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Author has written 89 stories for Valdemar universe, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Silmarillion, Misfile, A song of Ice and Fire, and Game of Thrones.

About 50 y/o bloke from Warsaw, Poland. Married, with child.


Order of Valdemar-verse Fruela series - Fruela, Suddenly there was a sob, Tutoring for court.

R&R can go anywhere. I think Runtherd should be read after Fruela.


I strive for my fics to be relatively canon compliant, consistent with the setting's geography and to be reasonably plausible. Unless it's a crack!fic!.

My fics have a tendency for the sarcastic and cynical, so be warned. I do get sappy on occasion too, though :)

I grant open license to ripp off my stuff or write stories based on my AUs or with my OCs. Or to continue those I had abandoned. Just tip me off so that I may read those stories. But not for sale! Good luck selling my drivel, BTW.

More verbose version of the above, nicked off Scribblesinink's profile and adapted:

Transformative Works Policy
All my stories can be used for further transformative work, including, but not limited to: translations, podfic, remixes, sequels, meta, reviews, and commentaries, under the following conditions: that the resulting work will be released under a similar policy and for non-commercial purposes only, and that the original work is and remains attributed to Queefqueen.

In other words: you don't have to ask in advance, but please do give me credit for what I've written or for the idea itself. I'd also appreciate a link to the resulting work(s).


PJ's Hobbit trilogy is shit

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Kill the Boy by MovinTarget666 reviews
Bran is experimenting still with the abilities that he gained as the Three Eyed Raven. Recalling what had happened with Hodor, he attempts to do it again, but in the opposite direction. He succeeds, though not as cleanly as he would have liked
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,198 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 23h - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Jon S., Ygritte] Tyrion L., Eddard S.
The Coming of Snow by EddTheDolorous reviews
Westeros is shrouded in darkness. Death and destruction cover the land. This story tells the fanmade culmination of this story. Who lives? Who dies? Find out as the story goes.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 5/14 - Daenerys T./Dany, Stannis B., Bran S., Samwell T.
Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 306,028 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
Dragons of Ice and Fire by serpentguy reviews
There are things hidden in the far north, secrets buried under ice. Jon Snow faces the white walkers early, and stumbles upon a power that could change the world. It forges a new path for him and everyone around him - and a new journey south, a journey as a dragon. The world begins to change - with steel and snow, fire and blood...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 391,566 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Jon S.
The Angry Boy by Tantris reviews
Heralds are not perfect human beings. They are people with flaws and failings like all of us. They have their gifts but they must also have courage and determination in order that their flaws may be turned to facets of what makes them Heralds. They may not do Great Things, but they may rise to greatness by what they do. As always, the Valdemar Universe belongs to Mercedes Lackey.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 74 - Words: 249,818 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/30/2014
Tower of Madness by schak reviews
This was no tower of joy, but madness. My take on what happened in the tower in the middle of the Red Mountains from the view of a midwife that was there.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8 - Eddard S./Ned, Lyanna S., Arthur D., Gerold H.
Of Extras and Unexpected Consequences by stickdonkey reviews
My take on the 10th walker idea which delves into the consequences such an addition would have on the story-line and how those consequences might compound to cause cataclysmic changes to the fate of the world. Especially when she is making changes both actively and inactively and working from the wrong version of how events took place. Not a legomance! AU bookverse. Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 165,562 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - [OC, Boromir] Legolas, Gimli
Coastal Manoeuvres by Second Star On The Left reviews
Stannis returns home from the Greyjoy Rebellion with a bride-to-be, who in years to come may turn the tide in his favour. For her part, Asha behaves. More or less.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2 - [Asha G., Stannis B.] - Complete
The Things I do for Love by The Sithspawn reviews
The horror of Westeros left its mark on Jamie Lannister. But what would he do if he could go back and do things differently. One shot.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/25 - Complete
Stolen Heir by kaotic312 reviews
Who is Kili's father? Kili doesn't know. Thorin doesn't know. Dis knows, but she's not telling. What does he do when he finds out she left him while carrying his son? Alternative ending to BOFA. Overprotective dwarves. Overprotective families. Thorin, Fili and Kili live. Hurt/Comfort. Angst with a Happy Ending. Eventual Kili/Tauriel.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 74 - Words: 529,520 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/27/2014
The Golden and the Black by alystraea reviews
Maeglin the traitor. Lusted for his golden-haired cousin, betrayed a secret kingdom, died a villain's death, and will surely languish in the Halls of the Dead for all eternity... But wait. It's been 6000 years, and Námo does something unheard of. Maeglin awakens in Middle Earth. There's a valley of elves. And a golden-haired balrog slayer. And Maeglin is now... an elfmaid.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 326,677 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Galadriel, Maeglin - Complete
It's A Long, Long Way by Amateur Bacon Cook reviews
A rogue stick grenade blasts 2nd Lieutenant Ernest Thornhill and Sergeant Bertie Davies far from the Battle of the Somme. It would be a welcome break from the mud, if they could communicate with the locals...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,173 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/23/2015 - OC
Splint by helenamarkos reviews
An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 399,105 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Orc, Human
Wearing Robert's Crown by drakensis reviews
The Robert Baratheon who takes the crown in AC 283 is not the man who they expected, nor will he be the king they looked for. Through the eyes of others as the Seven Kingdoms seeks an new balance of power under a new dynasty. (SI).
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 186,281 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Eddard S./Ned, Stannis B., Tywin L., Jon A.
The Line of Durin by kaotic312 reviews
Following the BOFA. Certain tombs are empty and new lives have to be forged. Kiliel. Rating changed.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 210,904 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel
Oh, Bugger Me Sideways by PsyckoSama reviews
In all those SIs where people are dumped into Westeros, they always lament about how bad they've got it. Well, they don't got shit. It could be much worse. They could have been dumped into the body of Lyanna Stark. Broken, bloodied, genderbent, with a new born bastard, and enough emotional baggage to fill a airport...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016
Ned's Return by Van der Ay reviews
Ned gets sent back to before it all came crashing down... Or, an exploration of what could have been.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Eddard S.
Smooth Operator by annafan reviews
Ah, fanon tropes, gotta love 'em. Boromir the misogynist. Boromir the womaniser. Boromir the naive ingenue just waiting for a 21st century 10th walker to show him the delights love has to offer. So what was the real Boromir like? Crackfic? As if I would! (Author assumes slightly offended, innocent expression).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Boromir, Faramir
A Different Course of Action by Dovah-wolfbear64 reviews
(Canon divergent AU. No Others/White Walkers. Some characters OOC) Jon Snow does not take the black after being selected as a steward, so leaves the Wall. Robb meanwhile marches past the Twins to engage Tywin Lannister head on, thus ignoring the Freys. How will the game of thrones go with this different course of action? [ON HIATUS, READ PROFILE FOR MORE INFO]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 216,793 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 3/5/2016
Fortune Presents Gifts Not According to the Book by acegallifreya reviews
Fill for the following prompt at the Hobbit kinkmeme at LJ: "Fem!Gimli has no idea she's pregnant until she goes into labor. They are still traveling about Middle Earth together and the only competent help nearby is a few miles away in Imladris"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Legolas, Gimli] Elrond, Thranduil
The Shadow of the Mountains by the-small-print-UTT2 reviews
Dunland. The rain-soaked foothills of the Misty mountains are home to a proud, disparate and warlike people. Butchered and driven out of their ancestral lands, it would take little to stir the many tribes into open war with the Free peoples. In such a time, the cost of dissent might be everything. OC stories spanning several years and filling in the gaps about Rohan's oldest foes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,499 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Halbarad, Uruk-hai - Complete
Mrs Ferny by Be3 reviews
Face it, girls, there's not much you can do if you fall into Middle Earth all alone and helpless. Rated for language, themes, and a couple swearwords. Character death in the final chapter. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 6/1/2014 - OC - Complete
The Biggest Lie by jean d'arc reviews
Before going to the Wall, Jon learns the true identity of his parents (Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen). How does this affect the Stark family? How do Jon, Cat and Ned react to this revelation? Some truths are maybe better left unsaid. ... June 2016: alternate ending!
