Dew-Shan of Egypt
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Joined 09-13-03, id: 454641
Author has written 3 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Inuyasha.
Hiya, minna! So, how bored are you, really? Because you'd have to be bored out of various people's minds to care about my bio. It was on hiatus for a while, but eh, who cares? Look, if you're that determined, here's some random stuff about me:

Nicknames: Bunnyhat (long story), Dewey (only by Susuu), That One, You, Girl, Psycho, Umm-Could-You-Get-Off-Me-Please, Oh-God-It's-Her-RUN!!!!

Age: Not old enough to legally drink, old enough to understand dirty jokes (aka, 13)

Favorite Singers/Bands: Isao Yamagichi, Suubu Chiba, Hiro Yuuki, Santana, BoA, Placebo, The Dead Heretics, No Doubt, Jem, Jet, The Dandy Warhols, and others who I don't remember and probably will remember at two in the morning and keep me from falling back to sleep

Favorite Words:
"Frond": Because it tastes good
"Moron": Becuase it's useful for everything
"Jacques": The universal stupid name
"Whatsit": Something I say a bit too often
"Do-higgy": See above
"Thing-a-ma-jigger": See above above
"Tupee": What to say if you're boring; everyone will pay attention to you! Garunteed!
"Toga": Good party memories come back to me when I hear it

My Online Friends:
Typonumber5: I email her at random, and she doesn't threaten to call the police on me for stalking her. It's an interesting relationship we have going. She's also a kick-ass writer. READ HER STUFF!!!
TheVoices1: I don't email her as often as I should... she's cool. We share an affinity for fire. She is the maker of the "Fuzzy-san" song, I believe. Genius.
Mary Sue of Maryville: Frightens me sometimes, to tell the truth. I get over it. She has a HILARIOUS story going and EVERYONE should read it (and I'm not just saying that becuase I'm afraid NOT to read her stuff... oh, no, not at all...)!!!
BeagleBLOOMerz: Um... we're sort of at odds with each other, at the moment... she's, ahem, less than thrilled that I am not after Orlando Bloom's pants... aheh... well, to each their own... DOn't hurt me, BB. Please.
GoChan: We've chatted. She hasen't updated in FAR too long; I should probably kill her. But then, I would never find out what happenes to Ken-san in her fic. Damn! An impass!
Twin Witch Megan: I IM her a lot; she's a really close online friend. I worry about her sanity sometimes, but then I remember, neither of us are sane. Then I skip around with an aluminum foil hat on. It's all good.
If I forgot you... *points to Bakura* He did it!!! *runs away*

Honorable mention: Camilla Sandman. She's funny, she's original, and OFUM is one of the best things I've ever read. Plus, she scares me. She's awesome.

NEW* Anime character I most relate to: Bukichi from Houshin Engi. ("Whee, paopei chasing me! Whee, falling down building! Whee, earth rising to swallow me whole! Sendou battles are so exciting! ^_^ Ooh, pretty shiny houshined souls!"; yet, more than just stupidity, I like to think)

Well, that's about everything mildly interesting about me, and most of it was about other people. Meh. Now, go read my stuff!!! NOW!!!

