Author has written 6 stories for Supernatural, and Rise of the Guardians.
I was sorta forced onto this site by one of my friends so we could chat, and instintaly got hooked on it. Just so anyone who reads this knows, I am very pron to bad juju, so thats why its my name. I love anime/manga, I blame my friends for that, before i met them, I had no interset in that stuff, now i'm hooked. I'm absesed with the Avengers.I'm a very colorful person, as you can tell from my avatar, also you can probably tell that i love yin and yang. So question, if any of you have heard about the movie where their making all crime legal for 24 hours, my brothers comment on that was "If they ever did that, the first person I'm shooting is obama." PM me if you agree with him. Most of this came from someone elses profile, but she did say copy and paste if you agree. I do agree with all of this.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada),ATDL-kakashilove(tunisia), prontobadjuju (USA)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
RACISM IS WRONG
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
Copy the kitty onto your profile to give the bunny a sidekick. Continue to support the dark side. (We still have cookies)
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Teacher: Can you see God ?
Teacher: Can you touch God ?
Teacher: Then, there isn't a God.
*A student raises his hand and says*
Student: Sir, can you see your brain ?
Student: Can you touch your brain ?
Student: Oh okay, so you don't have a brain ?
Post this on your profile if you love and believe in God.
According to science, we humans evolved from monkeys because 98% of our DNA is equivalent, thus making us distant relatives. According to science, we humans also share 99% of our DNA with bananas. So what are we: bananas or monkeys? If you think all the scientists of the world should stop being butt-hurt and just accept the fact that Evolution is a total fluke, copy and paste this into your profile. Add your name to the list of supposed "banana monkeys" -laughs-: ArAnCaR_No_6, ATDL-kakashilove, prontobadjuju
If you are an anime/manga addict, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile
If you think Italy is adorable copy this onto your profile
If you think Russia is creepy copy this onto your profile
If you are a girl who for once, was never into Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile
If you wish Sakura would just lose an eye or something, copy and paste this into your profile
Here are some copy-pastes:
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it on your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, White Moonlight, Inuforlyf, Kimster44, wolfsaver-ladey, jasmine0317, CherriEclispe, Friendly Kitty, pokelover0ash, pokeluv101,daownlyone, TheShippingMaster, sallyj.5555, prontobadjuju
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, hyper or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile.
If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Your boy side:
You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Sometimes)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (My school has white/blue teams... I'm not sure if it counts...)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in your time you wanted to be a fire fighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers X
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. (Some of them)
You go to your Dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Wait a minute, what?!
Your Girl Side:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear pink.
You go to your Mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting mani/pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (What can I say? It's fun, as long as it's not excessive.)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (What can I say, I'm insane)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (About 25)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/ cologne.
You love the movies. (Who doesn't?)
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.
My total: 8/24
guess I'm a guy
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (Two, forget two, I'm excited when I get one.)
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac
CHILD OF HADES
You're not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don't let anybody ever make fun of you. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.
(I think I'm a bit scared of myself right now... but only a little ;) )
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year or this year were/will be books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
(Now I understand why Trajan calls me bookworm)
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to most kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
(It was inevitable...)
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day (I don't have a hair style, thus I can't have a bad hair day). Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties (no clue why). Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
(Wow... I expected zero.)
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.
(Alcohol smells weird... no offense.)
Now all I need to do is go down to the Seaworld and claim my rightful place as princess...
16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
Okay, so I found this questionnaires in Twinkle-Earthling's Profile :)
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?
If it's friendship, then YES. But if you're referring to romantic relationship, then NO.
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
3) How many houses have you lived in?
4) Favorite chocolate bar?
Hersheys, Galaxy, Toblerone etc., etc. (Basically any chocolate bar works for me, I'm not that picky)
5) Favorite shoes?
My, ummm, I don't really have a favorite
6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Hahaha! Of course! What's life without fun??
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.
12) Favorite genre of music?
Country (don't diss, thats just how I am)
13) What is your zodiac sign?
Aries : P
14) What time were you born?
The Dawn Of Time.
15) Do you like beer?
16) Ever made a prank phone call?
*grins* Of course!
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
I don't own any CDs. They're all digital.
18) Are you sarcastic?
I can say that it's from one of my amazing talents! xD
19) What are your favorite colors?
Blue, black, purple. (All the colors that are in the process of a bruise)
20) How many watches do you own?
