, Canada
Provinces & States: You're Doomed! by 9foxgrl reviews
World: Meet the Provinces of Canada and the States of America. These rambunctious teens/kids are the reason these two countries have nearly lost their sanity so many times. World, you're doomed to loose your sanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,443 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
The Assignment by Serenity Ma Sogni reviews
Alfred caught me as I crumpled to the ground; he wrapped his arms around my shoulder and wept. I just stared ahead in utter shock. Alfred was crying and whispering my name; rocking us back and forth and I tried to come to terms with my assignment, only to fall back into the shock and despair that now gripped my heart. I read the words incessantly, Gilbert Beilschmidt. /PruCan, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,455 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Canada, Prussia
Ignorance Is Your New Best Friend by KnightOfHeartProtectorOfSoul reviews
Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have just come back from the dead. DaveJohn Vampirestuck AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] Bro
The Mini Bad Touch Trio by 300PASTA reviews
Ludwig, Lovino, and Seychelles have always been good friends. They stick together mostly because of their older brothers and cousin AKA the Bad Touch Trio. This story is about how they face the drama of high school. If you're into drama, hopefully you'll like this. NOT normal Gakuen Hetalia. Human AU. Multiple pairings. No yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Seychelles
Taboo by dexterousduo reviews
Dave is strifing with his Bro, but he cant help but be distracted by the older man. When he accidentally tells him his thoughts, how will Bro react? Read to find out. Rated M for Striders and Stridercest. Yaoilicious. Nomnom. I wanna eat these guys up. Genre of Family because what the hell. Theyre Striders. WIL BE ADDING MORE ONE SHOTS. ALL UNCONNECT STRIDERCESTS. WrittenbyHalter
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Dave S., Dirk S.] - Complete
Help Me Remember by Sekki oji reviews
Sequel to Ice Prince and His Maiden.Rin Takemaru has amnesia and can't remember anything about her past or what happened to her before she woke up.Jonetsu has fed her a lie right when she woke up that she was a princess and..His Bride?After a month,Rin starts to regain her memories,but Jonetsu won't let her leave his grasp so easily.Will Sesshomaru be able to save her life in time?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Rin, Sesshomaru
Demon Fighters High by picc.lover reviews
Kagome and Sango are the best demon slayers at this school. Not even InuYasha and Sesshomaru can beat them. Well, what will happen with Kagome and InuYasha if they hate each other(read this, it'll make more sence)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Voyage to the ever puzzling Beast Boy Brain by Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld reviews
Beast Boy has been acting strange lately, and the others Titans don't know why. So when the decide to search Beast Boy's room they find that he has a mirror just like Raven's! But they get sucked into Beast Boy's mind! Disclaimer: I own nothing...yet
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven
A Dozen of Ginsengs with Honey and Apple Cider by Karhien reviews
For Felix. Dirk buys aphrodisiac candles and sticks them in Dave's room to mess with him. But Dave puts them somewhere else. Right next to Dirk's futon. Stridercest. DirkXDave.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Dirk S., Dave S.] - Complete
So I'm Invisible? by Resucitated-Blue reviews
China collapses with paralysis at a world meeting and his symptoms soon seemingly spread to four others . Germany, America, Australia and Canada form an investigative team to solve the whole mess but soon it will uncover a plan far beyond anyone's expectations. Something forgotten from the past is uncovered.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,931 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Canada - Complete
Son of Wind by Talvenlapsi reviews
Wind finally gets herself a body after seeing how other spirits treat her precious baby boy, and one thing is for sure, Momma Frost ain't happy!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,491 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Jack Frost, Man in the Moon, OC
Software by pichikou reviews
That night he brought me home three mangas, a Japanese flag, and a pc game. It was called Chrysanthemum Crusade, and the object of the game was to get the main character through the mazes and to the other side of the white sea so he could be safe. Video Game AU. AmeriPan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,100 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Japan, America
Behind the Mask by Kimanda reviews
England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 487,519 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 9/18/2010 - England/Britain, America
Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
All is One, I am All by iTorchic reviews
Edward survived an anime convention and earth, but now he has a new evil to face: his own guilt made real. Now he's on a quest with his friends like Vic Mignoga and Mustang! Can he defeat his own Guilt to save both worlds? Sequel to 'Falling into Myself'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
The YOLO Chronicles by iTorchic reviews
"It all began one day when America logged onto his Facebook." After discovering about his citizen's newest memes, America is filled with inspiration and decided that he needs to complete amazing feats of creativity and bravery in order to make his life worthwhile. With Prussia, Denmark, and England by his side, America is out to show the world how he lives his life. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - America - Complete
Anguished Flames by iTorchic reviews
Experimented on, Roy Mustang has to deal with another set of problems! Now he's on his own quest while trying to hide his biggest secret and what does the philosopher's stone have to do with it? Will Roy ever be the same again? implyed Royai. Rated T.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Holding Hearts by iTorchic reviews
With Tamaki's body in a coma, and Ed's still missing after the attack on HQ, it's up to the girls now! With the switching of Haruhi and Winry, can they manage to find out what actually happened to Ed and Tamaki? Rated T. Sequel to 'Soul Swap'. Adopted by PrussiaRox.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Winry R., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Motherhood Adventures of Elizabeth Kirkland by iTorchic reviews
After a strange dream, Arthur is convinced he's fit to be a mother. With the help of a little magic, he is transformed from Arthur into Elizabeth. Watch as she deals with motherhood, family, and drama!Sequel to 'Reaper's Child'. Rated T. Fem!England/OC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Manual in the Making by iTorchic reviews
"What I didn't know was how my so called 'weirdness' could get even more corrupted with the odd insanity that would park itself on my doorstep one fateful day after arriving home from school in the middle of February."Rated T. Based off of Lolli's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Germany - Complete
Rise of the Guardians The Greater Menace by Pandoras Secets reviews
It has been a few years since the incident with Pitch. But a new menace has come forth from the comical underbelly of darkness. Will The guardians survive this? And will Jack Frost finally be able to open his heart to Tooth. Or will both Jacks relationship and the guardians plumet into the darkness where the True King Of terror lies. -Jack/tooth romance- rated t for later
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 33,402 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Jack Frost, Sandy, Tooth, Man in the Moon
Short And Sweet by 00Zero reviews
"Then Rin and whatever Rin would own would be giving and belonging to lord Sesshomaru? Rin's home, Rin's clothes, Rin's land, Rin's flowers." "Hn." Who else would be given them to her besides him? "Then Rin's Babies will come from Lord Sesshomaru too?" How would he answer? These are cute short little one shots that would make you laugh then say "aw" Read and reviews. Thanks.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,840 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Please Stop Acting Like You Care by THIS-IS-NOT-SPARTA reviews
Antonio is the new Spanish teacher at the boarding school he used to attend. Aside from teaching, he has also been asked to befriend and mentor Lovino, a troubled teenager on a path of self destruction after causing an accident that ruined many lives. Can Antonio save him from himself, even when his own world falls apart? Suicideattempt/Bullying/selfharm
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,050 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Too Many Moons by Mikizumi reviews
20 years after Kagome placed Inuyasha back under the spell on the same tree her daughter Hailey falls through the well and revives him once again. During the 20 years Naraku was slain and a new villan has rised. But they can't stop him if Inuyasha and Hailey don't stop fighting. InuyashaXOC (I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA I Only own OCs)(Warning: There's a lot of OCs)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012
The Reincarnation of Miko Midoriko by Amaterasu1969 reviews
Naraku has grown stronger and has allied himself with the last member of the Hyouga family. Kikyou has weakened and is dying. They must find the reincarnation of Midoriko in order to defeat Naraku. But who is Midoriko's reincarnation? InuKag MirSan SessOC
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 389,280 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sesshomaru, OC
The Rise of a New Guardian by Tagicheartbreak reviews
Lucinda has just lost her father in a car accident and now has to move to Burgess with her mother and little brother. What she doesn't know is that Burgess have something in store for her. She can't make it alone without the help of Jamie and the Guardians. Also will Jamie be able to save her in time, or will he lost the love of his life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie
Erisol by geans123 reviews
When Eridan tries to confront Sollux about his matespritship with Fereri, he finds himself getting more attention than he'd anticipated. One-shot blackrom EridanxSollux. Includes troll genitalia.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Soul Love by Dogsrule reviews
Follow the Mulit-weapon form twins Lovino and Feliciano Vargas as they first go to the DWMA, get meisters and suffer through all of the craziness of chasing evil souls… and possibly find love along the way? Rated 'T' for Lovi's mouth. SPAMANO and GERITA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
Vinland's Journal by 9foxgrl reviews
the sequel to "Brotherly Moments". Will feature RussiaXVinland, UKUS, PruCan. Some humorous moments and pregnancy jokes will be abound.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Complete
Demon in Itself by 300PASTA reviews
The Beilschmidt brothers were demon hunters. But one night after losing all of his men to a demon, Gilbert finds a red crystal that really matches his eyes ... oh, and soon turns his world upside down. Now he's got the FBI, the Vatican, and the Demon King on his tail. But not to worry, the awesome Gilbert knows what he's doing! I don't think Ludwig agrees though. PruHun FanFic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Germany, America, Hungary, Prussia
Critical Hit by GlassSerendipity reviews
Human AU Kiki never wanted to be the face of her father's video game company. She'd much rather enjoy her games in peace without the pressures of the real world. So, what happens when her perfect virtual world gets disrupted by a loud, happy go lucky hero? Used different human names. Ameripan Fem!Japan x America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 94,423 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Japan, America] - Complete
About These Scars by Serenity Ma Sogni reviews
It was a letter no one was supposed to read, and the worst possible person just happened to find it. GilbertxMatthew Rated M for past and current abuse, depressed thoughts, and partial thoughts of suicide. No smut. Maybe other pairings later on. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,852 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Canada, Prussia
Night-Gaunts by L. Alex Greene reviews
Your name is Rose Lalonde, and right now, you're about eighty-five percent sure your bedroom walls are bleeding. Grimdark!Rose, M for language, violence, and terrifying content. (There is very little shipping in this story.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Rose L., Eridan A., Feferi P., Sollux C. - Complete
Unexpected Slurries by nevereatdirt reviews
Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are a troll of nine sweeps studying at a mixed college, but something in an art studio is about to be mixed apart from paints.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Eridan A., Sollux C., Mituna C.] - Complete
Fast Times at The Hive by L. Alex Greene reviews
The one where Sollux is a frustrated DD, Eridan is a hot bartender, Karkat is a done-with-everything DJ, and just about everyone is gay. M for language and future sexual content. Primarily Erisol with SO MANY OTHER SHIPS.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Eridan A., Feferi P., Aradia M., Sollux C.