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Marik's Guide to World Domination by Karasu's Angel reviews
Marik and his assistant Bakura present an easy to follow simple step by step guide to world domination based on their own failures..I mean, experiences...UPDATED Nov 05! After a whole year! Yea!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,555 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/11/2003
The Tomb Robber, the Psycho Killer, and the Author by TypoNumber5 reviews
Full title: The Tomb Robber, the Psycho Killer, and the Insane Authoress -- Bakura wants to take over the world, Malik's helping him for lack of anything better to do, and I, TypoNumber5, am helping (in my own weird ways) for my own bizzare reasons.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 5/27/2003
The Stuff they Don't Show you by Closet-Monster reviews
Things you'll never hear or see from the Trigun cast! They'll make you laugh, cry, and scare the hell out of you! XD R'n'R!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/19/2003
New Resident of the Puzzle by Spirit of the Ring reviews
*UPDATE* Bakura now lives in the Sennen Puzzle after Yami Malik defeated him. He intends to find out all of Yugi's and Yami's secrets, though they turn out to be a little stranger than expected....PG 13 for language and other things...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,354 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
I My Me, Oh My! by Yogi Mutoh reviews
A tale of how Yugi, Yami Bakura, Malik, Seto, Joey, and Otogi go too far to win a tournament! They'll do anything, and I mean ANYTHING to win...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,935 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 4/9/2003
A YuGiOh Soap Opera by Yogi Mutoh reviews
The cast of Yugioh are stuck in a soap opera... Please RR. It was a spur of the moment kind of fic. STORY will no longer be continued
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Complete
Substitute Teachers, plus YGO, equals PAAAAIIN! by TypoNumber5 reviews
What might happen if the YGO cast substituted for our teachers? Pure chaos, that's what. R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 9/6/2003
The Weakest Link Yu Gi Oh Style by Miyuki AngeL X reviews
(Special Update. Story Finally Complete!) Some of the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh face off when anything (and I mean anything) is possible here on the Weakest Link! (PG-13 For Questions and Mild Violence)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Complete
Tales From The Portable Confessional by Ala reviews
Confessions from the cast of Trigun.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 8/8/2003
Things You Never Knew by Ala reviews
Incidents you never knew happened, and may wish you never knew happened.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003
The Trigun Talkshow of Torture and No Purpose! by Yuneek Chikinz reviews
Ok so maybe there is kind of a twisted, inhuman plot maybe only Knives could dicipher. Either way, the studio goes up in a mushroom cloud this time. Come see who the Special Guest is! YEE.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 10/2/2003
Marik's Haiku by Winged Shinobi reviews
A haiku based on what Marik thinks of his Yami. No flames.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2003
What Really Happens by the Ghost of Jounochi reviews
what really happens to the cast behind closed doors? and some doors not so closed... language, drug and alcohol, slight shonen-ai
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 9/20/2003
YuGiOh! All Star by TypoNumber5 reviews
Erm... I rewrote Smash Mouth's "All Star" so that it fit YGO fanfiction... read, onegai? ;
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/4/2003
A Day in the Life Of: by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Follow everyone's favorite Pharaoh through his day. See his hopes, his dreams... but more often than not, watch him make a fool of himself!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Yami Yūgi - Complete
The Twelve Episodes of YuGiOh! by TypoNumber5 reviews
The twelve days of Xmas... rewritten! Something... weird I came up with a 3 AM in the morning. R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2003
Harry Potter and the Porta Potty of Peril by houdinishideaway reviews
Ron gets locked inside an evil Porta Potty. Can Harry and Hermione get him out? Or atleast get him an extra roll of Toliet paper? Obviosuly, this is a Harry Potter parody. lots of sick twisted humor and comedy. For those with a really demented twisted mi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Ron W.
With Snow Comes Insanity by lilagyptian reviews
The Yu-gi-oh characters have been snowed into Kaiba's house. How long will they last?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,680 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Complete
Typos: Oh the INSANITY! by Koneko-chan9 reviews
Here’s the deal: I read way too much fanfiction. I found lots of typos. I now have a fanfiction made up of typos! Welcome to the insanity! I mean no offense to anyone, and no names are mentioned regarding the typos ^.~
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
Meryl's Mustache by Shangri-La reviews
Vash walks in on Meryl one day and discovers a little secret... Oh, and Knives is going through happy therapy with Milly. Smile, Knives! You can do it!
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2003
The YuGiOh! Christmas ProEveryone Story by Lady of the Wolves reviews
Christmas-related bashings of every character! Hate someone? See what happens whether they've been naughty or nice this year. Please R/R.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2002
Of Diets, Night Lights, and Packing Peanuts by Shangri-La reviews
Knives decides Legato is gonna gain weight sooner or later so he puts him on a diet. No sweets, no hot dogs, no nothing. Will he go crazy? Or just die of embarrassment…
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2002 - Published: 11/22/2002
Sugar + Yu-Gi-Oh = Insanity by Pyra reviews
PG to be safe later on... this is the result of two crazy teens on the same computer when they are hyper....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
MarySue Comes To Hogwarts&Becomes Horribly Cliched by Strega Brava reviews
One word: PARODY. The product of too much work, too little sleep and far too much coffee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Complete
Snape Goes Nuts by Padfoot2 reviews
Err..Snape Goes Insane.PG for insanity(VERY insane-snape,that is)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2000
I Have Survived-(I will survive) by Marina Floyr reviews
My first flik and attempt at anything potter-ized...pure insanity I know. r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2000
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InuChan Will Survive reviews
I do not own Gloria Gaynor. Inuyasha's just dern good at singing her hit single, "I Will Survive." Read it, and you'll see what I mean. Hint, hint
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Inuyasha, Kikyou
Day in the Life of our Fave Egyptians reviews
Will Yami escabe rabid fangurls? What if Bakura doesn't bay his electric bill? RR FANGURL CAMEOS! JUST ASK!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003
Usagi reviews
Language and later violence. NEW CHAP Usagi explains some of her situation to Kagome and Sesshy gets some info.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004