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"Keep calm and carry on? No thanks. I'd rather raise hell and change the world."

It is better to keep your mouth shut and make people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

I wasn't calling you names. I was stating the obvious.

Age: 13

Hobbies: Archaeology, Atlatl (primitive spear throwing weapon)

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent laughing your ass off

95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Beiber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell, "Do a flip you crack-headed retard!"

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

-Children of rival gods can fall in love.

-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

-Math teachers really are evil.(I think my 6th grade math teacher is Alecto... I'm NOT kidding)

-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

-Elvis was a magician. No, really.

-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

-Boomerangs can cast spells.

-It's possible to gamble moonlight.

-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

-Rainbows have power.

-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

-Even plants can wage war.

-It's not safe to leave a possessed Hispanic alone in a warship.

-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.


I shall remember Zeus

When I see lightning in the sky

I shall remember Athena

When an owl's flying high

I shall remember Poseidon

Whenever I'm at sea

I shall remember Ares

When someone's mean to me

I shall remember Hades

When I think of someone passed away

I shall remember Aphrodite

When it's Valentine's Day

I shall remember Artemis

When I see an arrow and a bow

I shall remember Hestia

When a fire brightly glows

I shall remember Dionysus

When I see someone drinking wine

I shall remember Demeter

When the plants are growing fine

I shall remember Apollo

When I see the gleaming sun

I shall remember Hermes

When I see someone on the run

I shall remember Hera

When I hear of a queen

I shall remember Hephaestus

When I see an invention that's extreme

Wherever I go, Whatever I see

I shall remember the deities of ancient Greece


1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian


THESE ARE Percyjacksonlover13purple’s quotes.

"Don't mess with the mail man he knows where you live"

"Keep calm and go to Camp Half-Blood"

"There are 2 types of people in this world; those who are idiots and those who say banana"

"If your sick, I don't care"

"Your incredibly attractive, to bad I have to kill you."

"You see my face this is my 'Dont care' face its the exact same as my 'Shut up' face"

"If I die I wanna die like I am today. So make sure I am wearing this outfit and my hair is wonderfully straight!"

"Don't worry it's not like I'm judging you, I mean the judges are judging you but that's better than me judging you."

"Too late already judging."

"There are 2 things that I'm good at, I just don't now what they are yet"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS THE DOGAPOCALYSPE!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! its a crisis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"My sister calls it "A TOASTER OVEN" I just call it "a slightly more advanced easy-bake oven."

"Anybody else notice whenever you see a picture of Nico Di Angelo he has a retarded look on his face."

"OH MY GODS I AM BEING ATTACKED BY MY TINY ROBOT HOUSE CLEANER!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Some say, "people should be kind to one another", I say, "If they're mean, kill them, if they're nice, kill them


If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

If your friends are WEIRD put this on your profile

If you suck at video games copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile.

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!


1.YOUR REAL NAME: Sedona

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Sedizzle

3.YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color and favorite animal): Purple Mammoth

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rose Coxeyville

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Kolsedhde

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Gatorade

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lily

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. Put this on your profile if you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!!

BUMPER STICKER WORTHY

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

When in doubt, make up words!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? Congress? Thought so.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said i was blaming you.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. WISDOM YO

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

"Be yourself, because everyone else is taken"

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

CREEPY!:

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION- RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES- LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS NO MORE ZS

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Random Sayings In No Particular Order:

Learn from me. I am wise. No I'm not. Overlook me. Don't. Are you confused? No, you're not. I am happy. You are sad. No, I'm sad. You're not happy. You are happy. I'm confusing. You are confused. Now it makes sense. Ha.

Smile... even though it freaks other people out.

There's a fine line between sanity and insanity. I believe I crossed it several hundred miles back.

When there's an awkward silence... "FOR NARNIA!"

I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter.

Ah... Medieval Times. When boys opened doors for girls instead of trampling them on their way out. Those were the good old days.

Keep smiling –– it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.

I wasn't calling you names. I was stating the obvious.

I'm sick of all this talk about vampires and werewolves. What we really need is a good book about unicorns.

I'm not cynical. Everything just sucks.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.

The difference between brilliance and stupidity is that brilliance has its limits.

I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid.

You have the right to remain silent, so please just shut up.

I didn't slap you! I just gave you a high five in the face.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.

If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them AND you have their shoes!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into things.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest to sit down and shut up.

Whoever says nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Whoever says that words never hurt has obviously never gotten hit by a dictionary.

Whoever says "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has obviously never tried.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

I'm only Grumpy because you're Dopey.

Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate!

US quality: made in China.

Other people want to be werewolves and vampires. I want to be a unicorn.

Quotes:

"Keep calm and carry on? No thanks. I'd rather raise hell and change the world."

"Be yourself, don't take anything from anyone, and NEVER let them take you alive." -Gerad Way

"Whether here or in the real world, you can cry when it hurts."

"Remember me as I was not as I am." -Fall Out Boy

"Don't be to strong-you'll only hurt yourself in the end."

"See you in hell." -Captain Jack Harkness

"Time's a slut. She screws everybody." -John Green (Fault in Our Stars)

"Be yourself, because everyone else is already taken."

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"The best of us can find happiness in misery." -Fall Out Boy

"The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." -Henry Ford


PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen Time Wasted Dreaming Sammilovesbutterflies the-crazy-kit-kat bestgyrl SilverNight ShadowLight/Fred Hunter MrsLukeCastellan(Daughter of Hermes) srkatlatlqueen/Sedona

Sometimes the prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets,
the prettiest eyes have cried the most tears,
and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain

There is no such thing as an ending,
Just a new beginning

-I am strong because I know my weaknesses,
I am beautiful because I am aware of my flaws,
I am fearless because I learn to recognize illusion from reality,
I am wise because I learn from my mistakes,
I am a lover because I have felt hate,
And I can laugh because I have known sadness.

-Dream as if you'll live forever,
Live as if you'll die tomorrow

-Sometime you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory

-I think that the only reason why people hold onto memories so tight for so long is because memories are the only things that don't change even when people do

-People say that it's the bad memories that cause the most pain but actually it's the good ones that drive you insane

1. Annabeth

2. Percy

3. Grover

4. Chiron

5. Talia

6. Clarisse

7. Rachel

8. Athena

9. Poseidon

10. Nico


1. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? (Chiron, Grover, Athena)

It is so inexplicably weird. But someone is vaporized.

2. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? (Poseidon, Talia)

No answer.

3. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? (Annabeth,Talia)

Annabeth, she is awesome.

4. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in…their reaction? (Percy, Rachel, Nico)

a.That is just wrong! b. Nico is jealous!

5. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? (Grover, Clarisse, Athena)

I am starting to regret putting Athena in there. But, Athena and Ares start fighting.

6. 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2, or 7? (Chiron, Nico, Percy, Rachel)

Duh! Percy!

7. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens? (Annabeth)

It burns like the Phlegethon!

8. 1 and 7 are making out and 9 walks in! What happens? (Annabeth, Rachel, Poseidon)

He tells Percy and Percy is sad.

9. 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? (Grover, Athena, Chiron, Poseidon)

Athena, but she can't get married, so none of them.

10. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2 is release. What is it? (Rachel, Percy, Talia)

For Talia to leave the hunters?

11. You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose? (Annabeth, Clarisse)

Annabeth, sorry Clarisse

13. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? (Grover)

He kicks them all!

14. Everyone is invited to 10 and 2’s wedding except for 8. How do they react? (Nico, Percy, Athena)

She kills him for breaking her favorite daughter's heart.

15. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Clarisse, Rachel)

She has green smoke that shoots out of her mouth. Wouldn't you be scared? Even as the daughter of Ares

16. 10 gathers everyone around to tell a fairytale. How does it go? (Nico)

Everyone screams because it's about the Fields of Punishment.

17. 10 arrives late for 2 and 1’s wedding. What happens? Why are they late? (Nico, Percy, Annabeth)

Nothing, they forgive him.

18. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house? What happens? (Talia, Poseidon)

Zeus gets really mad and, it's HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

19. 3, 6, and 4 get invited to 8’s birthday party. How does it go? What presents to they give 8?(Grover, Clarisse, Chiron, Athena)

Books and paper and pencils duh!!!!

20. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? (ME!!!!)

I kissed Percy!

21. 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?(Poseidon, Percy)

Percy hates his dad and joins Luke and Kronos's army.

22. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 1 save her/himself or 6?(Annabeth, Clarisse)

They find a way to both survive.

23. 2 is upset! Why? Who tries to comfort him/her, 9 or 10? What do they do?(Percy, Poseidon, Nico)

Poseidon tells him that he is his favorite son.

24. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to the rescue. What happens?(Talia, Nico)

That just wouldn't happen.

25. 3 starts a camp. What happens?(Chiron)

He already started a camp. Camp Half Blood!

26. 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?(Chiron, Clarisse, Rachel, Athena)

They just keep doing it until the whole camp joins in. :)

27. 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2’s reaction?(Annabeth, Poseidon, Nico, Percy)

Disgusted!

28. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?(Rachel)

No?

29. 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?(Athena,Grover)

Athena manifests some and Grover gets some from the nymphs.

30. While they are camping, they run into James (from Twilight). What do they do?

Athena vaporizes him.

PERCY JACKSON OATH

(Now repeat the following with your right hand over your heart, right hand in the air)

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

when a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

when I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

when I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

when I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes by my car

I promise to remember Mr.D

When I’m in a grumpy mood

I promise to remember the Stoll brothers

When I pull an awesome prank.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

when I see a smile that gleams bright.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

It’s a way of life, you know...

(now say “I swear it on the river of the Styx”)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 48 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of vertical widths.

I'm so gangster. I carry a squirt gun.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.
If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.
If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.
If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed.


ROSES ARE RED,

VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

I DON'T OWN PERCY

AND NEITHER DO YOU!


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.


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WHAT TO DO NEXT TIME YOUR ON THE ELEVATOR:

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Hire a Labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction.

28.Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."

29.Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you. There's no way I could do that one because mine are the silent and deadly type." The just grin.

30.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you couldn't stop laughing!

QUOTES AND RANDOM THOUGHTS:

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!


If you love Percy Jackson so much that your friends are planning an intervention, copy and paste this in your Profile.

If you want to join me in Rehab so we can secretly keep reading PJO and HoO without repercussions, copy and paste in your Profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have read PJO over ten times, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall, copy this to your profile.

A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"

A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.

A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"

A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"

A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure. Or pull you over to the computer by your hair and yell at to watch!

A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree.

A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.

A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book.

A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.

A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.

A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing.

A stranger stabs you in the front

A friend stabs you in the back

A boyfriend stabs you in the heart

But best friends only poke each with straws

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

(I will italicize the ones I've already done...I do some of this.)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Kids Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a nerd, an athlete, artist, musician, and a gullible person copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have best friends that are always there for you and listen to every weird thing you say, copy and paste this to your profile.

A good percentage of boys are in love with Black Ops and a majority of girls are obsessed with Justin Bieber (BIEBER BLAST HA!). Copy and paste this to your profile if you don't like either.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both of us)

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Good friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotypes that fit you.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (ME)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (ME!)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (ME!)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (ME!)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (ME!)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (ME!)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy (ME!)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (ME!)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (ME!)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly (ME!)

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (ME!)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (ME!)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (ME!)

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (ME)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (ME)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (ME)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (ME)

I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz. (ME)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (What else? Frozen?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) (Ok, It was supposed to be translated as " to be used for intended use only" basically what it means is don't use your food processor as a wood chipper people. lol)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Omigod!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere? And if so... do I really want to know?)

People say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think the gun helps. If I just yelled "BANG!", I don't think I'd kill too many people.

If you have ever fell up the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you love Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.

If you love Percy, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about House of Anubis, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. I'm 5'8" and called Skyscraper

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is a Jacob Black somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Jacob Black), copy this into your profile.

If you think that HUNGER GAMES is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. On my birthday!

If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. I didn't know the alphabet song until 4th grade at the end of the year.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (hehehe)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time)

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile


IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle]
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits

Set Fire to the Rain

Waking Up

Demons

School

Gone gone gone

Making Your New Best Friend

A thousand years

Falling In Love

Human

Breaking Up

Pompeii

Graduation

Icarus

Death Of A Close Friend

Timber

Flashback

Wrecking ball

Wedding Scene

Can't hold us

Car Accident

Someone like you

Final Battle

Brave

Death Scene

It's Time

Funeral Song

Lego house

End Credits

Let it go


Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re post it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says..."If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this on your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a friend that thinks House of Anubis it stupid and refuses to Watch it, copy and paste this on your profile If you want to join me in hating her while fangirling over Eddie Miller email me)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste. (A thunderstorm saved my mom's life soooo...)

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profileIf you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and pasteIf you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as i do copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Percy Jackson, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile (I. The sad part is that it was last year.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the demigods and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results(Percy Jackson!), copy this onto your profile


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If you think that you deserve a cookie because your actually reading my endless profile copy and paste this on yours. (And you're correct, if you're actually reading this you deserve a life's supply of cookies)

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobic

3/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

6/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

8/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
you like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

5/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You need anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

7/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You are a very good archer.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

8/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

3/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is "It’s never a party without me."
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

6/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10


Funny warning labels (I love these!)

Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness (No shit Sherlock.)

Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (So your saying I can't stick them up my nose?)

Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (Oops. guess I shouldn't have eaten them. *cough*)

Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Aw, I wanted to see if I could unhinge my jaw like a snake!)

Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire (Oh no!)

Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume (Damn it!)

Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to do my hair!)

Road Sign Caution: water on road during rain. (Really? Scandalous!)

Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside. (so putting my fruit roll-up inside won't work?)

Soy Milk: Shake well and buy often (what if I don't want to?)

Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. (Darn. I was looking forward to a good game of air conditioner toss.)

Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (Um, OW!!!!!!)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny to help him gain world domination.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.

I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.

Favorite Quotes-

-Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present

-Guys fall in love for what they see,
And girls fall in love with what they hear.
That's why girls use make-up and boys lie.

-When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile

-You'll know you're strong if you can stand in the rain... and smile

-Everybody wants happiness,
Nobody wants pain,
But you can't have a rainbow,
Without a little rain

-Anyone who thinks that sunshine is pure happiness has never danced in the rain

-What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us

-Never take someone for granted
Hold every person close to your heart
Because you might wake up one day
And realize that you've lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones

-Having somewhere to go is home
Having someone to love is family
Having both is a blessing

-There is no such thing as an ending,
Just a new beginning

-If love is not a game,
Why are there so many players?

-The first to apologize is the bravest,
The first to forgive is the strongest,
And the first to forget is the happiest.

-It's better to find someone who will change your life,
Not just your relationship status

-Dream as if you'll live forever,
Live as if you'll die tomorrow

-Sometime you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory

-I think that the only reason why people hold onto memories so tight for so long is because memories are the only things that don't change even when people do

-People say that it's the bad memories that cause the most pain but actually it's the good ones that drive you insane

-Love isn't finding someone you can live with,
It's finding someone you can't live without

-Love is like a rubber band, held at both ends by two people...
When one leaves, it hurts the other

-No one can promise they'll never hurt you because at one time or another they will.
The real promise is if the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end.

-I'm proud of my heart.
It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken,
But somehow still works.

-Having a rough morning?
Place your hand over your heart, feel that?
That's called purpose.
You're alive for a reason.
Don't give up

-There's "Hell" in hello,
"Good" in goodbye,
"Lie" in believe believe,
"Over" in lover,
"End" in friend,
"Ex" in next,
"If" in life,
And "Laughter" in slaughter

-Follow your heart, but take your brain with you

-The worst regret we have in life is not for the wrong things we did, but for the right things we could have done but never did

-Never give up on someone you can't spend a day not thinking about

-It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember

-It's hard to forget someone you imagined spending forever with

-If I love you enough to let you go, would you love me enough to come back?

-You can't just stop loving someone,
Either you never did, or you always will

-You can't force yourself to stop liking or loving someone, but you can tell yourself that you deserve better and try to move on

-I've learned that people will forget what you said,
People will forget what you did,
But people will never forget how you made them feel

-Love is an unwanted force,
When we try to control it, it destroys us.
When we try to imprison it, it enslaves us.
When we try to understand it, it leaves us feeling lost and confused

-It doesn't make sense to let go of something you had for so long, but it also doesn't make sense to hold on when there's actually nothing there

-Follow love and it will flee,
Flee love and it will follow

-Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living

-Have you ever wanted to ask a question, but didn't because you knew in your heart that you wouldn't be able to handle the answer?

-It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow

-It feels amazing when you finally realize that you no longer need or want the person who walked away from you

-When people walk away from you, let them go.
Your destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves you.
And it doesn't mean that they are bad people,
It just means that their part in your history is over.

-Never lose yourself while trying to hold on to someone who doesn't care about losing you

-Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met

-When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin.
It works not because it settles the question for you,
But because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air,
You suddenly know what you are hoping for.

-Love is a cycle:
When you love, you get hurt
When you get hurt, you hate
When you hate, you try to forget
When you try to forget, you start missing
And when you start missing...
You'll eventually fall in love all over again

-Love begins with a smile,
Grows with a kiss,
And ends with a teardrop

-Falling in love is awfully simple,
But falling out of love is simply awful

-Don't fall in love,
There's just too much to lose,
If given the choice, I beg you to chose,
To walk away

-Distance never seperates two hearts that really care

-Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by the heart

-I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you

-If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever

-If a man expects his woman to be an angel in his life,
Then he should first create a heaven for her

-He might have called you hot, but he called me beautiful.
Wanna know the difference?
RESPECT

-Sometimes the prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets,
the prettiest eyes have cried the most tears,
and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain

-A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we’re pretending to be. Each unveils the best part of the other. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we’re safe in our own paradise. Our soulmate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction. When we’re two balloons, and together our direction is up, chances are we’ve found the right person. Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life

-Don't fall in love
Fall from a bridge
It hurts less

-If I had to chose between loving you and breathing, I'd use my last breath to say "I love you"

Reality Of Fear:

You're not scared of the dark,
You're scared of what's in it

You're not afraid of heights,
You're afraid of falling

You're not afraid of the people around you,
You're afraid of rejection

You're not afraid to love,
You're just afraid of not being loved back

You're not afraid to let go,
You're afraid to accept the reality that he's gone

You're not afraid to try again,
You're just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.


WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CRITICIZE SOMEONE'S OTP! IF THEY KILL YOU, IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Calling me GAY doesn't make you STRAIGHT. Calling me a SLUT doesn't make you a VIRGIN. Calling me MEAN doesn't make you NICE. Calling me STUPID doesn't make you a GENIUS. Calling me UGLY doesn't make you beautiful. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you want. What's the point of bullying, anyway? To all you bullies out there: I know your secret: You're insecure.

The girl you just called fat? She is over-dosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on, hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He's abused enough at home. The man with the ugly scars? He fought for his and YOUR country. That kid you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. The girl you just called a freak? She committed suicide five minutes ago because she felt worthless. Copy and paste this on your profile. Bullying has to stop.


Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! you believe in GOD, put this in your profile

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends have ever called you evil, copy and paste this into your profile.


Its not where you come from, its where you belong
Nothing I would trade, I wouldn't have it any other way
You're surrounded by love, and you're wanted
So never feel alone, you are here with me
Right where you belong

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Choices by ezeil reviews
Percy Jackson is the heir of Atlantic Company. Joined him as he discover music and love. All characters are mortals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 225,180 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J.
Blind Date by Tarheel1023 reviews
Modern AU. What happens when you are set up on a blind date with the boss you hate? What happens when you are set up on a blind date with a certain employee you hate? Maleficent Thorn is the Chief of The Homicide Department of The LAPD. Diaval Corvus is a Homicide Dectective that works for Chief Thorn. Niether are very fond of the other. Eventual Maleval. T for darker themes.
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,798 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Maleficent, Diaval] Aurora
England's Greatest Era by Mischievous Little Owl reviews
Embark on a journey with Annabeth and Percy as they become from Childhood Friends to Secret Lovers. And maybe Husband and Wife. All here in this English themed story about the kings and queens. Co-written by BeautiWind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,232 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Run this town by Casbutt-in-Camelot reviews
A superhero AU; Annabeth works in a museum by day, and as a hero at night, under the name Night Owl. This would be great, if Typhoon would just leave her alone on her shifts. And if Piper wouldn't pester her about the new guy, Percy, so often.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,923 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Piper M. - Complete
Alive by HungerJackson reviews
Five years after a car accident Annabeth wakes up from coma as a twenty-two-year-old woman. The first thing she sees as she comes back to the world is a pair of green eyes—her doctor's eyes. He has taken care of her since she arrived. But now that she's back she finds out that everything's changed, and suddenly she doesn't know if being alive again is good or not.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,857 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Children of The Games by mrslukecastellan reviews
There were 4 winners of the 74th Hunger Games. Cato, Clove, Katniss, and Peeta. It's been 14 years and they are married with kids.What happens when they meet? I made some story changes.Only read if you've read the books.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 222,400 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cato, Clove, Katniss E., Peeta M.
Lone Star State Of Mine by Jenye reviews
Modern AU. There are three types of people in Dawson, Texas: those who are trying to flee, those who embrace their small town fate, and the Mellarks. Mellark Ranch; largest cattle ranch South of Dallas, employer of ranch hand, Katniss Everdeen, and home of The Ohio State Buckeyes' running back, Peeta Mellark. And Peeta Mellark is coming back home today.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,433 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Seeing through fog by Id65 reviews
Annabeth has the perfect life. Good school, good friends, good family. But no boyfriend. Then she bumps into Percy Jackson, International Singing sensation in the most popular boy band. - - This is going to be a nice long fic. Please Read, and Comment! Rated T for swearing
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,266 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Thalia G., Piper M. - Complete
A House United by shesasurvivor reviews
Follow up to Blue on Grey. Katniss Everdeen has done the unspeakable with Union soldier Peeta Mellark. Now she's agreed to marry him. But first, they must make it through a proper courtship while surviving the trials of the Reconstruction Era South. Historical AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,503 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Shadow Traveling Into a Nightmare by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Nico takes Persephone's suggestion to keep from being bored; so he shadow travels to a random place. With Nico's luck, it is no suprise when it ends up being Victoria's Secret... And when he meets a familiar face there, everything turns embarrassing. Two-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Nico A. - Complete