One. But I only use it RARELY.
21) Summer or Winter?
WINTER!! Quite obvious right? IT'S BECAUSE OF JACK FROST!! xD
23) Favorite color to wear?
Black or blue.
24) Pepsi or sprite?
25) What color is your cellphone?
Obviously, BLACK. Seriously, cellphones this days are black and white.. T_T
26) Where is your second hometown?
In my hometown! xD
27) Have you ever slapped someone?
Nope. PUNCHED them at their face and stomach.
28) Have you ever had a cavity?
I... don't know. Probably?
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
30) Do you own any video games?
Nope. I only have my computer xD
31) What was your first pet?
Cat, bird, mice, and snake. Odd combo hu?
32) Ever had braces?
In the near future :(
33) Do looks matter?
I must probably say... no. Cause only attitude matters. Hey, Usui chose Misaki for not the looks but the attitude!
34) Do you use chopstick?
I'm an Otaku! And I use chopsticks! :)
35) Name three teachers in your middle school:
Ma'am Myres, Ma'am Marrow and Sir Foster ;)
39) Do you own Hot Topic?
40) Favorite breakfast meal?
41) Do you own a gun?
Uhh, No. But my Brother does, and he said the first guy I bring home is gonna learn what kind of fire power it has
42) Ever thought you were in love?
43) When was the last time you cried?
I... don't know.
44) What did you do three nights ago?
The usual. Write new chapters, read new chapters, chatted with Anthonny
45) Olive Garden? La panera?
Since I don't know what the hell are those. I'll settle at Pancakes C;
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
47) Have you ever been in a castle?
Hell, yeah! I live in my house after all. Kidding, actually, I haven't been inside a castle. Whatever!
Karuo, mormon, Bookworm, Dork, Hobit, Short-stuff, Space monkey girl
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Odly enough yes I do
50) Ever been to Kentucky?
If you're referring to Kentucky Fried Chicken, then yes. But if you mean the Kentucky state, then no.
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
What the hell is that?
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
53) Have you ever called someone Boo?
55) Do you own a diamond ring?
Yes, not weding ring, come on I'm still in highschool!
56) Are you happy with your life right now?
57) Do you dye your hair?
58) Does anyone like you?
*sighs* I wish I knew
59) What year were you born?
2491, I'm convinced I'm from the futer, no way am I from this stupid period
60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Not telling you
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
62) McDonalds or Wendy's?
63) Do you like yourself?
I'm in love with myself XD
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
Father, odd, but true
65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex?
Eyes, hair, and hieght
66) Are you afraid of the dark?
67) Have you ever eaten paste?
Tempting, but no.
68) Do you own a webcam?
69) Have you ever stripped?
In my bathroom, yes.
70) Ever broke a bone?
No and I'm not hoping to.
72) Do you chat on AIM often?
73) Pringles or Lays?
Oh my, BOTH!
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I hate to admit but... yes.
75) Rugrats or Doug?
I don't give a damn to them.
76) Full House or the Brady Bunch?
I don't know either of that.
77) Did you like your middle school guidance counsellor?
Nope, not at all
78) Has anyone ever called you fat?
Yes, I just answered with, "I'm not fat, I just jave curves."
80) Do you own a car?
Yeah, I do. They're all parked in my dreamland.
81) Can you cook?
...No. My food probably tastes like Misa's T-T "I am really amazed of how you killed the taste." IT RHYMES!! xD
82) 3 things that annoy you:
Bastards, Bitches, Idiots and the dramatic ones.
83) Do you text message often?
84) Money or love?
*cheerful smile* LOVE! C:
85) Do you have any scars?
86) What do you want more than anything right now?
87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
Not that much, no
88) Relationships or one night stands?
Relationships... WITH friends! :DD
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
Don't know, don't care.
90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
Yes, love them
92) Do you own a box of crayons?
Currently, about a thousand
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?
My best friend
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
My brother. xD
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
A character in a story (HE WON'T ADMIT HE LIKES DERYN!!!!)
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
98) Who was the last person that you fell for?
Not gonna say, I have friends on this site that know who he is, and this person doesn't know how to keep their mouth shut
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?
100) Who was the last person that called you?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...You talk to yourself a talk to yourself about talking to yourself.When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."You live off of sugar and caffinePeople think you're 'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.People think you have think it'd be cool to have constantly start talking in third person, present or past start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reasonYour friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time are frequently on your laptopAnd FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
I found this at G27forever's profile :)
Your One and Only Wish.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat!)
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLEASE PASS IT ON!
My name is Tiffany I am three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up All day long.
When I'm awake, I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself Against the wall
I try to hide From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And run to the door
He’s already locked it And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!!
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read this at all:
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would read and then ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this.
20 fun things to do @ WalMart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.
8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. In the auto dept., practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!".
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!".
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!"
17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters.
18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.".
19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times.
20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!".
isnt WalMart just so interesting; Copy and paste to your profile if you have or plan to do these things in Wal-Mart
A MESSAGE TO JACK FROST: Pfft. "No one believes in me" MY BUTT. JACK, DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE CRAZY THINGS KIDS DO THESE DAYS FOR A SNOW DAY? Flush 3 ice cubes down the toilet, sleep with your PJs inside-out, wooden spoon under pillow/by window. Crazy kids these days...
IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS PUT IT ON YOUR PROFILE!
I believe the sun will shine, And the clouds will be high. That everything will be happy And there will be no crying, No drama, no heartbreaks, Just simplicity, A happiness no one could ever buy.
That is the place I wanna go.
-Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal! -Jack Frost
-And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise! -Rapunzel
-You just gestured to all of me! -Hiccup
-Pain is just a test of faith, whether it's physical or mental you have to stay strong and be faithful to God.- Adriana Frost
-Rain will fall, but we will stand tall. -Kida Peters/kidapeters.003
-Some people are like slinkies, they're really good for nothing... but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!
- They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I don't think you'd kill too many people.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, and tell Life to make his own darn lemonade!
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let Life wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, it's the number of how many times your breath gets taken away.
- I'm just like a crayon. I may not be your favorite color, but you'll need me in order to complete your picture.
- The best thing about music is that when it hits you, it doesn't hurt.
- She built up a world of magic because her real life was tragic.
- When the world says 'Give up', hope whispers: 'Try it one more time'.
- God gives his toughest battles to his bravest soldiers.
- As we grow older, it becomes harder to believe. Its not that we don't want to, its just that so much has happened that we just cant.
- Love is like violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever.
- Stars can't shine without darkness.
- Life is like freshly fallen snow. Be careful where you walk, because every step will show.
- I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.
- Seeing isn't believing.
- I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something.
- Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it.
- People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die.
- It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the physco for the rest of your life.
- I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.
- I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.
- I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christians will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you deny him he will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this.
Things I Never Knew! :D
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought... what?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't that save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts. BUT WHAT THE HECK IS (5-year-old's name) DOING IN MY CAR?! *Your car drives away wrecklessly* *facepalm*)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (...thanks for the warning?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". ("WHAT?!" Spits nuts out and looks at them weirdly. "No wonder they didn't taste like pinapples...")
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". (Aww, but I was going to throw them at people!) (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (while running of a cliff "WAIT! WHAT?!)
On artificial bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake bacon? :( Oh, but we do get REAL fake bacon! *Troll face*)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (Really?! We're supposed to eat food?!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops... *Gives to girl stranger* It's hers! *runs off*)
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (Erm... Keep out of children? Does that mean it's INSIDE them?! There must be a typo here...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (All of you, raise your hand if you have tried this! Yeah... Well too bad you can't.)
At the start of one thousand ways to die T.V show "do not attemp any actions seen in the recreations of this show you will die" (OMG I'm really glad you told me! I was THIS close to getting my hand stuck in the flesh eater!)
On a Nasonex Nasal Spray box: This product is for the NOSE. (Was someone using it for their ear?)
On 100 percent bees wax lip balm: Apply to desired area (So you can put it ANYWHERE? Ooooh...)
And if you actually read this far, YOU ROCK!!
And...Copy and paste this onto your profile if you read this far, and to make YOUR profile even longer than before!!
Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.
If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't seem to stop listening to music, EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Barney should roast in hell, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it.
If you LOOVE going hyper, copy this into your profile.
If you like loling, copy this into your profile
If you've ever wondered how you look like when you were still in your moms stomach, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever cuss at your posessions for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have looked at somebody before, copy this into your profile.
If you think you're sexy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've read all these, copy and paste this onto your profile.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.
I can tell when someone is lying.
I don't care what people say about me.
I am a strong girl.
I wasn't born to blend in.
I was born to stand out.
I sing as if no one was listening.
I dance as if no one was watching.
I love as though I have never loved before. (not really, I have loved people. For instance: YOUR FAMILY)
I will always stay strong no matter what goes for me.
I am perfect just the way I am.
God never makes a mistake creating us.
Bullying is always wrong.
Bullying means making fun of their imperfections, threatening them like they were never supposed to exist.
Bullies follow the devil.
I am a leader, and I will always be one.
No matter how many insults, I stand strong.
Copy and Paste if you are this person.
TRY NOT TO CRY:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE A GUEST. You'll regret it if you do... (laughs maniacally)
A girl wanted to be a ventriloquist. She wanted to be one so bad. So her father bought her a dummy for her to practice with, and there's a paper in the dummy's pocket that said 'mutta kamu oshi pamo.' Now that you have read these words straight from fanfiction... This dummy will be in your bed as soon as you wake up from your beauty sleep. Place this in your account if you do not want this freakin dummy in yo room, homie!
:I Hi. Doo wou wanna annoy a fwend ow a bwudah/shishter? Here are 14 ways to do so!
1. Tell your sibling he/she has a unibrow.
2. Fart when you're all in the car:Takes a long ride to get to your destinationThe A/C is on full blastSay, "does anyone smell that?" while wiggling your eyebrows
3. When sis/bro is gonna eat something you already munched on (like a lamppost, granola bar, etc.), and they just wanna snack on it for a lil bit, say "I'm sick." Fortunately, they will drop what you were eating. Pick it up (only if it isn't dirty) and start munching on it again, saying, "I'm jk." Then they would get pissed off at you XD works EVERY time!
4. Talk to them in gibberish.
5. Eat with your mouth open.
6. On a powerpoint presentation, stand up to block their view, and say, "my friend has a question!"
7. Talk to them in cookiemonster form. "C, is for cookies. Uhh... I like cookies! C is for candy! C is for cupcakes! C is for cake! C is for cotton candy! C is for I C U!!!" They will get really get uncomfortable and just get away from you as soon as possible.
8. Tell them "You know what I just realized? You had a pair of eyeballs" And do a troll face.
9. Wake them up at 3 in the morning and say, "it's time for school!" and really, it's summer vacation.
10. Sing in an off-pitch tune and if they complain, do it even worse.
11. Say, "Talk to the booty cuz the hand is on doody" shake your butt when u say booty, and make ur hand poop when u say the hand is on doody.
12. If they ask you for help just say "Talk to trashcan over there. Maybe he can help you" (point to the nearest trashcan) They will say "What the heck?"
13. When they poke your shoulder to get your attention, do this:Face themSay, "wait, I have something to say to you first."Open your mouth as if you're gonna say somethingWhen they're getting prepared to listen to what you're saying...Just make a disturbing noise
14.When they're all talking and talking and nagging, while you're doing nothing else stupid but daydreaming... (S)he might ask you if you're even listening to them... Just simply say "hi" and then go away.
Copy this on your profile if you wanna try one of these/liked it/laughed.
The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.)
P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
(x ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. how mean
(x) People have called you slow.
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
( x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
(x) You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
(x) You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will
(x) You break a lot of things.
(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Total: 38 Oh my gods. I'm stupid (Nah... It's just weirdness)
Mummy. . . Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go,
but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master. . .
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. . .
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer. . .
He had no army, yet kings feared him. . .
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word. . .
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. . .
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us. . .
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says. . .
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven. . . "
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Birth date: April 14th
Current Location: Asguard
Eye Color: Brown, almost Balck
Hair Color: Brown
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Aries
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: scottish, german
Your weakness: CHOCOLATE!
Your fears: Loosing my friends, loosing the person I love/care about
Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni and bacon... yummy...
Goal you'd like to achieve: Become a Profesional Writer :)
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your thoughts first waking up: Sleepy...Sleepy...What I was dreaming about...Fanfiction...I'm hungry... I wonder what Artemis is doing today... Stop being creepy!
Your best physical feature: MY FACE
Your bedtime: infinite
Your most missed memory: My dreams that never come back
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
Adidas or Nike: Don't care, never get new shoes anyway
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Milk
Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: My coffe is this site, or mnt. dew
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Cuss: No, at least thats what I'm putting
Take a shower: Yes every morning
Have a crush: *blush*
Think you've been in love: *nodnod*
Want to get married: Of course
Believe in yourself: Every second of life
Think you're a health freak: Yes
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Gone to the mall: Yes
Been on stage: Iie... (No)
Been dumped: I don't have a boyfriend nor have had one recently
Gone skateboarding: Sadly, I don't know how to do it...
Dyed your hair: NO
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED
a stripping game: No. I NEVER will.
Got beaten up: No. I will beat you up.
Changed who you were to fit in: No. Everyone knows who I am and I won't change myself for anyone.
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD
Age your hoping to be married: Before I turn 40 at least.
Age your hoping to have kids: Depends
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL
Best eye color: Green/Blue
Best hair color: Brown, with light highlights or lowlights
Long or Short? Depends on if its a girl or boy
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
1 MINUTE AGO: Doing this survey
1 HOUR AGO: Writing another chapter
1 YEAR AGO: Living, breathing, qwaking at my chrush
LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE: Hiccup/Jack Frost/Guy/Being myself
I FEEL: Happy
I HATE: Jerks, people who make fun of other people, and people who just don't know when to stop and shut up
I HIDE: when I feel sad and depressed or when I'm playing hide and seek
I MISS: My friends from school
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
Crapy\Funny pick up lines:
Why dont you catch a leprichan with me, maybe together we'll get lucky
Would you like a gin and platonic or a scotch and a sofa
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take tham off of you
I was so enchanted by your beauty I ran into that wall over there, so I'm gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes
I ussually date attractive girls, but I think its time I started dating somelike you
Didn't I see you on girls gone wild?
Hi, the vioces in my head told me to come over and talk to you
Your name must be Micky, cuz you're so fine
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
Don't let me be the one that got away
Do you belive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
I can read palms (Write your # on their hand) OOh, it says you're gonna call me soon
You're so beautiful, your birthday should be a national holiday
You look like my first wife, How many have you had? None
Can I take a pic. of you, so I can show santa what I wnat for christmas
Did you know...kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period 's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually really only need to apply mascara to your top 's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. (Some does to me...)89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first 's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
Pick the month you were born on...
1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 - a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that I love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - my lover
My sentence: I Killed a drunk... WHA-?! I DO NOT Kill people I dont know! *fuming in anger*
Gσt A Prσblεm?...Sσlνε It!
Think I'm Trippin?...Tiε Mч Shσε!
Cαn't Stαnd Mε?...Sit Dσωn!
Cαn't Fαce Mε?...Wεll Turn Arσund!
Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
Think Im Uglч?...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε?...Gσ Lιкє Yσurѕ!
Dσn't Knσw Mε?... Dσn't Judge Mε!
Think Yσu Knσw Mε?...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα!
Think I'm Not Cool?... Go Get A Fan!
Think I'm A Loser?...Find A Trophy!
Think I Have No Life?...Go Find One!
cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
cαℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
cαℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
cαℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
cαℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
cαℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ WEALTHY,
уσυ cαℓℓ мє αℓℓ тнєѕє тнιηgs, вυт I don't. so ωну вσтнєя?
Copy & Paste if you believe any of these things!
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it?
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy I am okay.
I am in an Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.
This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile:
Six Truths in Life
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ...
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted. (Sometimes.)
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (That is a gift, my friend.)
You wish you could fly.
You spend most of your time alone You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color. (Does it count if it's one of them?)
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. (Depends on the villian)
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules. (Some of them.)
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
7 signs your falling in love
7. You'll read their texts over and over again
6. You'll walk really really slow while you r with them
5. They become all you think about
4. You'll get high just by their smell
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling, when you think about them
2. You'll do anything for them
1. While reading this, there was
one person on your mind the
Paste this one your wall if there a guy on your mind when you are reading it.
15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "*", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 aren't heartless and will.Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a Heart. Put this as your status.
PERCY JACKSON PLEDGEI promise to remember Percy whenever I’m at seaI promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at meI promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of courseI promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorseI promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my sideI promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heightsI promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a frightI promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brotherI promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with othersI promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the starsI promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.Yes I promise to remember PJO whenever I go...
Copy and paste this to your profile if you love Percy Jackson the character.
Meaning of each letter in your name
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times
#-(._.-) A waffle for you,
(-._.)-# A waffle for her,
(-.#.-) A waffle for me,
-(;u;)- No waffle for you.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retarded cat
this is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line xD
42 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors.
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.
I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.
I, prontobadjuju, do solemnly swear to review all the fanfictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
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