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,406 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Jon S., Eddard S., Catelyn S. - Complete
To Go Home by PickleDillo reviews
Being dropped into a pre-industrial world seems to have more downfalls than perks for Maggie. Even so, she's managed to find a home with hobbits and finds a definition of love that she thought she knew, all in the form of one baby hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins. [Re-telling, Realism, Set 50 years prior to The Lonely Mountain]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,383 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, OC
In search of a Queen by Doodlewolf reviews
Thorin had never intended to take a wife or have children of his own, but hidden danger within Erebor means he must produce heirs to remain King under the Mountain - to do so he must first find a Queen! And candidates are in no short supply! ThorinxOC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,129 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Thorin, OC
Taking Care of You (Is Not Easy to Do) by Aate reviews
Dain misunderstands Thorin's order to "take care of Bilbo Baggins" and tries to execute Bilbo. Bilbo manages to escape and runs for his life, unaware that the dwarves after him are trying to apologize to him, not kill him.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,876 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Arrow by My blue rose reviews
A woman of the Breelands gives shelter to two Rangers against her better judgment, but one is gravely injured and may not last the night. An Aragorn and Halbarad story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Aragorn, Halbarad
Of Archery and Stuff by Draken XIII reviews
Imagine being transported into Middle Earth only to end up in an unfashionable backwater... and with a World War Two fighter pilot for company. Just how do you fit into the bigger picture? Do you fit in at all?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,944 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Galadriel, OC
Of Paws and Hands by drizzleandflames reviews
"A man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf." G.R.R. Martin /In a twist of fate, the dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf make an extraordinary acquaintance along their journey to Erebor. Intrigued by the power and the mystery of a legendary creature in need of help, they decide to add yet another member to their company./ Slight AU, Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 349,344 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli, OC - Complete
Leading by Example by Ani-maniac494 reviews
Erebor's new - and unconventional - King proves problematic for one concerned Dwarf mother. A short AU in which Kili alone survived the Battle of the Five Armies. Movieverse. Implied Kili/Tauriel.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2016 - [Kíli, Tauriel] OC - Complete
Before the Last Battle by Certh reviews
*previously titled Alfirin* *canonically aligned* Part I of the Moments In Time series. The Guarded City is in the clutches of war, yet not all stories unfold on a battlefield.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,265 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Peregrin T., Faramir, Eothain, Human - Complete
A Knight's Watch by DolorousEdditor reviews
Jon Snow is forbidden to take the black by his father. Instead he sent to squire for a famous knight, beginning a long arduous journey that causes him to cross paths which characters he never would have. Along the way he learns truths long hidden and discovers love in the most unlikely of places. All of this in the shadow of the War of Five Kings and the coming of the Others.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 677,524 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Arya S., Jon S., Sansa S., Bran S. - Complete
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 255,903 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
I Find No Peace by ZdenkaWaldner reviews
After the end of the War of Wrath, Feredwen, a follower of the sons of Fëanor, decides not to return to the Blessed Realm. (Gen. Reference to canonical character death; biased viewpoint character; internal monologue. Follows "The Messengers of Celegorm" and "Paths of Exile".)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2015 - OC - Complete
Tainted Love by Immael reviews
"High chiselled cheek bones, startling blue eyes, hair like spun mithril, white-gold beneath the midday sun. But the allure hid only the underlying cruelty, of this she was certain..." In the midst of battle, Legolas is saved from almost certain death by a beautiful, mysterious Elleth. But why does she seem to hate him so? And can he melt her icy heart? Rating may change.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,289 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Legolas, OC, Thranduil
Interlaced (A Kiliel alternate Story) by Faerietopia reviews
After watching "The Hobbit, Desolation of Smaug", I fell in love with the whole Kili Tauriel pairing. The movie ends after Tauriel heals Kili, and the dragon Smaug decides to pay a visit to Lake Town. So I made an alternate story, taking over from that end point. I take absolutely no credit for the creation of characters, as they were made by JRR Tolkien and Peter Jackson. Enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,812 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Kíli, Tauriel] Thorin, Fíli - Complete
After Life by Corinder reviews
Wendy, after having somehow managed to NOT screw up Middle Earth in the LOTR world, surviving being a mummy, and surviving love... is back. Finding herself in Bree with someone who she's been avoiding, stuck without a guidebook or any clue as to what she's supposed to do, Wendy is once again here to mess things up... and somehow survive. This ain't going to be a picnic.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,718 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Boromir, Thorin, Galadriel, Gandalf
The Duel by Aiur reviews
The duel between Robb and Joffrey goes differently than anyone predicts. An exploration of the large changes one small decision can make.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Robb S., Joffrey B. - Complete
The Face That Launched A Thousand Fics by Lasgalendil reviews
Bill Amend said it best: Orlando Bloom has ruined everything. A humorous, ranting essay on Peter Jackson destroying the character of the Fellowship's only Elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
The Honour of Dwarves by Doc M reviews
AU (books x first 2 films – 3rd film disappointing hatchet-job/whitewash). Post-Battle of 5 Armies, Dís supports her brother, King Thorin, in his longer battle to recover his health and the Arkenstone and secure their kingdom. 10: Bilbo faces his punishment, and Gandalf learns that it's not a good idea to annoy 2 Durins… (Now edited: with added Hobbit crassness.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Dís, Thorin, Bilbo B., Gandalf
The love of a dwarf by Queen of Adrian reviews
There is nothing wrong with writing 'A girl falls into Middle Earth' stories, as long as your character isn't what is known as a 'Mary Sue.' This is a parody. Do not take this seriously. I am purposefully making a very cliché young lady, as the protagonist.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015
The Long Way Home by Glasschmetterling reviews
Boromir is near dead as he is floating down the Falls of Rauros, but is found by a Ranger of the North, who, with the aid of Elven remedies, tries to cure him from his near fatal wounds, not knowing the load of guilt and debt he has incurred as he tried to take the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,925 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Boromir - Complete
Take it From Me by Booshea831 reviews
Based on one of the final scenes in Battle of the Five Armies. This is what I thought should have happened, not because I dislike Tauriel, but because idk, I thought it'd be fitting.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2015
All Who Wander by Spiritus Scriptor reviews
Bridget Davis is the very definition of average. Nothing out of the ordinary ever happens to this girl...Until she finds herself stuck in Middle-Earth with more problems than just thirteen dwarves, a wizard, and a hobbit to contend with. No. She can't even communicate with them, and the results nearly frighten her to death.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,614 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 10/7/2013
Greenmantle by Meddwl reviews
AU. When Legolas joins Celebrian's train on that fateful journey from Lorien to Imladris her fate is changed and so is the prince's. Now that someone who should have lived has paid the price, his friends slowly lose hope. But the will of the Valar is mysterious and Legolas' story has not run its full course. Written for Teitho "Raiment" challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil, Celebrian - Complete
Nawet królowa by Yuri-onna-pl reviews
Eowina zabiera Arwenę w swoje sekretne miejsce.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - Polish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Arwen U., Eowyn - Complete
No Secrets Between Us by Mirime ceea reviews
Faramir loves Eowyn, but wants to know why she seems scared of his touch. When he finally learns the truth, how can he prove he still loves her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,795 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Son Of Rhudaur by Ianeth reviews
The decline and fall of the smallest of the Dunedain kingdoms of Arnor, as described in the memoirs of a soldier and descendant of minor nobility. Inspired by the descriptions of the gloomy ruins overlooking the East Road that Bilbo and Frodo passed on their way to Rivendell. My first fanfic (which has grown in the telling...), I hope you enjoy reading as much as I have writing it.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 108 - Words: 184,851 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Witch-King - Complete
No Sacrifice by Pericula Ludus reviews
Dís learns of her sons' deaths in battle. She is the last direct descendent of Durin, but her cousin Dáin rules in Erebor. Dís has no time to grieve, as the succession is being decided. Dwalin supports her, but the battle has left him deeply scarred and soon Dís starts to question his loyalty. She does what is best for her people. Her sons deaths have not been in vain.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,910 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Dís, Dwalin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Ballad of Durin's Sons by Silver pup reviews
One-shot — Dáin refuses the throne of Erebor. Balin faces the uncomfortable reality of becoming ruler of a broken kingdom that was never meant to be his.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Balin, Thorin - Complete
The Dark Companion by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
Cierre, Ranger of Faerûn, is transported to Middle Earth and meets Aragorn at Amon Hen. She wins a place in the Fellowship and tries to help; unfortunately she's a Drow and her black skin inspires fear and hatred in everyone they meet.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 135,738 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011
The will of the Old Took by Chiara Cadrich reviews
Hobbits' wills intimately mixed legacy of property, transmission of lore or family history, and making wishes for the future. They were as much spiritual as patrimony legacies... But they were also opportunities to settle very old scores...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Complete
Flower of Ice and Steel by annafan reviews
"When I first looked on her and perceived her unhappiness, it seemed to me that I saw a white flower standing straight and proud, shapely as a lily, and yet knew that it was hard, as if wrought by elf-wrights out of steel. Or was it, maybe, a frost that had turned its sap to ice, and so it stood, bitter-sweet, still fair to see, but stricken, soon to fall and die?" (JRR Tolkien)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 153,924 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Nothing Can Harm You by Neocolai reviews
Kili was little more than a child when he was captured during a Goblin raid, and Fili believes his brother is dead. Yet in the darkness of the Goblin Caverns hope is born, and one who was thought to be lost is returned. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 200,984 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Grass on the Other Side by Martinet Atom reviews
All in all Bilbo's quite satisfied with his adventure. He's alive, his friends are alive, the dragon and a whole bunch of orcs are fertilizer. It could definitely have ended worse. If only female!Bilbo didn't have it so much better, the lucky cheat.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
The Elf Under the Mountain by Moonstonez reviews
An elf that is outcast from her own people, the last of the House of Fëanor, is given sanctuary in Erebor until Smaug claims the kingdom. Gandalf enlists her and Bilbo to help Thorin Oakenshield reclaim Erebor. She falls in love with the dwarf Prince Fili and changes the fate of Durin's line and that of the Dwarf-lords of Middle Earth forever. - Fili/OC - -Kili/OC- (subplot)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 345,257 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
The Blackbird and the Bowman by Rianiel reviews
He is a proud, hard-working father of three. She is a snobbish, widowed recluse living off her husband's riches. A series of unfortunate events unfold when their paths cross, but in the end they know they truly needed one another to survive – however stubborn they both may be. Bard/OC. STORY BEING CONTINUED.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,820 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Bard
Not All That is Elven is Light by literalmind reviews
A young Elven border guard stumbles upon an Orc that acts strangely. Is it possible that an Orc can be good? Rated T just in case. [ON HIATUS: main story is finished for now, but drabbles are possibly in the future...]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,945 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Haldir, Orc, Elf, OC
Revenge Served Hot by CatLady4 reviews
A retelling of 'The Long Drop' by Borys68. Margaret arrives in Middle Earth with great expectations. What she ends up with is beyond comprehension. A tale of downfall and revenge. WARNING: This is not a very nice story but if you like things twisted, it may be for you.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Complete
A Rose Among the Briars by Mercury Gray reviews
Pressured by his father into a marriage of convenience, Boromir of Gondor is forced to reconsider his views on married life and women in general while his intended tries to come to terms with her own dilemmas. AU Boro/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 266,514 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Boromir - Complete
Valiant by EverleighBain reviews
The children of the Rangers of the North learn early the duty that so often keeps their fathers away, and their own roles as part of a scattered, diminishing people. But for one wilful daughter, it will take trial and devastation before she finds her place among the Dúnedain, and comes to understand the fealty that binds her father to an uncertain fate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,385 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Aragorn, Elrohir, Halbarad
A Very Tasty Dinner by CatLady4 reviews
Gollum savors the afterglow of a nice dinner.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Complete
Temptasyon by Kirachi reviews
Raised by Orcs for their own cruel means a young woman is rescued and brought to Edoras, where she is put into the service of Éomer King. Dark tones and content. Éomer/OC Angst/Drama/Romance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,728 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Eomer
To Look Beyond the Mask (Part 1- Part 2 is posted :) by tweetzone86 reviews
"Your people had their home stolen and their people killed. They were forced to wander starving in exile, reduced to blacksmiths. They were rejected by elves and scorned by men. Now your uncle tries to reclaim your homeland and seek justice for the wrongs committed against your people. I don't care if you are elves, hobbits, humans, or dwarves. I WILL not stand for injustice."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 110 - Words: 339,953 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Kíli, Fíli, Thorin, OC - Complete
Erebor's Heir by kaotic312 reviews
Following the BoFA and the loss of Durin's Line, things don't improve much. Until Dain finds new treasure in Thranduil's court unexpectedly. Oh the angst. Dain/canon spouse, Thranduil, Legolas, Thorin Stonehelm. References to past Kili/Tauriel. Happy ending if you squint, but definitely a hopeful ending for the future. I'll admit that I cried. Rated T for themes.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
Gray Eyes, White Tower by Finduilas88 reviews
Boromir lived through the battle at Amon Hen—barely. How will his survival affect the course of the war, and what will he do with his second chance at life?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,002 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/18/2011 - [Boromir, OC] Faramir
Alchemist by Cyricist001 reviews
Westeros gets two uninvited guests from Faerun.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Complete
Smaug's Silent Sister by UnforgivingWolf reviews
Did you know that Smaug had a big sister? Or that there was a Dragon that was scared of gold? Well this dragon is one and the same. Kyba the Silent is what they call her. She is the late Smaug's big sister. Because of a birth defect she was born without wings, and was shunned for it. She has been hiding since her now dead siblings learned to fly. Now awake after decades of sleep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, OC
Jenyfer the Pretty Orc by Solo-Lizard reviews
Jenyfer the Pretty Orc and Legolas the sexy elf prince are in love. But how can an orc and an elf be together, even if she is stunningly gorgeous and curvaceous? Read and find out! TOTES NOT A MARY-SUE I SWEAR NO H8ERZ PLS JENYFER IS MY OC DO NOT STEAL (I'm not freaking sorry)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Legolas, OC] Sauron - Complete
An Elf, A Man, and A Dwarf by Lasgalendil reviews
Wherein the reader finds out exactly what business each has in the Riddermark. Crackfic, Oneshot. Oblivious Legomance. M for obvious reasons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Eowyn - Complete
Adventures of a Tenth Roadie by annafan reviews
We're all familiar with the tenth walker story, in which a teenager from our world (usually with suitably angsty back story) falls into Middle Earth. But what of the reverse? What happens when a teenager from Middle Earth falls into our world? What sort of quest awaits her? Who will be the other half of her OTP? Another Tommy Ginger/Annafan collaboration. 100% pure crack fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2014
An Easterlings Journal by Pioneer8462 reviews
A short story in the form of an easterling captains journal as his Warband fights against a warband of goblins
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2014
What will become of the Boy? by Neferit reviews
If there was a sentence, string of words, that Kili hated with passion, it was the sentence: "What will become of the boy?", muttered by his mother, by his uncle, by his father, by his teachers, by his own brother. Genderswap, Fem!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Complete
Wild Child by Zoop reviews
Uruk survivor of Helm's Deep encounters an orphaned Rohirrim woman who's grown up in Fangorn Forest. Told in short drabbles. Rated for rather explicit explorations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Treebeard, Uruk-hai, Human
Beauty Weeps the Brave by Laora reviews
None of the dwarves understand why bouquets of flowers adorn these tombs in the catacombs of Erebor. But then, none of them ever really understood Bilbo Baggins, either.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Balin - Complete
Thorin & Thera by Jollytr reviews
In the years between The Battle of Azanulbizar and settling in the Blue Mountains Thorin is both charged with and blessed by heavy burdens. Prompt fill: "I want to see a fic of thorin taking care of a sick female baby mortal (or child). You know like a fever. I just think it would be so adorable for Thorin to take on the role of a Father"
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Thorin, Dwalin, OC - Complete
The Reluctant Burglar by CatLady4 reviews
Elmyra wanted a nice, relaxing vacation. After a pleasant week in the Shire, she was supposed to go home. However, Thorin and Balin were worried that Bilbo Baggins might not make a very good burglar. They decided that Elmyra just might be the extra burglar they needed whether she wanted to be one or not.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 164,312 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [OC, Thorin] Balin - Complete
There by annafan reviews
"The war has cost Rohan two kings and one prince – I only ask for one steward in return." AU – Éomer fell at the Black Gate and Éowyn is now Queen of Rohan. To avoid her nobles manoeuvring her into marrying one of their own who would then become the power behind the throne, Éowyn proposes to Faramir instead. What happens when he arrives in Edoras? Sequel to Borys68's Kiss Me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Eowyn, Faramir
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Survival by Silverythm reviews
Experimental plot bunny. Scarlet is a career tribute for this year's Hunger Games. Something went wrong on her way to the Arena. Is she ready for this? Starts a some time before the fellowship is formed. Note: it's not under crossovers because nothing much happens w the Hunger Games universe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,472 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 11/26/2012
Acts of Heresy: A Story in Six Parts by VJ Riddle reviews
A Herald and a Sunpriest walked into a stable, and emerged unscathed, ten months ago. Firestarter Kir Dinesh receives a letter, asking him a deceptively simple question. How does he feel about a spot of treasonous heresy? He tells himself he's just going to see what's going on, but the moment he didn't burn the letter to ash the question was answered. 3rd in Friends Across Borders.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Complete
Innocence Need Not Apply by Guardian54 reviews
This is what happens when I believe that Miho cannot possibly turn out that innocent with the iron fist of a family she had to grow up in. A darker, more hateful Miho hates Tankery and anything to do with it but if pressed, wants to win at any cost short of her subordinates' health. Rated M cause extreme gore in first Chapter (premonition dream gone very wrong).
Girls und Panzer/ガールズ&パンツァー - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,284 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Hana I., Miho N., Saori T., Yukari A.
Tactics of Persuasion by Reptile Princess reviews
Three times Kili attempted to bribe, woo, and trick Tauriel into letting him out of his cell. And the one time he nearly succeeded.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
Thorin Discovers The Truth by Lillianpost reviews
"What do you mean we're a 'thing?" Thorin asked one night around the fire. Bilbo turned as red as the beets in his garden as he tried to explain. "Yes, um, well, it's because of the hug, you see," he said fiddling with the buttons on his weskit. "Because you hugged me on the mountain, people are seeing that as, uh, well, um, proof that you and me are, ah, um, a …thing."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Ashes To Ashes by liesmyth reviews
Wherein Aerys does manage to burn King's Landing to the ground. Everything else follows. [TO BE CONTINUED]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Eddard S./Ned - Complete
Will You Marry Me? by constellation way reviews
Deep in the mines of Moria, by the side of a dead dwarf, Merry finds a letter addressed to a Jerelee. After the War of the Ring, he shows it to Gandalf, and he and Pippin set out to visit an old woman in the city of Dale to deliver a letter that should have been sent long ago. Companionfic to 'An Unexpected Companion', but not necessary to read that to understand this. Oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [OC, Ori] - Complete
Mary Susan by Lucillia reviews
The Fellowship encounter a young maiden who is wandering alone. This maiden then promptly latches onto Legolas, much to the amusement of his companions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Legolas
Kili's Promise by idrylla reviews
Kili promised his brother he would always be with him. But Kili dies, leaving Fili alone and king of Erebor. However, Fili finds that his brother found a most unexpected way to keep his promise. The birth of his brother's child would change Fili's life forever and for the better.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,493 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Fíli, Tauriel - Complete
Tears of Blood by LadyDunla reviews
The Battle of the Five Armies, as seen by some of its participants. Not all heroes are named in the stories and songs, but that doesn't mean they weren't there.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Complete
Emissary of the Mark by Soledad reviews
Aka 'How Elfhelm Went to Rhun, Saved the Day and Got the Girl'. A pre LOTR adventure, featuring Rohirrim, mostly. Story complete. My thanks to Lady Masterblott, Larner and Borys for the beta reading.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,931 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Aragorn, Theodred, OC - Complete
Of Elven Men and Mortal Women by Alassea Telrunya reviews
Have you ever wondered why male elf/female human couples are not as common as female elf/male human couples? Read here to get an idea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Complete
Unknown Soldier by Zoop reviews
NaNoWriMo 2012 Winner! Summary: A lone Uruk survives the encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring at Amon Hen. Stricken with amnesia from a brutal blow to the head, he has no idea where he is, who he is, or WHAT he is. And then he meets a little Rohirrim girl... COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,601 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Fire Bonds by teri2k reviews
A Ranger's daughter fleeing pressure to marry meets a Silvan elf related to Legolas when she journeys to live with relatives in Breeland. Filled with everyday life, during the War of the Ring, in Tolkien's books' world. Rated M to be cautious. Please review! OFC/OMC main characters, Romance. Canon characters mentioned in the character search appear as minor characters only.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Gandalf, Boromir, Galadriel, Thranduil - Complete
The Scoop on the Rings by F Le Rulz reviews
A young reporter gets lost while trying to locate a crime scene, and finds herself interfering with an orc attack. How will she cope with suddenly being in a medieval world that's facing an oncoming apocalypse, and how will she land her front page story?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,963 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Boromir
Girl Problems by sazza-da-vampire reviews
The Female Fellowship of the Ring. A very short story about a very uncomfortable situation during the trek between Rivendell and Moria. Legolas never expected her companions' to do this to her! It's one thing to put frogs in her bed, but this was something she was not prepared for! Aragorn is amused and Gandalf is a cackling old witch. Pippin is adorable. Rated T for a reason.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
The Stone Keep of Her Heart by drakkhammer reviews
This story has been in my head for many years. When I was eleven I read the Hobbit, fell in love with Thorin and Dis. I will never forgive Tolkien for having killed all of her family. This is my love story for her, so that she does not have to be alone ever again. You can read it in chapters at: /zlxGKp
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Dís, Thorin, Dwalin, Balin - Complete
Allies In A Time Of War by liesmyth reviews
AU. Jon goes to war with his brother, and finds out he has more in common with Lady Catelyn than he thought. And just like that, the story changes. Sort of fix-it but not quite, featuring brotherly bonding, Stark awesomness, and characters not getting killed off - mostly. TRANSLATION IN HUNGARIAN NOW AVAILABLE (link on my profile) [COMPLETE]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,798 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Catelyn T., Jon S., Robb S. - Complete
On the Current by CSI Clue reviews
Sometimes you have to go outside to find an adventure.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,482 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Bilbo B.
Bloody Hell by Laora reviews
[Fem!Bilbo.] -— When Bella collapses one day on the road, her face chalk-white and her arms wrapped around her stomach, most of the dwarves fear the worst.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Escaping Isengard by Zoop reviews
At the end of despair, when all hope has faded, a woman facing the last moments of her life finds the will to survive rekindled by one whose kind robbed her of it to begin with. Now she must decide which evil is the lesser: stay with the beast, or risk worse by leaving him. She soon finds that the horrors she faced in Isengard were not reserved for those in the breeding pits alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,594 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Daughter of the Forest by Jael the Scribe reviews
Evil King Thranduil chastises his 'favorite' guard. A tongue-in-cheek commentary on the new Hobbit movies, set in the Not Fade Away universe. Rated T for innuendo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Thranduil - Complete
Signs of Love by ChaosWithImagination reviews
BIfur knows he had changed from what he used to be, ever since that axe incident. He longs for someone that would love him for who he is now., but fears if that love would last at all , considering how he is. When fate throws him a chance to be with his One, will he take the chance?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Bofur, Bifur - Complete
How The Hobbit Should Have Ended by Neocolai reviews
A bunch of one-liners dictating how the quest might have turned out had the movie been more realistic...
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Legolas by Laura: The Spellcheckers' Revenge by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
Legendary badfic "Legolas by Laura", with corrected spelling and punctuation (A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Legolas - Complete
We fell in love unexpectedly by Iwantnoname reviews
Fem!Bilbo and an AU. After Billa's husband walks out on her and leaves her pregnant and alone; depression seeps into the small hobbit with only a handful of people supporting her. One day her friend Gandalf shows up at her door asking her help concerning a dwarf prince in exile, who needs to redeem himself from gold sickness that held him. But who is actually helping who?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
A Few Notes on Medieval Life by Gaia caecilia reviews
A hopefully helpful little piece covering the basics of medieval life which people may not know but would find useful for any story involving the medieval world. Written by a medieval period re-enactor focussing on important points, especially the mistakes i most commonly see. Will happily take requests for more info. So far primarily covers clothing/armour/weapons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013
The Raven's Blade II: Durin's Bane by Valandhir reviews
Sequel to "A distant Light". An old and powerful curse still holds sway over Durin's House. How far does one Captain go to save a friend, to save his King? How much can one man bear and will he risk fate itself to do it? Rated M for violence.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,867 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Boromir, Kíli - Complete
Flamedancer by paper0wl reviews
A Karsite Sunpriestess meets a Herald under highly unusual circumstances. But there is more to this woman than just her Black Robes.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012
Go Between by LadyOfGlass reviews
While locked up in a certain Elven King's dungeons, Fili tries to strike up a conversation (purely on his brother's behalf, before you get any ideas) with a certain elf - Tauriel. Fili's POV.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Sweet Magic by Shaelesand reviews
Kings would lay down half the crown jewels to lure her into their kitchens but the Lord Seneschal of Valdemar wins when he lures Cherry, Master dessert cook, angel of the hearth, to the Valdemaran palace. There is just one, or two, or maybe a dozen problems crop up after she enters Valdemar. But what is biggest problem? Her kin? Her magic? Her fattening desserts?
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,072 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012
Les Morts Dansant by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
NOT TA-verse! Eilistraee and Vhaeraun are dead, and some of their despairing Drow worshippers flee to another world; Middle Earth. Meanwhile Éomer & Lothiriel's courtship is threatened by a Haradrim plot. When the Drow arrive things become complicated...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,154 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Legolas - Complete
The Fool and the Huntress by coreyjotunn reviews
He's been running for ten years. On the day he tries to leave Rohan, he is captured by a Huntress. Rated M for future chapters/Edit to Chapter 3.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
SHINE by Senashenta reviews
He ignores his Calling, pushes aside his right to Choose, lives a life of solitude, longing and loneliness without his rightful Chosen. The others don't understand; they could NEVER understand. They all ask him why? Why? WhywhyWHY? But he can't sufficiently explain: he has his reasons and they are his own.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Complete
Everything You Wanted To Know About LotR by AzureSkye23 reviews
...But were too afraid to ask. Important information about the works of J.R.R.Tolkien. Helpful for anyone who wants to write a good LotR story, but doesn't know the legends and stories behind it. Co-written with CrackinAndProudOfIt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,370 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
To End A Grudge by Caledor54 reviews
When an elven caravan is attcked near the World's Edge Mountains, the honour of one dwarf will change the world as he does something that no-one thought possible. The two ancient races, locked in bitter dispute and mistrust for four thousand years, may be thrown together by the cries of a child. this is the tale of Imladrik, the child to end the grudge...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Dwarfs, High Elves
The Steward and the King by gauchadeutsche reviews
Just before the Steward Ecthelion's passing, he receives an unexpected visit from a man he thought dead. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Aragorn, Denethor, Ecthelion - Complete
Groundling 2: Tell Me No Lies by ardavenport reviews
Onie Thatcher arrives in Haven with her Companion Lillis to begin her training as a Herald. Her Ground Gift is a puzzle to the Mages and the Companions, but mostly just a frustration for Onie. 2nd of the Groundling stories.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
When Fair Crosses Foul by Memory in Crimson reviews
A great Elf warrior strays from his company into a strange woodland that slowly drains him of his power. A band of Uruk-hai captures him but are quickly defeated. Now the Elf must either cast aside an ancient hatred or risk alienating the one saviour who can lead him out of the perilous woods.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Elf, Uruk-hai - Complete
PostWar Blues by Zoop reviews
What's an Uruk to do when his neatly ordered life is thrown into upheaval from an unexpected source? Run like hell, of course! Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,309 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Celeborn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Groundling by ardavenport reviews
A newly Chosen woman has a unique problem with riding. With a little trial and error and help from others, they work it out.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Mischief by Thanwen reviews
Here's to the gamster, roleplayer, LARP maniac and Faramir luster, who always dreamt about becoming a real character in Middle-Earth! And as well to all those, who in the middle of a LARP found out, that they didn't like their chosen role anymore.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Faramir - Complete
Alone in Anórien by Swytla reviews
A girl unknowingly enters Arda through an old Native American site. What secrets and danger await the traveller? How will she survive lost in the White Mountains? Join her on a fantastic journey a few years before the start of LOTR. Non-MS! Undergoing HEAVY EDITING
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 147,417 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Gandalf, Aragorn, OC
Second Chances by Aearwen22 reviews
A young, homeless woman finds help from a very unusual source. NOW COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Lost Information by Kila9Nishika reviews
Herald Cairly goes on a mission that ends up taking longer than she expected. As things spiral out of control, she scrabbles for a chance to get a second-hand message to Queen Selenay. Valdemar, Velgarth. Torture, pregnancy, childbirth, death.
Valdemar universe - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Spoils of War by Aearwen22 reviews
In Mirkwood, at the end of the War of the Ring, a stranger in a strange land struggles to find a new place among beings thought to be fearsome and cruel. Rating increased in Chapter 5 due to disturbing verbal imagery and suggested violence. NOW COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,561 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Mountain Guards by Malicean reviews
"In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair." Love… not exactly. Despair… like hell! 2010 MEFA Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/20/2006
Moments In a Life by paganaidd reviews
...Of a Completely Ordinary Herald. Neave's tale. Rated for references to suicide, prostitution, child abuse, self-mutilation, and drug use. Nothing graphic. Parallels Arrows of the Queen through Winds of Fury. All canon-just a different view.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Juxtaposition by Deandra reviews
Saruman's army failed to eliminate the heir to Rohan's throne. How did that alter Eomer's destiny? Complete in 13 chapters, posting a chapter every other day. NOT SLASH. 2 chapter adjunct story added to the end.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,542 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Theodred, Eomer - Complete
On the Shore, a Wanderer by Pyrephox reviews
A young, Valdemaran noble, Byron, learns that some knowledge is forbidden for a very good reason. *Chapter Six* Wherein Byron learns rather more than he intended to, and events come to their climax.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 8/19/2002
Transformation by Elf Cakes reviews
A typical teenaged girl is in for one heck of a surprise when she turns into a member of one of the most loathed races of Middle-earth. Oh yes, and did I mention the Orc slash?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,159 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/8/2003
Peredhel by Epilachna reviews
A half-elven child finds safety and acceptance in Imladris, Elrond suffers the loneliness of being peredhel, and Erestor relives a nightmare from his past. Rivendell and Lothlorien elves will appear. Some cliche breaking within.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 123,718 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Valour Without Renown by Forodwaith reviews
The Ring War cost Hama's daughter everything. Now she must find the strength to rebuild her life. The War & its aftermath, as seen by a very ordinary inhabitant of ME. No explicit violence, but mature themes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Eowyn - Complete
Yearning by Deandra reviews
A man of Rohan serves King Elessar, but finds his life complicated by doing so. ONESHOT, but in 4 chapters. Part 164 of the Elfwine Chronicles.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,122 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Eagle of the Star by Neoinean reviews
Aragorn’s time as Thorongil, soldier of Rohan and Gondor, from the events that cause his departure south to the events surrounding his return to his family. This story belongs as much to his family as they wait as it does to Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 210,007 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond
The Return by Lady Bluejay reviews
‘Both Duilin of Morthond and his brother were trampled to death when they assailed the mûmakil, leading their bowmen close to shoot at the eyes of the monsters.’ Duinhir had to return to his wife without his sons. Rated for angst. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
In Aragorn's Safekeeping by Radbooks reviews
Rebecca & Thomas, 2 teenagers from the 1950s end up in ME & become wards of Aragorn. Follows the books closely, but fills in gaps. Some romance, but not a Legomance. 2006 MEFA Honorable Mention for Genres: Drama, General. Also 2006 MPA nominee.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 413,955 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Long Road Home by Scribblesinink reviews
Against all odds, Boromir survives Amon Hen. Ashamed and filled with remorse, he goes on a quest for redemption. Bound by his promise to a sick man, Faramir keeps the secret of his brother's survival. But as secrets are wont to do, the truth comes [...]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,352 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Flipside by etcetera-cat reviews
In which Davi discovers just why certain aspects of magic are Not Meant For Meddling, and his Companion tries very, very hard not to severely injure him...uh...her...uh...both of them.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Worlds Collide by Jaelle17 reviews
Don't we all dream of Valdemar? COMPLETED!
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,100 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Comfort Me Not With Cookies by Raksha The Demon reviews
Being the condensed version of an epic tale that I would never, ever write! Faramir Angst! Legolas-passion! A plucky OFC! It's a movie-verse AU parody, for your viewing pleasure. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Faramir - Complete
Twist by etcetera-cat reviews
Companion Kaya is on Search on the behalf of an injured friend, and she ends up getting far more than she expected.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Promises to Keep by Leaward reviews
A Ranger of the North patrols the Bree area in the fall of 3018 while attempting to attract the attention of a Bree girl. An original character story, with cameos by Aragorn, Halbarad and the Sons of Elrond, Elladan and Elrohir. Story is complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Complete
A Choice not Taken by Cat McDougall reviews
A Companion makes a Choice, but her Chosen cannot take it.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Complete
Blue Feathers by Firefox reviews
Sequel to "Blue to White". The Mage is defeated, but the Sickness he spawned? Not even close. Neoka’s got a bigger reminder of his past than he’d have liked… the question is, can he do anything about it, even with his Gift?
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Both Fang and Fire by Erestor reviews
A dog falls into MiddleEarth instead of her beautiful, but stupid, owner. She meets the obnoxiously charming Glorfindel and becomes involved in the happenings at Rivendell. EDITED February '07.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Children of Hurin, Children of Isengard by Salsify reviews
A young woman discovers how far a mother's love will stretch when she is caught up in Saruman's orc breeding experiments. Rating is for adult situations and language rather than graphic sex or violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Saruman, Orc
Through The Rain by Senashenta reviews
She's not Chosen, she's not special, she's not anything. Born into despair, she will die the same way, leaving only a single heart to mourn for her.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Blue to White by Firefox reviews
Starts off with a Blue who has a Gift beyond measure, and ends with the Gift either being the savior, or the destructor of Valdemar. To save their country the Heralds must delve into worlds untraveled... the world of the Companions.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,240 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 9/15/2002
Dinner Guests by Salsify reviews
A somewhat catty look at the first official meeting of Elves and Dwarves.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2003
I, Grûsbálk by Simbelmyne reviews
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
Feminine Problems by Mercuria reviews
A somewhat skewed parody of mpreg. Arwen is pregnant with Eowyn's child. Can the two lovers keep their husbands from finding out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Arwen U., Eowyn
The Middle Earth Travel Agency by Mercuria reviews
A scheme to teach fangirls about the REAL geography of Middle-earth is hatched. Will they survive? Does it matter?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2003
A Different Kind of Drow Story by Davesmom reviews
After a failed surface raid, one Drow is lost in the labrinth of the Underdark...or is he?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2002
Mary Sue's Ugly Divorce by The Evil Old Woman reviews
So.... say a modern girl falls into Middle-Earth and snags Legolas. Do you think it’d last? Hah! If you’re sick of Mary-Sue, click in and see her exposed to her worst nightmare... reality! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Canon-sensitive and proofread)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2002
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For the Pack reviews
Jon does not take his vows but goes south to fight for his family. He embarks on a trip of self-discovery and finds love and truth about his soul. Re-posted from the ASOIAF books section. Jon Snow knows nothing.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 16h - Jon S., Brynden T./Brynden the Blackfish, Arya S., Sandor C.
