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Joined 02-15-13, id: 4545196, Profile Updated: 09-24-13
Author has written 28 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Super Smash Brothers, Tales of Phantasia, Final Fantasy I-VI, Hanna is not a Boys Name, Baten Kaitos, Doctor Who, Pokémon, Warcraft, Mass Effect, Fallout, Homestuck, Mythology, and Dragon Age.

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I've moved my most memorable fics to over here, and am now writing new ones. I'm in a number of fandoms, and I try to write for them. I also enjoy reading well written fics, and humor is my favorite genre, especially if it's clever humor.

I also don't mind taking requests or listening to ideas, especially if I can run with them.

Anyways, not gonna keep gabbing. You're most likely here to see what other fics I've written, not to scroll down a wall of text.

Enjoy! And don't forget to review!

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And Wolves Beneath Their Seams by Cyprith reviews
Charon shares a certain kinship with his new employer. She's been designed, he thinks. Built. Not unlike himself. (Eventual romance; slow burn.)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,151 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
The Man For the Job by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: Project Lazarus has turned out to be impossible and Cerberus can't bring back Shepard. The Illusive Man scoured the galaxy to find a suitable replacement, with unexpected results. Crossover, but I won't say which universe because that would be telling. :) Posted in honor of its nomination on the kinkmeme. (Seriously, you guys are too awesome.)
Crossover - Mass Effect & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2013 - 11th Doctor, Illusive Man - Complete
Not Paid Enough For This by Reyavie reviews
Good thing Harbinger never learned Shepard's major flaw. It'd win the war using a small brewery.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Kal'Reegar, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Ceremony of Innocence by FortyFourReasons reviews
Twenty-seven years after Shepard changed the fabric of the galaxy forever, Tali must help Garrus's human daughter return to Earth in order to save the daughter of Shepard and Liara from a neo-Cerberus sect. Sequel to High Class Hostage. References to femShep/Garrus. Post-ME3 (Synthesis).
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,408 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V. - Complete
Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark by The Red Celt reviews
Just in time for Halloween, Shepard has a campfire story for all you people out there. Complete with comments from the peanut gallery and a bad reaction from everybody's favorite krogan. Rated T for krogan zombies.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
It's Called Revenge, Shepard by Reyavie reviews
What's this about letting Kaidan get away with Horizon? What is?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Parenting, Vakarian Style by Reyavie reviews
Seriously, does anyone expect a Shepard-Vakarian kid to solve things peacefully?
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
High Class Hostage by FortyFourReasons reviews
After the events of ME3, Garrus Vakarian wanders Earth, lost and purposeless...until possible redemption arrives unexpectedly in the form of a human infant. Vakarian/Shepard...sort of . Also includes post-ME3 histories of Tali and Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,481 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Qunari Issues? You Sure? by Reyavie reviews
Because you can't keep an Amell from butting her head into other people's business.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Amell, Hawke (M) - Complete
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A Doctor's Antics reviews
Short stories revolving around different characters encountering the Doctor's antics. There is no particular order to these stories.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, Alistair, Cullen
Failure
Depression is the fourth stage of grief, and it often brings a long the guilt.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
Catching Up reviews
As Raul stands in front of Six's grave, he wonders when it was that he got left behind.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Raul T. - Complete
Apologies reviews
In the end, it was a simple trap that ended their lives.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Jacket reviews
She always wore a zipped up jacket, and Charon didn't know why.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
A Family Apart reviews
You know the Departing Turian and his asari wife that are in the same docking bay where the Normandy is in the first half of Mass Effect 3? Yeah, them. This is their story. This is about how their family endured the war and survived it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Complete
The Man and his Blue Spaceship reviews
The five times Garrus and Shepard met The Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Don't Look Behind You reviews
Somone brings the Slender Man onto the Normandy...
Crossover - Mass Effect & Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Joker - Complete
And the Sun Sets for You
The thoughts of a Fallen Wretched on Quel'Danas as he takes in the sunset.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Complete
For Our Lord N reviews
It's been a year since Bianca's death, and Black and Cheren meet up to discuss it. Warning: Character Death.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Cheren, Black - Complete
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey reviews
It never occurred to Dave that there were other time travelers outside of SBURB.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Dave S. - Complete
House of Cards reviews
Ayme is bored. Folon is bored, but at least he's being productive.
Baten Kaitos - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Ayme, Folon - Complete
Visitor reviews
The crew was having a game night at Conrad's place, but he kicks them out when an old friend of his shows up.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Conrad A., Hanna F. - Complete
My Immortal
4 months, 8 days, 17 hours, and 25 minutes…and 52 seconds.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hanna F. - Complete
Viennese Waltz
Hanna caught ... ballroom dancing once, and decided he wanted to teach himself.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hanna F. - Complete
A Matter of Pride
Cas. Finas. Old Spice.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Casimiro, Finas - Complete
Ironman
In which Hanna's childhood is ruined.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Hanna F. - Complete
Early Morning Upset
... comes home to find Hanna outside the apartment with fear written all over his face.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Thriller reviews
The aftermath of watching a scary movie.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Graduation reviews
It's Vesser's graduation, and none of his friends have shown up. Or at least, that's what he thinks.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Veser - Complete
Graves
... contemplates the recent changes in his life.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Zombie - Complete
Graveyard
... contemplates the twists and turns his undeath has taken.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Zombie - Complete
Jobs reviews
Faris' outlook on the job system throughout the game.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Faris - Complete
Amethyst Ring reviews
Klarth contemplates the darkness that plagues him.
Tales of Phantasia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
Brainwash reviews
Ike is bored, so he and Pikachu decide to harass Link.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Ike, Pikachu - Complete
Brains reviews
Winston Payne doesn't usually believe in rumors, but when it comes to Godot, they might just be true.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - W. Payne, Diego A. - Complete
Roleplaying reviews
In his off hours, Edgeworth likes to pretend he's a sword-carrying hero.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Coffee Withdrawal reviews
Godot is forced to forgo coffee for a day.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Diego A. - Complete