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Joined 02-17-13, id: 4551489, Profile Updated: 08-30-14
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.

I cuss a lot. I like slash. I regret nothing. =3

It occurred to me that I should probably write a little more in here, though, to be honest, I really suck at writing profiles. You see that avatar over there? That's Groucho Marx for anyone who doesn't recognize him. Go wiki him, the page is a hilarious read.

If you did look him up, or know anything about his character and somewhat brash wry sense of humor, then you've got a good handle on what my writing style is. I don't take myself too seriously, but I'm obsessive about trying to stay true to the characters as I see them. I don't pull punches, and I'm a hopeless sap. I tend to do the unexpected, but I foreshadow a lot with subtle hints. I LOVE TO LAUGH...and cuss. I'm not afraid of internal dialogue or the complicated tangled mess that raw emotions of all shapes and sizes can turn people into. I'm patiently impatient, I take things slow with scattered moments of absolute chaos.

I also don't do the whole traditional seme/uke thing. I just can't. Characters are imaginary people...but they're still *people* in my head. I have a very difficult time restricting them to stereotypical roles when I see them as complex flawed humans. Sorry! =(

There are probably two things you should be warned of: I'm horrible about not leaving reviews, and I can be real sporadic with responding to any messages. It's a personality flaw I'm trying to amend, so I apologize in advance for the times I will inevitably become a complete flake.

Wooo!! The story 'Things Just Ain't the Same...' IS COMPLETE! XD *does a little dance*

Can you tell I'm a Naruto x Kakashi fan? Believe it or not, I'm also a fan of Naruto x Gaara, or Shikamaru, or Kiba. The last one is a badboy pairing. They can be such punks when they get together, I love it. XD I simply adore the chemistry each of them has with Naruto as friends, brothers, partners, whatever!

Actually, you know what? I just love the chemistry Naruto has with EVERYONE. F* it! I luv the derpy goob, he's such a cuddly bundle of sunshine and drama.

I don't really do the 'copy/paste' thing, but this quote is so perfect it leaves me speechless.

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you. Then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore."

-Neil Gaiman

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Picture links for the story 'Don't Cry':

(you have to scroll down for the image/doujin)

(holy crap, I never noticed - or I forgot, because I AM A FLAKE - the ANBU mask is in the final panel! I'm such a worthless hack... XD )

Link to Chinese translations:

(DREAMER1084 is a goddess for doing these translations. WORSHIP HER WITH ME! On a side-note, I'm an ass for not having this link up sooner. *facepalm* )

Link to German translations:

(You see that note right above this one? Replace the name with Cicatrix, copy, paste, and stand in awe at my inhuman flexibility as I kick the shit out of myself for taking so long to get this link up here. )

A note to Anastasia:

I wish you'd signed in, then I would have been able to PM you with an answer to your question. The names are dumb because they're from cheesy porn novels. Besides, role-playing is a little kinky, but it's hella fun! It was meant to be humorous, and I am sorry you didn't get the joke. As for the other issue, well, to each their own. =)

I have a forum now! It's a "behind the scenes" thing to offer public answers to questions I got in reviews. ...or to answer questions that I didn't get in reviews. Lots of "did you know" facts and unnecessarily long-winded explanations, because I'm kind of neurotic and I tend to overthink EVERYTHING. =P

Thank you for stopping by! And thank you all for reviewing, or fav'ing, or following, or just reading these stories! You don't have to like everything I write, and you don't have to read everything I write. But if I got you to smile just once, then it was all worth it. =D