Mein Bruder, Es Tute mi Lied by LyckyDycky reviews
It's interesting how life goes. One day I'm a winter spirit wishing someone could see me next I'm something completely different from what I was used too. You all know me as Jack Frost… (If enough ppl want to I will cont. it)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Prussia, Holy Roman Empire, Germany, Jack Frost
Latvia's sick by sinling97 reviews
an accident leaves the smallest Baltic nation sick,how will the others cover for him? (bad summary) rated T for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia
Cultural Exchanges by punkish furball reviews
After meeting an odd pair of brothers in the past and returning to the future, our favorite miko interacts with a new "species" on a worldwide scale! XD (All chapters undergoing revision)
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,370 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kagome H., Japan
A Declaration Letter by Selenese reviews
The words were splashed countless times across the pages. Blots of ink dotted the margins, and there were dark marks from where she had scribbled out the words "tyrant" and "redcoat." The colony's normally elegant handwriting had been reduced to unintelligible chicken scratch as she had obsessively written the words over and over again. Revolutionary War Fic. Empire!UK X Fem!US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - England/Britain, America
Drunken Abandon by IceEckos12 reviews
England tries to get America drunk- and actually succeeds! To bad it wasn't everything he thought it would be... COMPLETED! Chapter 27, important announcement.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,627 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/24/2010 - America - Complete
FMAHetaOni by I am the HERO AMERICA reviews
What happens when Al hears about a haunted mansion? Or when some of the countries show up? Alright! If you wanna know read this please! I'm getting better at summarys! Rated 'T' for Ed's potty mouth and other stuffs! Don't worry, is not serious 24/7!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
HetaOni: Adventures in the Mansion by LittlexMissxPsycho reviews
Door opening Mochi, mushrooms that grow in the middle of hallways, onigiri found in a library, questionable water sources, and a.. toilet vending machine? Well sounds like fun to me! Follow the story of Hetaoni in a new way, where anything can happen! Because hey, Steve likes a game of tag every now and then! Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Japan, N. Italy
I'm Stuck In A Box And by XannyBites reviews
I woke up in a box, found out I was in Hetalia, and had to pretend I was a fricking girl so I wouldn't be thought strange that I was wearing a girl's pair of pants and a girl's shirt. (WHY ME!) Good thing I have a high voice… :/ OCx...Undecided
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Norway, Iceland
In Her Shoes (Walk on the Fem! Side) by Sir5er reviews
When Britain curses Prussia on accident, Prussia is in a whole new heap of trouble when he discovers he has been turned into Fem! Prussia! Can he break the curse and return to his awesome manliness before he's doomed to be like that sissy, girly-man, Austria for the rest of his life? But Prussia isn't the only one cursed... Rated T for language, gender-confusion, and obvious themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Germany, England/Britain, Russia, Prussia
Care to Spell Trouble? by EnviliciousStrawberry reviews
So, everything seemed normal for just one night...that is until unexpectedly I am thrown into the world of Hetalia! Now while trying to find a way to get back home I'm stuck living with the Awesome Trio...what's the worse that could happen? Awesome TrioxSelf Final pairing-You'll see !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,427 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - America, Prussia, Denmark - Complete
Bruder, Come Home (NO LONGER BEING WRITTEN) by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
"SHE IS ONLY A CHILD!" Germany bellowed. "HOW COULD YOU SEND THAT MONSTER AFTER MY CHILD? MEIN SCHATZ! MEIN BERLIN!" France and Britain averted their eyes when Germany's rage crumbled into tears. England glanced at France, his own horror carved into the Frenchman's eyes, and he prayed for Berlin suddenly. What had they done? (Berlin OC, no yaoi)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Germany, Prussia, OC - Complete
New Beginnings by Twilight-Princess5545 reviews
This is the sequel to The story continues. Please read that first! So far the Evil Pitch Black, and Shadow Nymph (Tooth Evil) are still out there, causing children to become afraid, and making them lose their belief in the Guardians. The Man in The Moon has his own plans, you will find out what happened to Raven's body. Read to learn more! Epilogue is now up!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Jack Frost, OC] [Pitch, Tooth] - Complete
Prussia the Boss and Chibi Germany by BrightBlueNinjas reviews
We've heard the stories of Romano and Italy's childhood, now it's Germany's turn. Join Prussia as he attempts to raise the most stubborn child on the planet. T because I'm fluent in Profanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 91,489 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Blood, Sweat and Cupcakes by ShadowmoonXBlackfire reviews
The Arthur and the other second players have declared war on the Nations, and have vowed to kill them all, with no mercy; but some, have no interest in the blood, but only interest in the people. Which will win? Second or First universe? Gore or Romance? and who will survive? M for Character death, and smut in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations
Heart of a Tiger by Desty-Kalit reviews
In a fantasy world of Southeast Asia, war has engulfed the nations in the struggle for power. When a young girl Mei Lin (Taiwan) loses the one she loves to the enemy. She will do anything to get him back. Even if she unintentionally changes the tides of war in her mission to save the man she loves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Japan, Taiwan
The Game of Seven by Whitlinger reviews
The number seven has always been mysterious, a number with a prophecy, with a unique type of magic. The God we do not know is waiting. Seven players have found themselves trapped in Kiku's popular RPG, and in order to survive, they must destroy the Errors and face the ruthless Creator of seven deadly faces.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,194 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - N. Italy, Japan, Liechtenstein, Spain
You're A What! by country-rodeo-girl reviews
England gets suspicious when America starts coming to meetings with random injuries. It's not until America comes one day with a bandaged up wrist,and the fact that he seems to be having trouble breathing and won't stop rubbing his side;that he really gets concerned. Thinking America's getting abused by someone, England decides to confront him. But are things really what they seem?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,004 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Soul Deal by wintercandyapple reviews
In order to save his brother's soul, Gilbert had to seal his away to a demon, forever bound to serve her in secret. As a cruel twist of fate, he learns what he was meant to be, a demon hunter. But when Gilbert enrolls into a demon hunter's academy, he risks his secret and endangers the souls of his new friends against his will. It's the ultimate betrayal, but it's part of the deal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Prussia
Hetalia and Their Units by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
Before the crates arrived none of the countries (except Japan) had ever heard of a fangirl. Now there are teenage girls (and two boys) all over the place! How will the countries handle this and will they even be able to handle taking care of these kids? Additional plot ideas are welcome. No more OCs please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,040 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012
Second Chance by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
You were a naturally generous person who couldn't stand seeing children suffer. That was partly why you had taken a job in the foster care system. It was also partly why when you noticed children without a home that you opened up yours. The culture called them lost causes. Useless. The dregs of society. You knew otherwise. Mama!ReaderxYoung!Chibi!2p!Countries
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Parallel Nations
Only Human by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
The roles of humans, angels, and demons had been laid out since the foundation of the earth. Demons tempt the humans, the angels attempt to save the humans, and the humans screw everything up. Everything had rules. Until someone decided to ruin the natural order. Eh, at least it was for a good cause. Altar boy!ItalyxDemon!Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - N. Italy - Complete
Gioielli del Fato by Dogsrule reviews
By day Lovino Vargas is a normal everyday student, by night he is the norious phantom jewel thief 'Spirito di pomodoro'. But what is he supposed to do when the person in charge of catching him suddenly transfers to his class? Cover created by HolyRomanGermany. Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,447 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Let's Play HetaOni! Nation Edition! by Dogsrule reviews
We've all seen our own reactions to HetaOni. But what happens when the nations themselves decide to play the game too? Get ready for some chaos as they play through the chapters and learn what happens when you enter the forbidden mansion! Rated 'T'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
A Second Chance by Dogsrule reviews
When Spain dies Romano thinks that his world is over. But…what happens when he runs into a cheerful Spaniard at the market one day who looks too much like Spain to not be him? Is reincarnation really real? Or is this all just one big cruel trick? Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
This is Real by livingstorywriter101 reviews
It's been two years since I left and now I have to deal with units running amok in my house. And I have the chance to go back? Plus what ever happened to Trent? Geez... this really is real isn't it? Sequel to This Can't Be Real. Based off of LOLLIDICTATOR/EST. 1995 unit manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,336 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Prussia
Under Pressure by Wiccacow
A college-au drabble, involving a very risky bet in which Psi has to go through a class without orgasming - while there's a vibrator inside him. Psiioniic's POV. Warnings: Smut, Dualscar/Psiioniic
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Orphaner Dualscar, The Psiioniic/Helmsman - Complete
444 Rumors & Myths of Amestris by 9foxgrl reviews
An assortment of rumors debunked and unknown from the country of Amestris. Ed has never gather information disguised as a girl. Olivier is not a Pokemon champion, there was never a zombie apocalypse in Amestris, Roy is not a banana.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,611 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Olivier A. - Complete
I don't even care by Ineedanewnamethatisnottaken reviews
Lovino, Gilbert, and Matthew was sick of caring, of trying to be good, because they knew they would never be loved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Canada, S. Italy/Romano, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Pitch is back, in Canada! by Shadow Kiss Canadian reviews
What happens when the little yellow lights of the children go out? What happens When Canada meets the Guardians? Find out what happens by reading. (Rated T for just in case) -Currently on Hiatus due to writer's block.-
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Canada, Jack Frost
Hardly a Love Story by InsanityInReverse reviews
Matthew didn't realize he had been delivering pizzas to the same person for weeks until Gilbert answered the door with his confession of undying love: "I love you, can I f- you? Please?" Matthew didn't realize this creep was the love of his life until much later, but this was not the work of fate. This was the work of Gilbert memorizing Matthew's schedule. [PruCan, SEVERE CRACK]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Canada, Prussia
The story continues by Twilight-Princess5545 reviews
Did you really think that the end, was the true end of the story? There is more then meets the eye, especially when it comes to the guardians! Who is the strange and mysterious girl named Raven, and why is she so afraid of Jack? These questions and more will be answered as you read! T because I'm paranoid. The real final chapter is on.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - [Jack Frost, OC] - Complete
He Paints the Color Red by Serenity Ma Sogni reviews
The hospital I worked at was quiet and serene, and then I got transferred. Gilbert gets transferred to a new hospital filled with..unique people. The most intriguing though is the boy who sleeps with the light on. PruCan MattxGilbert small amount of FrUk. Contains: past abuse, past self harm, and past torture. Rated T for things previously mentioned, no smut here! AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,240 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - America, Canada, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
funny Hetalia stories by Ragemanicfun reviews
Just a bunch of random short stories (keep in mind, I said random, so don't be surprised by it's craziness) and it's just supposed to be, well, funny!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
Hetalia in a Nursing Home by pielover3.14cherrypie reviews
All of our favorite nations are very old! That doesn't make them any less... Well... Themselves. Nursing Home AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013
