Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon.
I got my username from a friend, who wouldn't stop saying... a lot of stuff one night, actually. I have one simple earthly need: a female Lucario. I want to call myself a Christian, but what I've written says otherwise. I feel bad about writing lemons, so I try to make up for it by making it bound by good morals. Still, bad is bad.
Race: 'Merican (white)
Skills: grammatically correct writing, pencil drawing, videomaking (ish), ukulele ocarina euphonium humming, GameCubing...
Desired Future Career: hobo
Pets: Snake, 1/5 of a cat
"That just makes me want to sit here and feel bad!" -Jake the Dog
"Put it on the table!" -Lord British
"My feelings for pokemon... oh, they attract me so..." -some girl in Verdanturf Town
"La ba gi na goo dah dee dah." -an ant
"This castle is in unacceptable condition! UNACCEPTABLE!!" -Lemon Grab
"Use caution -- one does not simply walk into Mordor." -Google Maps
"It means 'suck it please, Gus'!" -Shawn Spencer