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Joined 09-13-03, id: 454556
Author has written 14 stories for Newsies, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Mulan, Artemis Fowl, StarTrek: Voyager, and Ninja Turtles.
This is Toad speaking, for all of you uncultured swine that think I might have a real name. Shame on you.

I have no life, similarly, no real name, nor a boyfriend...

I am, however, completely in love with Alan Doyle and the B'ys from Great Big Sea

I try not to suck any time. But if I had to suck, I would rather do it Hollywood than Halifax.

~ Alan Doyle

...and Snape...he's just so cool

Much love to my reviewers, and to all those people who flame me...I'm psychic and I know everything, and that means I know who you are and where you live. Do not mess with me.

If you have already flamed me simply send me a gift certificate to starbucks and I might forgive you.

~Sneezes~

Toad

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There Is No Applause by JennyJoy4 reviews
Hannah gets a job at a mental hospital, translating for a man who will speak only Elvish. But she isn't exactly a huge fan of Tolkien anymore... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
We Don't Got Religion by timeis1800hours reviews
Mush was a morning person. Annoyed the heck out of all of us, but there it was.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Mush, Kid Blink - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Quest for Common Sense by Here Be Draggons reviews
Little Arty falls for the mysterious new foriegn au pair, and this time, he's gonna make it work! What could possibly go wrong? Who could POSSIBLY get kidnapped? This is a little unusual, but I garuntee at least one laugh.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Artemis F.
The Conspiracy Club by Ccatt reviews
Raelyn just moved in with her dad and his new family. The minute she arrives at her new highschool she makes enemies. But you can always get revenge with help from the Conspiracy Club. CHAPTER 9 UP!
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2005
Messed Up by Spice of Life reviews
NOT GOING TO BE UPDATED.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,990 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Zigzag
Some Answers by Temporal Paradox reviews
Some answers to questions you know you've had to ask. Not a C7 story! Really! It's just a backdrop! D7 all the way!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Seven of Nine - Complete
Summer School: Inside My Head by ershey reviews
Thing is, I’m here against my will. Who isn’t? I’d rather be lying in my bed all day, watching another episode of Newlyweds, laughing at how Jessica made another obvious statement while eating Teddy Grahams. What could get better than that? [SLASH]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004
The MarySue Man by uninvisible reviews
[CH 3 up!] "Where do you think they come from, Santa? Little gnomes?" "That wouldn’t surprise me. The gnomes are everywhere…" Where did Mary-Sues come from?
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004
Harry Potter and the Pirates of the Rings by chatrouge reviews
When your favorite characters from Harry Potter and Pirates of the Carribean (well my fav anyway) are thrown into middle eath, who knows what will happen?
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004
If They Only Knew by ershey reviews
A difficult father, a loving mother, and a beloved sister... that was all about to change when Anthony walked away from it all. Little did he know what he was going to get into. ((Race's story))
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,680 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 9/16/2003
Trances by way2cute4words reviews
COMPLETE!The Newsies think it will be fun if they put each other in trances one night. But it is not all fun and games when they start telling secrets that they didn’t want anybody to know. And what is even worse is what happens after the night is ove
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,046 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Complete
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Good Will Hunnington reviews
Hun 'dissapeared' a few years ago, and the word on the street is he's got Religion. But, The Turtles need his help to take down the Purple Dragons one last time. Not to worry! Creative solutions are what YWAMers do best!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008
The SOS Society reviews
When a group of Snape Obsessed students find out he's in an arranged marriage, they wonder if it's worth it to try and drag him, in some way, towards wedded bliss. Rated T just to be safe. Sorry about the News Article, it won't let me italicize right now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2005
The Fioth's Task reviews
“Do not be ridiculous. I am powerful, and you are a mortal. You will do as I say.” A girl, most definately NOT the Fioth's first choice, must become younger and complete a task to save Harry's parents, and two other students with serious choices to make.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
Log Madness reviews
Log Entries from the crew during a strange time period..."All I know is that I like my boys like I like my coffee, milky golden and sweet. I've never called my coffee Harry Kim, though..."
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2004
An Extremely Average reviews
An extremely average-looking person stopped outside of an average-looking lodging house on Duane St. Manhattan, looked up through the rain at the sign on the top, and cussed at the top of its voice.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/1/2004
A Series of Impossible Events reviews
A girl's whole family ends up in 1899...and they're weird, like, REALLY weird. Also, because of the time rip they took to get there strange, impossible things start happening. Like, switching bodies with Mush, and becoming a one-year-old again. Several co
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31/2004
Just UnLike Me reviews
He would have to look after this…thing, and feed it, and he, Artemis Fowl the Third, would have to love this…dare he say it…baby. His sibling. There really was no human way to say it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004
Mother reviews
Most of the boys in the lodging house have no mother. There is a girl, however, who is sort of filling in, a sort of pretend mother. Sort of based on Wendy, and my own mother, who is very cool. Please R&R!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
Slytherin OutKast reviews
Stolen Cable, late night homework, and Korean Lessons. (chincha chincha moshiso!) Some weird American Chick on a student exchange program...don't worry, she doesn't look remotely pretty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2004
It Could Get Worse reviews
I'm going to fix it, but my computer happens to be packed and I'm moving, and it's all really sad...so work with me. Porfeese
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,009 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003
We Lost reviews
About Shan-Yu...you know, the evil guy in
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004
Yes, Beautiful? reviews
A one-shot about Legolas's Mother. You, Tolkien Purists, MIGHT not like it, but read it if you are skeptical. Interesting... Nothing bad, no slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Complete
On the Train to Hogwarts reviews
One-shot Radio Drama. Just for the Heck of it! Rated for Cannabalism! Sort of, I think, kind of, implied language (I don't know) Just read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
The Love that Never had Eyes reviews
Series of One-Shots on the Newsies' Moms. Patrick's mom's first...of course, and Spotty next. I'm gonna have a bit of trouble updating regularely, but I need suggestions for which Newsie to put next. Please R&R or I shal TT
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 9/27/2003
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