Wrong, but Right by Mutant of Time reviews
"You knew it was wrong in some form, on some level, yet you just couldn't get yourself to stop. Your name is Dave Strider, and you have hopelessly fallen in love with your own brother." Haha, rated M because Stridercest. PWP, No SBURB AU, Dirk is Dave's older brother, but he isn't Bro. Dirk/Dave. Written for a lovely friend on tumblr :) Also, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Dave S., Dirk S.] - Complete
Nerdtalia by fanfanficfreak reviews
What if the our favorite characters were a bunch of misfits in high school?*Hiatus*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Japan, England/Britain, America
All He Saw Was Red by Creator-Of-Nightmare reviews
'The Screaming, Oh The Screaming! Its nice to see you scared of such a weak and stupid brother who knew you never really cared' Canada had snapped. No more games. They would remember him...(Snapped canada! Character death)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Canada, America, England/Britain, France - Complete
Prussia and Gilbert and the World by rookanga reviews
After deciding that he can't keep living in Germany's basement, Gilbert becomes a reporter and news anchor for a Berlin-based channel, but the life he has built for himself begins to crumble when the secret of the nations is jeopardized. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,431 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Prussia, Canada] Germany - Complete
Nordic Therapy by HistoryWizardNerd22 reviews
After a truely chaotic time at Norway's, Denmark decides that all of the Nordics need therapy. Not as crappy as it sounds, but first chapter isn't my best. I'm open for any and all critism and suggestions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Title TBD by StellatheAlchemist reviews
[Camp NaNoWriMo 2013] When one of England's spells goes wrong, Italy finds himself in a strange land called Amestris. In his place is a boy named Alphonse Elric, who wears armor from the middle ages. Can the two get home, and prevent their brothers from murdering everyone? Only time will tell. ((Rated T for language. Pairings depend on how you look at it.))
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,794 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Alphonse E., N. Italy
Warden by Fourth in Command Cixalea Jwan reviews
Alfred, Warden of Freedom, is missing. Arthur, Warden of Belief, and Matthew, Warden of Peace, are going to find him. But they won't succeed if Pitch Black has anything to say about it. Hetalia character-centric with "human" names used. Pitch is likely the only RotG character featured. No important OCs. Warning: some rather dark themes, torture, and possible triggers. No pairings.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - England/Britain, America, Sealand, Pitch
The Bodyswitched Nations by WhoLockedHetalian reviews
Japan and Italy wake up as... each other? How and why did this happen? How do they get back to normal? Why does someone step in to ruin it all once there's a solution? Why am I asking so many questions? Just read and leave a review to let me know what you think! Rated T for swearing. (Changed title from 'Japan and Italy Body Switch')
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Japan, N. Italy, Prussia, Spain
A Trip to Belarus by Desty-Kalit reviews
During a vacation to Belarus a normal girl comes face to face with Belarus herself. The two are sent into a dilemma of a potential world wide catastrophe. Belarus has no choice but to learn to work with a girl who is not even from her country. Inability to do so shall most likely lead to the destruction of the world's order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Belarus, OC
Chased Brothers, Unite! by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
Belarus and Korea have decided to chase their brothers. Their brothers aren't exactly happy about that, so both China and Russia end up cowering in the same closet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Case by Case: The life of Vargas and Carriedo by ohhthegreatestblinkinglight reviews
Detective Vargas and Officer Carriedo. The infamous duo who are assigned to especially suspicious and difficult cases come across a uniquely strange case after a slow week. Lovino, as usual, takes it all in strides with a hell-may-freeze-over attitude while Antonio simply smiles and supports his partner the best way he can.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Stubborn Crushes by Messy-Haired Writer reviews
After Arther and America break up, Amelia comes home in tears. She needs a friend. Will She find one?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - [America, Russia] England/Britain - Complete
Into the Icy Abyss by daedricgurl
It could be seen in the glimmer of his eyes, the tenseness in his shoulders and back that something was upsetting him. The water made him hurt, made him scared. But here he stood, as though perhaps something would come for him. Waiting... Forever Waiting. Hong Kong/ ? - Rated T for inference and subtle implications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Hong Kong - Complete
Roses by Fried Cheesecake reviews
South Italy is less than pleased with a gift from his admirer. Belgium thinks it's hilarious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Belgium, America - Complete
In Search of Maple by Whats My Dere reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if America had to take care of Kumajiro for an entire day? Where's Canada? And why does America look so worn out? Let's find out! Rated T for Tony and his Awesome Alien Language! Brotherly AmeCan and Slight onesided USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - America, Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
Mirror by themagicalflyingscone reviews
Warning – Swearing from England Based on a conversation on Omegle, then turned into a one shot with help of a friend! Enjoy! DISCLAIMER – WE DO NOT OWN HETALIA (though if we did it'd be cool) First Fanfic R R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Nostalgia (a UsUk fanfic) by MeitanteiKoko reviews
Arthur came over to talk about making some business deals with Alfred. When he somehow finds his way into the attic, he too has some memories of his own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dansbanan by Sweet Jelly Hearts reviews
A quick waltz in the middle of the woods proves not only romantic, but absolutely magical to those involved. Fluffy drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/29/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Oh, Babysitter! by username-pocky reviews
Heracles is embarrassed that his mom made him be babysat. But, perhaps this babysitter is just his type.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Greece, Japan, Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome - Complete
Holding Hands by akira aoi reviews
From China's over-dramaticized point of view. Hinted Iggychu at the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - China, England/Britain - Complete
Keep Holding On by Coco Hiiragi reviews
Feliciano is working really hard to face the economic crisis, and Ludwig is trying his best to keep his country strong as well. They can't meet, nor have time to talk, but that doesn't mean they forgot how much they care for the other one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Why I Live by katesmak reviews
"You know I've always been bothered by one question. One question that, if it could ever be answered, may make my life just that much simpler. The question? Why did I live?" Told in first person.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Prussia, Jack Frost
Selfish Affection by Masaki-Hanabusa reviews
Feliciano has been extra affectionate towards his brother as of late, talking on and on about how much he loves him. Lovino just doesn't understand it . It all started with a dream. M for violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
You Want to Burn Something? by GuardianAthens reviews
2P!Verse. In which the Axis gets their monthly shipment of new weapons, and Italy finds that they got a special new toy to play with, and everyone in the Axis house wants a crack at using it to let out some pent up anger. Who called for a flammable mannequin?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Hungary - Complete
The Disappearance of Kiku Honda by HalfPrince reviews
This is a story that was handed over to me from United Nations. But still, Japan didn't move. It was almost as if he was transfixed by something outside. Looking out, the other nations couldn't notice anything out of place. What could have Japan acting this way? "Error has been found. File 30098 has been corrupted." Japan muttered robotically. Rated for gore and stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Japan
Units and Manuals by DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympians reviews
When Shelby accidentaly clicks a popup, a whole new life waits for her everyday on her front porch. Can she survive the randomness of her new units and her crazy friends and brother? Read and review to find out! Rated T formy own reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,589 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Is It Wrong? by screw-reason-give-me-anime reviews
Feliciano writes a poem. He isn't sure what to think about his lover. Implied Felicest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Cover Blown by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
It was Lovino's mission to get in and out of the enemies house with no trouble. But when things turn on him, he has to face the enemy head on. What happens when the confrontation turns into more? Will he be able to get out or will he become his own enemy? What happens when his enemy finds out or better yet his colleagues? Spamano, Others. (Rating may change due to later chapters.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
The Crucible of Trier in Seven Parts by rookanga reviews
Trier, 1587- Prussia is taken rudely from bed and accused of being a witch, so the townspeople burn him at stake. Unfortunately for everyone, except for the townspeople's consciences, he can't die. Based on historical events, but in no way something you should be basing a research paper on. Title taken from The Crucible by Arthur Miller.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Prussia - Complete
Bodyswap by Shiva491 reviews
England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,970 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Melancholy of Alfred F Jones by OtakuGamerRed321 reviews
"Countries are invisible to humans" it's a known fact to the countries. But one day someone decided to become human. His name is America. America made a group called "The S.O.F. Brigade." Japan, Russia, and Canada seem to be hiding something from England and America. Why does America want to become human? What is going on? Read this to find out. Please review as well. Thank you!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2013 - England/Britain, America
Spamano: Starting HighSchool by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
Everybody hates starting school eventually. Messing up on the first day, yeah horrible. But when you think you're all good. Someone always lurks to take that special thing away from you. It's going to be a quick chapter story of a school story for Romano and Spain. I hope you enjoy it and yep it's going to be a romance. As chapters goes rating vary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Units Just Wanna Have Fun by livingstorywriter101 reviews
So some Hetalia units got ordered by mistake. Buuuuuut... what are they do when the person who ordered them isn't exactly around to keep an eye on them?Just sit around and be good little units? Ha. Good luck with that. Wreak havoc around the town they're now in? Yea. That sounds about right. Side story to This Is Real. Based off of LOLLIDICTATOR/EST. 1995 unit manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013
Dragon Rose by Firemaiden90 reviews
Luciano was a cruel king who ruled with an iron fist. But he felt as if he needs a queen to rule by his side. So he kidnaps the daughter of the dragon gods and chooses her as his queen. But her mother, the queen of the dragon gods goes crazy and starts declaring war on his world in order to win her daughter back. 2p and 1p character names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
The World is Falling Around Us by A Field of Starlight reviews
All the nations want is for peace to stay for longer than a few years. But when the world goes to war for the final time, the nations will find that the price of peace is hard to pay. Slight plot change at the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,208 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
EMIL BONDEVIK: User Guide and Manual by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
Inspired by the manuals of est.1995(AKA lolidictator).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Iceland - Complete
The Stolen Son by Doctorpotterhetaliafan35 reviews
Arthur Kirkland was the weak son and only heir of the powerful Master of all Angels. However, his passive life is changed forever when he is taken hostage by a demon. Arthur escapes with a split soul, and is soon exiled to Earth. There, his ONLY mission is to eradicate all demons and seek revenge. That is, until he met Alice. Dark!Angel!UKxFem!UK. Human world, human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada
Tears Of Courage by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
When Atlantis and Yggdrasil are dragged into World War II, they will be forced to choose between aiding the Allies to stop the mass genocide perpetrated Germany or stand by their guardian, the only nation who took them in when no one else did.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia, OC
Hetalia from my computer DX by XannyBites reviews