Foremost the Pack reviews
A "Jon leaves the Wall before taking vows" fic. Jon Snow embarks on a blood soaked and gore-dripping path of self discovery where he finds love and stuff :). AU - naturally. I wish to thank my wonderful beta Tadah2 (whom I cheat by making last-minute edits - so I am responsible for text quality) and jean d'arc who nudged me to finally put my ideas to paper. Jon Snow knows nothing.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,996 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 5/28 - Jon S., Arya S., Sansa S., Sandor C.
United Stags of Baratheon reviews
A little AU based upon the idea of Stannis and Renly reaching an agreement at Storms End.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23 - [Renly B., Margaery T.] Stannis B., Shireen B. - Complete
No Kinslayer reviews
A short one-shot. An AU where the POD is in 284AC. The Dragonstone garrison surrenders before Daenerys is born and Stannis bags all the Targarayens on the island.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16 - Rhaella T., Stannis B., Viserys T. - Complete
No Honour Lost reviews
A slight AU involving the Sack of Kings Landing during Robert's Rebellion in 283AC. It is based around the premise that "too much honour makes you stupid". Eddard Stark knows nothing - initially, he picks up some brains later. Features Boy!Sandor. Oneshot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13 - Eddard S./Ned, Elia M., Gregor C., Sandor C. - Complete
Stark Sword of Daybreak reviews
After twiddling his thumbs for fourteen years and tormenting Lady Catelyn and Jon Snow both, Eddard Stark finally confesses the truth about the post-Robert's Rebellion events in 283AC. So, Jon Snow KNOWS EVERYTHING and gets a toy! Now, that surely will make him a happy puppy! Inspired by "Dancing Through the Fire" written by "the moon of my life".
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11 - Eddard S./Ned, Jon S.
Sign from the Seven reviews
Jon Snow reaches the age of budding masculinity. Inspired by "Cherry Wine" by Emmaliza and a comment to said fic by Angelcat70 at the "other fanfic site". Jon Snow knows nothing. Jon Arryn does not know anything either
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8 - Jon A., Lysa A., Jon S. - Complete
Promise me, Ned reviews
A slight AU on the events at the Tower of Joy. Ned makes much wiser choices.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/2 - Ashara D., Eddard S./Ned, Jon S. - Complete
No, not him, Daddy! Please! reviews
Sansa has a lightbulb moment when she learns that she was betrothed to Jofrey. She notices that he is not a nice person. Also Ned grows a backbone - sort off ... I was inspired by a line in a fic by Madrigal-in-training - "Incandescent" - "can I trade a husband for a sword?".
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25 - Eddard S./Ned, Sansa S. - Complete
A groom unwilling reviews
Jon learns that he is Jaehaerys Targaryen and husband to Daenerys Targaryen and he is NOT a happy camper. This is an AU where niece/uncle and nephew/aunt parings cause the same disgust as that of siblings
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6 - [Jon S., Daenerys T./Dany] Sansa S. - Complete
You are of my blood, Jon reviews
My take on Jon's parentage.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5 - Catelyn T., Eddard S./Ned, Jon S., Howland R. - Complete
No bridge is too far reviews
An AU where Jon Snow is recalled by Robb from the Wall before he takes his vows. When negotiating the passage across the Twin Towers' bridge Lady Stark manages to haggle down Lord Walder's demands and arranges a marriage for the bastard instead. Inspired by a fic by Rudbeckia bicolor on FFN. Story posted in both TV show and book sections.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/19 - Walder F., Jon S., Catelyn T., Robb S. - Complete
No poet sang of this reviews
Domestic Farawyn scene. Disturbing imagery and adult themes. Read at your own risk. Lovingly betaed by Annafan
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Giving away one's daughter - or maybe not reviews
Another of my silly fics, this time about Imrahil looking for a husband for his daughter. Rated M for disturbing scene involving Aragorn and Imrahil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Imrahil, Ivriniel, Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
When the best laid of plans go awry reviews
A short and irreverent take on the Farawyn genre, with side dish of character assassination of Bema's gift to women - Eomer King. Rated M for vulgarity, mature themes and crotch humour.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer, Elfhelm - Complete
The White Lady's need was dire reviews
An intimate moment between Faramir and Eowyn. The White Lady ripped her clothing in her need to have her husband's clever fingers on her body ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/12/2016 - [Eowyn, Faramir] - Complete
The Eyebrows or why Eomer went berserk on the Pellenor reviews
A little thing which explains the problems with self control exhibited by the sexy Horselord on the Pellenor. Plus why he looked pissed off and goofy at the same time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Eomer
When he saw her kiss with another reviews
A Fem!Bilbo/Thorin fic. Bog standard, i.e. Thorin treats Bilba like shit and she hightails it to the Shire immediately after BoftA. A remorseful Thorin later follows her to Hobbiton to find ...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Dwalin - baldy or skinhead? reviews
One of the images which repels me from the moronic eye-candy which is The Hobbit by Peter Jackson (I had the misfortune of watching AUJ) is Dwalin's male pattern baldness. Tolkien clearly stated - "dwarves never go bald". This little fic tries to reconcile one of PJ's countless brainfarts with canon. Inspired by kaotic312
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Dwalin, Balin, Frerin - Complete
There and Back Again - Again reviews
Bilbo never reached Valinor. The Valar sent him back to 1340 to do better this time. Will Bilbo find the courage to tell Thorin how he really felt about him?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf, The Eagle-King - Complete
Azgalia - a tale of maidenly woe reviews
Azgalia always had been different from other maidens of her folk. She found no pleasure in the pain and death they liked to inflict. Once her brutal brother gives her away in marriage to a vanquished foe to establish an alliance, will she find acceptance and love? Would her husband find a place in his heart and bed for her, or will she sleep with the wargs in the kennels?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - [OC, Fíli] Bolg, Dís - Complete
Her Mountain Prince reviews
I was listening to a wonderful song from the '70s, "Angelo" by The Brotherhood of Man, and I noticed it fitted the Kiliel theme perfectly! So here is the ficlet the song inspired. It even has Gandalf in it! I don't own anything, my wits included, no infringement of copyright intended, blah-blah
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Kíli, Tauriel] OC, Balin - Complete
No post partum blues reviews
Tauriel and Kili had risked all for a single night of passion. So did Fili and Sigrid. Now, over a year later, love and baby feels bloom in Erebor. Kiliel. Figrid. AU movieverse.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2016 - [Kíli, Tauriel] [Fíli, Sigrid] - Complete
Epilogue - a possible outcome reviews
I was inspired by the first fic in this section, "Epilogue" by Headman Dine.
Misfile - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2015 - [Ash, Emily] - Complete
Secret Daughter reviews
Some of the stupidest self-insert fics I've seen are about X's "secret daughter". So I decided to venture into this sub-genre myself. A Xth Walker story, so it features the usual suspects. Silmarillion references galore.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Boromir, Peregrin T., Celeborn, Legolas - Complete
Indis' nightmare reviews
The three lines of the House of Finwe need to be united in marriage. Indis is NOT amused with the proposed solution. Set in the Warg Rider AU by Rogercat, at a certain point in "Sins of the Past". "Some visions are of things yet to pass, some of things that have passed, and some of things which will never be ... "
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Indis, OC - Complete
Will he find me fair? reviews
Her brother had arranged this marriage – to the blond elven prince with cesious globes no less! Yet all the groom had seen of his bride was through the bride's veil which barely hinted at her features. In her wedding bed the maiden despairs if – finally seeing her as she is – will her husband find her attractive? Angst, nuptial jitters. A certain elf prince and OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Complete
The hands of the King are the hands of a lover reviews
After months of enduring indifference - or worse - from Thorin Bilba finally hears the words she has been yearning for! Can she handle the ensuing emotions? Will her heart cope? A bit tongue in cheek. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin Written to a prompt by "thatbloodyines".