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Wicked Games by ropesburg reviews
They spent many sunny afternoons on wicked games. A collection of KakaNaru oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Here Comes the Night by ropesburg reviews
A lot of things are happening in Konoha. Tsunade is stepping down, but there are some things to be done before a new Hokage can take her place. Kakashi comes back from a lengthy mission but doesn't even notice the commotion. He only has eyes for someone else... KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,392 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
of bruised brains and dog baths by ohthelinsanity reviews
Sakura hits her head, Naruto's her lackey, and Sasuke's name might be Sai. Sure, her concussion's making everything a but wonky but at least she knows Kakashi's probably still a tease. [Team 7 fluff] [post series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
KakaNaru Prompt Drabbles by Loveless Paradox reviews
Every day is something different when your lover is the most unpredictable ninja, Naruto Uzumaki. Sometimes Kakashi doesn't know what to do with his lover, he can just be so... Request Prompts, Review/PM [Most of the stories are K , some have lemons though]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The KakaNaru Dumpsite by S c h e m a t i c reviews
This is a collection of all stories that relate to anything KakaNaru; either with romance or none. All KakaNaru prompts are accepted, no matter what it entails. One person can have more than one prompt; there is no limit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,538 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Serenade by Poppy Grave Dreams reviews
The epic romance of Sakura and Sai. Or, maybe not.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Sakura H., Sai
Goodbyes by Placid Acid reviews
Kakashi is leaving for a mission and Naruto is there to see him off. He wants the kind of goodbye straight out of one of his Icha Icha novels but is his blue eyed lover capable of such a thing? KakaNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2615 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Watched by a Flower by Sanity and Katlin reviews
Sakura watching Naruto and Kakashi... No warnings
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Window shopping by Cicatrix6 reviews
There's a creepy old man with a thing for a certain hot blond boy. There's also a creepy not-so-old man with a thing for a certain hot blond boy. And finally, there's a certain hot blond boy with a thing for a creepy not-so-old man. barspoon's drabble challenge: Oblivious!Naruto with stalker/seducer who disappears at jealous!Kakashi watching over him. [KakaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
11 reasons Kakashi never healed by whohasamonkey reviews
11 insights as to why Kakashi never fully healed. Please R&R. [Spoilers from Kakashi Gaiden]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kakashi H.
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Legends of the Foxwife by ladywinterfic reviews
Collection of KakaNaru oneshots. Variable rating, read the headers. - Tale 30: Like A Rock
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Confession to my Love by ObsidianLace reviews
Naruto has waited all year to confess his love. Will Kakashi accept it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
This is by whohasamonkey reviews
[Oneshot] To Naruto he is a total mystery. But when he decides he wants to know who Kakashi really is, things don't turn out as easily as he thought. MM, AU,Written for 20loves community
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
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The Charm is Broken Utterly reviews
(Shalott series #5) Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story. One curse is the death of anyone who gets too close, the other is a curse of three lives that won't let Kakashi keep his distance. He's weak because he's let them get close, he's a failure because he knows he doesn't really have a gift for teaching, and he's worthless because he can't seem to stop enjoying it so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Web was Woven Curiously reviews
(Shalott series #4) Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story. Two wrongs don't make a right, and two negatives don't make a positive. But two negatives don't not make a positive, and two poisons can cancel each other out to save a life. So, if a lifelong curse is slowly coming undone because of an acursed dysfunctional trio of brats...does that make it a blessing in disguise?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Gender Bias reviews
SakuraxNarutoxSasuke Gender-swap PWP. Setting: Post-war *AU*. Little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy-dogs' tails. Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Young adults are made of hormones and cussing and an identity crisis waiting to happen. Especially when you wake up in a body that's the wrong gender... ("Romance" is frenemies with benefits?)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,491 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven - Complete
The Curse is Come Upon Me reviews
(Shalott series #3) Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story. Everyone has a calendar in their head that lists happy occasions. The problem is Kakashi's calendar haunts him with tragedies and failures overlapping what should have been happily remembered dates. And as stupid as he knows it is...he can't help feeling like he's cursed. And try as he might...he can't find a way to break it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Kushina U., Team Seven - Complete
The Mirror Cracked from Side to Side reviews
(Shalott series #2) Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story. Hiruzen was the only one who knew the real reason why Kakashi left ANBU, and he took that knowledge to his grave. On paper it was 'a successful mission'. The killer had been stopped. On that same paper in Kakashi's file was a seal for his confidential medical records, hidden beneath the words 'Voluntarily Retired From ANBU'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Gai M., Inoichi Y. - Complete
Pack reviews
Tobirama-centric one-shot, Gen story set during the initial forming of Konoha. There is a reason so many different cultures have myths about lost children being raised by wolves. There is a reason the most dangerous animal you can ever encounter in the wild is a mother protecting her young. There is a reason Konoha has a sexual assault rate so low it is almost non-existent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Certain Things Rearrange, and This Whole World Seems Like a New Place reviews
This is an appendix to my story 'Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter gets Captured by the Game'. It's a collection of vignettes from the point of view of various other characters mentioned in the story. It gives details and answers questions that can't be told in the main fic. Rated M for implied situations, some bad cussing (*cough* Kiba... *cough*), and a little violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,523 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter Gets Captured by the Game reviews
KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 163,498 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Notes reviews
Sarutobi Hiruzen-centric one-shot, Gen story. A continuation of the second mini-story in my fic 'Don't Cry'. The Sandaime's day was not going well. Kakashi was in the hospital, Naruto had gotten into another fight, and he was stuck picking up all the pieces. Something had to be done about Naruto's temper, but he was at a loss as to how to get through to the boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Out Flew the Web and Floated Wide reviews
(Shalott series #1) Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story. At six years old Kakashi was promoted to Chuunin. The day of that victory he raced home to hopefully raise his father's spirits. Surely Sakumo would have to say something after weeks of silence. Surely Kakashi would see him smile now. Surely...he couldn't be seeing what was right before his eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Los Lobos reviews
Kakashi and Naruto one-shot, Gen story. Setting: pre-war. Rated T for creepy dude POV. Johnny was a lone wolf, always on the prowl as he traveled from town to town. It was the young man's blue eyes that caught his attention, and he knew he'd have a successful hunt that day. What he didn't count on was another wolf being in the vicinity...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Don't Cry reviews
Kakashi and Naruto one-shot, Gen story. There are moments in life that change everything, that are never forgotten and never remembered. A moment of hesitation saves a life, and a moment of curiosity reveals how life is worth saving. A moment to wonder if you'll lose all humanity, and a moment to retrieve what was lost from the darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Say My Name reviews
Kakashi x Naruto one-shot. Naruto is over the age of 18. Setting: post-war. Prompt: had to cover for someone at work on my day off, got really really REALLY bored in between customers, had access to a word processor, did NOT have access to the chapter of the story I was currently working on. End result: YAOI WITH LOTS OF SWEARING! I regret nothing, I tell you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete