SKOOLATOON
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Joined 02-18-13, id: 4552286, Profile Updated: 02-14-22
Author has written 12 stories for Garfield, Love Hina, Mega Man, Touhou Project, Earthbound, and Kingdom Hearts.

Mostly known as a toy, but some call me a SKOOLATOON.

HELLO SONS IT'S ME im the guy who writes the stuff dude

sometimes i'm really busy so updates are infrequent and i've also become a lot more aggressive with proofreading and quality checking so that makes things take longer kinda, but i have a good track record with not dropping things! kind of, sort of...!

welcome to the jungle we have noobs and games

FREAKIN GENSOKYO thumbnail base you can find on GOOGLE IMAGES, atleast, the remi part you can; the plant hanger bit is from my own camera and a little photoshop magic

like half a year ago i put a link to the remi pic but i never looked at my profile to notice it still doesn't show XD so you'll kinda just have to google it yourself, sorry! i found it by googling "remilia scarlet" so y'know...

hoh ==== OH, AND BY THE WAY… ====

we have a discord now!

https SEMICOLON SLASH SLASH SON discord DOHT gg SLASH rPQAPXX2bw

if you know how discord invite links go you only need that last bit; sorry it’s so ugly but fanfiction DOT net is deathly scared someone’s gonna link to kiddy porn so we can’t have nice things

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Scattered Flowers by Jodasgreat reviews
It was supposed to be the perfect life- a young couple settling down in the countryside and starting a family. That dream was doomed the moment they laid eyes on their newborn daughter. This is the story of a young demon, one whose name alone would one day bring fear to even the strongest of men.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 114,128 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 3/25/2017 - Yuka K., Yukari Y.
Exit Wound by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
An ill-fated field trip to the moon leaves Renko with an injured arm. The lasting damage, though, might be to Maribel's confidence.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2022 - [Renko U., Maribel H.] - Complete
Smile by Mimic Teruyo reviews
It's vital for living gods to know how to smile.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2019 - Reimu H., Sanae K. - Complete
Ambience: A Fleet Symphony by Hieda no Akyuu reviews
We, the People, the Machine, the Broken.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 443 - Words: 4,556,264 - Reviews: 4056 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 5/8/2014 - OC, Mutsu, Murakumo, Amatsukaze
Fimbulvinter by Mimic Teruyo reviews
A walking tour in a land of bone-white snow.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2019 - Letty W., Yuka K. - Complete
A World Without You by Pikablukachu reviews
Even the most powerful youkai take things for granted sometimes. What if, one day, someone who was truly special to Yukari Yakumo suddenly didn't exist?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,054 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Marisa K., Ran Y., Reimu H., Yukari Y. - Complete
The Battle Never Ends by Arthain reviews
The Tyrant had surpassed death once before. This time wouldn't have been any different save for the determination of one young man and his desire to protect all that he cared for. But what should have been the end instead became a new beginning. A beginning somewhere else. A beginning where Night Raid was still needed.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 597,386 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Sona S., Bennia, Tatsumi - Complete
Rumia's Past: Alone in the Silence by A. Magpie reviews
Before she became a youkai, Rumia was somebody else. Sold to a wealthy man by an abusive father, the nameless girl realizes that the mansion holds many secrets, including the ones of the first Rumia. *Knowledge of Touhou is not necessary to understand this story :)
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Rumia
Philosophy in Monochrome by dekw reviews
The odd satori met on top of the mountain always seems to want to slide out of memory, as if the mind believes that it's just a false memory. To one Marisa Kirisame, this means that Koishi Komeiji is definitely worth remembering. By some coincidence, they meet again, and Marisa can't forget that, either.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,082 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Koishi K., Marisa K.
The Five Secret Techniques of the Konpaku Clan by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
After hearing from Youki for the first time in years, Youmu heads to the underworld to investigate. She isn't the only one trying to find him, though, and not every revelation is a welcome one...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Rin K., Youmu K., Youki K. - Complete
Water by Ghost of Soga reviews
Fourteen hundred years underground have given Tojiko a lot of time to think.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Yuyuko S., S. n. Tojiko
Destiny of Dentata by Aardvark123 reviews
When three youkai hell-bent on having Gensokyo for a slap-up meal break free from their prison, it is up to Reimu (well, who else?) to save her homeland. With a witch, a gardener and an unwanted ice fairy by her side, Reimu must face the greatest challenge of her career. But what hope does the world's hungriest shrine-maiden have against the women who would eat the world?
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 7/31/2016 - H. Meiling, Marisa K., Reimu H., OC
The Adventures of Kotohime by Gaius Cornelius Tacitus reviews
Tales of Gensokyo's maniacal princess.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 341,099 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kotohime - Complete
東方千樓倒 (Touhou Senrōutō): Madness Inducing Blossom and Paper by Invincible East reviews
Miles Franson, a college student, thinks he is cursed. Every time people reads something he writes, they would inevitably die. When fate sends a strange, grammatically awkward email from a mysterious person named "Kourin", he was offered a trip to Japan. From there, he would uncover a truth unique to him, as well as unwittingly starting one of the biggest incidents in Gensokyo.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 117,670 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Complete
A Lesson on Truth by Mimic Teruyo reviews
Reimu and Marisa work on a distinctly unfun incident. [Contents of fic do not necessarily reflect its author's view of canon.]
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Komachi O., Marisa K., Reimu H. - Complete
Degrees of Freedom by This Day And Age reviews
When Yukari let her newest creation, a book and weapon in one, become a sentient tsukumogami, she didn't quite expect all that would occur as a result. To be perfectly fair, neither did he. Nor anyone else. (A novice author's attempt at creating an original character with more complexity than "everyday outsider gapped into Gensokyo." Criticism welcomed and encouraged.)
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,267 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Yukari Y., OC
Aqua by SylentDoom reviews
I felt depressed, I opened a Word document, it was doomed from the beginning. A one-shot, about the mind of a writer.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2016
Reimu's Christmas Carols by TakerFoxx reviews
A collection of Touhou Christmasy nonsense!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Complete
The Pilfering Puppeteer by FionaKaenbyou reviews
The Butterfly Dream Pill has lost its effectiveness, leaving Alice Margatroid with a crippling insomnia. There's one alternative that'll get her the rest she needs, but it's not exactly legal...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Alice M.
Shrine Maiden of Paradise by Eavenne reviews
On my first day as the new shrine maiden, I was greeted by my predecessor's last.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Reimu H., Yukari Y., OC - Complete
Dust by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
In which Patchouli learns that Marisa sucks at metaphors and never cleans her cottage, but has surprisingly nuanced opinions on immortality.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Marisa K., Patchouli K.] - Complete
And What Alice Found There by Damien Kellis reviews
When Minerva Margatroid was offered a chance to go to a remote village in Japan to save humans from monsters, she probably should have reconsidered.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,078 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Alice M., OC, Yukari Y.
The (Many) Death(s) of Reimu Hakurei by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
(OR: Waiting for Eiki) It's not often that Komachi gets a fare as talkative as Reimu. If only the shrine maiden would just *stay dead*...
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Komachi O., Reimu H. - Complete
Functioning Alcoholic by Solblight reviews
Ibuik Suika is a permanent guest at the Hakurei Shrine, but does Reimu know exactly what Suika does when she's not around? Or even when she IS around? Join Suika on her misadventures as she uh... she uh... Hic! What was I doing again...?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Suika I., Kogasa T. - Complete
Garfield: Prince of Tragedy: Royal Rescue Part 2 by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Prince Harry is consumed with madness of revenge and Garfield must save the day again! Sequel to Royal Rescue!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Garfield - Complete
Garfield: Royal Rescue by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield helps celebrate wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Garfield - Complete
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FREAKIN GENSOKYO reviews
A blatant self-insert wound up in Gensokyo because reasons. Now, armed with only mediocre wit, and mundane tools, he must find the means to not get completely destroyed by the friendly locals! In doing so, he winds up involved in strangely unfitting incidents because I'm bad at writing fanfiction! If you're here you're probably bored anyway, so why not stop by for the fluffmania?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 168 - Words: 2,707,158 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 10/16/2015 - OC
Sendai Hakurei no Miko Mode reviews
Reimu's mother was lost some time ago. Familial partings aren't uncommon, after all. Over a decade after her passing, Tsukiko Hakurei again awakens. Stacked against the mystery of her death and new life, and the immense change of the past years under her daughter's reign, she endeavors to reclaim the life she once lived, and more.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 695,994 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/31/2020 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Keine K., Marisa K., Rinnosuke M., OC
Magick Magician Milla! reviews
Join Camilla De Luca, a spunky sixteen year old girl, on her crazy adventures! It's pre-Hakurei Barrier Gensokyo— the term Gensokyo doesn't even exist yet— and that means anything goes! She and her friend and heir to the Hakurei, Kiyoko Hakurei, try to get by in a world where Hakurei decree is law, and youkai aren't exactly super sexy women who will give you headpats and AC/DC CDs.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 134,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 10/31/2019 - Mima
Organ Jaws reviews
While at one of Reimu's quieter "shrine parties", Reisen retells the story of how she left the moon.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 5/26/2019 - Reisen U. I., W. n. Yorihime - Complete
Plus Ultra reviews
Sanae has a fluffy play date with Flandre. One-shot.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2019 - Sanae K., Flandre S. - Complete
Sendai Hakurei no Miko Mode: Original Draft reviews
Sendai Hakurei no Miko, which when directly translated, means "The Miko who Came Before". Translated further, that means "Reimu's Mom". Guess what? She's alive now! Woah! Why? 'Cause freakin', why not? Also- why is action not a genre? 'Cause this is very action-centric! Come on in and watch Reimu's Mom try not to die a second time...!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 409,334 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Reimu H., OC
GENSOKYOBOUND reviews
Hikari Hakurei is Reimu's own daughter of eighteen years. Her quiet demeanor's brought by social inexperience and natural introversion. Night of Gensokyian New Year party, Hikari wakes to a strange meteorite falling from the sky. While many of Gensokyo's finest are in drunken comas in the shrine, Hikari takes it upon herself to investigate. It'd be a long time before she gets home.
Crossover - Earthbound & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 437,455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 2/27/2016 - OC - Complete
The Battle That Had to Happen
Keitaro will be the champion!
Crossover - Love Hina & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Keitaro U., Motoko A., Lexaeus - Complete
MEGA MIKO reviews
Reimu Hakurei wakes up one night to find a strange, old man at her door step. What could this be about...?
Crossover - Mega Man & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Complete
Blight reviews
Shinobu is returning from grocery shopping when she's suddenly a captive on-scene of a robbery; although things go from horrible to really freakin' horrible when a supernatural entity decides to practice medicine. One-shot, semi-but-not-really-enough-to-count-or-confuse-anyone-crossover. Lots of death! Perfect for moody afternoons, presumably!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Shinobu M. - Complete
Shinobu's Inn reviews
Shinobu returned from the grocery store one brisk afternoon only to find that nobody was home. She never was comfortable with the whole concept of ghosts.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2014
Garfield: Re-enter the Fury reviews
Garfield goes on a quest to reclaim what he has lost.
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Garfield