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Slave to passion reviews
Brudas, a contemporary teenager, dies and is sent by the Valar to change the fate of Arda during the War of the Ring. A story never told before ... because Brudas is a boy! What powers may he wield? What beautiful women (maybe elfettes or dwarfettes) will catch his eye and feel the heat of his gaze? What heroic feats will he perform?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Arwen U., Eowyn, Galadriel, Lothíriel
I was not made for this reviews
In the Grey Havens Cirdan looks upon a grief stricken group on the quay. A young elleth with a broken heart is saying her farewells.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Elf, Human, OC - Complete
An elf of his word or Legolas' dancing shoes reviews
It is the 2nd year of the Fourth age. Legolas comes to Erebor to honour a promise he had made to Tauriel when they had parted ways some 80 years previously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2015
Run down with no escape reviews
A wielder of powerful magik's, the beautiful Firiel is being pursued through the danger brimming woods of Middle Earth by an unyielding tracker. She had caught the eye of a certain blond elf of the Mirkwood and he would not take a "no" for answer. What fate will befall Galadriel's secret daughter?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2015 - [OC, Legolas] - Complete
An unexpected end to an unexpected journey reviews
A fact often forgotten is WHO exactly brought up Elrond. Two sons of Feanor. Maedhros and Maglor. Blood splattered Kinslayers. Butchers of elves. Murdurers of children. How could such upbringing affect the Company of Thorin? Movieverse. Feels! and Whump! Inspired by my conversation with obilupin – check out her fics!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2015
Their last moment reviews
The last moment between Kili and Tauriel. Slightly modified movie-verse. The elleth performs her last act of kindness.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
So sorry, Master Frodo reviews
AU ending to LotR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Samwise G., Gollum, Frodo B. - Complete
The Last Homely House reviews
One of the many parts of "An Unexpected Journey" I hated was the behaviour of the Company in Imladris. IMO Elrond should had flogged the scum and sent them on their way the next morning, stripped of possessions confiscated as payment for damages. Movieverse.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Gandalf, Elrond, Bilbo B., Glóin - Complete
The Cultural Gap reviews
Everybody lives! post BofA Au. Everybody marries - fem!Baginshield, Kiliel and Fili too. Gandalf had imposed a young woman with mysterious background on the Company. Beautiful yet mistrusted, yet her skills, kindness and compassion allow the Company to surive the Quest across Middle Earth. And captured the heart of the Blond Prince of Durin who turned to wax in her oblivious hands.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Fíli, OC] - Complete
They did not die reviews
"Fixit!AU". It is set just after the battle of the Five Armies. Thorin, Kili and Fili all have survived the battle, although Thorin's hours are numbered. Now new threats and challenges await them, as well as the life bond between a certain brunette Archer-Prince and a lowly-Sylvan elf.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - [Kíli, Tauriel] Fíli, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Twenty two reviews
Bilbo Baggin's return from his quest as seen through a rarely used Point of View. Family fluff galore!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Yet not all was death reviews
Nooo! After shitting all over the book, logic and good taste throughout three movies Peter Jackson did NOT keep the Hawt!Durins alive. I am sooo in denial and shock after BofA ... sniff ... he could had killed the fuglies instead, like Nori or Oin ... sniff ... this is my take on a more cheerful outcome. Thorin's Company and Dis
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Dís - Complete
Comforting Thorin reviews
This is the night after BofA. Heavily wounded Thorin receives care and comfort from an unexpected attendant. Fate had separated them many years ago - Thorin being forced to leave for the West alone - yet Fate made their paths cross again during the Battle of the Five Armies. Will the tenderness and love shown by the brown maned and blue eyed friend help him survive the night?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Óin, Thorin, OC, Tauriel - Complete
Yuletide gift for Glorfindel from Erestor reviews
Left out of the Fellowship and watching the Ten Walkers depart Glorfindel angsts. Arda does not need him anymore! However, Erestor is determined to bring Yuletide cheer to the handsome Balrog Slayer. He will succeed, although not the way he intended ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Glorfindel, Erestor, Galadriel, OC - Complete
The Long Drop reviews
Margaret Watson aka Margivail Morning Daze achieved her dream and dropped into Middle Earth. Her plans were to catch the eye of a certain King or Prince, yet she managed to turn the heads of the Whole Company. Oh my, what does this mean for our heroine? Hurt!OFC, Dark!Dwarrow, mature themes. Don't like, don't read. Flamers will get poop on their doormats! Plz R&R!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Ori, OC, Thorin, Gandalf - Complete
Love is a form of madness reviews
After BofA Tauriel hugs her delicate bump. For months there had been no news from the Love of Her Life. She is worried! Fixit, All Hawt! Dwarves live. This is my first venture into the wonderful world of Kiliel romance so please be gentle. Don't forget to R&R, PLZ! Haldir.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Tauriel, Kíli] OC, Galadriel - Complete
A story which never should had been written reviews
I was bored and I was inspired by some of the latest fare on FFN ... hints of non-con involving Evil! yet Irresistible! Thranduil, with cameo appearance of certain blond elf prince
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf, OC - Complete
Their first morning reviews
The morning after the "party" at Bag End both Bilbo and Thorin come to realise that something had passed between the two of them. That they need to take further steps in their relationship, to clarify what what had happened on the eve ... and what is the role of a certain prankish bow using dark haired prince in all this ... and what of Gandalf?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Why Gimli had to stay behind reviews
Why was Gror (brother of Thror) - at 24 - old enough to found a kingdom? Or Dain at 32 old enough to kill Azog, with 36 year old Balin also a combatant at Azanulbizar? Yet why 63 year old Gimli was "too young" to join Thorin's Company? This is my hanky yanking version of the heart rending events at the Gloin son of Groin's homestead in the Blue Mountains in the spring of 2941 TA.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Glóin, OC, Thorin - Complete
The Wandering Years – Aragorn's Darkest Secret reviews
For twenty seven years young Aragorn wandered Middle Earth. Besides his longer sojourns in the Mark and Gondor, a shroud of mystery lies upon his deeds in those years. What if this period hides some Dark Secret? What if Aragorn had not been a virgin on his wedding night? Inspired by the patron saint of orcesses, Helenamarkos, and with that Special Sumping from The Lauderdale.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Aragorn, Arwen U., OC, Orc - Complete
The Chosen of the Arkenstone reviews
What if Bilbo had decided to use the Arkenstone in a different way than "historically"? A slight AU which explores the Divine Right to Rule conferring role of the Jewel Above Jewels. Kili and Fili are adorably youngish, Bilbo is a tricksy Baggins, and one of the Company is his sweet self.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Dori, Ori - Complete
Spreading the love around - a fleeting moment reviews
A sweet moment when Kili was a baby and Fili was protective. Family feels! Hurt!Kili and Benign!Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Kíli, Fíli, Thorin - Complete
Happiness is reviews
One day in the Wild Lands of Eriador Aragorn discovers happiness. He loves his job!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Aragorn, Halbarad
Too late for love? reviews
When on the Carrock Thorin confessed to Bramble Baggins how wrong he had been about her, the lovely Hobbit lass' heart almost tore itself from her chest in joy! All her life she had dreamed of finding happiness in a strong male's arms! And now she was in Thorin's embrace! But can she forgive him all that had passed between them from the moment he had described her as "fishmonger"?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Complete
When a man comes for your daughter reviews
When Mornel met Ordulf she felt her soul become complete. Ordulf danced with the grace of a galloping Mearas, he kissed her ardently with the heat of a Dwarrow forge, his words of love made her feel that she was the Only Woman in all of Arda. One day she forgot herself and took a step too far ... Will her father try to stomp out their Young Love? To break her heart and spirit?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Arwen U. - Complete
The LotR we have been spared reviews
The original idea for the movie trilogy envisaged a much greater role for Arwen and Eowyn. Sadly PJ backed down to the hysteria of fuddy duddies after the Fellowship of the Ring and Arwen was NOT at Helmsdeep, for instance. My desire is to write a fic making Arwen a 3D character and striking a balance between a BAMF and her gentle feminine side.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Arwen U., Aragorn] Eowyn - Complete
Crouching Maiden, Hidden Orc reviews
Hidden in dense vegetation next to an unsuspecting human village an Orc casts his lewd gaze upon defenceless girls and women. Non-con sex, rape.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
What Price Freedom? reviews
This an Eomer-Lothiriel story. Some of those who have read my previous effort in this genre used the term "disgusting" in their reviews. Fret not. I will not disappoint - this one is disgusting too.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Complete
Pure of Heart and Body reviews
A nineteen year old youth from Flanders finds himself in ... he does not know where. He only knows that he is in a fantasy world with humans, elves and goblins. Over three years he has created a niche for himself and life runs an established course when one day he makes acquaintance with elven twins ... A slight AU, BiME, potentially Xth Walker or 29th Grey Company member. Romance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Eowyn, OC - Complete
A love story the like of which the Middle Earth had never seen before reviews
The moment the gaze of her orbs fell upon his muscular frame and his spheres noticed her nubile body passion flared between them like Mount Doom after the One Ring fell into it. Will they find love? Will they find angst?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Wimple - the wrap up reviews