Krystine was just trying to get through the summer with her cousin that refuses to stop calling her "her sexy lesbian lover" and then she clicked the popup and now...she is sharing her poptarts with a russian! OC/Russia OC/America. HIATUS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 35,076 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - America, Russia
Revenge of the Guardians by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
In which we tell what happens when the Guardians go to the beach. ONESHOT. Rated K Plus because I'm paranoid. No pairings.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North, Tooth - Complete
Jackson Overland Frost and the Curse of the Frozen Snickers Bar by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
Jack gets cocky when faced by a frozen candy bar. Need I say more?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Family Jewels by AliceUnderSkies13 reviews
A "bad" girl meets a "bad" boy...After getting involved with the wrong guy, Alice somehow escapes and ends up living with her aunt's family in America. Her aunt's new stepson is strange, stained, "bad" just like her. But everything is not as it seems...HumanAU. Fem!EnglandxAmerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,973 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - England/Britain, America
Mother of the World by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
Human mothers think raising a handful of children is challenging. Try raising the whole world! However, there are days that make the arguments, battles, and wars worth it. This was one of those days. Mother's Day Tribute. Chibi!HetaliaxMama!Pangea!Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Complete
DANCE DANCE HETALIA! by Sir5er reviews
America knew that today's world meeting would be a bummer...so he came prepared. Hilarity will ensue
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, America
The Hero VS The 2P World by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
The 2P's have kidnapped the Countries at the World Meeting, but where is America. "Sorry dude! I knew there was a reason that I came to Italy!" He forgot. This is the epic battle of the Hero V.S the 2P!World. ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2013 - America, Parallel Nations - Complete
Once Upon a Time by rookanga reviews
Once upon a time, there was a little girl and her knight. High school AU. Kinda. Unrequited PruHun
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Hungary, Prussia] - Complete
Boogeyman, meet a boogeyman by Sora Moto reviews
In which Pitch makes a mistake and is scarred for life.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Canada, Pitch - Complete
Dark Reminds me of Dying by icestar663 reviews
After an argument Matthew throws Gilbert out into the rain, leaving him thinking about how things turned so badly wrong and if their relationship can be saved. AU. PruCan. Human names used. ONE SHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The World Academy Bullies by AllTheFeelz reviews
Yes it is this idea again. It's Feli's first day at the World Academy. He thinks it is going to be fun while his brother thinks otherwise but Feli will soon find out that this will not be fun as bullies begin to target him. The biggest one being his new best friends brother!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Prussia - Complete
The Mochi Quandary: Holding A Snowflake by MomotsukiNezumi reviews
Lithuania, despite all his repeated efforts, never manages to win the affections of Belarus. However, a present from Poland might just give him a little bit of what's he's been trying so hard for. After all, if you get your fingers mangled when you so much as look at your crush, you certainly have a right to be deserving more than just a refusal and some broken bones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Lithuania, Belarus - Complete
Conversation Hearts by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
While hanging out with your best friend Otto, you learn a surprising and pleasing secret... HRExReader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Holy Roman Empire - Complete
CAN you see US? by Fruity-Dragonfly reviews
It was decided by all nations that America and Canada had to be the strangest nations in the world. Who else would be crazy enough to do half the stuff they do? We blame England and France. Each chapter based on a quote.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, Canada
Shift by roserycus77 reviews
Britain makes a HUGE mistake with a spell and now all the countries' bodies have switched! Nobody can remember who's who and Britain doesn't know how to change them back. Tensions are rising and nobody knows what to do. And now there's another problem, they only have two days to fix it otherwise it's permanent! (Rated for language)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - England/Britain, France, America, Japan - Complete
Spamano: Wings by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
It was a chilly night, Lovino didn't expect any out of the ordinary. Just hunting for blood with his lover. But just when Lovino thinks that Antonio blows him off. He gets a lot more than what he bargained for. Vamp!Spain, Vamp!Romano, Pure Sex/Yaoi. Commish on Deviantart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Fullmetal American by Merits Of My Boredom reviews
America was having a dull day when he is suddenly yanked back to the past into the times of when England is still a pirate. Ed was trying to use alchemy when something goes wrong and he is brought to another dimension. What will these two heroes do when their worlds collide? Fail title and summary are fail.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward E., America
Notalia! by immi-tan reviews
Music is supposed to bring people together, right? Instead, it's making Chun-Yan's fellow orchestra members drive her crazy! From the creepy tall basses to the otaku first violins, what's a girl supposed to do? Mostly RoChu, some Nyotalia, lots of pairings inside. T for: France on the triangle, Romana, and racistish orchestra jokes. Oh yes, looking for cover art! Have fun reading!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - China
American and Canadian brothers by Ragemanicfun reviews
America is Britain's little brother, and Canada France's. Even though they live apart, they still find a way to see each other. And, with America as one of the brothers, they almost always get into trouble. They like to do insane things together, and sometimes with other chibi naitions. With them, you never know what to expect. But, you can say one thing, it won't be normal!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013
Dollie by AcidDollFetishOriginals reviews
When an Alchemist named Ivan finds life to be far too lonely, he and his good friend Arthur turn to the ultimate taboo, dragging you with them. Can you find it in yourself to fall for the man that took your life away, or will you be the last person to break his heart? Reader X Russia in the Fullmetal universe.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2013 - England/Britain, Russia, America, Prussia
Silver by Sukii-Sama reviews
Kagome forgot. And then InuYasha burst back into Kagome's life, a stubborn silver haired hooligan that she has never met before. But because he is InuYasha, and she is Kagome, they will find each other again, even if Kagome's world has to be ripped apart in the process.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,343 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Waiting by fanfanficfreak reviews
Arthur and reader-chan, are best friends, who like a lot of things. This is an Adventure through their life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
What If I Just Disappeared? by Hipster Canada reviews
Tonight, the boredom and loneliness has finally taken over. I can't sit here wondering anymore. I have to see for myself. I have to see myself how these events would play out, and what would happen if I no longer existed. I am going to fake my own death. And tonight, it begins.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Canada - Complete
America's Brother by rookanga
It was really, really difficult to be America's brother. Canada's surprisingly sane mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Canada, America - Complete
Real Love by blueflower1594 reviews
Family sticks together, no matter what. But sometimes, it's a bit harder to do. And this is one of those times. How will China handle Taiwan bringing home a potential husband whom he clearly dislikes? Being the overprotective sibling he is, China will defiantly have a hard time smiling and keeping his mouth shut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - China, Taiwan - Complete
More Than Gold by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
You are a young country who decides that you are too clumsy to be around the other nations. They remind you that to them you are worth more than gold. Inspired by Britt Nicole's Gold. HetaliaxChild!Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
America's Child by ShadowFox197 reviews
Fem/America is pregnant and a new country is on its way. The only problem is that America doesn't know who the father is. Oops… Rated to be safe. Later content may be more...mature
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - America - Complete
Devil's Advocate by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
You are a young country under Germany's protection who happens to catch the eye of a certain psychopathic Italian nation. But you don't see Italy like that. To you he is a sweet and kind and you will defend him against anyone, even Germany, but are you prepared for the consequences of your choices? 2p!ItalyxReader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Red White Pink by One.Eye.Opened reviews
Red was such a beautiful colour, it could even compare to pink; of course he loved both for completely different reasons. Pink was for cupcakes, his cupcakes but they caused so much red; it was a win-win situation
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2013 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
The 10 Rules of being a Lady by fanfanficfreak reviews
Ten rules 2P!England, and his girlfriend should follow. I tried to make this as fluffy as possible ((Language ahead and I don't own Hetalia))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2013 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
My Dark Doppelgänger by pumpkinpatch212 reviews
Lucio looked down at Feli and flashed him a grin. "You get to stay here forever." When Feliciano is captured, he must find the strength to go on. Contains 2p.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Parallel Nations, N. Italy - Complete
In Two Weeks by Serenity Ma Sogni reviews
He was the only one who could beat me to the point of amazement, the only one who could entrance me without a word, he was a champion, a defender, a loser, and a weakling. He was the only one who could handel me, while playing in an international ping pong tournament. MatxGil, rated T for some dark themes and Gilbert's mouth. ON HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Canada, Prussia
Stolen by Katie-Kat1129 reviews
When I first met China, I hated him. After all, he did hit with a frying pan and knocked me out. But after awhile, I realized that I kind of enjoyed his company, despite the fact that I wasn't allowed to leave it. Rated T for curses and such.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - China
The Guardian of CHIGII! by invatercat reviews
MiM chose Romano to be a Guardian, but why? Why him? Why not his brother? Well, when Jamie and Sophie are kidnapped by the very same mafia that would do anything to see Romano dead, Romano's going to have to be a guardian, like it or not. Funny thing is, Romano and the others think this will be a simple resuce mission. OH NO. This will be a game of hide and seek. Cat & Dog.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Jamie
Guarisci Presto, Spagna by Hipster Canada reviews
I hated seeing Spain like this. Dammit, he wasn't supposed to be hurt. How can I hate him when he looks so beat up like this? The sight of Spain lying in bed so injured tugged at something in my heart, and I found myself wishing I could do something to make him feel better. And I found myself being stupid enough to ask him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Legends and Countries by RavenExpert reviews
Another chaos came and the Guardians banded together again. However, the key to solve every mystery in the world lies on the nations of the world. Possible OC appearance. Rated T in possible bloody chapters, but K in normal ones.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - America, Jack Frost
Trapped in Darkness by 9foxgrl reviews
Alfred has been living with a disability for nearly 200 years since that day. He is trapped in darkness. Will he be able to endure when the World finds out his closely guarded secret? USUK/UKUS with hinted PruCan. BONUS CHAPTER!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gilbert whom was secretly a Frost by invatercat reviews
There is a reason why , at first glance, Jack Frost looks like Prussia. Genetics. DNA. It was in his blood. This is the story of Prussia and the REAL reason Jackson became a winter spirit. (No OCs. "HER" Can be anyone the reader wants to be. ONESHOT.)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Prussia, Jack Frost - Complete
Hideyoshi, New Student, and Friendship! by Wolf no naku koro ni reviews
Rena has a horrific past filled with mental mistreatment. She attends the academy and finds comfort in Hideyoshi. She finds friends when she never thought she could. From a glitchy avatar to dying cats, strange things have been happening. Will the group ever find out Rena's horrible secrets? Also, Rena begins clawing at her neck again; She doesn't want to be sick any more.
Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hideyoshi K. - Complete
Black and Blue Snow by I Am The Raptor reviews
My fear of Ivan grows worse by the day. Every night I fear he'll burst through the doors and take me away. All I can hope for is that Gilbert will protect me like he promised. Fem!CanadaXPrussia, rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Canada, Prussia
Hearts, Cupid, and My Brother's Worst Enemy by BrightBlueNinjas reviews
Rejection on any other day was something she could cope with. But rejection on Valentine's Day was something that really hurt. But maybe it would take the least likely person to make her feel just that much better. AmeBel, teen for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Belarus, America
Letters to My Frenemy by 9foxgrl reviews
Out of the blue Harry decides to write to Voldemort to help him escape the Order of Fried Chickens. includes kung-fu practicing familiars, and Bellatrix with a chainsaw. bashing and silliness galore. some hinted pairings but nothing Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lonely by SkyGem reviews
Jack tries to sneak Matthew out of a meeting, but the two are caught by none other than the most awesome person on Earth. One-shot. Pre-movie. Kindred!verse.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Too Much Trouble by Storylady35 reviews
"You are too much trouble." He frowned at her as she sat beside him but then his arm wrapped around her shoulder. "But you are my trouble. And I wouldn't have it any other way." Rin and Sesshomaru father/daughter relationship and Sess/OC
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Destructive Desires: Give Me Your Secret by wintercandyapple reviews
Maria and Kiku have been dating for 4 amazing months, but when Kiku mysteriously disappears, Maria sets out to find him. In her determination to get him back, she stumbles upon secrets bigger than she ever imagined. Along the way, she runs into interesting characters who are willing to help set things right, but can they uncover the truth before it's too late? AU, OC Philippines
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,336 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Complete
The Replacement by Sunflowers In Moscow reviews
Russia really wasn't sure what to think. There was a silver haired, barefoot teenager standing on his path, aiming a snowball at him.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Russia, Jack Frost - Complete
He Loved Her First by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
"You had better get this through that stingy head of yours. Elizavetha is the best damn thing that happened to me, so she is the greatest damn thing you will ever get." Prussia's voice was low with anger, low enough to remain private, and Austria stared. "'m…" Prussia blinked wetly, "I'm not marriage material, so you're all she's got…" "Prussia…" Austria murmured, "Shut up!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
One Little Thing by Inuyashagirlforfivelifetimes reviews
That one little phrase caused someone to be unhappy. In turn, she was given a necklace. "Baka, it's too late. Your mine now, you've been mine ever since you took your first breath in this god forsaken world." I am so proud of this summery AU PUT ON HOLD
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Bet by fanfanficfreak reviews
Looks like reader-san is trying to seduce our little Canada, what does reader-san do? Summary sucks I know. I will consider this fluffy ending, also very short Canada x Sexy!Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Canada - Complete
Echos by crowprincess14 reviews
"America…" a voice said softly. He froze. America… That was a name he hadn't heard in a long time."America." the familiar voice repeated. "England…?" Panem breathed. More of a series of linear one shots than actual chapters. CURRENTLY ON HOLD.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Katniss E., England/Britain, America
Akuma to no ai by Sekki oji reviews
What's up? My name is Rin Takemaru, I'm 15, well I'm turning 16 in two weeks, years old and I am a demon. My parents were killed by a demon and my best friend's family takes me in and now I'm her sister. We just moved to Japan and on the first day of school, I run into Sesshomaru Takahashi, and we don't really get off at the right track. But can we turn that hate into love? Maybe..
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Not so Sweet by Silent Phantom gal reviews
The 2010 Olympics are here! The nations are ecstatic to begin the tournament, but more then one surprise awaits them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Canada - Complete
A New Obsession by SkyGem reviews
Jack Frost is visiting Canada and learns of a sport called hockey. Jack-Canada friendship. One-shot. Takes place before the movie. Kindred!verse. Drabble.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Canada, Jack Frost - Complete
Winter by TAMBorange reviews
"A-Are you... Like me?" He managed to croak out. The man only stared at him for a long time before shaking his head and spoke in a deep raspy voice that sounded like a blizzard in its most terrible moments. "Nyet." ..."No, Natalya! You can't just kill a guardian! "But he had trespassed into big brother's land..." Jack Frost opened his eyes... Read and Review please!
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Ukraine, Jack Frost - Complete
The Ice prince and his maiden by Sekki oji reviews
Rin Takemaru is the new transfer student at Shiwase Private Academy in Japan. There she meets the kind-hearted Kagome and the tough but gentle Sango. Along the way she meets the Ice prince Sesshomaru Takahashi and develops feeling for him. Will Sesshomaru be the prince Rin is dreaming about or will the dream become a nightmare?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Well that's ONE way to inspire belief by LCAAS reviews
America has just watched the most awesome movie...wait, why is England having tea outside in December?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/20/2012 - America, Jack Frost - Complete
Kindred by SkyGem reviews
Jack Frost was dancing through the streets of Toronto one early winter morning when he came across a kindred spirit, a blond like him and unlike him in being, yet more than similar in circumstance. Thus begins the friendship of Jack Frost and Matthew Williams. Pre-movie. No pairings.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Canada, Jack Frost - Complete
Christmas Fate by Storylady35 reviews
*One Shot Christmas Special* Meet once, its chance. Meet twice, its luck. Meet three times, its fate. Throw in a little Christmas spirit and a smile...
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Study partners by ShadowmoonXBlackfire reviews
Matt, One of the most popular kids in schools, has asked Matthew, One of the smartest kids in school, for help to study for his finals. He expected just for some help and then leave, but he gets mixed feelings for this certain blonde... 2p!Canada X 1p!Canada fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Canada, Parallel Nations - Complete
Brotherly Moments by 9foxgrl reviews
From the writer of The Madness of Kurosaki's sanity comes the next laugh out loud comedy featuring the N. America brothers & their sister Vinland. You will soon find why Risk is banned from the UN and stealing syrup is not worth it. How did England & France survive raising them? ENJOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Hetare by Neonidus of Libra reviews
Italy is a lovable, oblivious nation that would never get knocked down by harsh comments. However, every person, human or nation, has a point where people cross the line. For Italy, that line will be crossed today.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - N. Italy
Who Are You? by katesmak reviews
Oliver Kane is out for drinks one night by herself after being dumped suddenly by her boyfriend, when her usual bar is infiltrated by a bunch of strange(hot)men claiming to the countries personified. What happens when she ends up mixed up in their bizarre schemes? Rated T because sadly Oliver has Romano's colorful vocabulary. Possible pairings later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2012 - America
A Future's Past by Storylady35 reviews
When a strange woman appears from nowhere, claiming to be from the future, suspicions are high but InuYasha and the others are happy to help in her mission. However, things take a turn for the worse and for the strange when Sesshomaru turns up. (Rewrite)
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,958 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Pin Down the Stars by ShadowFox197 reviews
Its December 1940 in London, and the Blitz is in full swing. Alfred and Arthur find themselves stuck together at a London Medical camp after Alfred gets himself injured. Now Alfred and Arthur find out just the extent of pain that war can bring. Human names used. Some pairing if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dancing with a Broken Heart by ShadowmoonXBlackfire reviews
An Itacest FanFiction based on the song Dancing with a Broken Heart by Delta Goodrem - Character Death, Violence and angst
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Daylight by ShadowmoonXBlackfire reviews
An Itacest fanfiction based on the song Daylight by Maroon 5 - Slight sexual themes and swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Mafia and The Flying Pasta by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
(Name) works at the popular Italian restaurant The Flying Pasta (don't ask), which is really a front for the mafia. That explains all the guys carrying guns and why her boss, Lovino Vargas, almost always is spattered with blood and holding a weapon. What (Name) didn't expect was for said mafia man to have feelings for her... RomanoxReader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
I Can't Decide by ShadowmoonXBlackfire reviews
2p!England X 1p!England Sexual Themes Hinted lemon a bit of murder and maybe a lemon in another chapter I don't know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2012 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
Finger Traps by Paper Piano reviews
After a disastrous UN meeting, Japan goes off for a walk around the building. He hears some odd noises from a room, voices that sound oddly familiar. Could it be Yao and Ivan...doing it ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
If I Ruled the World by DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympians reviews
What happens when the World is under the control of teenagers, fangirls, and fanboys? How will the Nations survive? Rated T for Romano and OCs if necessary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012
The Four of the Earth by Neonidus of Libra reviews
When Russia decided to pull out some of his own ancient magic, it was obvious something was going to happen...However, he didn't intend for little Latvia to be the target of his mistake. Now, Latvia has to struggle with the effects of Russia's mistake, but what if there is more to this magical situation and its effects than what was first thought?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Latvia
Innocent by Paper Piano reviews
"Show me an innocent and I'll show you a fairytale..." Italy isn't as innocent as he seems.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Tears of Tragedy by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
When Tristany Sinclair's best friend commits suicide, Tris is shocked. She refuses to eat or speak and is waiting to die. At least that was her plan before her parents sent her to Hetalia World Academy. Very few people truly know how serious her condition is, one of them being her best friend Feliciano. No matter what, all the people at HWA will be needed to save Tris from herself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,524 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - OC, N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Welcome to the World by Inuyashagirlforfivelifetimes reviews
The third snippet of the series. Kagome's in labor and InuYasha is orried . What a mate to do? Sit, pace and wait.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Three Years by Inuyashagirlforfivelifetimes reviews
Sequel to AND I'll carry your pups. A little snippet of life after our favorite hanyou let Kagome know he loved her. The summery fairy hates me.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Only You by Storylady35 reviews
PURE LEMON! Rin's arm is twisted into attending a birthday party by her friend but its a costume party and her friend has some very strange ideas on what she should wear. When a hook up goes wrong, something new is revealed.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Canadian Hockey by 9foxgrl reviews
Prussia makes the mistake of insulting Canada's love of hockey. Russia & America do whatever they can to avoid the fall out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Winter Wonderland by Fox's-whittle-angel reviews
A new nation has arrived named Kagome Higurashi! How much trouble will she cause as she's growing up and staying with England? When she meets Italy is when all the fun begins! Rating may change.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,888 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kagome H.
Temp by Storylady35 reviews
In a world where demons and humans live side by side, Lord Sesshomaru changed his methods from bloodshed to business, forming a massive company at the top of the market. However, he has a frustrating difficulty in finding an assistant able to cope with his nature. Until his partner Naraku send Miss Rin Grazia as a temp until a major contract is completed. Then he wants her back.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,763 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Rin's Decision by Storylady35 reviews
She joined the army to save he father. He is the commanding office, entrusted with training the new recruits. Lines crossed and boundaries blur. Will she be able to maintain her cover or will her true identity be revealed? Will they accept the reasoning behind her betrayal or will they reveal her for the treason she has committed?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,090 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Wedding by Storylady35 reviews
Mrs Higurashi and the late Mr Higurashi would like to invite Sesshomaru Inutaisho to a day celebrating the marriage of their daughter Kagome Higurashi to InuYasha Inutaisho at Banchet Flowers, 775 Washington Street on Saturday 28 July 2012 at 7 p.m. RSVP. Rin blinked. "WHAT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW WHERE I LIVE!" Dark and controlling. Slightly OOC. Please don't hate me.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Tales of Drasin Academy by Storylady35 reviews
Scholarship student, Rinee Denham just joined Drasin Academy, a school normally only reserved for the children of the rich and powerful. Of these rich and powerful, there is one who stands out above all others. Sesshomaru Taisho, the school council president and head boy. Fate made them speak. But friendship would keep them together.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,738 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
I Will Follow You by Storylady35 reviews
"I Will Follow You. I Will Follow You Forever. I Will Never Leave You Alone."
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Dude WTF by 9foxgrl reviews
While visiting Russia, America meets the obsessive Belarus on one of her many attempts to become One. He never knew she could be this PSYCHO!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
The Hetalia by Dawn96 reviews
Welcome to The Hetalia! An international, famous restaurant in which waiters from around the world serve under one roof! Come on, have a seat, take a sip, hear the music throughout the trip... and be sure you can survive the complete chaos behind those posh walls!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2012 - England/Britain, America
I Can Help by XannyBites reviews
Parents are supposed to love their children. That is not the case with Ivan's father, Winter. When 14 year old Ivan is abused by his father, he is forced to retreat inside himself. At the same time, Ivan sees a strange boy named Toris who claims he can "Help" him..Could this boy really help him? HUMAN NAMES USED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Russia, Lithuania
The Hetalia Games by AtomicNinja8 reviews
Lovino Vargas's worst nightmare comes true when his brother Feliciano is chosen during the reaping for the 74th annual Hetalia Games. What is Lovino to do when he volunteers as Tribute and must train to kill,what happens when he must sell Star Crossed lovers from district 12 with Antonio Carriedo. What if his feelings for him on camera start to become real? Sorry bad summery, YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Penumbra: Overture by I Am The Raptor reviews
My name is Toris. If we are lucky, then by the time you receive this, I will be dead. My best friend Feliks disappeared in the Penumbra mine. I've gone to find him, but come to an adventure I never wanted to have. Based off of the video game Penumbra.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Lithuania
Something Like a Tomato Box Fairytale by GlassSerendipity reviews
These are not the one shots. This is the next installment of the Tomato Box Fairytales. I decided to do another full story as per request of a mysterious guest. Sweden gets a bit more than he bargained for when he visits norway's house for a Nordic meeting. He may just have angered a certain little fairy. SuFin, but with femSweden.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,830 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Hetalia Game Show by OtakuGamerRed321 reviews
Ever wondered how your favorite Hetalia Characters will react in a Dating Game? Well your wondering is over! In this story a Hetalia character will win a date with another Hetalia character and the hosts are me and a random Hetalia character that will change every at chapter You may request who the next players can be in the next chapter. Hope You Like It! contains guyxguy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012
In Search of a Tomato Box Fairytale by GlassSerendipity reviews
Looks like I decided to make another one. This is a sequel to A Tomato Box Fairytale and Another Tomato Box Fairytale. Poland drags Lithuania in search of a certain special tomato box. If you have read my other stories, you would know that there will be genderbending. There will be chapters of GerIta and Spamano, but this story is mostly about LietPol
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,852 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Tailspin by Iggycat reviews
After a rather harsh fight, Alfred storms off and Arthur starts to worry. Alfred doesn't return to the flat, or even answer his roommate's calls, and to top everything off, a stray cat has appeared at Arthur's doorstep. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/6/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rin's love by Sekki oji reviews
When Rin thinks about her lord Sesshomaru is he thinking about her? And what about her birthday tomorrow when they meet? Will their relationship blossom into something more like love? and what's this about a dragon kidnapping Rin to make her his bride? I know the summary sucks but the story is better than the summary trust me and this is my first fanfic.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Prank Call by Dawn96 reviews
Apparently most of England's colonies feel like prank calling him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Locked Away by Iggycat reviews
When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,078 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
Diavolo Angelico by Dogsrule reviews
After getting turned into a devil and losing his memories, Lovino is stuck with the man who found him on the street, while his younger brother Feliciano, an Angel, is looking for a certain older brother…who also used to be an Angel. Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,087 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
In the Cards by Iggycat reviews
When Arthur loses his memory, Alfred is given a single chance to reclaim it. But when that opportunity lands him in an unknown land where he's immediately proclaimed king, will he still be able to bring his husband back to the world they left behind? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - America, England/Britain
50 Ways to Annoy the Awesome Prussia by Neonidus of Libra reviews
Prussia's always causing trouble. Here are fifty ways to get back at the self-proclaimed "Awesomest Person Alive". Feel free to use these ideas for fanficts, but I would like some credit for the ideas por favor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Prussia - Complete
AND Carry Your Pups, Too! by Inuyashagirlforfivelifetimes reviews
Kagome leaves for a week to make up testing, and InuYasha let her go, even though he doesn't want to. While she's gone, he realizes something. Read to find out.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Hypnotic Matchmaking by Dogsrule reviews
After learning that Feliciano was taught how to hypnotize people from America, Lovino challenges his brother to hypnotize him… but can it actually turn out to be a blessing in disguise? SPAMANO
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Another Tomato Box Fairytale by GlassSerendipity reviews
This story is a prequel, sequel, but not a in-betweequel to a story I had written earlier called A Tomato Box Fairytale. This story will make more sense if you read that first. It's just a suggestion, though. I mostly wrote this one for a line that will be near the end of the story. I hope you enjoy! Spamano. Spain Fem!Spain /Romano GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
This Can't Be Real by livingstorywriter101 reviews
I'm not sure how it happened but I'm now in the world of Hetalia and that means I'm having to interacting with personified naftions of the world. And they all seem to think I could be a new country or something like that. This... could be interesting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 90,724 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Double Vision: To the Darker Side of Me by wintercandyapple reviews
Nations from Hetalia have been transported to a war-torn alternate universe in which their counterparts are far more vicious and willing to kill. After getting caught up in another world's war, will they destroy themselves?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,004 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Counterbalance by punkish furball reviews
She was a perfect compliment to his personality...but she still couldn't do much to calm the usual chaos he caused. Kagome/America; Kagome/Multi.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kagome H., America
A Tomato Box Fairytale by GlassSerendipity reviews
Veneziano has had to pretend all her life to be a boy to save herself from her promiscuous relatives. When Romano comes to visit her, she unknowingly eats the forbidden fruit of the tomato box fairy's treasure. This angers the fairy and a curse falls on her, turning her into a boy, but she also took the memories of the person Italy loved the most. Germany/Italy Fem!Italy /HRE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,682 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Cold of Loneiness by Silent Phantom gal reviews
Canada comes to a conclusion. Maybe the world would be better without him, maybe where ever countries went after death was warmer then the cold loneliness that now gripped him. Rated for suicide and swearing. Used to be named Invisible
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Canada - Complete
Thirst by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
"Things were never quite the same ever since I had entered the city that day. I was no longer hunting for excitement the moment I stepped into the city. I became the hunted."Most of them see it as a disgrace to ever fall in love with those 'blood-sucking demon spawn'.-Genoa, Italy 1872
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Race Against the Dead by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
The race against time takes place in a zone full of Zombies.The Allies and the Axis must work together to stop the invasion against Zombies to save their lives and the world they know.But to do this they must get the Antidote to the main person that can help them.What happen next? Author's Note: Their more Character Romance as the story goes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
The Only One by I Am The Raptor reviews
When Lovino Vargas goes into school, he decides it'd be best to not interact or become 'friends' with anyone, and they seem to be fine with that. But, everything for Lovino changes when a certain student named Antonio is determined to be his friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Brothers United by YamiBaki reviews
For some reason. Romano is starting to look, more attractive then usual. What happens when Feliciano wants it sweet, Ludwig wants it sensual and Gilbert wants it rough? Based on Sisters United by Volcaloid!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/18/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Year of the Units by seikatsu-chan reviews
Lizzie only fills out the information to save her computer from a virus. Now she's getting Hetalia... Units? Contains Prussia, Spain, and Romano and others soon! . Rated T for swears and for future ADIPA. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Prussia, Spain
Profile Shenanigans by Shiva491 reviews
Because it was getting too long, and there is power in brevity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012
The General's Son by 9foxgrl reviews
Harry was raised as Zephyrus Armstong, son to the Ice Queen of Briggs Fort. A one shot from the Triwizard Tournament. Now a story in Ice Prince Alchemist
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Language Mashups by Dogsrule reviews
England has done it again. But this time the worlds' languages pay the price! Who can save everyone from a spell that was supposed to make scones taste good! What is the world to do! *crack fic*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Complete
A Touch of Insanity II by 9foxgrl reviews
A few years after ATI I. It's the end of the war. Featuring bets, ferraris, Death Eaters, and the Knight Bus. What insanity is going on now? Implied BZ/LL, DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sun never sets by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
If only summer could last longer. Then there wouln't be any sadness. Spain can't help but think of that downfall. Lovino offers his idea. R&R, drabbles, hints of spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Reuniting Love by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
It was just him all alone against his biggest enemy. Himself. As Antonio comes back Lovino is shocked to changes from his happy, lovable bastard. Will this change benefit both of them. Spamano. Blood, Violence, and yaoi. R&R. Don't like, don't read. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
No need to Cry by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
Winter was such a cold burden and so was life.If only there was a warm russian to protect him. Then the chinese man wouldn't mind the cold. Rochu, and fluff. R&R. Drabble...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Ducha Le El Música by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
'Feels so true miss nevermind.Get a rush from this touch.My emotions erupted, Realize that I'm stuck...'He spoke his eyes glazed the sun shining against them like emraleds.His smile getting bigger as he played getting his beloves attention. Spamano R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Tomato Fun by Bad Touch Tomato reviews
Romano's used to Spain teasing him. But what happens when one day Lovino gets back at him? Being naughty did pay off as fun. Especially with tomatoes. Spamano. R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Not a Monster by blueflower1594 reviews
A hunter named Fearo is getting tired of hunting normal animals,so he plans to hunt down something to talk about: A boy who can change into all the animals! Can the Titans protect BeastBoy from him? And will a certain demoness fall for him in the process?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,854 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Chaos at WalMart by Trisana Tennant reviews
An Alternate Universe in which the nations are teenagers going through the list of ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - America
A Touch of Insanity by 9foxgrl reviews
While listening to Draco and Hermione argue Harry comments on their repressed sexual desires and his plans to rule the world with a hamster army.Basically Harry on crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Tales Behind the Ways by iTorchic reviews
You've read '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ' but what are some of the stories behind the ways? How did Edward manage to get a stampede of cows into HQ? Who actually invented Halloween? Whatever happened to that therapist? Find out here! Rated T
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
Penguin Love by Iggycat reviews
When Arthur visits the penguin exhibit at his local zoo he is very quickly taken with the blue-eyed zookeeper there. Though the reason he keeps returning is surely the penguins... right? USUK Arthur's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Murikami High: School For Heros by Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld reviews
Beast Boy doesn't have the best education and when Mento tells him to go to school Robin decides that they all should go! Except, Beast Boy isn't as dumb as he pretends. Better than it sounds! Rob/Star, BB/Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven
KIKU HONDA User guide and manual by Shuridaru-chan reviews
Congratulations! You have successfully purchased an HONDA KIKU JAPAN Unit! In order to help you unlock your unit's full capabilities and for your safety we have provided you this manual. Reading is highly advised for safety of self and property
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Japan - Complete
Alone Times by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
America enjoys his time with the original Canada whilst the others are busy with the alternates... Crack! America x Canada, Ukraine x Fem!Canada, England x Mochi!Canada, France x Neko!Canada, Holland x Colony!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Titans Pasts: Raven's Destiny by Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld reviews
We all know that Raven's father is Trigon. But do we know that Raven actually has six brothers as well and that she and her brothers are really the seven deadly sins? Well, now you do. Disclaimer: I own nothing...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Raven - Complete
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Raven is just who Beast Boy is looking for by Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld reviews
Beast Boy is listening to what he thinks is Raven's and his theme song. He just needs to work on not thinking out loud... BB/Rae Songfic obviously. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
BB and Rae Down by Awesomeninjaruleroftheworld reviews
This is my first story so please don't kill me... it's a song fic. Beast boy has a power that he forgot about till he was shoved onto that stage, then he see's Raven in the crowd. Better than it sounds! BBRae obviously. Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
I Choose You! by Marukaite Chikyuu Doitsu reviews
CRACKFIC! you have been warned! In which a country and a human play a pokemon rip off that leads to random conversations and angry priestesses... PLOTLESS RANDOM HUMOR
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kagome H., America - Complete
The Mask by Marukaite Chikyuu Doitsu reviews
Kagome always wondered why Turkey wore that mask... she never really got a straight answer, but what she did get was much better than what she expected... Turk/Kag ONESHOT
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Kagome H., Turkey - Complete
The Wonderful World of Disney: Hetalia Style! by iTorchic reviews
In honor of my first trip to Disney, I'm putting up a disney related one-shot each day till the trip then afterwards as well! Each one-shot is based off of a Disney song! Guess which song and movie is hidden within each chapter! Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Still Alive by Marukaite Chikyuu Doitsu reviews
Kagome and Germany are close friends, but will one mistake leave only one of them still alive? Germany/Kagome, Fluffy oneshot, a request from Shirahime Jade Silverstone!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Kagome H., Germany - Complete
Dance Dance Battle by Marukaite Chikyuu Doitsu reviews
For the sake of cosplaying, she looked incredibly cute in her green maid outfit and by the power of dance he wasn't going to let that Turkish imposter get her! Austria/Hungary/slight Turkey
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just Shout Whenever by Iggycat reviews
Arthur's not pleased when he gets a phone call from Alfred at 3 in the morning telling him to catch the next plane to the US. He's even less pleased when he finds out the reason he was called over was a lie, & Alfred actually has a surprise in store. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
Grim Grinning Ghost by iTorchic reviews
Alfred wakes up to find an unlikely surprise waiting for him. Meanwhile, Arthur recieves a very disturbing and worrying phone call, promptly leading him to Alfred's apartment in DC. Who's hiding in his closet? Who killed Alfred? Rated T. 3-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Soul Swap by iTorchic reviews
Edward is having his annual assessment; Tamaki and the host club are cosplaying FMA! What happens when Tamaki and Edward accidentlly swap bodies! How will they get back! Rated T. Tama/Haru, possible Ed/Win. Ouran/FMA Crossover. Mistake put it on FMA board
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,872 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward E., Tamaki S. - Complete
Save the Last Dance for Me by RoseDragonWitch reviews
Kagome is a single mom who raised her son on her own since her husband left her. Inuyasha is a single father who cared for his daughter since his wife died. Kagome, a preschool teacher, Inuyasha, a martial arts master, will their kids bring them together?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 127,041 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
By My Side by Iggycat reviews
I'd fallen on the beaches of Normandy. I'd closed my eyes and prepared to die. I'd given up; but one person refused to give up on me. USUK WW2 oneshot Alfred's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
This Affair Is Confidential by Iggycat reviews
England is an undercover spy who prefers to work alone. America is new and quite inexperienced. A mission brings them together, but it's also the only thing that can pull them apart. USUK Spy AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Reaper's Child by iTorchic reviews
England finds himself a little different as he wakes up after a night at the bar. With a wedding ring on his hand and an unexpected change in gender, how will Arthur, or now Elizabeth, survive? Inspired by a game of Sims 3. Rated T. Fem!England. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Alice human sacrifice by Shinigami-cat reviews
Honda Kiku volunteered to read to children in the intensive care unit… Who would have thought his kind words could warp their minds?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Dang These Manuals! by Dogsrule reviews
Here's another one! But is a dogsrule version! Based off of LolliDictator's Hetalia manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles by Iggycat reviews
Valentine's Day is full of chocolate, flowers, and love. If that's the case, Alfred F. Jones should have no trouble proposing. USUK Valentine's Day fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Purrfect Company by Iggycat reviews
Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/21/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Reaper's Lullaby by iTorchic reviews
It was a song that he had never heard before, but as the bone-chilling melody wavered in the air, he couldn't help but be enchanted. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Canada - Complete
The Reaper's Lullaby by iTorchic reviews
"It was a song that she had never heard before, but as the bone-chilling melody wavered in the air, she couldn't help but be enchanted by it." AU. An FMA version of my entry for a creative writing contest I entered. I'd appreciate critiques!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Epic Counterpoints of Win by iTorchic reviews
The 'Iron Fiddler' is the hottest musician in Amestris and has come to Central and Edward, Alphonse, and Winry arrive at the same time. What's the mystery of Edward's disappearances, and why has the Iron Fiddler been kidnapped? Will Roy figure it out?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Trisana Tennant reviews
Russia decided to try his hand at magic again and while translating his spell, something gets lost, words are dropped and the wrong thing happens. He turns all the Nations into LOLcats.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Russia, America
The Perfect Present by Iggycat reviews
Arthur has waited 25 days for Christmas. Now Alfred's here. Now he's happy. Now he's in for a surprise. This is the sequel to my story "The Advent Calendar." Again, it's pretty much exploding with USUK fluff, so do enjoy! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Beauty and the Half Demon by RoseDragonWitch reviews
A bored, young peasant girl who seeks for a purpose in life and a cursed, young half demon that writhes in physical and emotional agony. His servants have become prisoners in their own home. A dark curse is at work that only the power of love can break.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,970 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Driving Me to Insanity by iTorchic reviews
Edward turned 16 and Hughes begins teaching him how to drive whenever the brothers are in town. However when Hughes is murdered, who will teach the imfamous Elric now? Roy Mustang just entered hell, that's for sure. Threeshot. Rated T. NOT YAOI! Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Kiku's Party by Yousha reviews
When the Nations, The Detective Boy's, And Mouri Kogoro are invited to Kiku's house for a party no ones expecting a case! Pairings GerIta, RusCan, UsUk, Spamano, and Conan x Ai! on hitas until i can make up a new plot line.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/3/2010 - M. Sera, N. Italy
The Advent Calendar by Iggycat reviews
America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/26/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It had Been a Long Time Since He had Cried by iTorchic reviews
"It had been a long time since he had last cried. Sure, there were dozens of times that he could have cried, but he chose not to. Crying blinded the weary and he just couldn't afford it." Poem. Rated K.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Shindig by Trisana Tennant
A sequel to 'One of those Stories'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
One of those stories by Trisana Tennant reviews
This must be one of those stories where the protagonist and the antagonist fall in love instead of trying to kill each other. Cold War AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Mochi? OH! by Starved Crazed Weasel reviews
we've all seen the so called innocent white mushballs, well what if they weren't as innocent as they seem and what if they were very good at military maneuvers and outsmarting the humans they're modeled after? Well why don't you find out! lots of pairing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Good Advice by Iggycat reviews
Arthur is editor in chief of the school paper, but he's also the anonymous advice columnist. Strangely enough, someone special is looking for advice. USUK Gakuen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
101 ways to get FMA characters mad by Cosmic Alchemist reviews
Based off of iTorchic's 333 and more ways to get kicked out of HQ comes 101 ways to get FMA characters mad.First chapter mixed people and the rest will change people like Mustang Ed Al Riza the Humunculis Winry and other great characters Submit ideas thnx
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2010
My Literature Class by Trisana Tennant reviews
"You are studying World Literature your 12 grade year." High school AU; focuses on the second semester of everybody's senior English class.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Shape Shifters by Trisana Tennant reviews
One day, Arthur finds several nations capable of shape shifting. The effect snowballed from there. Pretty soon, all were capable of it, and of the magic it took to do it. May add more if requested.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - England/Britain
Showdown by Trisana Tennant reviews
In another reality, born the moment two nations got together, two women, Belarus and fem!Canada headed for a showdown. When the smoke of battle clears, who will be left standing?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Canada - Complete
Requiem of Lost Souls by iTorchic reviews
Lieutenant General Roy Mustang is starting his new task of restoring Ishval and he finds that a simple lullaby with have the past coming back to haunt him. But will the company of a little girl cause it to become all too real? Post-Promised Day. Rated K
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Falling into Myself: Behind the Scenes! by iTorchic reviews
It's time to ask your favorite characters from FMA, or me, some questions or even give us a dare or two! I accept all reviews and all of us are ready to awnser ANY question! It can either be about the story or anything in general! Rated T.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,669 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Gate of Promises by iTorchic reviews
Ed has been acting strange and Roy and Alphonse decide to team up to find out what is going on. Will they regret what they find? NON-YAOI. Slight AU. Character Death. Rated T. This is just a random idea from my little black book of story plots!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
333 ways to get someone punished by DutchCherry12 reviews
the title is to long so here is the full one '333 ways to get someone punished for something they didn't do! Inspiration came from 333 ways and more to get kicked out of HQ by iTrochic.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
The Bet by iTorchic reviews
Flame Bets. They're well known across the country and starts in well known Colonel roy Mustang's office. Come see some of the chaos as the bets unfold! The new bet: Riza Hawkeye can't last a week in a miniskirt. Semi-crack. Rated T. Chaos shall ensue! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
An Unbreakable Promise by iTorchic reviews
When one of his most valuable subordinates gets killed, Roy Mustang finds a way to move on. However when he's in danger without back-up, something mysterious seems to save him everytime. Now he's Furer and a familiar face comes to say goodbye. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Falling into Myself by iTorchic reviews
This takes place during the last episode. When Edward dies, he becomes part of the gate to get his brother's body back, but when he gets out, he ends up in an anime convention in 2009! Rated T. pairings are involved. Completed, please read sequel as well!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 100,565 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Too Late by blueflower1594 reviews
Rage really takes over Raven when she tells BeastBoy she wants him to die. Will her horrible wish come true?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Love to Transcend Time by RoseDragonWitch reviews
After the death of Naraku, the Inuyasha gang have changed and grown. They have new memories and look forward to a brighter future. Want to know what happened? See what's been happening since then!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Guten Natch, Mein Bruder by albino pocky reviews
The Berlin Wall has finally come down and the German bothers are reunited. But something just isn't right.....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Truth Behind the Lies by InnerChildRulez reviews
AU When Kagome’s cousin Kikyo is murdered, the Higurashi family moves back to the Shrine in Tokyo. The one accused of murdering Kikyou is none other than the hanyou Inuyasha who swears he did not do it. The real murderer is still out there and now his eye
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
I Will Return by agent000 reviews
Roy frowned at his son. Where had he learned about alchemy? All he would say was that his friend 'Edward' had taught him, but Edward Elric had been missing for years.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Sealed Garden by Maru Maru reviews
Upon moving into a new house, Inuyasha finds a large enclosed garden. Legend speaks of the spirit of a heart broken miko that haunts it. What happens when curiousity wins over, and he becomes the first to see what's inside? [InuKag]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,243 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 5/3/2004
His Ears by Maru Maru reviews
{oneshot} Why doesn't Inuyasha let anyone touch his ears?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
Glomping 101 by Shimegami-chan reviews
[One-shot] A step-by-step introduction to glomping and glomping tactics found commonly in anime. Don't know what a Glomp is? Read on!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2001 - Complete
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Servant of Evil (RussiaxBelarus)
Russia is Belarus's older brother, but when the kingdom rebels, which one gets to leave? Human names. WARNING: Character death TIMES TWO!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Belarus, Russia, Prussia
Cursed Hungary reviews
Hungary is an adventurer who has recently been cursed. This is the record of her quest for the cure... but can she beat Appolyon in time to save herself?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Hungary
Switch the Twins
When the Ireland twins wake up one morning, they notice a few little things that confuse them; a heavier left side of the face, being surrounded by hair, stuff like that. But why is that? They've been switched, of course!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013
Magic Academy reviews
Kiku Honda was your average scholarship student until she discovered that her dorm room held an enormous secret. Follow her adventures with Yao, Alfred, and three mysterious young girls that happen to be dead girls' doubles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Japan, China, America
Song Oneshots reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots that I'm doing to stimulate my writer's creativity. If you have a song request, leave a review saying which song and for what pairing and/or individual nation and/or group of nations. I do yaoi, yuri, straight, and just about anything else. Feel free to adopt any of the ideas if they appeal to you!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013
Myths
In Ireland, there is a mythical girl who drowns all who come near her. But is it more than just a coincidence that England's oldest friend, Northern Ireland, matches her description exactly?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - England/Britain
Memories
Most think that there are just two Italies; North Italy and South Italy. However... those guys are wrong. After all, who would represent the Aeolian Islands?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,943 - Published: 6/12/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Switch
Have you ever wondered what Ireland's 2p! version was like? Well, guess what: You already met her. But you never met the real Ireland before. Confusing, ne?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 797 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013
Don't Stray reviews
After China returns from the Fields, he spends three weeks worrying. But at a World Meeting, something goes wrong and China must go out alone to try and save one of his best friends. But will he make it in time?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - China
Prussia's Journal reviews
When a new Nation enters the scene, Prussia falls big-time. This is the journal he keeps for the new feeling of hers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Prussia
Mein Attempt at a Story reviews
A world meeting gone awry has ended up with our heroes fleeing from a mysterious country.Who is the mysterious woman after them,and why?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - China, Japan
Family Matters reviews
Ireland works as a therapist for the Nations if they need mental help. She is dragged into work every day. Guess why? Spain is a bartender in one of Germany's bars. He helps Ireland forget many of her problems for a while after her work sessions. Wonder how? After a particularly tough session, Ireland gets drunk. Probable hilarity ensues. Read for most of the details.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Spain, France, South Korea
England's Mad Dream
Title and prologue explains. Sorry if it sucks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 522 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013
Spellwork Alchemy reviews
When England tries to save the Nations at a World Meeting, the Nations all end up in Amestris! I may mess stuff up as I have not seen Fullmetal in a while, so please correct me as you see fit.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/30/2013
National Talent Show
The Nations hold a talent show, but when one little girl persuades the girls to do something different, things get deadly. Rated T for cannibalism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Complete
Where We Never Go reviews
When China takes a walk and isn't paying attention, he stumbles across a place of legend. But there, he learns a few things that he'd really rather forget... And if he does leave, will he be the same China?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - China - Complete
Lizard Men reviews
Yano-AKA,my brother whose name is TOTALLY not really Yano-convinced me to make this.HOW,I have NO CLUE.Anyways.Shitty-ass fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2013 - America, Japan - Complete
Dark and dead and miserable reviews
A note left by a beaten little Nation called Ireland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Finland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark - Complete
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