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Joined 02-17-13, id: 4550342, Profile Updated: 02-18-13
Author has written 1 story for Homestuck.

Hi! My name's. . . not important, but you can call me shebamimi or sheba. . . or mimi.

Umm, I have three cats and a tendency to type like Roxy from Homestuck if I don't pay enough attention.

I'm 15 and trying my hand at writing fanfictions because I always love to read them.

Apparently I'm really good at math (when I don't mix crap up). I guess that's all I have to say for now.

If you have any advice, suggestions, or corrections, please comment or message me.

Thanks for reading!

Currently Working On

People Just Suck Sometimes: Homestuck fanfic, OCxEquius. Halfway through the second chapter. The first one is crappy in my opinion, but I think the second one is better so far.

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A Leave of Absence by tainted-tash reviews
Written for the Secret Snarry Swap 2014. Harry has been gone for 5 years and now Minerva calls him back to re-ward Hogwarts. Having left because of his feelings for Severus, Harry is now forced to see the man who was his very reason for disappearing in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Pianist on the Subway by JustDrinkTea reviews
There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's... They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Hammertime, Pepsicola
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,260 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Colorblind by cinnamonfaygo reviews
Gamzee is a mechanic hired by Her Condescension to keep up the repairs of her airship, the Cuttlefish, on its maiden voyage. As far as everyone but his moirail, Karkat knows, he's just Gamzee Opphee, a lowly maroonblood. His true blood color would condemn him to death under the harsh rules of Earth in 1853. What happens when a young Cavalreaper is determined to discover his secret?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Karkat V., Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Scheherazade by koi no yokan reviews
As Tavros Nitram watches another burgundy-dripping chunk of his predecessor being hauled out of the Chamber of the Grand Highblood, it occurs to him once again that his life might, in fact, uh, suck. (Gam/Tav) AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,302 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Three bottles of Faygo and a Chocolate pie by Jamtav reviews
Gamzee stumbles upon a cute, little cafe. But that's not what keeps bringing him back everyday at the exact same time. It's the little handicapped boy working there. -Humanstuck- Alot of Tavzee fluff! Rated T for Gamzee's mouth. Really short chapters!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,158 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
When You Look Me In The Eyes by blueicequeen reviews
Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,112 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 250 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Speechless by JustDrinkTea reviews
It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound. And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life. Mute!Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Coffee Black by owlpostagain reviews
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
A Fragile Dream by DreamWeaver44 reviews
AU, nonmagic. When Lord Voldemort announces that he is looking for an heir, the Dursley family brings along their servant, Harry Potter to the ball being held. What happens when the two meet? Slash oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,295 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Subtleties by MistressKiko reviews
Maybe... tomorrow. Maybe he'd tell Dirk how he was feeling about all this tomorrow. FLUFF.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
What You Do To Me by I.Write.Love reviews
Two years after moving to New York for college, John starts to miss his best friend when he gets an unexpected surprise on snowy night. Dave/John. Absolute fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Schoolstuck by ghostpirates reviews
All: Get thrown to Earth by the Scratch, back to the day the kids' game started, and start school. -School AU starting after the Scratch was initiated. Pairings galore, obviously. The idea just wouldn't leave me alone. Enjoy, hopefully.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Influence of Souls by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] - Complete
Happy New Year Draco by shadowdweller25 reviews
Sideshot of And A Happy New Year! Fred and George have a surprise for Draco on New Years Day. But Draco too has a surprise for Fred and George. See how they celebrate the New Year. FW/DM/GW. Warning: Slash, M/M, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Draco M., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thank You Lord Voldemort by Resqgal reviews
In Harry's seventh year a curse Voldemort creates has unexpected consequences. HPSS Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,258 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
The human Kribliss by Swing-21 reviews
Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Donuts Make You Fat by VanityWantsYou reviews
Gaara goes to the gym to lose weight after Temari tells him he's fat. There, he meets the ever youthful Rock Lee! GaaLee oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Noir Et Blanc by Tsurai Shi reviews
There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes. SEQUEL DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,452 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Double Looks by charming2drew reviews
HPDM. Alternate Universe. Harry is not the boy who lived, just a regular quiet abused kid with no friends. Until people suddenly want to know who he is as well as a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,160 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Awakening of Todd Casil by InvaderxJaden reviews
Poor Todd has never truely been happy. That is, unil one swift blow to his father's chest changed everything. I mean EVERYTHING. All characters copyright JCV, not me
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Squee, Johnny C.
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wedding Date by gemlou137 reviews
Slash! Harry Potter gets called back to England for his sister's wedding but has to bring a date. He reluctantly finds himself a hired escort. Facing his tormentors again after several years Harry somehow manages to fall in love with his escort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,689 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy & the Heart of Slytherin by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,957 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
People Just Suck Sometimes reviews
First Fanfic. Trolls are now living on Earth and can go to the same schools as humans. Wording is kinda weird, explanation of why at the bottom. The second chapter doesn't seem to be as crappy to me.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Equius Z.