The wrap up of my Wimple AU. There will be several short chapters, laying out the fates of some Major and Minor characters plus the adorable family of ex-Mrs. Hurin Aredhel and her crazy bunch of kids. Part III of the Series. NOTE: This includes two previously stand alone stories - "16 years later" and "16 years later outsider view" for ease of reading
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Aragorn, Arwen U.] Eowyn, OC - Complete
Wimple - With a plume in his helm reviews
A story set in my post-Lotr AU Wimple verse. The son of Hurin of the Keys has left his new home in Rohan to ease the burden on the womenfolk. He is now a sell sword in the service of the King of Arnor Aragorn. A short one-shot. Broader context and background to the why and how is given in the "By Wimple Saved" story. Part II in series
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2014 - OC, Aragorn - Complete
By Wimple Saved reviews
Slight AU - Boromir lives and Denethor keeps his sanity. Relations between Aragorn and the Steward are tense. After the departure of the Army of the West aka Forlorn Hope for the Black Gates, Denethor embarks on springtime house cleaning, starting with his sons, both wounded at Pellenor Fields. Eowyn is dragged into a desperate attempt to save the life of one of the Steward's sons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,772 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Denethor, Faramir, Boromir, Eowyn - Complete
We Think Of The Children reviews
A crack!fic take on the Amon Hen incident
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
Ashtuzual - the Orc and the Ranger - The next Twenty Years reviews
This is the continuation of the "Ashtuzual. The Ranger and the Orc" story up to the early Fourth age. Due to me running out of ideas the format of this work is different than of "Ashtuzual. The Orc and the Ranger". It is a mix of narrative - becoming short stories in places, and a chronicle in others. For my Muses - TommyGinger and Annafan
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Aragorn, OC, Orc, Eowyn - Complete
Ashtuzual - the Orc and the Ranger reviews
In 2981 TA two Rangers free several women of different races from orc and mannish slavers in Northern Eriador. A gap-filler about how the Dunedain of the North, Dunlendings, Breelanders and others live, spanning over a decade. A tale of their customs, political intrigues, social mores, of the Rangers in particular. And a forbidden love of the sort which shall not be mentioned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 91,005 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [OC, Orc] Aragorn, Dwarf - Complete
Eomer&Lothiriel - a marriage of convenience - Will they make it work? reviews
Eomer proposes to Lothiriel but seems unhappy about it. Lothiriel wants to make the marriage work. Yet Eomer is cold and heartless towards her. Will the birth of their son bridge the gap between them?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Eomer, Lothíriel] OC - Complete
How they met reviews
From the AU of the Ashtuzual story. Eowyn and one of Ashtuzual's sons meet in the Houses of Healing. They discover they enjoy each other's company ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Eowyn, OC - Complete
Runtherd reviews
This rounds out the Fruela Series. The Herald Toitila is presented in more detail. Not somebody inspiring ballads like Vanyel or Lavan, but useful for the Herald Circle nonetheless.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Complete
The passing of King Elfgyfan reviews
This cheerful ficlet – thoughts of King Elfgyfan the Liftskirt on his deathbed - is the continuation of the AU presented in "The Lay of Eowyn". There the White Lady of the Mark falls for the charms of a certain blond elfish Prince - with fatal consequences for said Prince due to unfortunate incident with the Lion of Rohan. Another consequence was her son, cunningly named Elf-Gift.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - OC - Complete
It really wasn't what it looked like! reviews
After the battle of the Hornburg (Helms Deep to the less erudite) Aragorn is looking for some answers. He does not find them. Instead he ends up being a victim of circumstance and misleading appearances.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Aragorn, Eowyn, Uruk-hai - Complete
The Lay of Eowyn reviews
Slightly AU. What if it was a different blond elf in the fellowship? What if he found the charms of a certain mortal blond princess irresistible? Bookverse, probably not understandable to those who know the movies only. Inspired by TommyGinger. Continued in "The Passing of King Elfgyfan"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Legolas, Eowyn, Eomer, Glorfindel
Vultures reviews
A young woman is left without brothers and father after the former fall in battle and the later due to a brainstorm over the news. What will she do to avoid marriage to old lechers and young rakes? Probably one-shot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2014 - OC, Denethor - Complete
What they (she) should had done reviews
What if Arwen and Aragorn decided that Elrond was a cruel and heartless git demanding Aragorn first become King of Gondor and Arnor before they could marry. This is an AU where Arwen decided to take matters into her own hands. A dash of smut.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Arwen U., Aragorn] - Complete
It seemed a good idea at that time reviews
MPRG is IMO the stupidest idea floating around in fanficdom. But I had a brainfart one morning and I wrote a ficlet with MPRG in it. Ha! Hurl dung, throw peanuts or review - all forms of appreciation welcome.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Eomer, Faramir] Eowyn, Lothíriel - Complete
Never forgive, never forget reviews
Miriel was an ordinary Dunadan housewife. Yet she had sworn her mother, Inzilbeth, a certain oath at her deathbed - never to host a Rohirr under her roof, an oath her husband pledged to uphold. What is a woman to do if her husband forces her to break that oath?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/18/2014 - OC - Complete
It was a dark and horny night reviews
The Captain of Gondor had to pass through Edoras en route to Imladris. What if some romantic spark had passed between the hearty warrior and the grim shieldmaiden? Would their hearts flutter to the same tune? Will Eomer interfere? Would they stay shackled by the conventions of courtly love? Or will they do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? Co-written by TommyGinger. Porn
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Boromir, Eowyn] Eomer - Complete
Teh elf I love reviews
There was no school and mum had to go out and she gave me some ofd DVD and they were all lke totally kick ass and the elf was like fantastic so I wrote my 2nd Legonace story. Cant find speller thingy oin new phone sosrry for some tpos
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Legolas - Complete
Leggy and Me reviews
An ordinary girl drops into Middle Earth yearning for adventure and romance. She silently hopes she will catch the roving eye of a certain elven prince (hint! hint!). I suck teehee at summaries. This is my first Legomance fic so be gentle and no flames PLZ. R&R and I will bake you a virtual cookie LOL!111
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, OC
A girl's shattered dreams reviews
A Fem!Bilbo story. Bagginshield. After BoFA a heart broken Billa returns to the Shire and tries to put her life together.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
King On The Mountain reviews
What if Elrond had kicked out the dwarrow for their crass behaviour at Imladris? Movieverse AU. The world is Tolkien's blah blah
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Thorin, Elrond, Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Blood Curdling Sight Seeing in the Middle Earth reviews
Lacking faith in her charms Olga, the GiME of the story, does not ogle the immaculate beauty of a certain Prince, nor the rugged good looks of a certain Ranger. She even gives the emo beefcake a pass. She appreciates the sights instead! Unspoilt nature and architectural marvels are her thing! The world is Tolkien's, stupid ideas are mine. Androidilenya edited, betaed and expanded.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Aragorn, Boromir, OC, Gimli - Complete
A marriage born of cold calculation reviews
Miriel needs to replace her husband fallen in the War of the Ring. She needs a man to guard her, her children and the estate until her son comes of age. Hastogur is an ugly Ranger of the North. He has ambitions going beyond an unmarked grave in the Lone Lands. Riding with the Grey Company gives an opportunity to change it. Slightly AU - Hastogur is Aragorn's relative.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2013 - OC - Complete
Westu hal, Theoden Kunnik! reviews
AU – Théoden survives Pellenor Fields. Eowyn is delighted to have her uncle back – freed from Saruman's enthralment– but furious that he is taking the reborn thing way too far.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Théoden, OC, Eowyn - Complete
The overflowing catafalque reviews
An idea I had for a oneshot involving Rohan's Royal Family post-Pellenor Fields. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Théoden, Eomer, Eowyn, Gandalf - Complete
Blood Curdling Sight Seeing - how it could have ended - v 20 reviews
A "Blood Curdling Sight Seeing in the Middle Earth" off-shot. A "what if" exploring the scenario where Olga and Boromir had not fallen at Morannon. Lovingly betaed by annafan, without whose prodding this piece would never have been written.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Boromir, OC] - Complete
Kiss me reviews
AU. Eomer dies at Black Gates and Eowyn is shaken out of brooding and gets busy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Read and review - Fruela series reviews
While enjoying a private moment Herald Toitila discovers an astonishing document. Should be rated S for silly. Bad ideas and poor writing are the author's own :), the Valdemar Universe and all that is Mercedes Lakey's. Typos and bad grammar lovingly exterminated by Androidilenya.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
It was a warm summer night - Suddenly there was a sob - Fruela series
Two young Heralds find Herald Toitila with a baby in his room. Will their visit trigger a latent Gift in the grumpy Herald? Should be rated "S" for silliness. The world is Mercedes Lakey's, the bad ideas and poor writing is mine. Typos and bad grammar lovingly exterminated by Androidilenya.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
Tutoring for Court - Fruela series reviews
A one-off companion piece to Fruela. Some 15-20 years after her life had changed Fruela is preparing her daughters for work at the Palace. The world is Mercedes Lakey's. Typos and bad grammar lovingly exterminated by Androidilenya.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Complete
Fruela reviews
Fruela, a street girl from a northeastern Valdemaran town having a bad day is about to be put in pillory when she sees something large and white pushing its way towards her through the mob. Bad ideas and poor writing are the author's own :), the Valdemar Universe and all that is Mercedes Lakey's. Typos and bad grammar lovingly exterminated by androidilenya.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete